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Booby Patrol

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/1/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Booby Patrol

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Gonzo, Police role playing

Director: Tom Byron

Cast: Shyla Stylez, Tom Byron, Savannah Stern, Anthony Rosano, Dylan Ryder, Evan Stone, Rachel Love, Jack Lawrence, Sara Jay

Length: 137:36 minutes

Shyla Stylez

Date of Production: 9/21/2010

Extras: The best extra, though unrelated to this production, was the 28:26 minute long bonus scene from Big Ass Fixation starring Lisa Sparxxx and Tom Byron (dated 9/14/2006). There was also a 17:50 minute long set of interviews and photoshoot footage, adding some value to the show. There was also a set of trailers, a photogallery, and some spam (as well as a slipcase for the DVD cover).

Condoms: None

Savannah Stern

Audio/Video Quality: Booby Patrol was presented in a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480 resolution). The camera work mixed it up this time with a bit of tease footage taken inside the house, including some quality time of the ladies in police uniforms to set the stage for the role playing. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 4.1 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene provided solid flesh tones that appeared to be accurate as Craig and Tom worked the cameras. The composition and lighting appeared to favor the female cast as expected, efforts to edit the material for a more polished look working out nicely. The editing by Tom was generally decent, showing the same level of skill as the last time I checked out one of his movies for review, albeit I wished some additional tease footage was left in the scenes or provided in the extras section of the DVD. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor so I would say it was aurally average in most respects.

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Dylan Ryder

Body of Review: Tom Byron and Tom Byron Pictures have been having a renaissance of late, his titles garnering scores of AVN Award nominations thanks to the manner in which Tom and his peers did their best to expand their field of endeavors to include parodies, new directors such as Ivan and Sunny Lane, and tried new things like his own set of occupational role playing titles. The latest of these is called Booby Patrol, a set of five scenes where the ladies all attempt to impress with their uniforms as well as large tits, the result being the kind of police officers I’d want to pull me over and frisk me if I stood accused of doing wrong. With names like Shyla Stylez, Sara Jay, and Dylan Ryder featured in this release, the bad guys will want to stay away, the good fun had by the cast remaining a lot of fun. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Rachel Love

Scene One: Shyla Stylez, the busty blond bombshell featured on the front cover, was up first as she walked up to a door and knocked. Upon hearing moans, she found an alternative way inside the house, stumbling across a masturbating Tom Byron and discussing how she loved his work. The kidding aside, she opened her shirt to give him a look, he started pawing and sucking on them and she dropped to her knees to blow the guy. The heartfelt hummer was aggressive and included a titty fuck, Tom reciprocating front and back before some active vaginal riding by the lady. There were numerous positions and he unleashed his nut of genetic juice all over her breasts, ending the chemistry laced tryst.

Sara Jay

Scene Two: Savannah Stern, another sexy female officer, was up next as she investigated a break in that happened to Anthony Rosano. She was quiet and he rambled in a believable manner, the gal loosening up her shirt to show her cleavage barely held in by a pink satin half bra. She made her move and started caressing his hair, hugging him close to her tits while they sat on the white couch instead of making a report. The new police method of being “hands on” impressed Anthony, her uniform on the floor in no time after that while her lean & firm body hovered over him. She had a nice rack but her ass was fantastic, the gal stroking his pole and sucking him off really well. He munched on her snatch before some active vaginal positions took place, Savannah getting into her version of neighborhood oriented policing. It ended when her final titty fuck drained his balls of population pudding, the young lady sucking him clean as she looked up at him to continue working his pipe in several ways until he rubbed out a second wad to her chest.

Scene Three: Dylan Ryder, a cute brunette with large implants, was up next as she crept out of bed to serve and protect, ditching the mighty Evan Stone as she retired to the bathroom to dress from a hard night’s sleep. Her skimpy panties outlined her ass and she was mostly dressed when Evan entered the room to fondle her. This excited her so they decided to spend some additional quality time together, kissing and her blowing him before they began banging vaginally. She bounced on his rod and yelled “fuck the police”, the phrase taking on a different meaning that I think I liked more. The enthusiasm was nice and it added stroke value as well as replayability, the scene ending when Evan rubbed out a load of spunk to her chest.

Scene Four: Rachel Love, a thick blond, and Jack Lawrence, were up next as a trainer and his new charge riding the beat. Jack was a real life policeman before porn so his demeanor was the most exact of the bunch, the man parking his squad car in a covered lot where they proceeded to finish a walkthrough of his car lights. This led to an impromptu frisking session where he showed her how to be thorough, his hands freely roaming her body in a manner she found especially helpful. As this is a porno, he was soon sucking her tits and going down on her while fingering her ass, the moans from Rachel suggesting she liked his approach. She then showed him that she was no stranger to a cock in her mouth, her tits used to increase the friction before they engaged each other with some modestly active vaginal riding, some intermittent oral provided by both until he beat out a wad of semen onto her face.

Scene Five: Sara Jay, the thickest gal of the bunch, was up next in bed with Tom Byron, her black teddy hugging her curvy physique really well. He was reading but put the book down when he saw she was frisky, his earlier stop by a costume store allowing for some role playing action. The stripper cop outfit did not cover a whole lot on her body, her attitude exciting him a lot as she rubbed against him and started taking charge of the situation. She grabbed his package and soon provided a thorough inspection, sucking him off like a seasoned professional (frankly, I expected nothing less from Sara as she has always been fantastically orally inclined) before more titty fucking and some active vaginal positions. Her flexibility and eye contact were superior which added to her wonderful sense of playfulness that enhanced the replay value a whole lot. The scene ended with Tom rubbing out a wad of spunk to her chest, Sara licking her lips as she admired his response to her actions.

Summary: by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures had a lot of playful fun with role playing, the ladies stepping up to the plate in police uniforms to work the cop fantasies fairly well. The sex flowed from the roles too and was not tacked on, the end result being that the movie earned a rating of Recommended from me. In short, Booby Patrol had the kind of large breast dynamic one would think it should have and enhanced with the police theme enough to merit a nod, the truth in advertising enough to satisfy the fans out there. So if you want to see Sara Jay, Shyla Stylez, and Dylan Ryder playing sexually heated police on the prowl for cock, look no further than Booby Patrol.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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