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Big Tit Christmas, A


Studio: Brazzers » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 1/8/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Studio: Brazzers                        

Release Date: 12-23-2010

Length: 3 hours 35 minutes

Director: N/A

Condoms: No

Genre: Christmas, Big Tits, nasty elves & Santa’s, anal, orgies

Category: Gonzo

Performers: What a cast! Shyla Stylez, Savannah Stern, Shawnee Lenee, Phoenix Marie, Rachel Roxxx, Kagney Lynn Carter, Carmella Bing, Sienna West, Mindy Main, Nikki Sexx, and Dylan Riley

Hype and Pub:    

The Movie: How The Grinch Fucked X-Mas! - Inside of a cumshot, like the one on your sleeve, there happened a porn you must see to believe. Mr. Grinch is gonna put his dick in her mouth and her ass! So enjoy this tale of the man in the green...as he fucks Shyla Stylez and Carmella Bing! Merry X-Mas.

Ebenezer Keiran - Ebenezer Keiran despises Christmas until the ghost of Christmas hookups shows him who he could have been banging!

Milk and Boobies - Santa is upset because Nikki finished the milk and cookies left out for him. Nikki tries to make it up to Santa by offering him her nice big boobies.

Santa's Busty Helper - Phoenix is applying for a position to help out Santa. He has some tests for her to perform and has a couple of positions to try out on her.

A Very Brazzers Christmas - Mindy, Savannah, and Rachel have been bad all year and know that Santa won't bring them anything. The girls plan to capture Santa and his helper and fuck them.

XXX-Mas Break - Time is ticking slowly as everybody is waiting for the school bell to ring for Christmas break. As soon as it rings, clothing comes off and the fucking begins.

The DVD –   

Audio/Video: Very good.

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Carmella Bing and Shyla Stylez open this disc with the first scene having the two busty women decorating a tree in a living room wearing some of the sexiest Christmas slut gear imaginable and believe me, I have quite an imagination! Shyla gives Carmella a dildo as her present and they start to feel each other up and Carmella pulls a candy cane out of her pussy for Shyla to suck. They move ahead with some play with the candy cane and dildo and with a lot of kissing and pussy licking. They then decide to visit Ebenezer Keiran and warn him of Christmas ghosts coming to visit him. They engage in some hot girl-girl action before getting Eb’s involvement for a big-tit 3-way. The women are just breathless to watch as they move their voluptuous bodies here and there in sucking and fucking each other. He fucks Shyla doggy style and then fucks Carmella the same way but in her butt hole, and amazing sequence with ass to mouth cock sucking!

Eb then fucks Carmella in the ass with her on top facing the camera and Shyla masturbating Carmella’s pussy while sucking her huge nipples. More ass to mouth action and the Shyla gets fucked in the ass spoon style. They then suck his cock together before taking a big load to their open mouths which they then French kiss each other’s lips clean.

Kagney Lynn Carter and Shawnee Lenee are two women Eb could have had and in this scene he is shown by the Ghost of Christmas Hookups what it might have been like. The two women corner him in a bedroom and they proceed to double-team him like no get-out! Both blonds are big tit women who are pretty and youngish and do not know the meaning of shyness. They fuck and suck on a bed with both girls completely naked and doing some pussy to mouth cock sucking. Both women are very dirty and Kagney can sure spread her legs wide, I’ll tell ya! The girls like to kiss and they do a lot as their positions allow them, which is good. The scene was good and will turn you on and have replay value, but Kagney seemed to look of to the side frequently and also appeared to be chewing gum—both disconcerting!

Nikki Sexx pisses off Santa by eating his milk and cookies and she tries to defuse the situation by showing him her body and letting him eat something else she has. She is wearing a sexy red nightie and looks terrific. Santa starts sucking her nipples and the fake costume and white beard takes some of the heat from the scene but Nikki more than makes for stupid costumes. Nikki has an all over tan body and fucks Santa hard in several different positions, Santa not able to do a whole lot what with all the fake padding over his gut. She is very nasty and vocal and takes a bug load to her open mouth in the finale. Because of her behavior she finds a double-headed dildo as her Christmas present!

Phoenix Marie and Scott Nails are in this scene and Santa has to feel her up and fuck her to see if she is qualified as a “helper” to join his posse, err, crew, um, cadre of willing participants able to work hard and bring joy to the world! Phoenix looks really good in a green outfit (see box cover for the great photo) and sports sexy knee high shiny black boots. They play around with a couple stupid tricks before Scott as Santa gets his dick out for Phoenix to inhale. The scene takes place presumably in his workshop and there is ample floor space for them to fuck there, which they do. Phoenix looks great and is nicely vocal. Santa puts a butt plug in her ass and fucks her pussy doggy style. After a moment or two she pulls it out and he replaces it with his cock. She sucks his dick after some of the ass action and then fucks her ass again, this time doggy style but standing up. He then shoots a nicely white and creamy load onto her open mouth with extended tongue.

Mindy Main, Rachel Roxxx, and Savannah Stern are bad girls who will do anything to get presents Jordan Ash and James Deen as Santa and his helper are trapped accordingly and fucked senseless so they will get what they feel they are due. The girls, are all in red short costumes and Santa hats and quickly bare their breasts for a little play prior to the big guy’s arrival. They hear Santa and his elf come down the chimney and the three girls jump them and start with the oral action. It’s 3 on 2 and the girls win going away. All are dirty as heck and do each other as much as the magical guys. The guy’s costumes are a little lame but your focus is on the women taking charge and raping them. I was a little put off by James Deen constantly positioning the girls like he was directing and wondered if he just couldn’t let go and let the natural events occur. He has a big dick but he is such a dweeb sometimes! It is a fast-paced scene with a lot of action and the finale has the guys’ cumming simultaneously on the three girl’s faces and mouths.

Sienna West, Dylan Riley, Kagney Lynn Carter along with Keiran are in the last scene and it is another orgy. This one takes place in a classroom where the “students” are watching the clock tick down for release before the Christmas holiday with Sienna as the busty teacher with her blouse unbuttoned to reveal her huge boobs. The clock finally hits quitting time and the entire class reacts by stripping and kissing and fucking! Whew! The two blonds look great but Sienna with her dark hair and black hose and heels in a business skirt is particularly hot! The finale has the guys jerking off onto their open mouths—Sienna wearing glasses—and the bunch dressing and leaving for their Christmas break!

Final Thoughts: I give this one a Highly Recommended rating because I liked the cute story premise with excellent setups for each scene and because it cast some of the most beautiful big tit women in porn to appear in it. Brazzers photographed this movie well and the sound was easily heard. Close-ups were cool and the sets contained detail many times missing in Brazzer’s productions, adding to the semi-reality that porn is (or isn’t?). My wife and I got off frequently watching it and it will be a staple for our holiday sex life from now on. Buy it and enjoy some fantastic Christmas-themed sex!



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