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Fucking Christmas Dinner, A


Studio: Private » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 12/19/10



XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Studio: Private                        

Release Date: 2009

Length: 2 hours

Director: J.F. Romagnoli

Condoms: No

Genre: Foreign

Category: Feature

Performers:  Mandy Bright, Claudia Rossi, Alexa Diamond, Angelica Heart, Brittney (III), Yoanna Sweet, Laura Giotto

Hype and Pub: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 2 cocks in each hole and a double anal cream pie. It's not traditional but it's the PRIVATE way to spend Christmas with your loved ones. Mrs. Miller, Mandy Bright, is in the kitchen preparing the Christmas dinner when her neighbor Mike Spencer offers his help. Minutes later he has his trousers at his feet stuffing her turkey from behind with sausage meat. Happy fucking Christmas neighbor! – from www.Private.com

The Movie: Mandy holds a Christmas party and invites some very horny people.

The DVD –   

Audio/Video:  This is shot in 1920 x 1080p Blu-ray and is absolutely gorgeous. The sound is a little weak during intimate conversations and I had to crank it up a little, but to be honest, my hearing is also a little weak! Scenery and sets were rich and the direction and editing first-rate.

The movie begins with Mandy Bright showering and then going to the kitchen to prepare lasagna for a Christmas party that will begin soon. Interspersed with this sequence are some quick snippets of her son and friends are preparing to attend the party. Some of the guests do arrive, but one guy goes out for a smoke and takes the girl (Claudia Rossi) of another man with him while blond Alexa pairs up with a guy in a hot tub prior to making an appearance.

Alexa is blond with smallish boobs but a rounded ass made to fuck. The guy enters the water where she is waiting and they kiss before she starts sucking his cock. The tub is a big with a wide tile enclosure and they do most of their fucking sitting and lying on it. I cannot say I like water scenes of any kind but found this set attractive with enough space to get into several positions. He easily slides his cock into her ass as she mounts him facing the camera. Alexa is quite vocal—so is the guy—and she does a lot of pussy and ass to mouth moves that are aggressive and sexy. He fucks her ass doggie style before he cums in her ass and she pushes the stuff back out, her ass hole and pussy a burning red color. She turns around and gets some on her fingers and licks it off in a clear and graphic close-up in Blu-ray, baby!

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We switch back to Claudia and her friend having a cigarette outside. Claudia is in a short dress of some animal or vegetation print that really shows her body well and coupled with her very long dark hair makes her look outstanding! She looks great smoking as well and I wish more starlets and directors would include cigarette smoking in their scenes as it is very sexy. He feels her ass and then puts his face down between her cheeks and rubs her. They move to a bench where he puts his hand up her dress and rubs there before getting one of her breasts loose and sucking it before kissing her. She pulls off her dress to reveal black lace panties and he goes down on her clit and lips. She reciprocates after a while with an extended blow job while he sits on the bench naked. He fucks her doggy style and does her ass hole in a missionary position—all on the bench. He pulls out and shoots on her tits which she smears her hand into and licks it clean.

A black guy is having a glass of wine with Mandy in the kitchen when he accidently splashes some into her ample cleavage. To clean it up he just puts his face between her tits and starts licking! Mandy is brunette here and her tits are enormous and look great. They kiss a lot before he sits her on the countertop and eats her pussy. With her high heels she is much taller than this guy and the size makes for an interesting scene. Mandy is vocal and tells the guy to “eat me.” He pulls his dick out and she sucks the thick member furiously with much moaning from both of them and tons of saliva dropping on to her boobs. She tells him to fuck her and he gets her back on the counter and fucks her in an awkward positions which I felt was breaking her back and butt bones! This last just a little bit before he does her doggy style. They grab a wood kitchen chair and she sits on him facing the camera and just pounds down on his huge dick, her breath expelling in retrorocket bursts. He fucks her a couple other ways on the chair before jacking off onto her face and full open lips, Mandy sucking his cock and cleaning it up afterward.

In the last pre-orgy scene Angelica Heart, a busty and cherubic brunette who is incredibly, comes upon one of the guests—not her date—smoking a cigar in one of the rooms and tries a taste of the stogie for herself. This sex sucking leads to the guy feeling her up and they begin some passionate kissing. She is dressed in an animal print bustier and lack latex mini-skirt that really sets her body off. She has long unpainted nails and full lips and she is really a great kisser—sloppy and wet with a lot of tongue! They suck each other a little before he bends her over doggy style and does her with her groaning, “Oh, Yeah!” he then fucks her from behind, standing up and her right leg propped-up, and the camera looking up from floor level captures some incredible details! She then gets picked by the strong guy and rides his cock and he holds her aloft, fingering her ass hole as he does so. He gets the opening wet and then slides his dick in easily. His balls are huge and slap against her ass and she moans, “Fuck Me!” He fucks her pussy and ass hole again on an island in the middle of the room before he shoots on her open mouth—not a big load, but enough to glisten those full lips of hers. Great scene!

Finally, everyone is at the table and Mandy serves her lasagna. The serving and pouring of the wine is excruciatingly slow, as is the conversation, but at last one of the guys’ leaves and returns dressed in Santa Clause red with two hot female elves dressed in like outfits, but mini in material. The orgy is about to begin with everyone taking part! The two elves feel each other and get topless which excites everyone else and they begin feeling each other up and kissing the right partners this time. As with all orgies, there is a lot of camera movement, but this one is much better than most with shots getting several couples in the frame and once and staying there long enough for you to get off. After a while people change partners and there is some double-teaming occurring with DPs happening here and there. The cumshots are all very wet and dirt whether happening in the mouth or on a pussy or ass hole. Mandy takes one and then drips it into Claudia’s mouth and then kisses her and then takes some of the cum and drips into Alexa’s mouth who is getting oral from one of the elves who also gets of the creamy load from Mandy’s mouth. Very nasty shit!

Final Thoughts: This is an XCritic Pick effort if I ever saw one. The clear and colorful picture is phenomenal and the sex hotter than Hades. Mandy Bright is dirty and nasty as always, but Claudia Rossi’s scene was a knockout and Angelica Heart stole my own away from my wife temporarily! The orgy at the end was one of the best with the nastiest acts saved just for it. Private had been up and down lately IMHO and this disc might serve as a comeback, being one of their best I have seen this year. The scenes were all shot perfectly with very sexy lead-ups to the action and they seemed longer than what they actually timed-out to be. The guys all had huge cocks which make it good to watch with your partner and aside from the inane conversation just before the orgy (pasta for Christmas?), it was damned near perfect. There were just a few trailers and cumshots with a nice gallery as extras. The prize here is the feature and you will not spend your money on a better looking or hotter disc this year. Put one in your lover’s stocking (or maybe your own) and have an orgasmic Christmas courtesy of Private!



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