Cast: Jynx Maze, James Deen, Caroline Pierce, Manuel Ferrara, Krissy Lynn, Mick Blue, Nikki Sexx, Anthony Rosano, Jennifer White, Mr. Pete
Length: 163:11 minutes
Date of Production: 10/30/2010
Extras: The only good extra this time was the 4:55 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where the ladies had a chance to discuss the project and show some flesh. Otherwise, there was a photogallery, spam, and a cumshot recap but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: Big Wet Asses 18 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480p resolution. The lighting was good as expected and helped minimize the grain & video noise, the sharp clarity of the production beating out some of the high definition blu-ray titles released by the competition. The composition of the shots always favored the ladies, rarely chopping off their heads in a frame or missing out on significant portions of the action. The editing by Robert Laplanc was very polished this time, an enhancement I enjoyed enough that I had to consciously look to see any errors. I saw no compression artifacts although the bitrate varied substantially, often seeming to be in the 5.0 Mbps range. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the 256 Kbps bitrate (and 48 kHz sampling rate), the separation was nonexistent and the dynamic range limited but at least the vocals could be heard most of the time (as could some background noise). The music from Mybeatshop and the company archives were solid enough for the scenes themselves but the action just did not always fit as nicely as possible so the aural work could have been polished up a little more.
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Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is arguably one of the very best gonzo directors thanks to his extensive body of work at Elegant Angel, the perverted fellow relying less on fancy equipment than a sense of what actually works in smut. While it has been out for awhile, one of his best recent excursions into the nasty world of hardcore pornography is certainly Big Wet Asses 18, the award winning series long favored by this reviewer as one of the very best modern gonzo porn has to offer. While the series has advertised heavily regarding providing a lot of “first anal” scenes, the best scenes almost always come from seasoned anal lovers, the superb casting this time including such hotties as Jynx Maze, Nikki Sexx, and Krissy Lynn. The major selling point from the press releases was that the show also included the first anal of fleshy babe Caroline Pierce, the gal obviously practicing off camera to put forth such a welcome (and active) bout of butt boning. The levels of tease and hardcore sexual antics were as grand as ever too, all five scenes providing the kind of spank bank material lesser companies only wish they could provide (even when they hire the same women to mix in with their contract performers). Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Jynx Maze, an all natural hotty with a lot of sex appeal, was up first teasing in a blue satin bikini, gyrating and showcasing her wonderful assets in the white room until getting lots of oil & water poured on her rump. As expected, this portion of the scene alone was enough to rub out multiple loads of genetic juice to, her pairing with James Deen showing her changed into a similar red bikini. James immediately started rimming her and driving her crazy, their levels of chemistry exceptionally high as the scene progressed to show each providing the other with some heated head. The oral led to some powerful penetrative sex too, the rough spanking enhancing the action as they moved into anal with lots of taste testing. Jynx was an active rider and gave me plenty of reason to hop on her personal fan club bandwagon, the gal jerking him off at the end to unleash his seed all over her face. The company website described the scene like this: “It's time to slam the back door with this hardcore 33 minute scene with latina Jynx Maze. This horny brunette with the nice round ass is first seen smirking in a solo shoot. Her ass gets oiled up while she gets naked and waits for James Dean to start roughing her up. The foreplay is frisky, but not half as much as what follows: James goes straight for the pooper and keeps ramming Jynx anally for the rest of the runtime!”
Scene Two: Caroline Pierce, the fantastically fleshy babe showcased on the front cover was up next, the gal no stranger to butt related titles though this was billed as her first anal on camera. She followed the formulaic tease in the white room while wearing her skimpy purple bikini, the oil enhancing her sweet curves ever so much as she warmed up for her bout of butt boning with studly Manuel Ferrara. They made out a little to show he cared about her and he worked his way down to her pussy and ass, savoring the taste of her nether regions before she aggressively slobbed his knob like a seasoned professional. Their chemistry appeared to be just as solid as the last scene and this came as no surprise, both performers always able to enhance the scenes they are in regardless of partner. The gal rode actively during the multitude of vaginal positions, Manuel taking his time on her, transitioning to anal after he stretched her backdoor with his fingers. Caroline responded well to his various advances, pushing back to meet his thrusts and enjoying when he roughed her up (smacking her tits, pulling her hair, reddening her rump or grabbing her jaw). It ended when she ate his population pudding as he rubbed out a facial, the look in her eye speaking volumes as to her admiration for his abilities. The company website described the scene like this: “Caroline Pierce's sexy heart-shaped ass gets wet and wiggly all over your screen, for the intro to this 33 minute hardcore scene. The curvy brunette flirts with the camera and then flirts with Manuel... and she's not teasing. She deep throats his cock and then bends over, dying for as much anal as Manuel can fill her up for! Extra bonus if you love pierced pussies and women who love it rough.”
Scene Three: Krissy Lynn, a gorgeous blond in a peach colored bikini, was up next as she posed and danced in the white room, lots of oil coating her body before she changed into a slightly warmer outfit in the living room to play with studly Mick Blue. His hands were all over her and she laughed as he showed how horned up he was to work with her (rubbing his pecker all over her frame), his mouth and cock probing her all over before they started some active vaginal penetration positions. As her juices flowed, he ate her out even more but she liked sucking him off too, the action reverting to anal penetration before too long. There were times when I thought she was overwhelmed by desire for the guy and times when she clearly appeared to be in charge of getting off, Mick beating off a load of spunk to her ass to close things up. The company website described the scene like this: “Kinky blonde Krissy Lynn poses her fine, wet ass against a white background and gets naked, at the beginning of this 29 minute hardcore scene. Her gorgeous natural tits and curly blonde hair are a nice feature, but it's really about her round butt. Mick blue has a blast with her body and bangs the hell out of her, stuffing his cock down her throat, up her pussy, and getting all the anal he wants!”
Scene Four: Nikki Sexx, a very busty gal with light hair and a pink bikini ensemble, was up next as she shook her money maker in the usual formulaic approach the series offers, using plenty of eye contact with the camera to enhance the moment. There was a lot of oil & water as expected, the young lady soon working with Anthony Rosano (whose hair looked painted and/or like it was cut in the fashion of Moe Howard of the Three Stooges). They made out and he went down on her, stuffing his face between her ass cheeks as he drove her wild with pleasure. She reciprocated with a skilled blowjob, the couple plowing actively during both vaginal and anal penetration positions. He bit her and roughed her up a little but she appeared to be getting off most while he tore into her ass at full speed, his hand across her throat. The roughness was not my favorite but she liked it, Anthony tossing out a wad of semen to her mouth and face to finish up. The company website described the scene like this: “Slender blonde Nikki Sexx has a gorgeous round ass, nice big tits, and a desperate need for cock in this 26 minute hardcore scene. After she strips solo on a white background and enjoys ass worship from the camera, we cut to her making out with Anthony Rosano. She's turned way on, and even more so when Anthony eats her bottom! Soon she's getting her pussy rammed full of cock while using her fingers to prepare for the anal that follows!”
Scene Five: Jennifer White, a youthful newcomer with amazingly pretty eyes, was up last as she showed off her own abilities in the white room in her pink bikini. While her ass was slightly shy of being truly “big”, it looked tasty enough and her all natural frame was well proportioned to make it look bigger by comparison. She was partnered up with Mr. Pete, her black & white striped bikini during the actual scene looking even better than the previous one. They kissed and he initiated oral contact, playing with her sweet young ass as she bent over in the living room. He removed her attire to gain greater access, rubbing his pecker on her ass crack while spanking her and fingering her to complete the warming up process. She then gave him a standing blowjob, bending over him to attack his meat before they vaginally screwed. His spanking her ass motivated her a lot from what I could see, speeding up her rhythm of impaling herself until she became more passive during the anal. He was splitting her shitter and she got up to blow him, jerking him off and throating him until he unloaded his wad of sperm into her mouth. The company website described the scene like this: “Mr. Pete likes a lot of different sorts of women, but there's one thing he demands - she's got to be wet on his cock! Skinny brunette Jennifer White gets wet and grins her way to Pete's bone in this 33 minute hardcore scene. Jennifer is beyond sexy - she's a pale-skinned, dark haired, soft-curved, hard-bodied glamor slut. Enjoy watching Pete flip that flawless body around and give her anal! Then he paints her face with a massive cumshot.”
Summary: Big Wet Asses 18 by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel rose to meet the challenge by using a cast made up of ladies that have not been shot out, all offered some serious heat and chemistry, and showcased their relative worth in terms of replay value & strokability to merit a rating of Xcritic Pick. This is not something I give lightly and other upcoming titles from Elegant Angel will also prove to be just as good, the balance between superior technical values, heated sexual trysts, and providing highly strokable material putting many others to shame. In short, Big Wet Asses 18 was the kind of fuck flick you can’t wait to see upgraded onto high definition Blu-ray, the gallons of oil, the seductive teases, and the hammering hardcore sex such that it sells itself so pick up a copy and enjoy all it has to offer.
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