Cast: Angel Vain, Vin Deacon, Sophie Dee, Kade, Cassandra Calogera, Madison Ivy, Angelica Heart, Christian XXX, Aiden Starr
Length: 190:32 minutes
Date of Production: 2010
Extras: The extras were light this time, including a cast list, five filmographies, three trailers, a popshot recap, and some websites.
Condoms: Some (on dildos)
Audio/Video Quality: Strap Attack 13 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel in the usual standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen (the bitrate hovering around 3.7 Mbps but going even lower; explaining a few picture problems). The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio (at 192 Kbps) was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.
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Body of Review: Joey Silvera has been performing in the adult entertainment business for longer than most of the females in the industry (at this writing) have been alive, his directing efforts distributed by Evil Angel showing where his interests lie. As a general rule of thumb, I avoid his tranny movies (not my thing) but still find his strength of bringing kink to a wider audience intriguing, his latest work sent for review called Strap Attack 13: Big Tit Adventures. For the newcomer, the series brings women of all types into the company of men that like a little something extra in their sexual exploits, primarily a strap on dildo pounding away at their asshole. Some of the best women in these role playing scenarios are those that are doing it for the first time (at least their first time on camera) and the biggest weakness is that only a small number of men, typically third or fourth tier mopes, are willing to play along. Still, if you are interested in the slightest in something of this nature, seeing gals likeAiden Starr, Sophie Dee, and Angel Vain might well put some extra lead in your pencil.
Madison Ivy and Angelica Heart with Christian XXX
The company website described the movie like this: “AVN and XRCO Hall of Fame director Joey Silvera brings five new scenes of guys getting anal-yzed by big-boobed, strap-on packin' women in the three-hours-plus running time of his new release, Strap Attack 13: Big Tit Adventures. Buxom, tattooed first-timer Angel Vain matches her 34DDs against the will of Vin Deacon, taking his ass with a lubed-up finger as he gasps with pleasure, goading her to use the strap-on with, "Ram it in! Do it!" Sophie Dee declares, "Today we are doing Domination 101," as she displays the strap-on, the inflatable butt plug, a nipple suction tube and large prostate vibrator she will use on Deviant Kade, and then shows how to use them. First-timer Cassandra Calogera loses her contest with Vin Deacon to see who'll suck dick first, but soon takes the upper hand, gaping him and splitting him open with both hands and eventually spitting his jizz back into his mouth. Christian gets double-teamed (and double-dicked) by cops Madison Ivy and Angelica Heart, who take him backward, forward and on his back before their needs are satisfied — for today, at least. And tiny dynamo Aiden Starr meets her match with Deviant Kade in a scene that starts with her wrapping a twine leash around his cock and balls and includes stress positions, smothering and four-finger prostate massage before she turns him upside-down and jerks him off into his own mouth. Strap Attack 13: Big Tit Adventures brings you big-busted, aggressive women dominating guys in five scenes for fans who like to watch the tables get turned and see the guys take it up the ass from hot porn chicks.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used on dildos for those still interested:
Aiden Starr with Kade
Scene One: Angel Vain, the heavily tattooed lady featured on the front cover, was up first as she rubbed her cleanly shaven pussy while discussing events with the director, her firm body ready to rumble as she teased the camera. This led her to putting on a blue satin dress and climbing on the lap of Vin Deacon, her use of a blue riding crop to guide him into position helpful. He worshipped her as ordered and kissed her feet, the guy eating her tits and ass before she blew him. There was a titty fuck and some face sitting after that, the guy sucking her dildo off before she started fingering his ass with multiple fingers until he begged for her to start pounding her strap on dildo into his ass. She built up some speed and was relentless about drilling him, the gal choking him as she went balls deep and made him do ATM. Angel then actively rode his cock in her snatch, blowing him until he unleashed his seed of genetic juice by his own hand and had to lick her tits clean.
Scene Two: Sophie Dee, a popular anal queen with pretty blue eyes, was up next sporting a large black dildo, her tits barely held into her loose fitting shirt in the living room. She had some fun with the tease and found Kade to be a new student in female domination 101 for the camera. Initially, she choked him after displaying some kinky toys, sitting on his face before offering him her cock to suck and tits to smother him with. He was a low end loser but seemed to appreciate all she had to offer, Sophie blowing him briefly before torturing his nipples with a suction device. She then sucked him off some more and rimmed his ass, putting on rubber gloves to stretch his ass out with her hands and some toys. Sophie called him her slave and used him as such, her inflatable dildo pushing his limits a lot whether it was in his ass or mouth. This continued until she jerked him off as he applied the prostrate massaging vibrator to his ass, Sophie feeding him his nut of population pudding as he greedily consumed it.
Scene Three: Cassandra Calogera, an attractive gal with brown hair wearing a business suit, was up next as she coyly showed how she wanted her first time dominating a male to be, stuck with Vin Deacon as a partner but excited nonetheless. Her outfit hid a fleshy ass and juicy pussy, her hands freely roaming around both of them before Vin had her sucking his pecker. She lost their game and owned up to inhaling his dick, easily taking it all into her mouth and gazing up at him during her titty fuck. When it was his turn, he was nearly as enthusiastic about sucking her dildo off, treating it as though it were real and bending over for her to service. She tossed his salad and fingered him, soon replacing those with her strap on dildo, the condom clad plastic dick entering him with ease. He got to tap her pussy and she gave him some more hardcore love with her toy, soon taking his spunk into her mouth to share with him orally.
Scene Four: Madison Ivy and Angelica Heart, both playing stripper cops wearing fetish attire, were up next taking custody of Christian XXX, shoving into down to the couch for some questioning. They ran their handguns along his body but it was their strap on dildos that went into his mouth, their full body cavity search of his ass finding nothing. They spit and spanked the dude and gave him some oral pleasure (front and back), the ladies taking turns screwing his ass as they saw fit. In turn, he ate them out and followed orders, getting to ride their pussies a little (with the ladies choking each other a little too) before they jerked him off to completion, his load of semen landing on tits that he had to clean with his tongue.
Scene Five: Aiden Starr, the short but cute gal seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up last as she tied up moper Kade. She used twine and tied his neck to his balls, positioning the guy as she abused him in any way she wanted. She applied some oral to his dick and jerked him off a few times at length, even riding him vaginally as her pussy swallowed his cock whole. She pegged him repeatedly too, pounding his ass like she wanted him completely under her banner, toying with him in several ways including some forced ATM. Aiden then used a wand on her pussy as she jerked him off, positioning him in a modified pile driver so she would allow him to catch most of his own spew in his mouth, even tongue his tip.
Summary: Strap Attack 13 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was not the most consistently heated set of trysts in the series, the chemistry between the performers intermittent, the skill level of the pegging not always great, and the general levels of heat modest but it was everything it advertised itself of being so I rated it as Recommended or better, depending on your own tastes in such things. In short, Strap Attack 13: Big Tit Adventures was a worthy effort of the series as far as bringing two distinctly different types of performers together, some of the first time ladies showing a lot of potential to make such female domination an interesting (and rewarding) sideline to their regular line of work if they are interested.
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