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Kiss Me Deadly
Advice: Rent It
Director: Otto Bauer
Videographer: Jim Powers/Sammy Slater
Run Time: 123 mins.
Release Date: 9/7/2010
Production Year: 2010
Performers: Audrey Hollander, Derrick Pierce, Eric John, Hooks, Kayden Kross, Mia Lelani, Mr. Brooks, Nick Manning, Otto Bauer, Randy Spears, Rebecca Blue, Sadie West.
Adam & Eve Teaser: Love Kills slowly……..Kayden is a Femme Fatale with a very naughty secret! Kayden and her friends use their bodies and their brains to get what they want…And they want Everything!
Kiss Me Deadly comes off just with the title alone as a erotic drama or something close to it. Was I ever wrong.. Titles are deceiving and you need to be careful with this one. It’s not what you except it to be. One might say I was deeply disappointed..
Audio/Video: Kiss Me Deadly is directed by Otto Bauer for Adam& Eve, and is presented in Anamorphic 16:9 format, filmed in High Definition and is presented in 5.1 Digital Dolby Surround Sound . There were no echoing or any kind of audio distortions at all with the sound coming in very clearly, but in the beginning you can hardly make out the conversation between Nick and Kayden The colors were accurate, the flesh tones solid though pixilation and visible compression were slightly noticeable. The lighting wasn’t the best a lot of it was shot in what seemed to be a dark alley or dark room.
Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Website Information,Slide Show,Previews,YouTube Trailers,Cumshot Recap,Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scene, Phone Sex Info.
Behind The Scenes: The BTS last roughly 9mins, basically showing the camera man setting up for different takes. There is a lot of out of focus shots, overall I suggest you pass on the BTS.
Trailers: The Dog Walker, Kayden Uncrossed, Young Girls Next Door, The Dark Side of Bree, Banging Bitches, Welcome to Boobsville, Tyler’s Wood, Bree & Tegan
Bonus Sex Scene 1: Kayden Exposed-Kayden & Erik Everhard- 24 mins.
This one scene from Kayden Exposed was filmed outdoors and there was some minor shadowing. It opens with Kayden slowing stripping out of her white cotton dress as she fondled herself. Once the dress was off she felt herself up and leaned up against the tall pillar to play with her clit until she brought herself to an orgasm. She notices Eric who is sitting in the distance and has laid out a blanket on the grass with a picnic basket. Kayden joins him on the blanket and eventually is devoured by Erik. Once Erik is done with Kayden, she shows off her oral skills sucking Erik’s cock with ease. Kayden takes control of Erik and rides in cowgirl style. Erik then slides Kayden over for some side spooning then over to doggy to end the scene in mish and him unloading outside of her.
Good chemistry between Kayden and Erik but the only thing that was a minor turn-off was her moaning, it seemed fake at times. The background music drowned out Kayden moans, which they could have toned down a bit. Guys and Gals enjoy listening to the moaning more than the music playing, rather distracting to say the least.
Bonus Sex Scene 2: 2 of a Kind- Audrey & Otto Bauer- 15 mins.-
This next bonus scene wasn’t as long as the first one. Lasting only 15 minutes, it opens with Audrey and Otto already naked in front of a lit fireplace and already getting busy. Audrey wastes no time in going down on him. She seems to have a hard time getting Otto to stay hard. Audrey finally gets him rock hard and Otto nails her in doggy style. He slides her into position for some anal before he unloads on her.
The scene was mediocre, Otto had trouble staying hard and you could see the frustration on Audrey’s face when she was giving him head. To me they were mismatched. No chemistry and you could tell she wasn’t into him.
Opening Scene: Nick and Kayden cross paths in the beginning and share a few words between them. What was said… I’ll never know because the background music drowned them out completely
Scene 1: Audrey & Adam Wood & Otto Bauer & others-
The opening scene was the longest of all and went from one extreme to another including a lot of bondage and a small orgy. Audrey is referred to as the kitty cat who gets nailed by the alley cats. Audrey is first scene playing with her clit while the men look on. Then she is on a leash being led around a room before she get nailed from behind while her hands are tied over her head and feet are in shackles. Audrey then gets nailed up the ass while she has a dildo in her pussy. Released from the shackles she rides one of the mask guys revered cowgirls at first. Audrey is tossed around between all the guys and sucks them off one at a time. She then is tied up and dangles in front of all the guys who then take turns doing her anally. While one of the guys is screwing her mouth is kept busy. This goes on for about 25 minutes and ends with Audrey getting load after load in her mouth and playing with the cum.
Scene 2: Kayden & Sadie-
This next scene is a G/g scene which needed a lot of work. Sadie was more of the sexual aggressor with Kayden. There was something missing in the chemistry between them. It was more of a hardcore fucking between two girls and didn’t rise to the occasion.
Scene 3: Mia & Nick Manning-
This is one scene that I can say went beyond and above the fucking meter. Nick made his point literally more than once with the work out he gave Mia. Mia’s mouth took one hell of a pounding as Nick shoved his cock deep inside her throat. Nick pushed the limit more than a few times as he had Mia in several positions. At one point I felt sorry for Nick the way Mia was riding his cock, I thought she was going to break it off. Mia took as good as she gave. Nick finished her off with unloading in her mouth “droppin loads “ all over her.
Scene 4: Rebecca & Randy Spears- Naughty nurse Rebecca tries to pull a fast one on Randy and finds out his secrets. Randy tries to play all innocent and coy at first but that doesn’t go far. Rebecca works her ways with him and has him under her control as soon as she sucks his cock. Randy turns the tables on her tying her up to the stir-ups and teases her with his fingers and his tongue. One thing leads to another and Randy is doing her mish on the table and from there over to cowgirl ending with Randy unloading on her face.
Scene 5: Kayden & Derrick Pierce-
Kayden meets up with the boss man and shows him just how good she is. Unfortunately the scene is too short to enjoy. It goes straight into a blowjob, hand job then right into mish ending with a facial
What Worked: . I can say that only two scenes made the cut with me and that was the bondage scene with Audrey and the alley cats as well and the scene with Nick and Mia and yes Nick said his patent phrase! Granted two of my favorites were also in Kiss Me Deadly: Derrick Pierce and Randy Spears but it needed a lot of work and tightening up of the scenes.
What Didn’t : In the bonus scene Kayden Exposed, the background music overwhelmed the scene and no matter how low I turned down the volume, it still was too loud. After watching the entire dvd, I think I can try to understand what Otto was trying to get across with his plot but he couldn’t get it to mesh together. Otto had trouble with the lighting and from what I saw getting the girls to actually get into sync with the guys. It was either the girls hammed it up too much or you didn’t get that arousal feeling when you watch porn. I will be honest.. Kiss Me Deadly bored the hell out of me. I can say that only two scenes made the cut with me and that was the bondage scene with Audrey and the alley cats and the scene with Nick and Mia and yes Nick said his patent phrase!
Final Thoughts: This is my first review back in awhile and as always I am very critical of both the men and women in any adult title that I watched. Granted two of my favorites were also in Kiss Me Deadly: Derrick Pierce and Randy Spears but it needed a lot of work and tightening up of the scenes. The extras made up a bit for what lacked in the title itself. If I had to chose between Skip it or Rent It… It would have to be Rent It. It wasn’t all that bad just irk the daylights out of me with the fake moaning and the lack of chemistry with the performers. Kayden and all the ladies are very beautiful that’s to say the least but the poor lighting made them look very dark and in some shots bruised.