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Malibu Massage Parlor

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/16/10

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Malibu Massage Parlor

Smash Pictures

Genre: Vignette

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Kristina Rose, Evan Stone, Katie Summers, Ryan Driller, Nina Hartley, Dane Cross, Kelly Divine, Jack Lawrence, Emma Mae

Length: 164:46 minutes (feature); 70:03 minutes (wall to wall)

Kristina Rose with the mighty Evan Stone

Dates of Production: 10/18/2010, 10/19/2010

Extras: The only real extra worth discussing was the 15:02 minute long Behind the Scenes feature and it was largely devoted to interviewing the ladies. There was also an obligatory photogallery, a set of trailers, a positions menu, and the option to show the movie without the dialogue.

Condoms: None



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Nina Hartley with Dane

Body of Review: Jim Powers has been around porn for years now, his skills as a director well noted by all that matter. While he is not exclusive to Smash Pictures, he makes some of their best movies, the latest a little feature called Malibu Massage Parlor. The movie was essentially a series of five largely unrelated scenes tied together via a massage parlor concept, each of the massages in question finishing up with a happy ending. The premium starlet here was lovely Kristina Rose, though Kelly Divine and Emma Mae also had the right stuff in terms of potential. Fans of tease can watch the full length show or those into the basics can watch the wall to wall version that latest less than half as long, my suggestion being for you to try the full length version first. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kelly Divine

Scene One: Kristina Rose, the bountiful booty babe featured on the front cover, was up first as she took advantage of a flyer to get some good rubbing from the mighty Evan Stone. While she initially wore a patterned purple tank top and some gray sweats, she was laid out on the table in no time to be oiled up by none other than Evan. He massaged her in all the right places, eliciting the usual moans & groans from the curvy babe, her hand reaching out to stroke his pecker after she was dripping wet. She seemed as though she was in a trance due to his extensive foreplay, Kristina sucking him off more than a few times in between his attentive handiwork. She was an active vaginal rider when on top of him and she showed some eye contact, Evan jerking off to her face almost an hour into the movie as his genetic juice flew all about her head (asnd she sucked his last drops dry).


Katie Summers with Ryan


Scene Two: Katie Summers, having enjoyed a horse ride in the wilderness, was up next as she took off her plaid shirt and blue jeans to lay on the massage table. She had dark hair this time but her curvy ass was as rounded as I remembered it, her perky nature revealed when Ryan Driller gave her a quick rub down. He fingered her once she was completely relaxed, working out her entire body in expedited fashion before she started jerking him off and blowing him. Her hummer was enthusiastic but limited, the gal only enjoying a few passive vaginal penetration positions before she jerked him off, his load of population pudding landing all over her torso and head.

Scene Three: Nina Hartley, a long time industry MILF, was up next in a seaside massage parlor, her clothing remaining on her as she worked the body of moper Dane Cross over. Her lingerie let her tits hang out and provided easy access to her ass & snatch, his eventual erection encouraging her to jerk him off and slob his knob. Nina’s oral skills have long been appreciated and she did a fine job here (with what she had to work with), but it only took a few modestly active vaginal positions to drain his nuts dry of spunk. He rubbed it out by his own hand to her face and she savored the taste, the scene seemingly way too short for my tastes.

Scene Four: Kelly Divine, a redhead with an attitude and a great big booty, was up next as she let the troubles of her day wear her down. She had on a sparkling top (it looked a lot like chainmail) and her stress levels needed adjusting so helpful Jack Lawrence took care of her. He had her lay on the table once the forms were filled out, his hands smoothly massaging her all over. He spent some added time fingering her pussy and using his cock against her ass cheeks, the oral antics leading to various vaginal positions (the promise of anal not followed up upon after he prepared her ass with his thumb). She seemed okay with the action but shared little chemistry with Jack, providing some active riding but not consistently until he beat off into her mouth.

Emma Mae


Scene Five: Emma Mae, a skinny blond playing a cheerleader, was up last with the mighty Evan Stone, the lack of tease getting her on the table covered by her slow striptease and oiling up. He rubbed her all over and soon started fingering her snatch, Emma jerking him off before he pulled out the hip elevation pad to bone her with. As cute as she was, Emma provided the least impressive scene, even when she actively rode his pecker seemingly in pain more than pleasure. There was not a lot of vaginal penetration or oral here too, Evan losing his nut early in her pussy (creampie action) as his own sweaty body looked ready for the table.

Summary: Malibu Massage Parlor by director Jim Powers for Smash Pictures started off fairly strong with a lengthy tryst between Kristina Rose and Evan Stone but the rest of the movie appeared to have far shorter scenes with much less tease, the lack of chemistry between the couples enough to lower the rating to a still-acceptable Rent It. In short, Malibu Massage Parlor had some strokable content and the oiled up ladies looked good enough to eat, the premise just never fully realized to the point where the movie stood out from the pack in terms of replay value. Still, if you want to see some solid technical values applied to a cast of attractive ladies, you could do far worse so give it a look if you’re a fan of the cast.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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