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Malibu Massage Parlor

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 12/28/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Malibu Massage Parlor

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Release Date: December 6, 2010

Running Time: 2:44

Condoms: None

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Emma Mae, Katie Summers, Kelly Divine, Kristina Rose, Nina Hartley, Dane Cross, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence & Ryan Driller

About The DVD

“Malibu Massage Parlor” delivers that fantasy all guys dream of. Giving a hot girl a massage that goes well past just rubbing and working her outside. In addition, there is one scene that turns the tables as Nina Hartley, provides a great massage and a whole lot more. With the exception of one, the entire cast of both females and males played out their roles well and will give you something to certainly jerk off too.

Kristina Rose & Evan Stone

The close ups of Kristina’s fantastic pussy were so crisp, clear and real, I actually started to lick the screen. She takes some pussy work and finger fucking that had her quivering in delight. After some close ups of her fantastic boobies and nipples, she does some shaft licking as he lays it across her face. Missionary, showed to be her strongest position as she took a hard fucking. A massage, pussy play and a strong fuck leads to her taking, Evan’s load with a happy open mouth and sucks him dry.

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Missionary, Cowgirl,

Katie Summers & Ryan Driller

Watching, Katie Summers getting her breast massaged in the beginning with those awesome erect nipples, got this guy here pretty damn erect too. Delivering orally she is aggressive, goes after it, works his balls and takes a face fucking. Fucking, well in all positions, her strongest was doggie as she holds up her legs and takes a slamming with vocal, facial and body responses that had me jerking off right along. Positioning herself with mouth wide open she takes a nice load and enjoys every bit of it.

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Spooning, Missionary, Cum In Mouth

Nina Hartley & Dane Cross

OK, I have to find the massage parlor that Nina Hartley works at, cause who would refuse a massage with your therapists great boobies out in the open and a crotch-less outfit. Nina, who has been a strong performer for years (Wow, I remember her first scenes back when she started), proves that not only strong sex is important, but playing your role in making the scene as real to life as possible is key too. Nina has done this for years and still does it today. She works her client over with pleasure, excitement and gives him a great fuck along the way. When he pops his load, Nina continues to be that perfect therapist as she licks every drop off the tip of his cock.

Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary, Cum In Mouth

Kelly Divine & Jack Lawrence

When Kelly Divine laid down for her massage, I don’t think that she thought a finger fuck and a cock massage on the crack of her sweet ass would be part of it. To enhance her pleasure even more, the cock massage continues on her clit. If that is how Kelly likes her massages and from her response she does. I am going to open my own clinic and make her my only customer. Taking a nice fucking in doggie with his thumb up her ass, had her squirming in sheer delight and with sounds that would bust your nut on their own. She returns all this pleasure with giving him a strong blow job with tons of spit, deep throating and face fucking too. Kelly, continues to work his cock over with her mouth, till he fills it with his cum and swallows every drop.

Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Spooning, Oral, Cum In Mouth, Swallow

Emma Mae & Evan Stone

I have no idea how to even once again, begin in reviewing another scene of Emma Mae. After reviewing, now six of her nine dvds listed on IAFD, I have yet to see a scene that I would even call one. This girl, shows no excitement and comes across that she really doesn’t even want to be there. Even when reaching over and taking hold of Evan’s cock, you could see the look on her face, saying “I don’t really care to do this, but if I have to OK”. Emma’s, fucking was non-exciting, no actually it was pretty damn lame and she looked more like she was in misery than pleasure. Her fake moans were bad enough to listen to during the sex, but when she forgot to stop them as it was over made them even worse. Evan Stone, is a very strong male performer and I have seen him work situations with girls who weren’t performing strong and turn the scene into a powerful one. But, even with Evan’s talents, he couldn’t get Emma going. So, I guess if Evan can’t do it, I think it’s time to pack it in Emma. You are just eating up dvd space for others who can and want to perform. It's time to stop taking money out of viewers pockets who want to watch some actual sex.

Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Cream-pie

Audio & Video: The audio was good and consistent within each scene. Video was strong quality throughout the entire dvd. Jim Powers, did a great job in his camera work, especially creating a lot of excitement for me, thorough his shots that were crisp, clear and so life like.

Extras: Pick A Position, Behind The Scenes, Photo Gallery & Option To Play Movie With Or Without The Story

My Final Thoughts

Outside of Emma Mae’s performance, Smash Pictures did a great job in casting the roles. Many not only provide some enjoyable sex to watch, but performed their role-play very naturally. There is some fantastic close ups, especially of boobies (OK, I love boobies and there were some nice ones to view, enjoy and jerk off too). The thing that really hurt this dvd, was that Emma Mae’s overall performance and lack of enthusiasm, was not only a killer for her scene. But, it was positioned as the closing scene, which gave the dvd a bit of a downward slip. Emma was no grand finale’ and if your not going to throw her scene out, then bury it somewhere else in the middle of the dvd. My advice is to not even waste your time watching Emma Mae’s scene and if you do skip it over, well then I would “Recommend” this dvd as one to watch. There are plenty of great moments, strong sex and exciting ladies that will get you jerking off. Just be sure to bust your nut before Emma Mae’s scene, cause as always she will have you go limp in a heartbeat.


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