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Tranny In Training


Studio: Vivid » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 11/30/10



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

From Vivid Video, their feature "Tranny in Training" is something of a bust that really doesn't take full advantage of its material. Beyond have no special features and coming off as rather micro-budget, the compilation of trannies doing gents really isn't as interesting as the title would infer. Which is a shame as tranny titles tend to be entertaining when they want to be. What's the point of reviewing porn if you can't get adventurous right? One thing about the title that is pretty funny is that the shots almost always start off with the trannies presenting a shocking resemblance to actual women only to turn and angle their dangles at the camera which makes for a startling and funny twist for anyone not aware of their transsexuality.

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Cleice Kelly shows off her piece along with her breasts in the opening of the first segment, and there really isn't much of an entertaining aspect to the segment primarily because Kelly never seems to know what to do or how to act in her opening looking to the director and coming off as awkward and stilted, while she enters her bedroom scene often muffled and confused while Paulo Mark waits for her. She enters with kisses and groping bending down to suck off Mark as Mark makes out with her and reciprocates by sucking her off. After a fierce blowjob, Mark kisses Cecielle and they dangle and rub one another while Mark fingers and sucks Kelly. He then enters her hole and fucks her from behind as she jerks off. This segment is made even more confusing and awkward as Kelly seems almost annoyed through most of the fucking glaring at the screen as with a sense of obligation and never quite enjoying what she and Mark get in to, even when pounding on her from behind and sucking her off.

Juliana Araujo is a smoother and more entertaining tranny performer who seems to enjoy being in her segment with Rock, displaying along a table and making out with Rock who fondles and groups her breasts and quickly drops down to her cock to suck her off while she unclothes and bends down over the table. She follows up quickly by sucking his cock furiously, and Rock wastes no time mounting and dominating her from behind and lifting her leg up to pound on her rapid fire as she groans and cries out. After some more pounding, she rides Rock cowgirl, pounding down hard and having a good time of it, and gets one last fuck from behind pounding on her along a table, and finishing off on her chest.

Roberta and Rog add to the further inanity and awkwardness of the film where Robert generally looks confused and dizzy half the time she poses for the camera, and we're forced in to a genuinely irritating segment where Roberta is overly made up and pretends to understand the director's questions. All of these transsexual performers don't even speak English, so whenever they pretend to go back and forth with the director, it's forced and obviously just a form of padding, especially when the director tries to get Roberta in the mood by explaining that his friend needs help with his penis, and her dressed as a nurse could help him. Roberta looks clueless half the time he's talking. She also looks very bored. The set-up is insanely comedic and I was chortling through most of the director's dialogue forcing sexual tension. Roberta is a pretty tranny with a nice body but most of the segment is ridiculous and lacks in any sexual appeal beyond Roberta who attempts a seductive glare to the screen every now and then.

Bruna Tavares and Reinaldo is yet another "what the fuck?" segment as most of this sequence seems filmed in the bowels of a cruise ship and the director enlists a lot of cheap and hackneyed camera tricks that were out of style in 1992. After making it apparent she's a tranny, with three simultaneous shots of her cock, Reinaldo goes to work furiously kissing and making out with her, groping her and undressing her and these are the only performers who seem to really get in to what they're doing as Reinaldo works fast on Bruna while she struggles to keep up with him the entire time taking his hand jobs, and kisses, and fondling while she pants and tries to match his aggression. This is made more apparent when they're in bed pounding on one another as Bruna seems pretty out of it through most of the action but takes a delight in the fucking.

Jamie and Rog engage in some foreplay with one another as Jamie, dressed in army fatigues, is blind folded and fondled by Rog who takes delight in rubbing her crotchial area as she writhes and even yawns. I'm not kidding. This segment is so inept that you can see the red marks on Jamie's ass and Rog eats out her hole while she gazes back seemingly bored the entire time. After some awkward sucking from Jamie, se tries to get in to it sucking him off with her blind fold on, and pretty much goes silent the entire time Rog is pounding on her from behind and shoves his cock in to her mouth. Jamie and this closing segment sums up the whole mindset of this porno. One big two and a half hour snooze fest.

Audio/Visual:
The audio and visuals are really bad. Often the imagery is incoherent and the sex is uninvolving while the sound is crisp to where any little noise distorts the speakers. There's no mood or no tone, it's just people fucking with the occasional dialogue between them trying to influence some arousal that never comes.

Goodies:
There are no goodies to be found. Move along.

Afterthought:
No goodies, horrible audio and visual, and an array of performers all of whom look confused, bored, and or forced in to this circumstance, "Tranny in Training" is a terrible travesty and one that doesn't entice or arouse the viewers. Anyone curious and going in to this will be sorely disappointed. The only thing worse than bad porn is badly made porn and this is a double threat.


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