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Best Of Blondes With Gaping Asses

Studio: Private » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 12/23/10

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Private’s Best of: Blondes with Gaping Asses


Starring: Angel Long, Tina Wagner, Camila, Nicol Taylor, Simonne Style, Anastasia Crist, Justine Ashley




Like many of these compilation DVDs, the scenes in this one appear to be edited for length. On some other discs there could be twenty scenes, so they cut them down to ten or fifteen minutes. There are only six scenes on this one, so they are not overly short. Rather, it seems like all the transitions have been taken out. What I mean by this is, we rarely see the actors actually moving from one sex position to another. The scenes just move from one position to the next. So as I describe each scene, be aware that that is what’s happening.


Scene 1: Angel Long


Angel is in the bathroom giving her husband a blowjob when the doorbell rings. It’s a man looking to help her sell her house. While he is waiting another man comes in and says he is there for the same reason. They can’t figure out why Angel scheduled them both for the same time, until the tall blond tells them that she really called them there for a gangbang. She brings out her naked husband and they go to town. Soon she is slobbering on their cocks and getting her pussy fucked. They fuck her missionary and doggy style. She eagerly sucks her pussy juice off their cocks and deepthroats them. Next she stretches out her gaping asshole with her fingers and they begin to take turns plowing her butt. What I love about Angel is that she never stops talking dirty the entire time. You can tell this girl really loves cock. They continue to ram her asshole as she gives sloppy wet blowjobs. The guys DP her for a bit, then she rides them reverse cowgirl anal. Of course she does ass to mouth. The first guy to cum shoots his load all over her cunt and asshole. The second guy aims for her mouth but blows his rather large load all over her chest. The third guy again sprays all over her ass and pussy. By the time they’re done Angel is covered in sticky semen. This scene was really hot, mostly due to Angel’s energy and her filthy language.


Scene 2: Tina Wagner


This one begins with four guys looking at photos of naked women on the wall and apparently ranking them. Tina comes in and hands them an envelope. Inside are naked pictures of each of the men with critiques written on each photo. The guys are not too happy about this, so they go into the other room to see if they can prove Tina wrong. She is a willing student, and soon all five of them are naked. She sucks their cocks and gets her pussy eaten. The guys take turns fucking her mouth and her pussy. All four guys lie down in a row and Tina goes down the line sucking each cock. The scene intercuts between her getting ass fucked in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Next she gets double fucked in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl while sucking the other dicks. As one of the men begins to fuck her ass spoon style, another shoots his load on her face. The guy in her ass pulls out and squirts all over her pussy. A third guys cums on her tits and the fourth guy blasts a big load in her mouth and all over her chin.


Scene 3: Camila


A dude is lying on his bed reading a magazine. Camila walks in, and in a badly dubbed conversation, asks if he can teach her how to ski. He says he’s off duty, but she thinks maybe she can convince him. She pulls his dick out of his pants and sucks on it. Then, still wearing her hat and sweater, she climbs on top and rides him. He takes some lube out of a bedside drawer and lubes her asshole up. Soon his fat cock is plowing her asshole. He pulls out several times to show her gaping hole. Next she turns around and rides him reverse cowgirl anal. He repeatedly pulls his dick out to show her lovely gaper. The he fucks her ass doggy style, and finally cums all over her asshole.


Scene 4: Nicol Taylor


A man is walking in his garden when Nicol suddenly appears out of thin air! She seductively strips and touches herself as he jerks off. Once she’s naked he eats her pussy and tongues her asshole. She gets on her knees and sucks his schlong. After some titty fucking she gets on top and takes it up the pussy cowgirl style. He flips her upside down and fucks her cunt while she does a handstand. Then he gets her in doggy style and invades her asshole. After this she gets back on top and really impales her ass on his cock in reverse cowgirl. He pulls her off his cock a few times to show off her gaping hole. Finally, Nicol gets back on her knees and jerks him off until he squirts a couple of ropes onto her face. As he walks away, she disappears.


Scene 5: Simonne Style and Anastasia Crist


Simonne and Ana are on a set made to look like a dirty alley. Simonne is super hot, with a tight, tan body and long black hair. Ana is sucking on a dildo as Simonne eats her cunt. Four dudes walk in and the girls begin sucking their cocks. They lay Simonne on a box and fuck her pussy and mouth while Ana gets fucked from behind. Soon Simonne has a dick up her asshole. Ana rides a guy reverse cowgirl while sucking another cock. The dick in her pussy is moved to her ass and she continues to bounce. Right next to her the same thing is being repeated with Simonne. It’s so hot to see two girls being ass fucked right next to each other. They continue to get fucked in a variety of rotating positions. Simonne is the first to get double penetrated but Ana quickly follows suit. We get to see her gaping ass a couple of times. Then the girl get butt banged doggy style right next to each other. The four guys shoot their loads all over both girls’ faces, but almost as soon as they begin to kiss each other the scene fades out.


Scene 6: Justine Ashley


It looks like Justine is getting her picture taken for a photo shoot, and some dude convinces her to suck his cock. She seems to like it because soon all her clothes are off. After a few minutes of this, he lifts one of her legs up and fucks her cunt while standing. They move to the floor and he continues to fuck her pussy in the spoon position. The scene cuts and she is on top of him taking it up the ass in reverse cowgirl. She plays with her clit and shoves a couple of fingers up her cunt. He pulls out a few times to show her nice little gaper. Then she turns around and does some cowgirl anal. The scene cuts again and the guy is cumming on Justine’s face. She looks at the camera and savors the cum as the scene fades out.




None, except for some trailers for some other DVDs.


Final Analysis:


Despite the title, this compilation could almost be considered a couples film. It’s beautifully shot and lit, and a few of the scenes even make a feeble attempt at a story. For a DVD supposedly about gaping asses, they didn’t really show as much as I was expecting (or hoping). The first scene was the only one that had any real heat, and that was because Angel Long was nasty and had a filthy mouth. The rest of the movie is standard Euro porn, with sexy women who don’t speak any English and therefore moan monotonously the entire time. I’d rent this if you’re married and your wife perhaps doesn’t mind a bit of anal porn, but for my tastes there’s not much jack off material here.

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