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Busty Maids


Studio: Twistys » Review by Emahevul » Review Date: 1/23/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Title: Busty Maids

Company: Twistys

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Bobby Manila

Cast: Diamond Foxxx, Jennifer Dark, Kiera, Lenka Moon, Missy Stone, Rocco Reed, Bill Bailey, Justin Magnum, Neeo, Alex Gonz

Themes: Big Tits, Maids, Couples Appeal

Length: 2:29:48 

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: Behind The Scenes, Photo Gallery, Popshot Recap

Condoms: None

Audio/Video: Busty Maids is presented in anamorphic widescreen 16:9 ratio color using the MPEG-2 codec. The audio bitrate was usually in the 6.0 Mbps range. The lighting is acceptable. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate which captures the sexual sounds very well here but dialogue is sometimes hard to follow.

Synopsis: Twistys Studios offers up a vague take on busty maids, some of whom dress the part, and only some of whom are busty.

Scene One: Diamond Foxxx is a platinum blonde MILF with big enhanced boobs, who to me resembles Sandra Bullock a bit. She is cleaning a house when Rocco Reed, a former college room mate of the homeowner, drops by for a visit. Upon getting the plot exposition out of the way, the scene starts with a slow and sensuous buildup to the sexual action. Diamond does a slow strip out of her outfit and then lovingly sucks on Rocco’s cock.

Fortunately for Diamond, Rocco isn’t remiss in returning the oral favors with as much care as he had received. By the time we get to the actual fucking, both performers are primed and ready and it shows. Even though we get a all of the obligatory porn positions there seems to be a level of passion and a connection between Diamond and Rocco that is rarely seen in porn films. We finally get a facial climax with some oral cleanup by Diamond and we come to the end of what is easily a great couples friendly opener.

Scene Two: Jennifer Dark, a dark haired chick from the Czech Republic with moderately enhanced boobs is doing some household cleaning when Bill Bailey comes by to visit. A bit of sweet talk leads to some passionate kissing, and then Jennifer giving a delicious looking blowjob to Bailey.

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Bailey returns the oral delights in a rather lackluster fashion, mainly just flicking his tongue over Jennifer’s clit. He makes up for this sleight though once he stuffs his cock in Jennifer’s slit. They begin a  passionate sexual romp that shows greatly chemistry between the pair right up to the point when Bailey pumps a wet load onto Jennifer’s face and tongue.

Kiera King

Scene Three: Kiera King is cute but she certainly can’t be considered busty. So to make up for that shortcoming she does her cleaning in a sexy pink and black maids outfit. Scruffy bearded Justin Magnum breaks the news to Kiera that due to business being bad, he’s going to have to let her go in order to bring on someone who works considerably cheaper. Being desperate, Kiera proves that she can clean more than just the furniture when she takes Justin’s thick cock out and begins sucking him.

Kiera then grabs hold of Justin’s cock and leads him to the couch where he licks her pussy for a bit and fingers her before stuffing his thick rod in Kiera’s shaved box. Kiera looks amazingly hot as she periodically makes eye contact with Justin and her moans of pleasure strike me as being legitimate. Justin proceeds to work over Kiera’s pussy in a solid scene even though the chemistry between the performers seems to drop a bit from previous scenes. That doesn’t stop Justin from popping a load on Kiera’s upturned face to end the scene.

Lenka Moon

Scene Four: Lenka Moon is a beautiful blonde dressed in some approximation of a black and white maids outfit with thigh high black stockings. She is dusting the furniture when Neeo walks in and sits in a chair stating that he is tired. Lenka offers him a massage and from that point things start to get frisky between the two.

Neeo lifts Lenka’s skirt and roughly fingers her for a bit before she drops to her knees to orally service his rod. The foreplay ends and the real business begins as Neoo puts Lenka through a myriad of sexual positions before frantically stroking his load on Lenka’s open mouthed face.

Unfortunately this scene was only mildly more exciting than watching paint dry as there was no sexual chemistry here at all. The only thing that stands out about this scene is that as the scene ends something catches Lenka’s eye and makes her laugh and then the scene cuts back to Lenka licking Neoo’s cock a bit. 

Missy Stone

Scene Five: Missy Stone is the nanny here. She is attempting to clean as Alex Gonz is trying to watch a UFC fight on TV. Missy, however knows what can take his mind off the fight and climbs into his lap, declaring that he’s “cute”.

Missy sucks on Alex’s rod for a bit, and he more than returns the favor as he tongues her pussy and asshole before stuffing his rod in her hot box. Right from the get go Missy gets extremely vocal, telling Alex “don’t you fucking stop” and “don’t let me push you out again I’ll fucking smack the shit out of you”. I believe she meant it too. How Gonz kept from blowing his wad 30 seconds into this scene is beyond me because Missy was HOT for his cock!

Gonz manages to keep his cool though and the pair continue to lay down a blistering fuck and suck session. Missy rides Gonz reverse cowgirl as he pounds her hard and fast until she squirts (pee‘s?). It seems like things have to calm down a bit so Missy sucks on Gonz’s rod some more before we get back to more fucking, but at a slower and more gentle pace. Gonz then proceeds to lay pipe to Missy in the missionary position, slowly building in intensity as Missy verbally drives him on. Gonz jerks his load onto Missy’s upturned face and we end a smoking hot scene.

Extra’s -

Behind The Scenes: This feature lasts an incredibly unimpressive 43 seconds. That’s right, 43 seconds! Seriously, this is insulting to us viewers to even include this less that half-assed attempt at a DVD bonus feature. Why bother?

Popshot Recap: Running 6:06, we get to relive the explosive finale’s to each scene.

Gallery: The slideshow gallery runs 2:55 and features action shots from the movie.

Summary: The title Busty Maids is a bit of a misnomer, as the only lady that can be considered truly busty is Diamond Foxxx and only 2 of the ladies wear anything approximating a maid outfit. However that shouldn’t detract from the fantasy elements of fucking the hired help in this release.

From a technical aspect, he lighting was acceptable and the audio was ok, although it was hard to understand some of the dialogue between the performers during the plot exposition. However, how many of us watch porn for the plot? 

This is an exceptionally solid couples oriented release. With the exception of the Lenka/Neoo scene, there seemed to be real chemistry between the individual pairs of performers. As already stated, this is a couples oriented release and thus rain coaters won’t find much in the way of extreme or circus sex acts. What is here though is very solid pairings with performers who genuinely seem to want to be with each other. This goes a LONG way in my book and leads me to give Busty Maids a HIGHLY RECOMMENDED rating for fans of the more gentle side of porn.



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