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Oh! Me So Horny!


Studio: Combat Zone » Review by Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E. » Review Date: 1/24/11



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre:  Gonzo/Asian

Condoms:  None

Director:  Juan Cuba

Length:  120 Minutes

Date of Production:  02.17.10, 04.14.10, 05.21.10, 05.24.10

Cast:  Ariel Rose + Michael Stefano, Jessica Bangkok + Michael Stefano, Kya Tropic + Denis Marti, Zoey Bennett + Michael Stefano

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Overview:  Combat Zone is a no thrills production house that produces straight forward gonzo ranging anywhere from big tits to interracial and beyond.  The studio does especially well at pricing their DVD titles and giving the consumer exactly what they ask for.  This particular title focuses on all Asian performers with Jessica Bangkok taking front cover with Kya Tropic, Ariel Rose, and Zoey Bennett rounding up the disc.  Oh! Me So Horny! presents itself as a perfect choice for Asian lovers and has the always dependable Michael Stefano as male talent.

Ariel Rose, a Las Vegas native is first up and is interviewed by director Juan Cuba.  The cute and petite Asian is asked a few questions before being let loose to play with herself.  Ariel plays with a glass dildo before Michael Stefano enters the scene and eats her pussy.  Michael doesn’t waste a moment of time and immediately fucks Ariel doggystyle without taking any of his clothes off.  The action goes into reverse cowgirl on the staircase and eventually moves downstairs onto an ottoman.  Director Juan Cuba is able to capture the intimacy between Ariel and Michael, which continues to heat up as the scene progresses.  The scene comes to a close with Michael unloading his nut on Ariel’s face.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Pussy Eating, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Stand & Carry, Missionary, Facial

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Jessica Bangkok, our voluptuous cover girl is next and gives a tease that shows off her glorious curves and big tits.  The tease finds Jessica losing her outfit and playing with herself and a purple vibrator poolside.  Once inside, Jessica continues to play with herself, but once Michael Stefano enters the scene, things begin to heat up quickly.  The intensity between Jessica and Michael runs high as Jessica lets Michael face fuck and titty fuck her.  However, the real action is the hard pounding that Michael lays down with Jessica loving every stroke of it.  The two performers keep each other in check and go toe-to-toe with one another and give an outstanding performance with one another.  The hardcore action never slows down or skips a beat, but unfortunately does come to an end with Jessica sucking the cream out of Michael’s cock.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Toy Play, Pussy Eating, Blowjob, Face Fucking, Titty Fucking, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Facial

Kya Tropic has become a favorite of mine of recent; the voluptuous beauty has a round back side and a great rack. The scene starts off with a great tease and continues with Kya fucking herself with a dildo.  Once Kya moves indoors, she’s paired up with Denis Marti who ravishes her body.  Kya gives Denis a quick knob job, but it’s Denis who’s infatuated with Kya and eats her asshole and fingers her box.  The sex starts slow with missionary, but finds its rhythm as Denis pounds Kya in doggy.  Kya and Denis seem to genuinely like each other, which shows in their performance.  The sexual intensity of Kya and Denis makes for a great scene that ultimately ends with Denis giving Kya a facial.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Toy Play, Blowjob, Ass Eating, Fingering, Missionary, Titty Fucking, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Facial

Zoey Bennett rounds up the disc and starts things off poolside with a tease.  The tease moves indoors as Zoey plays with herself and a glass dildo.  Unlike many other performers, Zoey seems to really get off with her glass friend, which is thrown to the side as Michael Stefano enters the scene.  As with just about any Michael Stefano scene, the man knows how to give a great performance.  Michael immediately gets to work and gives Zoey a pussy pounding.  Zoey is thrown into a variety of positions as Michael does much of the leg work.  Nevertheless, Zoey enjoys every stroke of Michael’s cock, but it’s the jockey position that really heats things up between Michael and Zoey.  Ultimately, Zoey gets nailed doggy and then in the spooning position before getting a load to the face.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Toy Play, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Blowjob, Doggystyle, Jockey, Spoon, Facial

Special Features:  Director Juan Cuba neglects to include any worthwhile extras and only includes a cumshot recap, four trailers, photo gallery, and website filler.  Additionally, Combat Zone makes the mistake of stating on the DVD cover art of a behind-the-scenes extra, which is nowhere to be found on the disc.

Audio/Video Quality:  Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo and is clear of any production artifacts.  The occasional airplane is heard, but not enough to ruin the smut viewing experience.  Video is presented using the 1.78:1 aspect ratio and MPEG-2 video codec.  At times, the video looked washed out, but the instances were short and rare.  For the most part, video quality is average with flesh tones being fairly accurate with appropriate lighting used in each scene by director Juan Cuba.

Final Thoughts:  Oh! Me So Horny! is the perfect title for the Asian connoisseur and has an all-star cast of Asian ladies, including fan-favorite Jessica Bangkok and up and coming Kya Tropic.  I thoroughly enjoyed the title, especially as I’ve always enjoyed Juan Cuba’s past work for Platinum X and Red Light District.  However, the title does have a few issues, one being that the title only has four scenes, which is one less than most other releases.  Additionally, there are no extras and a misprint in the DVD artwork is either coincidental or simply misleading to the consumer.  That being said, a $15-20 price tag is still a little high for the amount of viewing material included, but if you’re able to find it at a reasonable price, do yourself a favor and give it a spin.  Recommended



Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E.





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