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Vampire Sex Diaries, The
Studio: Sex Line Sinema
Release Date: 1-29-2010
Length: 1 hour 40 minutes
Director: Gary Orona – assisted by Cheyne Collins
Genre: Horror, Vampire, Widescreen, All Sex
Performers: Jenna Presley, Tabitha Stevens, Sophia Santi, Ashlyn Rae, Ally Kay, Cheyne Collins, Jay Lassiter, Mr. Stevens
Hype and Pub: They don’t’ crave blood…they crave you! An Eternity of Insatiable Sexual Hunger!
The Movie: A research biologist, Brad Brown (Cheyne Collins) and his sexy, innocent girlfriend Amber (Ally Kay) stumble upon a long-forgotten town infested by carnal vampires who've long ago replaced their cravings for blood with an insatiable lust for sex. Lead by the stunning Mistress of the Brood, Vanessa (Tabitha Stevens), the vampires are forced to bleed the young couple of all their sexual fluids after one of the brood, Dean (Jay Lassiter) is overwhelmed by the sexual scent of Amber, taking her and her body while on a "bat" scouting adventure.
To complicate matters the Master of all Vampires, Gyrous (Mr. Stevens) who has an eternal lust for Vanessa threatens to begin feeding on humans when he learns Vanessa has fallen for Brad. Brad and Amber's fates become entwined in a dithyramb of sex, orgiastic pleasures and passions as the secrets of the Vampire Sex Diaries are exposed... in a forgotten place... far, far away.
An eternity of insatiable sexual hunger. They'll drain your sexual fluids and come back for more... for all eternity!
The DVD –
Audio/Video: shot in 1080p high definition 16x9 widescreen with digital surround sound, the entire presentation was a sonic and visual treat.
The first scene has Ally Kay and Cheyne Collins entering a deserted town watched by the vampire Tabitha Stevens who crouches on a hilltop in black latex and boots with six-inch heels. She wears goggles which make her look like a cross between a sinister astral being and Snoopy in his Sopwith Camel. The hole up in a hotel in town and get frisky—Ally unhooking Cheyne’s jeans and sucking his cock rather slowly. I had not seen Cheyne in a scene and was surprised at how normal his dick was. He fucks Ally on the bed, her smallish, girl-like body responding well but the two are mismatched, what with Cheyne being so muscular and Ally so tiny. However, she is energetic and somewhat vocal, even as religious on the wall overlook their fucking, in one, a picture of Jesus, the eye is actually moving and watching them. Cheyne pops a medium-size load on her turned face, Ally seemingly not wanting to taste his cum, in fact, she barely flicks a tongue tip sideways in a weak attempt to do so.
The second scene Tabitha the vampire has sex with a guy in mostly a POV style but at the end you do see her jack him off into her open mouth. The scene here is done with Tabitha in full demon mode with eerie contact lenses and vampire teeth and quick cutting. The guy really unloads on her and that was good, but the scene lacks any heart or eroticism, merely being an exercise in filmmaking.
The third scene has Ally fucking Jay Lassiter outside in the low mountains on a brilliant day. The HD picture here is quite breathtaking and the subplot here is Jay is one of the vampires and has fallen for Ally who husband is somewhere in a cave. Tabitha has kind of hexed and sexed the two together and here Ally is much better, really going after Jay and sucking and fucking him with gusto and looks better in the sunlight. He cums after on her ass after some doggie action.
The fourth scene has Cheyne walking late at night after Ally is acting weird after having fucked a vampire. He wanders into a building where he sees Sophia Santi and Jenna Presley in black hoods residing on a couch. He pours some wine and watches them do each other in an exciting scene as Tabitha is off to the side watches and masturbates. Both women have a lot of tattoos and later introduce a purple strap-on to the action, Jenna sitting on Sophia with the purple dong upright in her pussy. The scene ends with Tabitha hovering close to Cheyne’s neck and then him waking up in a sweat back in his own bedroom. He looks in the mirror but can see not visible bite marks.
Here we see that Ally is seduced by a female vampire, Ashlyn Rae, and they have a hot lesbian scene in a bedroom. Ashlyn is a brunette and very pretty with a body much like Ally’s. They finger each other with gusto and both are vocal and enthusiastic. Ally has been bitten during the course of this action and the bite marks on her neck drip blood.
In the last scene Tabitha seduces Cheyne in a beautiful bedroom with a fireplace. They go at furiously and at the popshot Tabitha goes into demon mode again and looks like the little girl in the Exorcist. He shoots on her stomach and then bites him, turning him into one of the Undead.
Final Thoughts: I Recommend this movie to you—and it is a movie, with a fully fleshed-out script, beautiful cinematography, and a picture and sound that is crisp as a new $100 bill. The close-ups are dazzling and the Southwestern USA locations make you want to find them on a map. The sex, however, is where this one falls a little short. The women are pretty, a couple beautiful, and the scenes well-done. But Ashlyn Rae is not a beautiful woman. Maybe that was why she was cast, to put someone in the role of the plain looking wife. But to me she was miscast and a more dynamic woman was called for in the part. This is definitely a great couples movie and would make a fine addition to one’s collection or to rent for a special date night where there is just the two of you, maybe eating some popcorn and then getting dressed up and putting in something harder! If you are looking for high-powered nastiness, you’ll have to look elsewhere, though and buy a disc with a bunch of hot scenes. This effort is a movie—through and through. There are no extras except advertisements.