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Pornolympics: The Anal Games

Studio: Private » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 1/4/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Studio: Private (Gold Series)                    

Release Date: Produced in 2008 - Released on Blu-ray on November 11, 2010

Length: 3 hours

Director: J.F. Romagnoli

Condoms: Yes

Genre: Foreign, anal, orgy, lesbian

Category: Feature

Performers: Adrianna Russo, Black Angelika, Cherry Jul, Dorina Golden, Gina Blonde, Jasmine Rouge, Jeny Baby, Kathy Campbel, Lea Lexus, Lulu Martinez, Misty Mild, Sai-Tai Tiger, Sandra Black, Sara Passion, Simony Diamond, Stella Delcroix, Tea Blondie, Terri Summers, Veronica (E), Lucy Bell, Veronica Sanches

Hype and Pub: – The horniest games ever! Includes orgies, DPs, lesbians, dildo and ass fucking with 21 sluts battling for gold in the world championship of fucking! from www.Private.com

The Movie: A parody of the sacred Olympic Games, this picture includes competitions in mud wrestling, dildo bike racing, swimming, and other “sports’ hosted by television “commentator Sai-Tai Tiger, a Thai beauty who at the end of the movie gets covered in cum by all of the studio crew! All of the women are incredibly gorgeous!

The DVD –   

Audio/Video:  This is shot in 1920 x 1080p Blu-ray and is quite beautiful, the picture and sound jumping of and out of your system like you were there. This is great Blu-ray! Very impressive!

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Sai-Tai Tiger opens the movie with a phone conversation to a producer/investor who is getting his cock sucked by a gorgeous blond at his pool along side his estate. Sai-Tai herself is bobbing up and down on a big plastic dildo in her workout room. They are arguing about the Pornolympics happening the next day which she is going to call from a studio setting. She slams the phone down and the scene moves back to the fellatio going on poolside. The guy is one of the regular Euro studs I see all the time and the blond is very pretty with big boobs. She just inhales his dick, in the pool on the edge, and then he just rams himself into her ass hole. There is some good ass to mouth sucking happening almost immediately with more spoon and cowgirl butt hole fucking. He then fucks her doggy style in a very graphic way after which he plunges the wet cock down her throat and then shoots a big load on her open mouth and face.

The next scene is the start of the event with Sai-Tai Tiger introducing the whole telecast and moving the first event which is two gals and a guy mud wrestling and then engaging in a 3-way anal fucking session in the mud. Taking place in a large rubber pool at a studio somewhere the scene is messy in the extreme with the guy doing each girl and then shooting on their muddy mouths. Interesting but generating little heat unless you are into completely covered lovers!

The next event is a swimming race where naked women swim a fast lap and once back to the starting line naked guys with hard dicks are waiting for them. The girls suck the guys while still in the pool but eventually get out and fuck them in a wading pool nearby. There are four couples and the action is anal and vagianal with some threesomes going on, including 2-3 cocks in one mouths, DP’s, and multiple recipients of cum, as well as pussy eating and masturbation. You got it all in this one, including pussy and ass to mouth cock sucking and French kissing. The cum shots are good in the Private way with girls looking at the camera and tasting the stuff and then trading kisses. They all then jump into the main pool to clean off!

You won’t believe this, but the next event is a bike race with four women sitting on big dildos glued to their seats and sitting on them in their pussies while riding. Along the way they are lubed at intervals and at one the girls gets horny and fucks the helper. The other three continue to the finish line and start sucking the guys there waiting for them. Those join the first couple and an eight-person orgy starts, complete with their competition numbers still hanging on their shoulders. This scene takes place in a beautiful meadow outside alongside the bike path and like these orgies, all of the participants got it on with everyone else with DPs and women masturbating themselves and each other. The women trade cum at the end after the guys blow their loads on the women’s faces.

The next event is similar in that it is a foot race and the women have to suck a volunteer’s cock at specific checkpoints as well as sit on his member for a brief quickie. They proceed to a white sand beach where two naked guys are laying in the sand and all four girls fuck them right there. I had to gasp at this because they did the deeds right on the sand and the gritty stuff was getting into every orifice there was and they looked a little uncomfortable, kind of like being fucked and sandblasted at the same time. The finale was messy with the bodies all covered with sand. It was scenic and colorful but no heat was generated by this exercise.

The next event was a 5-couple fuckfest in a gym on wrestling mats, cameramen hovering around the participants as they screwed like bunnies. There were no crossovers and each couple did their own thing, which included anal, of course, and the resultant orgasms were all pretty good, the guys shooting on pretty open mouths with the women very willing receptacles.

The movie ends with Sai-Tai Tiger wrapping up the giant telecast with each studio guy walking up while she is on camera and shooting his load on her open mouth, cumming all over her pretty face and soaking her blouse. She continues the telecast with aplomb as she pauses and opens her mouth to receive another cum blast. It’s bukkake at its best!

Final Thoughts: Including a Behind the Scenes with no dialogue and some trailers, this effort is an interesting display of beautiful women in a corny plot, but doesn’t that just about describe all porn? The BTS did reveal some scenes and women I did not see in the final cut and would have loved to as they were very hot! Nevertheless, this comes away after my review with a Recommended rating. I think the concept was fun, but there was just so much going on and to focus on a couple or single woman for a while to get off was most times next to impossible. There were so many women and I could not find anywhere which ones were in what scenes, so please excuse that missing component of the review. In the end, this effort was hot in a lot of spots and the presentation was impeccable. It was typical Private quality and you really can’t go wrong buying or renting any of their productions.

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