So, with all the sex toys on the market, how does one attempt to select just the right toy for just the right person, presumably using Santa's "naughty or nice" list as a guideline? Well, that's just it; everyone has a toy or twelve that would work well with their needs. Using reviews as a guide is okay but for something so personal as a device you are going to be shoving inside yourself, rubbing on various erotic body parts, or applying to another, there are limits unless you are the one writing the review. On that note as well, some of the otherwise "best" (most highly rated) toy reviewers tend to be the most opinionated about specific materials, companies, and aspects not directly related to a specific toy so your mileage is going to vary. I have no delusions of grandeur in this regard as well, Nadine and I have our likes too, we go out of our way to expressly state if a prejudice might impact our look at something. So, how does that impact today's review of the Evolved Novelties Bendable You Too?
For the most part, we enjoy toys made by the company since their track record has proven innovative, sensitive to consumer concerns, and affordable in a toy's class range. The Bendable You Too is mid-priced, made of phthalate free silicone, is lube friendly, and uses two AAA batteries to power a set of two vibrating bullets on each end of the flexible device. Unlike 99%+ of all toys, this one is truly flexible too, the 9" long wand able to be straightened out completely or bent in various configurations to stimulate G-spots or prostates as needed. Yes, it is a toy for men or women, easily cleanable between uses and quite quiet in operation. It is made in mainland China but so are most toys these days, the plastic shell packaging favored by Nadine and I compared to the disposable stuff other toys come with.
The batteries fit into a separate controller, an on/off button augmented by a button allowing for seven functions of vibrations, no separate controller for each bullet but not really needing one. The texture of the silicone was smooth and felt nice, for my part not taking it internally but allowing it used as a massager. Nadine thought it felt sexy too, using just a dab of lube to get started after which time she provided her own lubrication for the vaginal stimulation. It proved to be waterproof, at least the insertable portion did, and Nadine did express a preference for a thicker toy next time (don't they all?!?) but she really liked it a lot.
The seven patterns did not all work for her but several did stimulate her enough to add to the fun, her belief that I would like using the toy expressed a few times to me as she allowed me to use it on her prone body. I think having the connecting controller cord attached in the middle might have made more sense so both ends could be inserted more readily but it configured pretty well and tested out as advertised. Was it worth the price I found online (which varied considerably)? I think so, considering the quality of materials, the packaging making it a good gift purchase, and the amount of fun we had in the last two weeks of testing, so check out the Bendable You Too as a toy that might still use a few tweaks but warmed up Nadine really well as a Highly Recommended selection for your holiday season.
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