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Best of Asseaters Unanimous 2

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/17/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Best of Ass Eaters Unanimous 2

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Rimming, Compilation

Director: Tom Byron

Cast: Charlie Laine, Chelsie Rae, Eden Adams, Tricia Oaks, Aurora Snow, Tom Byron, Rebeca Linares, Missy Stone, Charley Chase, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Katja Kassin, Trina Michaels, Zoe Matthews, Scotty Lyons, Page Morgan, Dominic, Meadow Soprano (as Lindsay Layne), Trent Soluri

Length: 244:22 minutes

Date of Production: 9/10/2010 (compilation itself)

Extras: There was a photogallery and some trailers as well as spam but that was all.

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Best of Ass Eaters Unanimous 2 was presented in a letterboxed widescreen offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480 resolution). The camera work mixed it up this time with a bit of tease footage taken inside the house, including some quality time of the ladies in skimpy outfits or naked, but much of it out by Tom's pool where the lighting was better too. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 4.7 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene provided solid fleshtones that appeared to be accurate as Mark Zane, Tom, and others worked the cameras. The composition of the scenes was consistent too with the picture not always optimal (looking better this time though) but as far as Tom's work is concerned, it was shot with the ladies in mind; making the gals look their best for the most part or at least as much as the point of view style he employed could make them. The editing was generally decent, showing the same level of skill as the last time I checked out one of his movies for review, albeit I wished some additional tease footage was left in the scenes or provided in the extras section of the DVD. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor so I would say it was about average in most respects.

Body of Review: Tom Byron has had a long and sorted history since leaving Houston to explore the wonderful world of porn, his current production company, Tom Byron Pictures, the home to some kinky smut. His latest title making it my way was Best of Ass Eaters Unanimous 2, a compilation of twelve scenes of women rimming men (and vice versa) in most cases, all scenes coming from volumes 11-20 of the popular series. If you like this sort of thing, you will be familiar with this series if only because it is the best you will find lasting as long as it has. I will give a briefer look at the first compilation volume soon as well as the latest volume (#22, special because it is an interracial and lesbian volume), noting that the technical values have certainly improved over the four years between the source material. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Ass Eaters Unanimous 20: Charlie Laine, Chelsie Rae: Chelsie Rae and Charlie Laine, two gals that epitomize "cute but sexy" in my book, were up first on a large couch, the ladies showing off their hot bodies after a brief tease montage. Their lingerie revealed some colorful bra and panties, the ladies helping each other out as Tom verbally encouraged them to go at it. As with the other scenes, the ladies spent significant time rimming each other but including some caressing, fingering, and toy use, the energy levels filled with the kind of chemistry Tom's better scenes are known for. Needless to say, there was no genetic juice or population pudding this time but the heat of the moment was very strokable as with most of the other scenes.

Scene Two: a href=http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=34551>Ass Eaters Unanimous 20: Eden Adams, Tricia Oaks: Trisha Oaks, a gal with a sweet ass and lots of tattoos, and bleach blond Eden Adams, were up next on the couch at Claudio's, each outlining their experiences licking man-ass. This nervous energy led to them kissing at his request, the ladies working each other over to include all the usual tricks without many toys to get in the way (the pink vibrator seemed to enhance the enjoyment for Eden though-a lot!).

Scene Three: Ass Eaters Unanimous 19: Aurora Snow: Aurora Snow, a long time hotty in porn known for being something of a frisky extreme queen, looked especially appealing this time, her booty shorts and bikini (when out by the pool at least), enhancing her well kept body. She teased, did the interview, and then jumped right into inhaling the ass of Tom Byron. Selling herself as much on her personality as her physique, Aurora was an active participant of the show, jerking Tom off as she tossed his salad without hesitation, smiling during the POV segments. I have been a fan of hers for close to ten years now (not quite but close) so I was glad to see she upgraded her act this time, the gal another one with some chemistry for Tom but also full of enthusiasm. I was half surprised that she did not do anal here given the wealth of rimming by both partners but she was just fine impaling herself on his bone, making it her own as she rode him on home. All kidding aside, the taste testing and other oral antics marked her as an even better performer than Sasha, the facial closing things out as she blew him to completion, his population pudding flying all over the place.

Scene Four: Ass Eaters Unanimous 19: Rebeca Linares: Rebeca Linares, a sexy Latina wearing red lingerie, was up next looking a bit older & wiser than usual, her appeal to the youth market slowly giving way to those of us that prefer experience. She teased a little and wound up on the bed of Tom Byron, the outdoor footage looking far better due to the natural lighting. Rebeca was a frisky gal too, whispering to him as he warmed her up with his hand, the lean gal sucking his fingers clean of her juices once he finished diddling her. This led to a powerful and rapid paced hummer, her dirty talk starting just before she rimmed him. Rebeca liked giving head and working Tom's ass, looking up at him to gauge his appreciation and guide her to do what worked best. There was some foot fetish action too but Rebeca's main draw was the power of her enthusiasm, the relative lack of chemistry overcome by the way in which she kept going like an energizer bunny. Tom also went down on her too though, Rebeca enjoying the action as much as he did even before the active vaginal penetration started, the intermittent oral providing both of them the best action in the scene before he bust a nut of spew on her face.

Scene Five: Ass Eaters Unanimous 18: Missy Stone: Missy Stone, a lean cutie with dark hair and interesting teeth, was up next as she "took one for the team" by rimming Tom Byron (her second time doing it, never off camera). Her very pretty eyes made it all the better as did her sense of humor but she clearly was only doing it for the money, weakening the scene for me after such a couple of voracious ass eaters were up to bat. Missy did a fine job with slobbing his knob and using her hand to gland abilities but there were a few times during the salad tossing that she seemed to hesitate, Tom encouraging her (as well as some edits removing extraneous footage) as though it were a hot practice she could use to enhance her performances. Missy seemed unconvinced but gave him a lot of ass licking just the same, the gal clearly appreciating it more when he did it to her than when she did it to him. She wore a pink sleeveless shirt and jeans too, leaving them on for quite awhile before the active vaginal ride (with oral benefits) took place. She even tried to make up for it by swallowing the facial he gave her, the scene still pretty good but weaker than most of the others.

Scene Six: Ass Eaters Unanimous 17: Charley Chase: Charley Chase, a curvy brunette with a great personality and expansive sexual skills, was up next with Tom Byron, the guy spending as much time sucking her ass as she did tossing his salad. From the moment he bent her over the bed in her blue skirt until the last drop of his genetic juice left his pecker, the scene was solid, Charley showing a lot of oral love for male ass as she slobbed his knob and ass with enthusiasm and passion.

Scene Seven: Ass Eaters Unanimous 16: Jada Fire, Angel Eyes: Jada Fire, a very curvy black gal, and leaner Angel Eyes, were up next as they followed the formula using Tom Byron as their ass loving target for the day. The booty tease and lesbian antics gave way to Tom jumping in to assist giving head, the ladies stroking his cock as they serviced his asshole frequently. There was more dirty talk this time too but in all, it did not include any penetrative sex (outside a finger or tongue) so while it managed to cater to the advertised dynamic, I was hoping for more too. Angel liked ass more than Jada but Jada was a better knob slobber from what I could see, the gals participating actively as they drained Tom dry of his population pudding. The load came out when he jerked off to their faces, Jada providing some post coital sucking to close it all out.

Scene Eight: Ass Eaters Unanimous 16: Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese: Flower Tucci, the curviest gal of the movie and a personal favorite of mine for all kinds of twisted anal play, was up next with extremely cute blond Carolyn Reese, as the gals stripped in the bedroom to get some play before Tom Byron provided his tongue for their perusal. The ladies spread their ass cheeks far apart to insure greater access to his tongue, Tom moving back and forth between them as if dining on two courses of fine cuisine. While initially passive, the ladies then took to reciprocating with a vengeance, both concentrating on his ass crack and hole but also devoting plenty of time to his cock as well, using their hands to generate additional friction. Flower dominated but she found a willing disciple in Carolyn, the action very similar to the other scenes but enhanced by passion as provided primarily by Flower's capable (and devoted) tongue. Carolyn polished him off too by stroking his cock while both gals sucked him off to insure they received their facials.

Scene Nine: Ass Eaters Unanimous 14: Katja Kassin, Trina Michaels: Katja Kassin, a long time anal queen before falling off the map, and curvy blond Trina Michaels, two of my favorite ladies for a very long time, were up next as Tom Byron stuffed his face into their jeans-covered asses. Katja took the initiative to drop down and suck him off first, moving to his balls when Trina followed her lead. The ladies showing a lot of oral skills even before they took turns tossing his salad and then moving into position to rim each other. Tom loved their asses as well, Katja even fingering Tom before he tossed out the ending wad of population pudding to their combined faces.

Scene Ten: Ass Eaters Unanimous 13: Zoe Matthews: Zoe Matthews, a fetching little gal with blond and brunette hair, was up next as a friendly source of oral inspiration, the gal setting her sights on the ass of Scotty Lyons. She claimed to be an experienced ass eater, the freckled gal spending nearly as much time blowing Scotty as tasting his starfish, spending too much time looking at the camera for my tastes but enjoying the 69 position they were in, the scene too short before he beat off a round of spunk to her face.

Scene Eleven: Ass Eaters Unanimous 12: Page Morgan: Page Morgan, a heavily made up and tattooed gal with bleached hair, was up next as she sucked off a heavily tattooed dude who was not credited directly (using the process of elimination and the ending credits, his name was likely “Dominic”) but sure liked anal stimulation. At the time, Page was only in porn for a month, her 18 year old naivety tested when called to toss his salad and have her ass licked as well, the blowjob seemingly far more comfortable for her to give, just as the facial was far easier for her to receive.

Scene Twelve: Ass Eaters Unanimous 11: Meadow Soprano: Meadow Soprano, going by the name of Lindsay Lane, was up last as she showed her modest excitement at sucking off moper Trent Soluri, his modest cock no challenge for her oral skills. She looked a little like Penny Flame here, maybe more than a little, so her appeal was greater than usual as she slobbed his knob and licked his ass at length before taking his small nut of spew to her face.

Summary: Best of Ass Eaters Unanimous 2 by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures had a variety of rimming action but was truthfully advertised, earning a rating of Recommended for the sheer quantity of suck for the buck and rimming, the quality better than expected as well. It was solid enough that I have considered getting the recently released value packages of the earlier volumes, the fetish more about pushing the kink factor for the ladies than anything else. In short, Best of Ass Eaters Unanimous 2 was twelve scenes of women rimming others and enjoying themselves in most cases, the scenes appearing to be relatively unedited (if at all) other than possibly lacking the tease footage most of Tom’s titles have had to date. It was kinky, a bit twisted, but fun to watch so check it out if you like the genre at all.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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