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Official Big Brother Parody

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/19/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Official Big Brother Parody

Third Degree Films

Genre: Parody

Director: Nate Liquor

Cast: Brooklyn Lee, Xander Corvus, Breanne Benson, Rocco Reed, Courtney Cummz, Tanner Mayes, Mick Blue, Juelz Ventura, Derrick Pierce, Asa Akira, Dane Cross

Length: 118:17 minutes

Brooklyn Lee with Xander

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, some trailers, a pop shot recap from the scenes, and a short Behind the Scenes feature lasting 20:48 minutes that showed the cast getting ready and goofing around together.

Condoms: None

Breanne Benson with Rocco Reed

Audio/Video Quality: Official Big Brother Parody was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Nate Liquor for Third Degree Films using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480 resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain I dislike so much, the overall look of the show pretty good for a guy best known as a production assistant. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 6.1 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it, the composition of the camera angles typically optimal for the ladies. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes, this particular cast able to handle the added lighting quite well. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited but much like the gonzo titles he likes to shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers. The voices could be clearly heard though, the balancing between those and the music capably handled.

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Tanner Mayes and Courtney Cummz

Body of Review: Nate Liquor might get less press than his cohort in crime, Mike Quasar, but their work together at Third Degree Films is often some of the best the gonzo and parody markets have to offer. Their latest project coming my way is called the Official Big Brother Parody, a spoof on a long running reality television series. Originally a foreign show, the series has seen several variations across the globe, the basic tenant being that a bunch of contestants show a willingness to do whatever it takes to win a big pile of money, this pornified version including a variety of sexual trysts to keep it far more interesting than any testimonials reality TV has to offer. With a curvy cast led by such notables as Asa Akira, Courtney Cummz, and Juelz Ventura, the parody poked some vicious fun at the original show while never losing sight of the fact that people interested in this version were in it for the sex. The back cover described the movie like this: “One house, ten oversexed strangers and a battle for half a million dollars! Anything can happen in this Official Big Brother Parody featuring the hottest confessionals from the sexiest contestants Big Brother's ever seen! Breanne the stripper, Courtney the naked girl, Juelz the manicurist and many more hopeful hotties give new meaning to the term "Head" of Household while Xander, Mick, Rocco and the rest of the guys rise to every challenge! These eager contestants form intimate alliances in every scene, as they all race to figure out which person is the saboteur!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Juelz Ventura with Derrick

Scene One: Brooklyn Lee, the redhead with the nice ass seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first in bed with Xander Corvus. She slobbed his knob and they stripped down, Xander spreading her ass cheeks apart to get a better view of her merchandise as he ate her out. She then impaled herself on his cock vaginally, Brooklyn actively riding his pecker and doing some taste testing before he unleashed his nut of genetic juice to her asshole. The company described the scene like this: “Brooklyn Lee has got a rockin' body and a smashing attitude. She'll take your cock in any position and fuck you back, as if her life depended on it. She likes feeling a cock go balls-deep as her man's crotch slams against hers until he's losing his load between her sugar walls.”

Asa Akira with Dane

Scene Two: Breanne “The Stripper” Benson, the cute brunette squatting on the middle of the cover, was up next with Rocco Reed as she showed him some of her moves. Her lean hard body looked good as the clothing came off, her thong separating her ass cheeks by a thin gossamer of fabric before Rocco tossed her to the couch to go down on her. The pair appeared to have a touch more personal chemistry than the last couple, both of them keeping some eye contact as possible when warming up orally. That led to a variety of vaginal penetration positions showing Breanne was just as active a cock rider as any of the others. With some intermittent oral by the gal, Rocco ended up jerking off a round of population pudding to her chest, Breanne sucking him clean at the end. The company described the scene like this: “Breanne Benson has dyed her hair brown but she's still the total sexpot that she's always been. With her all-natural body and tight 19-year-old pussy, she can please any man in any position, and she loves to finish a scene with cum dripping off her chin.”

Scene Three: Courtney “The Naked Girl” Cummz, the contract hotty featured on the lower left hand corner of the cover, youthful cutie Tanner Mayes (seen in red on the right side of the cover), and Mick “The Foreigner” Blue, were up next after an immunity challenge took place. Courtney was the sexual aggressor this time, pulling at Tanner’s shirt and kissing her before the ladies started rubbing Mick’s growing bulge in his pants. Courtney bent over to blow him and Tanner showed she was no slouch to sucking a guy off, Mick jumping in to assist as all three of them went oral on each other. That led to some hardcore vaginal pounding, the scene careful to make sure no one was left out as Mick’s cock would hammer away at one gal, the other would be using her talents rather than sitting on the sidelines waiting. Courtney took his wad of spunk orally to share with Tanner when all was said and done, rubbing it into Tanner’s juicy snatch. The company described the scene like this: “Courtney Cummz joins Tanner Mayes for some fun with Euro cocksman Mick Blue. Mick has a thick schlong that keeps the two super sluts more than happy, and they don't hesitate one bit when he pops his load, moving to the cum swap and savoring every drop.”

Scene Four: Juelz “The Manicurist” Ventura, the heavily tattooed brunette wearing a yellow top on the center of the front cover, was up next with studly bald man Derrick Pierce. He ordered Dane away and Juelz started inhaling his cock using some hand to gland action, the degree of chemistry between them again higher than most of the other scenes. She provided a messy hummer with tremendous enthusiasm and energy, soon riding his cock vaginally with a lot of the same passion; stopping only to give more head. This continued until she swallowed the facial he provided her, Juelz looking up at him in admiration as the scene closed out. The company described the scene like this: “Watch big-breasted Juelz Ventura get hot and nasty and work up a good sweat as she gets fucked in a big variety of positions. They say that women perspire and don't sweat, but not Juelz--she's an unabashed sex fiend and likes to earn her keep in each scene.”

Scene Five: Asa Akira, the sexy Asian hotty featured on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up last with creepy Dane “The Weird Guy” Cross, no real explanation provided as to why she would acquiesce to doing him. He pawed her and was soon going down on her like a perverted little spazz, using his fingers as she moaned in pornish pleasure. He spanked her and spit on her ass, Asa actively blowing him before they vaginally banged away on the couch. I liked seeing Asa get sweaty even if she was held back by the limitations of her partner, her intermittent oral skills and driven penetration skills elevating the scene (though the movie never formally closed out in any sensible manner). She took the small facial he beat off well enough, swallowing it with ease before the credits rolled. The company described the scene like this: “Asa Akira is as sexy as they come, and she knows it. She's not afraid to show off her sexy body, a bangin' set of shapely curves that was built for sex. She rides that bone, sucks it, then rides it some more, giving her lover a fuck to remember.”

Summary: Official Big Brother Parody by director Nate Liquor for Third Degree Films was better at providing a set of barely related sex scenes than competing against the better parody efforts but at least initially, it showed some amusing looks at the original as it skewered the concept so I rated it as Recommended. The replay value and strokability was as solid as most company efforts, the technical qualities just as refined as Nate and Mike provide on their gonzo outings. In short, Official Big Brother Parody was a limited send up on the original show that has proven so popular across the globe, the sexual trysts good enough to provide some spank bank material to even the most jaded of viewers.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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