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She's Asstastic

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 1/26/11

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She’s Asstastic


Starring: Amy Ried, Aletta Ocean, Simony Diamond, Brandi Edwards, Madison Parker, Aliz, Adriana Deville, Loona Luxx, Rebeca Linares, Diamond Kitty, Bobbi Starr


Synopsis: A compilation of ten anal scenes from New Sensations, plus one all new scene featuring Amy Ried


Scene 1: Amy Ried


The gorgeous Amy shows off her body and fingers her pussy for the camera. Michael Stefano comes in and pours oil all over her body. She pulls his fat cock out of his pants and sucks on it. Michael tongues her asshole. He fucks her pussy from behind. He pulls her on top of him and continues to fuck her in reverse cowgirl. He fucks her doggy style again while fingering her ass. He moves his cock from her cunt to her asshole and pistons in and out. Amy gets back on top for some reverse cowgirl anal. She climbs off and sucks her ass juice of his cock, then gets back on top for cowgirl pussy fucking. Michael turns her on her side and pushes his dick up her ass in the spoon position. He cums up her ass, and Amy holds her ass cheeks open to let the gooey mess ooze out.


Scene 2: Aletta Ocean


The beautiful Aletta spreads her legs and fucks her pussy and asshole with a big ridged toy. Anthony Rosano comes in and decides to help her. He gets between her legs and laps away at her bald cunt. He stands up and Aletta take his large cock into her throat. Once he’s nice and wet, he fills up her pussy with his hot meat. He fucks her missionary and spoon style. Aletta greedily sucks her pussy juice off his cock, and when they go back to spoon style he shoves it up her asshole. She once again sucks his cock clean, then takes it up the rectum doggy style. Next she gets on top for some reverse cowgirl anal, and her fake boobs barely move as she takes the pounding. Anthony is ready to cum so Aletta gets down on her knees and he squirts all over her face.


Scene 3: Simony Diamond


The lovely Simony does a tease and shows off her beautiful ass and pussy. Ian Scott enters as a photographer and starts taking pictures of her. Of course Simony can’t resist the bulge in his jeans, and soon she’s sucking on his hard rod. Ian bends her over and tongues her asshole. Soon he’s plowing his cock into her pussy from behind. Simony turns over onto her back and he continues to fuck her juicy hole. She climbs on top and rides him cowgirl style. Now that she’s sufficiently warmed up, she turns sideways and Ian begins to fuck her asshole spoon style. She moves to her hands and knees so Ian can butt fuck her doggy style. He pulls out several times to show off her gaping hole. Next up is reverse cowgirl anal, which is always a winner in my book. Once again he lifts her up several times so we can see her nice gaper. Simony sucks her ass juice off his cock and gets back on for cowgirl anal. Finally, she jerks him off till he oozes cum onto her tongue and fingers.


Scene 4: Brandi Edwards


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Brandi is the secretary and Alex Gonz is her boss. They’re taking a nice walk on their lunch break, and decide not to go back to the office. Instead they go to someone’s home and Alex starts to lick Brandi’s hot pussy and asshole. She gets down on her knees and gobbles his fat knob. Soon she’s bent over a chair and taking his dick from behind. After this she rides him in reverse cowgirl. She hungrily sucks her pussy juice off his cock and then gets back on in regular cowgirl. Alex begins to finger her puckered asshole to loosen it up. She’s ready alright, because now she turns around and slides her ass down on his cock in reverse cowgirl. He plows her back door with all he’s got and she takes every inch of it. Brandi does some nice ass-to-mouth and then takes some more anal pounding in cowgirl. Alex lays her on the chair and fucks her ass missionary style with her legs spread wide. Here we get the first glimpse of her gaping asshole. After plugging away for a while, Alex pulls out and cums all over Brandi’s face and glasses, but it wasn’t a very big load.


Scene 5: Madison Parker


Anthony Rosano is tutoring Madison on her homework, and she’s having a lot of trouble because she speaks poor English. She decides that instead of learning she’d rather tease Anthony with her sexy schoolgirl outfit. Of course he gives in, and soon the homework is forgotten. She bends over and he tongues and fingers her asshole. She gets down on her knees and gives him a blowjob. He puts her on the desk and eats her pussy. Now that she’s ready he slides his dick in there. After he fucks her cunt for a while he moves to her asshole. Madison turns around and bends over the desk and Anthony goes back to her pussy. After a few minutes he moves up to her ass. They get down on the floor and he fucks her in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Next he does her pussy spoon style. Finally, he bends her over the desk and fucks her ass once more until he’s ready to cum. He pulls out and shoots all over her ass cheek, which has got to be my least favorite type of cumshot in porn.


Scene 6: Aliz


Aliz’s big ass is all oiled up and ready for action. After a nice long tease segment, she spreads her legs and uses a vibe on her pussy. While she’s doing this, Mike Adriano walks in and shoves his dick right up her asshole. I should point out right here that this entire scene is shot POV style, so if it wasn’t for Mike’s name in the credits you’d never know it was him. Anyway, the scene cuts, and next we see Aliz down on her knees shoving Mike’s fat rod down her throat. She gives a pretty nice spit-covered blowjob. She turns around to face his feet and sits on his cock, taking it up her curvy ass. Next she rides him cowgirl style. Then she puts her face down on the rug and her ass up in the air as Mike continues to plug her butt. He pulls out a couple times to show her gaping hole. She moves onto the couch and lies sideways as he fucks her ass. In the end he shoots his jizz into her mouth and she lets most of it dribble out. This scene did nothing for me because I hate POV style filming!


Scene 7: Adriana Deville


Adriana is in the kitchen making a banana split. She does some teasing with the food then moves into another room to strip off her clothes. She breaks out a vibe and pleases her clit with it. Then she turns over and sticks it up her ass. Fourteen minutes into the scene we finally see an actual cock. In my opinion this is WAY too long to wait for the real action. I’m also disappointed to discover that this is another POV scene. Adriana chokes herself on Mike Adriano’s fat dick. She turns around and sits on his dick. Every so often she removes herself to suck her pussy juice off his cock. She gets face down on the rug and he fucks her cunt some more. Next they do missionary. After nearly thirty-five minutes, Mike finally sticks his dick in her ass. Why make the audience wait so long to see some anal in an anal movie?? Apparently he cums in her ass, although when she tries to push it out we barely see anything. But the scene is not over, as he goes back to fucking her back door doggy style. Eventually he cums again, this time shooting a small load on her face and tongue. The scene is way, way too long at forty-five minutes.


Scene 8: Loona Luxx


Loona comes walking down a big marble staircase, showing off her perfectly formed fake boobs. She plays with herself a bit, and then Michael Stefano walks up behind her with his cock at attention. He eats her out from behind, and then it’s her turn to provide some oral pleasures. There’s a lot of oral before he sticks his dick up her pooper standing up. He lifts one of her legs up so we can see her nice clit piercing as she’s getting ass fucked. They move over to a couch where he rams her spoon style. Next she puts her face on the floor and he violates her rectum doggy style. Then it’s time for some hot RCA. Finally, he tries to squirt all over her tongue, but not much of it goes in her mouth. She does suck all the last drops out of his cock.


Scene 9: Rebeca Linares


Dark-haired Rebeca is wearing a tiny pink tank top and cut-off shorts that reveal her as cheeks. This scene mercifully has almost no tease segment before Jordan Ash comes in. He lays her on a bed and eats her cunt. She returns the favor by getting to her knees and giving him a nice wet blowjob. They get back on the bed and Jordan pushes his cock directly up her gorgeous butthole doggy style. After this they do reverse cowgirl anal. Rebeca turns around to do cowgirl anal, which normally I don’t like, but the way she squats on his cock is very sexy. For the pop-shot Jordan shoots a creamy load into her mouth which she swallows down.


Scene 10: Diamond Kitty


Teeny tiny Diamond has big fake titties. And lucky Mark Ashley gets to suck on them. She leans down and tries to get his massive cock into her mouth. He puts her on all fours and tongues her asshole, then fucks her cunt from behind. He turns her over and continues to fuck her missionary style. Then he lubes her ass up and stretches it with a couple fingers before plowing his dick into it. He pushes her legs way back and fucks her ass hard. Next up is doggy style anal. Mark pulls out to show a little bit of a gaper. Diamond sucks her ass juice of his cock then climbs on top for some reverse cowgirl anal. Then she gets on her knees so he can titty fuck her. She jerks him off till he’s ready to cum, most of which lands on her chin, neck, and tits.


Scene 11: Bobbi Starr


Normally I love Bobbi Starr, plus this scene is just plain weird. She plays a school teacher, and she’s narrating her life story as she writes in her diary. We find out that her fantasy is to be treated like a total whore. What follows is a sex scene with very strong BDSM undertones, of which I am not a fan at all. Bobbi is wearing strange makeup and the scene is shot in washed out colors. There’s just nothing very pleasant or erotic about it, at least in my opinion. It’s a shame when even Bobbi Starr can’t make a scene sexy.




The extras are the usual garden variety here. There’s a menu option that let’s you view a specific sex act from each scene. Besides that, there’s the standard photo gallery, movie trailers, and website info.


Final Analysis:


There are a few good scenes in this compilation, but not really enough to warrant a two-disc set. The first disc is way better than the second. Instead of including eleven scenes that fill two discs, they could have cut out the more mediocre scenes and given us one disc of quality stuff. All of the women are beautiful, but there is an overabundance of Euro girls, so we’re stuck with the constant monotone moaning instead of dirty talk. And two POV scenes is two too many in my book. This is a definite rental.

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