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Face Fucking, Inc. 9


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Wind Tunnel » Review Date: 12/29/10


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Face Fucking Inc. #9

A Joey Silvera Picture Released by Evil Angel Entertainment

Starring:  Violet Monroe, Lucky Starr, Ruby Red & Audrey Lords, Carmina Kai, Sasha Yung, Kelly Divine, Cassandra Calogera & Sierra Skye. 

With:  Joey Silvera, Claudio Meloni, Mark Zane, TJ Cummings, Ramon Sutra & Sean Michaels.

Runtime:  3hrs 4min

Condoms?:  None.

Keywords:  Rough Sex, Gagging, Throating

Brief Synopsis:  In this, the ninth series of collected Face Fucking episodes, our pal Joey invites us yet again into his arena of rough play, endless gagging and super spitting.  Some will run, others with hide, and even more, he hopes, will flock and lick their screens for more.  But will you?

[Scene One]  Violet Monroe  (with Joey Silvera)

First off, Joey barely lets a steady moment pass before he's fiddling with young Violet's chest, leading her down to her knees to his opened pants for some point-of-view actions.  A few quick strokes and pucks later, Joey properly sits down, Violet choking and holding down his stiff prick into her throat.  "Are you ready for the next level?" he asks, standing up yet again and setting the camera down for a side view capture.  After little more than a nod, Violet lets him grip and push her head into his crotch, letting her go as her mouth erupts in clear, gooey spit.  She recoils slightly after a few masterful pulls down, leading Joey to pinch her noise whilst she blows (gasping ensues, Violet begins to turn blue).  Cutting away, we return to find her masturbating while Joey preps himself, propping herself up for more oral time, and Joey pins her closer with a free leg in a series of passes that Violet endures nicely.  "Tell me where my dick is," he asks her, mid-pin.  Cock firmly in throat and a calf against the back of her neck, she mumbles something incoherent, but enough for Joey to clasp her nostrils once again, and once again she's still going.  Again cutting to a now-cleaned up Violet (a shame, since the fevered sweat & spit brought a certain gaussiness to her look, but oh well), Joey aims his gummy gust shot toward her opened mouth, only hitting the rims of her lips, letting her gather up and spit up what she's left to find.  Post-scene she explains her varied heritage, as well as her recent accomplishments (double penetration, thank goodness!).  Though she isn't allowed too many words in edgewise, Violet holds her own while Joey does his best to redden her complexion any way he can.  It's in those tight spaces that Violet does seem nearly unflappable, though her sprightliness and elfin cuteness probably has a little to do with that. 


[Scene Two]  Lucky Starr  (with Joey Silvera)

Fading to find her already with Joey's knob in her hand, Lucky lets him swat and diggle his wang around her face and tits, with a brief nudge of conversation before the rubbing turns into oral.  Kneeling her down, Joey jolts himself into her mouth, holding her by the hair and humping her face, drool and tears emerging soon after Lucky goes hands-free.  She begins to shake as Joey adds nose-pinching to the menu, sticking his fingers into her mouth while the two stroke each other for a little while.  Bending himself backward, he bury's Lucky's nose into his ass, which she switches between blowing and tossing his salad.  For added kicks, he once again clasps her nose with his thumb and forefinger, swatting her face as he pins her with one of his legs.  A few more tosses later, Joey is up and standing for a final run of hardy blowing, eventually stroking his spetzel off onto Lucky's widened tongue, roping a few drops off to the floor (she ticks down most of her catch).  Afterward, an on-screen title excitedly announces her ripened age ("37!"), all the more years to love such rough play from Joey!  A good time, overall, though some may be put off by the voraciousness of Lucky's ass eating (but not me, never ever me).


[Scene Three]  Ruby Red & Audrey Lords  (with Claudio Meloni)


Though both thin and trim, Ruby (a brunette) and Audrey (the redhead!) produce a little friction as they rub asses together, undoing their outergarments for a small amount of ass swatting via the entering, suited up Claudio.  Wrapping his tie around Ruby's throat after being slowly undressed by the pair, the girls take turns at a dueling blow job, the first to be face fucked: Audrey ("I love that sound," she snaps, chortling down his rod).  Ruby fits in a turn for herself, with Claudio adding a nose pinch to the proceedings as Audrey falls back for a moment.  Back together, the two create a blow-me sandwich with his wick, propping their asses out for Marco to ogle, swat and redden.  As the action heats up with even more near-throating, Claudio mutters "you have to trust…" as the ladies seem more recticent to be batted around and choked.  During a particularly rough run with Ruby, holding her close with one hand and gripping her nose with the other, he asks "you surrender?", to which she stays close until she gasps away for air, continuing on nevertheless.  He commits a 69 play with Audrey soon afterward, going balls deep into her throat, causing her to admit "I did throw up, but it just didn't have any color," as the clear ooze permeates her face, neck and chest.  Ravaged and slightly hoarse as a result, she cackles anyway, though Ruby's next oral run leads to a more mucus-hued runoff down her toasted skin.  Past another set of mascara-run tears, a cutaway brings us to a slightly more cleaned-up pair of ladies, who now get to have their own way with Claudio.  "You've been a brute all day," Audrey tells him as they wrap their thin sets of fingers around his thick throat, each of them switching from choking to blowing him on their own.  Sensing an eruption, Audrey quickly sets herself on her knees to take Claudio's wad, which he spreads like glue over Ruby's forehead instead.  The redhead collects what of the slurm she can and passes it into Ruby's mouth, a dose of which they each swallow down, followed by a bit more why-I-outta plays with the now-spent Claudio.  Audrey really stands out here as Ruby tends to shift the scene toward her favor, or at least her newbie status more or less shifts the action to the redhead firebrand instead.  And it's nice to see that Audrey can take in and dish it out almost equally (I say that as Claudio almost towers over the both of them, physically, against their slightly tiny frames).  I've always been a sucker for freckles, and Audrey does fit that bill to a "T" - it just so happens that she's up for the challenge, and emerges victorious. 

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[Scene Four]  Carmina Kai  (with Mark Zane, Claudio Meloni & Joey Silvera)

Outdoors we meet Carmina, who gleefully accepts Joey's call to speak throughout the scene in her native Vietnamese.  Led inside by Claudio (who soon loosely fits his belt around her neck), he fingers her pussy while handstroking Mark, the two fellas choking her in turns and hisses.  Down on the floor, she parlays more native speak for Joey (who moans from behind the camera), jerking and blowing each of the others and frothing spit all over the place.  Claudio face fucks her from above as Carmina writhes around, choking and struggling, all while Mark fingers and briefly noms on her clam.  Making her way to an eventual upside-down position, the dudes switch off fucking her throat, with Claudio ushering in a more roughly hewn style (nose clamping and pinning her down with a foot).  Joey tells them to kiss her socks (?), leading to Claudio hogging Carmina as he leans into her face with his spear pointed down her gullet.  "I'm gonna throw up, dude," she manages to say in between gasps while he fingers her little butthole - she does manage to utter a few burps, attempting to talk through them as they come up (it's funnier than it sounds, just trust me on that).  Finally, the duelling dudes stand above her, one one each side, with Carmina gripping their wangs in her palms.  "I hope they cum in my face", she glows, earning her first dollop of cream atop her forehead from Mark, which she rubs in a little and tastes.  Before too long, Claudio spreads his glaze on her face while she spreads her mouth open, pushing it around and swallowing just a bit, accepting it with a Vietnamese "delicious", still moisturizing her skin with both loads.  A camera fade later & she's stroking Joey off, jolting three lassos of throw across her face, into her hairline and down her chest, all of which she, again, rubs into her skin.  Carmina is more than a good sport here, keeping Joey & the boys endlessly entertained with her oral skills, both in physical depth and billingual styles.  It's almost astounding how many kinks Joey hits with just this scene, but Carmina seems to be the girl to do just what he wants just when he wants it, and all with a bright, wide smile that easily made all the boys' cream dreams for weeks afterward.  Great, great stuff!

 

[Scene Five]  Sasha Yung  (with TJ Cummings & Joey Silvera)

Shifting from one fetish to another, we meet Sasha Yung, a brace-faced Canadian who shows up in her own cheerleading uniform (!) and performs a short program especially for Joey (it's kind of charming, really).  Once her partner TJ shows up, he dry-rubs himself up against her, admiring her full fur underneath her skirt, smacking her ass until Joey leads her down to the floor for her oral duties.  The face fucking begins quickly, with Sasha taking her partner's prick all the way down her throat with the aid of his hands' push.  Somewhere along the line she admits that she's never tasted her own pussy juices before, which leads to a tiny bit of classic cowgirl, just enough to coat that dick with some self-sauce for her to gobble up.  In 69 she does just that, with Joey leaning in to push her head down onto TJ for maximum cock to throat efficiency (it's actually hard to fathom that this girl is actually nineteen years old!).  After a little more diddling, our dude pins Sasha down for a closed pin, out of which she slowly oozes out of while shaking the entirety of her body.  Still turned backward, she tosses his salad (Joey, once again, pushes her head closer and closer into that chute), leveling back to a more equal, kneeling blow job (with Joey pinching, no less) while TJ prys her butthole open with a stray finger, feeding it back to her.  By this point Sasha's face is streaked and runny, with four of his fingers in her mouth, and yet more leg pinning to come.  Afterward, she squats and masturbates while her dude strokes off-camera, she licking her fingers along the way.  TJ finally fires his canon all over her face, which she scoops up and tastes.  Cutting a few moments later to a slightly cleaned-up version of herself, Sasha is blowing Joey, aiming his now-shooting dick toward his stomach, which she licks off of him in long, slow curls.  Intense stuff, indeed!  If age is but a number, young Sasha's nineteen years of training have paid off in full already, with a willingness to be open with her partner (and, always, director/scene stealer Joey), and thus be tossed around and poked and prodded in the most fulfilling of ways.  Just when you think they couldn't go any further, the three of them do just that, and Sasha is always up for more!  Hopefully we'll see her again and again and again, though the slightly frightening prospect that she already wants to get her breasts augmented is stunning not only to this writer (but also to director Joey) - like it or not, Sasha is pure dynamite here, no doubt about it!   May her returns be many, and hopefully, beyond oral!

 
[Scene Six]  Kelly Divine  (with Ramon Sutra)

Talking to the camera, Kelly wanders around the poolyard, mentioning how wonderful it would be to find a construction worker to fool around with.  Many minutes later, she does just that.  Leading his muscular highness indoors, the already atomised Kelly affixes her lips to his hunk of sausage, taking in the whole groovy thing in between her lips.  Joey, as in the previous scenes, does the nose pinching and keeps her head held close to that spear, letting the dude fuck her face with both arms behind her back.  Standing for a break, he fingers her little brown hole, following up with a frothy reinstatement of his dick to her throat.  The choking continues in a near-69 pull (a few hand jerks later), with Kelly's make up streaking down her cheeks as she attends to most of the blowing on her end.  A cut later, she's eating out his ass while tromboning his weiner, further streaking her facepaint onto his thighs, thickening her spit like frosting while he stands to spear her mouth.  Still thickly coated by her own goo, Kelly asks him modestly to aim his toss toward her opened eyes (yikes!), which he willingly dots as she prys them apart with her fingers.  Not a tear is spilled, and the resulting, eye-popping mess is wiped up with a wet wipe, which Kelly gnaws on for a minute or two.  "Thanks for watching me get destroyed," she says.  Thanks for totally weirding me out, Kelly!  But really, her work here is less extreme than it is a touch cartoonish (no doubt thanks to her pleathora of assets on the front and back end, which she displays quite nicely), but she does hold up the heavier end of the work while her pseudo-blue-collar partner Ramon takes a back seat most of the time.  And that, as slightly gross as it becomes along the way, is admirable in its own way.  Play it strange, Kelly!


[Scene Seven]  Cassandra Calogera & Sierra Skye  (with Claudio Meloni & Sean Michaels)

Real life roomates Cassandra (brunette) and Sierra (freckled redhead) first tease their partners Claudio and Sean for a few moments, taking to their individual cocks pretty swiftly (Cassandra on Claudio & Sierra on Sean).  With their backs to one another, the four create a kind of simple, dual face fucking machine, soon both girls switching to simultaneous titty fucking between their ample top shelves.  A few nose pinches later, the girls swap fellas, and Cassandra soon gets most of the camera's face time.  Soon afterward, the girls, pussies pointed toward the floor, are fucked in their mouths, piledriver style, with Cassandra once again with Sean and Sierra with Claudio.  Both of them are adept at taking down those huge pricks, flumes of spit flying out once they ascend from their deep throatings.  In heaves they continue and switch fellas yet again, with each of those dudes keeping their girls' mouth open and pushed down hard.  More titty fucking and yet more dual stroking keeps the party going, culminating with a slow stroke by Claudio onto Sierra's forehead, Marcus firing onto her tongue and letting it drip down her chin to the floor.  The ladies kiss and Cassandra snatches up what she can from her roommate's face, pushing what she can't catch into Sierra's mouth, the final product being shared by them both.  While it's super rad that these two are actually living outside of the camera's gaze together (the mind reels, really), taking both of them at one time between two guys is a lot for just one camera: the scene suffers from coverage (and a little dizziness, really), missing out on really enjoying either girl as she does her individual (and dual) thing.  That being said, it's wonderful to see them do the simultaneous, back-to-back titty & face fucking at once, though, as said, the frame suffers: it's all just too good to pass up, and it does.  However, this issue of whirling back and forth may just be what some crave, and the too-much-is-just-enough factor may be right up your alley.  But! the scene does go by way, way too fast, though the girls seem to have a great time despite our best efforts to actually see every minute of it happening.  A small problem, but porn will always be about specifics for everyone - even you!  Or else I am just crazy.  I demand a rematch!  See for yourself, titty lovers!

 

[Scene Eight]  Aiden Starr & Claudia Valentine  (with Ramon Sutra)

We find ourselves mid-fade, Aiden spread on a barstool getting fucked and eaten by her suitor stud Ramon, blowing him while Claudia chats with Joey.  Soon the tables turn, and Aiden the Dominator comes out in full, ordering Claudia to share that erect cock she's already warmed up with her mouth and slippery slit.  They share for a few moments, with Aiden pushing Claudia onto that wiggler, head-bobbing with her legs spread (he fiddles with her pussy while Aiden chokes her all along the way).  He pins her with a leg against his crotch for a close-knit facial abuse session, a web of spit coating the proceedings until Cladia eventually erupts out her nose,  with the camera fading to a neutral black and white to hide the extremity of whatever exactly came of of her throat.  Aiden does a touch of sucking before Claudia is back on the pole, getting choked and her nose pinched, and a second transparent eruption lands on the camera.  Cutting to a clean-up lens, yellowish drool continues to spool from Claudia's heavily poked mouth, with Aiden keeping her spirits up by yelling terrible things to her, soon holding her down and smacking her square in the face.  The two create a prick hot dog afterward, with Aiden (!) sneaking in a bit of oral heaviness for herself.  By the very end, she's jerking our dude off and pointing the prick toward Claudia's face and mouth, and the two lick each other's lips and rim each other's mouths.  Though Claudia plays the submissive quite well, it's Aiden controlling, aiding and abetting domination skills that are the real draw here, hurling abusive rants and swatting at Claudia nearly every chance she gets.  And, yes, it's a little hard to watch, but toward the end of the scene it lightens up a bit, with Claudia grateful for all Aiden does for her in the scene.  The extremity to which she does get abused may be off-putting for some (i.e. like the previous Face Fucking Inc. entry, where the puking/fading was more prevalent), but, as I said, it's Aiden's show, and her control of it all is mesmerizing.  Thank you!

*

Bonus Features
As director Joey tends to keep his Behind the Scenes material ingrained into the film itself (usually doing his interviews right after the scenes end, sometimes earlier before anything ever happens), the heaviest bonus here is the Cum Shot Recap (15 min), with the semi-usual scrolling Photo Gallery, Filmographies, Cast List, and eight minutes worth of Trailers caboosing behind it.  That's not to say that any of it is not worth your time, but it's not the most worthwhile set of features in the world, either.

Audio/Video Quality
Shot in 1.78:1, 16x9 enhanced color, director Joey does tend to get a little close when particularly excited, leading to a proliforation of shadows at times (during Violet and the Cassandra & Sierra scenes, primarily), one of the downfalls of being both a semi-performer and cameraman for his films, I believe.  However, he's adjusted pretty well to the new frame (opposed to his standard, full-frame set-up from the past video age), and the set-ups are well lit, otherwise, and handled pretty sturdily (with the small exception of the Sierra & Cassandra scene, wherein so much is going on that a dizzy spell seemed imminent before any sex started to happen).  Audio was a 2.0 standard stereo field recording, sometimes augmented with a few thumping introductory, big-booty style beats for effect, but otherwise clean and clear, always in relative distance to the action in regards to the camera itself - sturdy, but not too flashy.

Once All Is Cleaned and Shined
This, the ninth of the Face Fucking Inc. series, is less severe than its previous chapter, the upchuck-laden Volume Eight.  Though such an act does rear its throaty head for the final scene with Claudia and Aiden, it's not as heavy and doom-laden as it would, at first glance, seem.  In fact, all the girls here seem to be having a good time, even when their mouths and cheeks are stretched and filled with copious amounts of cock and balls and cornholes they're invariably pushed into lapping up.  In particular, Carmina and Sasha are perhaps the do the most with all they're offered, as well as the nicely hewn Lucky and the lightly green Violet.  Breast lovers will find delight with Cassandra & Sierra's scene, though more will probably feel a little cheated by the amount of action vs. the length of the scene.  And while Claudio seems to wreak havoc among the ladies of this disc, it was fair and goodly to see firebrand Audrey give him a taste of his own choke-held medicine, even if it was only for a few minutes.  We Recommend it all,  primarily for the great moments vs. its less appealing portions, all of which will probably grown on you after a few viewings.  In chokeholds, we remain fans of Joey, just as long as everyone is still breathing and smiling after it's all said and done.  Let's get hard!



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