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Blind Date

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 2/3/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Feature

Director/Writer: Stormy Daniels

Cast: Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Brynn Tyler, Briana Blair, Alexa Nicole, Brendon Miller, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade, Kris Slater. Non-sex roles: Zoe Britton, Stormy Daniels.

Length: 96 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The highlight of the special features section is the very good bonus sex scene that features Kaylani Lei and Bill Bailey in Life of Riley.  The nice looking trailers that are provided are Blind Date, Lolita, Life of Riley, Hosed, Girl Trouble, The Chatroom, The Honeymoon, and Love in an Elevator. The final three trailers are directed by Stormy Daniels. A nice looking photo gallery is also included. A Wicked Pictures promo reel, phone sex advertisements, and a message on Internet piracy from the Free Speech Coalition round out this section.

Condoms: Yes

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition and Dolby Digital.

Overview: Blind Date is a film from the creative mind of Stormy Daniels. This multi-talented Wicked Pictures contract girl wrote and directed this gem. It stars contract girl Kaylani Lei and Kris Slater who are set up on a blind date by her dad who also happens to be his boss. However, before their eventful evening begins, several members of this production's excellent supporting cast shine. Randy Spears and Brynn Tyler are an entertaining red-neck couple who play Kris Slater's parents. Meanwhile, Barrett Blade is superb as the leading man's best bud. His always-thinking sex craze persona deserves best supporting actor nominations. However, the supporting cast also excels during the film's second half of the film. Brendon Miller and Zoe Britton are excellent as the crazed jealous stalker-lovers of the film's two main characters. Zoe deserves a best non-sex performance nomination. As to Brendon Miller, his very entertaining and superb performance in Wicked Pictures' The Honeymoon is more deserving for an AVN Best Supporting Actor nomination. I also loved Stormy Daniels' cameo. It was totally funny and creative.

Scene One: Brynn Tyler shows off her new titties to her guy Randy Spears. He loves them and she orally thanks him for his gift to her. The woman sucks and strokes his meaty plaything with effective fondness and enthusiasm. Meanwhile, Randy's Southern accent and banter make their scene fun. The energy level rises as soon as Brynn climbs on top of him to ride his sex tool. The woman bounces on it quite actively and her moans apply additional turn-on stimuli for the viewer. Afterwards, her moans continue to bring joy to the audience as she gets doggied from behind. Her ass is so yummy and her body is very beautiful. I really like her black heels with red soles. They stand out and make her even more inviting. After her very good doggie workout from Randy, the action becomes more exciting during the spoonful of pleasure moments. Her right leg is quite inviting and her heel is hot. Meanwhile, Brynn's moans and Randy's fucking rhythm become even more heated. Finally, he pulls out and strokes off on her titties. This scene is an exciting and entertaining performance.    

Scene Two: A horny Alektra Blue and Barrett Blade get it on in his living room. His behavior right before their sexual play is funny. Suddenly, the woman is orally attacking his dick with good hunger. The dirty talk between them is cool. It is evident that Alektra's porn slutty persona has taken over in this scene especially during her cock worshipping antics. For the viewer, it will not take long for him to get hard while watching her behavior. Later, the steady fuck from behind action is exciting as Barrett pounds his manhood inside her. I also like Alektra's brief ass wiggling activity. Afterwards, her body is showcased well during her reverse cowgirl ride. Her amazing body is pure eye candy and it's no surprise that she recently won Best Body from the fans at the 2011 AVN awards. This cockriding moment is also very energetic. The remaining screwing action continues their high energy performance and it is clear that Alektra gets a very solid workout from the man. Her body continues to look amazing. At the end, he unloads his cum on her sexual playground.  

Scene Three: Brendon Miller is not going to waste his opportunity to have a roll in the sack with pretty Alexa Nicole so he immediately tastes her sweet honeycomb. His understandable licking enthusiasm looks cool. Next, her cocksucking demeanor shows off her cute personality. It also allows the viewer to see their good enjoyment of being paired together. The missionary screw follows and the intensity level rises. His fucking rhythm is rock solid and Alexa's body is beautiful. Despite her emotional moans and his hard fucking demeanor, she continues to have a cute smile on her face at times. Afterwards, the hot close-up shots of their penile-vaginal screwing area are mesmerizing. Then, her very pretty butt is shown during their active cowgirl activity. Both people are giving very good efforts especially Brendon who is a sex machine. Finally, after the very rough doggie action, he pulls out and cums on her receptive mouth. Thus far, each scene has eclipsed the previous one in terms of excitability and intensity.

Scene Four: Kaylani Lei and Briana Blair are making out in the restroom. The dark-haired beauty orally pleasures the stunning blond's juicebox with her delectable mouth and tongue. Briana also applies good effort on licking the woman's passion fruit and finger fucking it. The two women look incredible together as their naked bodies are perfect compliments for each other. Meanwhile, as Briana continues to suck Kaylani's honeycomb, the viewer can imagine how tasty it would be. Furthermore, the dark-haired woman's body movements are a huge turn-on while her inner sensations run through her body. Despite the scene being short and less heated as compared to the previous ones, it still offers good girl-girl action that sustains the pleasure of the audience.

Scene Five: Kaylani Lei and Kris Slater make love in bed. After some kissing moments, the woman sucks his hard-on with good fondness and passion. Then, the lady gets all riled up while her fella licks her nice looking sexual muscle. I really like how her body looks. The energy level rises as soon as their doggie activity occurs. His rhythm makes the atmosphere quite heated and also, makes Kaylani feel more emotionally strained. However, it is apparent that she is enjoying herself. Their lengthy fuck from behind is very good and an attention-getter. Her pretty ass looks hot as she straddles his dick. Her heavy breathing sounds so cool. I could feel her sweat and his hard-on by watching their performance. At the end of their steady heated scene, Kris pulls out and shoots his warm load on her tummy.

Final Thoughts: Blind Date is the best comedy of the year thus far. Stormy Daniels' well-crafted screenplay and directing style also deserve nominations too since those are integral parts that assist this movie in being a gem. She continues to impress me as a creative storyteller. This film is a fun ride that porn fans of comedy features will enjoy immensely. As I had mentioned in the Overview section above, Zoe Britton and Barrett Blade also deserve nominations too. Kaylani Lei and Kris Slater also give very fine leading performances. Kaylani has developed into a fine comedic actress. However, it's important to note and to be fair that it's Kris who is the main star of this film. Another aspect of this film that deserves to be singled out is the ever-increasing intensity of the sex scenes. For the most part, it seems that each male performer wants to out do the previous one. This mindset gives this film exciting and heated sex scenes especially for a comedy feature. In the end, I highly recommend this top Wicked presentation.

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