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Diabolical Amateurs 3

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 12/29/10

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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Diabolical Amateurs 3

Release Date: November 2, 2010

Running Time: 2:25

Condoms: None

Director: David Perry

Cast: Vivien Bianchi, Patricia Gold, Marilyn, Natasha & Natalie

About The DVD

Diabolic releases their third edition in "Diabolical Amateurs 3", with five different ladies new to the business. Even though the first two releases of this series were not the strongest dvds with their overall content a least each of them contained some scenes that give you something to jerk off too, Volume 3, brings nothing even close to that in ladies cast, performances and over all dvd quality. A very weak dvd that is a complete let down.


I don’t remember the last time I heard so much fake moaning as a girl did a strip tease until Marilyn delivered hers. The over all scene had no excitement or exciting sex. Regardless if she was fucking, sucking or taking a finger fuck, it just wasn’t there. Here oral skills were very weak and the scene splices were poorly done.

Positions: Oral, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl


Natasha opens with some pussy rubbing through her panties that lead to a very uninspiring short blow job. You can tell that she thinks she is sexy as hell and over kills this from beginning to end. Her fucking regardless of the position had no response and to the point of actually looking bored. Some very constant, repetitive and annoying sounds, made the entire scene even worse. With all she did and did not do, if I was fucking this girl in real life, I think I would have gotten up and just walked away. It would have been no great loss.

Positions: Masturbation, Oral, Spooning, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary, Cum In Mouth

Vivien Bianchi

The poor opening with the directors involvement, was like WTF and I could hardly understand it. Vivien, does have a big set of pussy lips and a terrible boob job. So if that combination works for you, then maybe you will be one of the few that will enjoy the scene. The shooting of each position was entirely too drug out and to the point where you would actually loose interest. Toward the end, she does finally get a little aggressive and into it as she sucks him off and takes his load into her mouth.

Positions: Oral, Spooning, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Cum In Mouth


The opening oral segment of her partner going down on her was totally lame, as he doesn’t have a clue on how to eat pussy. Like most of the scenes, there was to much shot from a distance, which hell, I don’t know maybe was a good thing, since the scene sucked so bad. There were only a few times if any that she showed response, but the bulk of the scene she had this look of “Like, why am I here”. Right down to the cum shot, you could see in her face,” I really don’t want this, but if I must, OK then”.

Positions: Oral, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary,

Patricia Gold

I just cringe, when a girl thinks and acts hot when she isn’t even close to that. This is what Patricia’s scene did to me right from the start. Regardless if she was getting finger fucked or having her pussy eaten, there was absolutely no response from her. Fucking, wasn’t really fucking, it was pretty much just taking a cock in her pussy cause she had to. Her cum shot expression was, “OK. can we get this over with”. A very poor overall scene.

Positions: Oral, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Spooning,

Extras: Strip Tease, Gallery

Audio & Video: The video quality was ok, but to much was shot from a distance.

My Final Thoughts

Imagine your worst blow job or worst fuck you have had in real life and it will have been 100 times better than what you will see in this dvd. I understand, it is focused on amateurs, but OMG, there are a lot of girls out there who have also never shot on camera, that wouldn’t have to do much to top these scenes. There are entirely to many other, strong, good, quality amateur videos that will have you constantly jerking off too, but “Diabolical Amateurs 3“ will not do this for you at all. The best thing I can tell you about this entire dvd, is to just totally “Skip It” and put your hard earned bucks into some real amateur porn.


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