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Big Ass Handywomen


Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E. » Review Date: 2/1/11
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Big Ass Handy Women

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre:  Themed Gonzo/Big Butt             

Condoms: None

Director:  Ivan

Length:  126 Minutes + 21 Minute Bonus Scene

Date of Production:  10.01.10

Cast:  Charley Chase + Tom Byron, Elena Heiress + Justice Young, Allie Haze + Jordan Ash, Jessica Bangkok + Anthony Rosano, Jynx Maze + Tom Byron


Overview:  Ivan has been steadily creating new titles for Tom Byron Pictures and his latest addition is Big Ass Handy Women.  The title focuses on big asses and has an amazing cast including Allie Haze, Charley Chase, Elena Heiress, Jessica Bangkok, and Jynx Maze taking the much coveted DVD artwork.  As with my previous reviews for Tom Byron/Ivan projects, I’m one that appreciates Ivan’s skillful camera eye and ability of extracting amazing performances from young starlets.  Big Ass Handy Women not only has boasts a powerful cast, but also totes a Jynx Maze anal scene, as she’s paired with anal aficionado, Tom Byron.  Ass connoisseurs like me will want to continue reading in seeing if Big Ass Handy Women is able to deliver the goods.

The flick opens up with a comedic dilemma forcing Tom Byron to call for some assistance with his TV.  The beautiful Charley Chase appears in Tom’s living room and the two go back and forth with some silly banter.  The dialogue moves fast and quickly moves into the action, whereas Charley offers more than battery testing services.  Tom goes for Charley’s voluptious ass and eats her tush, with Charlie returning the favor with an amazingly wet and sloppy blowjob.  Once both perform oral on one another, Tom gets to pounding Charley in doggy and immediately sets the pace for the scene.  The action maintains its energy throughout each of the positions, but it’s Tom who delivers while Charley enjoys herself and leaves the master to do his work.  The scene wraps up with missionary position and a shower of cum all over Charley’s body.  The scene is an impressive piece of work that sets the tone for the remaining scenes.

Sex Tags:  Ass Eating, Blowjob, Pussy Eating, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary, Cumshot

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The busty brunette known as Elena Heiress follows up Charley and Tom and is partnered with Justice Young.  The scenario is a little goofy as Elena is hammering away at a plastic lawn chair, but this a porno after all.  Although Justice only has a few lines, they do produce some laughter as he’s able to keep a serious face while delivering his lines.  Elena and Justice begin to tease one another and deliver some oral on each other.  Elena spends a significant amount of time giving Justice a knobjob, but her oral skills deliver and eventually get us to Elena hopping into cowgirl.  The sex begins at the pace of Elena as she’s the calling the shots in cowgirl position.  Surprisingly enough, Elena rides Justice well and knows exactly what we want to see. Overall, Elena gives a great performance and connects with Justice in giving in otherwise great scene that is thoroughly entertaining.  The scene closes with Justice unloading his nut on Elena’s round ass.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Foreplay, Ass Eating, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Pussy Eating, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cumshot

Allie Haze, an up and coming starlet keeps the disc moving and is paired with Jordan Ash.  The scenario is a little on the odd side, but moves swiftly and has Allie on her knees servicing Jordan.  The blowjob leads into Allie getting into cowgirl and riding Jordan.  The intro to the scene didn’t give us a chance to see Allie’s body, but once in cowgirl, we see that Allie has an impressive bubble butt that bounces perfectly on Jordan’s cock.  The petite blonde rides Jordan and intermittently gives him a few oral strokes in between.  The action begins at a slow but steady pace, but once Jordan reins control, the scene is fully charged with sexual dynamite.  Jordan doesn’t slow down at any point in the scene and produces a must-see scene with little Allie Haze.  The intimacy that Allie and Jordan share is something rarely seen and really makes the scene different than others.  The scene continues with its ferocious intensity until the closing frames where Jordan nuts on Allie’s ass.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Cowgirl, Missionary, Pussy Eating, Doggystyle, Cumshot

The curvy and busty Jessica Bangkok has become a favorite performer of mine.  Jessica tends to always have a positive attitude, a smile on her face, and her work speaks for itself.  The curvy and exotic Asian is paired with Anthony Rosano, who continues to impress in the parody genre, as well as in the gonzo arena.  Anthony hires Jessica to fix his monitor on set, but once Jessica sees what kind of movies Anthony produces, she begs for an audition.  The audition consists of a blowjob and some light titty fucking and ultimately has Jessica riding Anthony in cowgirl position.  Jessica and Anthony go through a slew of positions and never lose focus on one another.  The scene is full of raw sexual intensity from both Anthony and Jessica.  The hardcore fucking keeps it pace steady and consistent up until Anthony comes on Jessica’s ass.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Ass Eating, Pussy Eating, Cowgirl, 69, Missionary, Spoon, Doggystyle, Cumshot

Jynx Maze, another up and coming starlet that’s steadily on the rise is up for the grand finale.  Jynx is the lovely beauty that’s center stage on the DVD artwork.  Jynx is a Latin bombshell with perky tits and an incredily round bubble butt.  Once again, Tom makes another house call and requests Charlie’s sister, who just happens to be Jynx.  Tom convinces Jynx that she’s a perfect candidate for porn and he can provide an anal lesson or two.  Tom doesn’t spare a second and begins rimming Jynx, fingering her hole, and almost fisting her.  Jynx returns the foreplay favor with an impressive blowjob that’s wet, sloppy, and dripping with spit.  Once Jynx and Tom tease one another, Jynx gets into cowgirl and fucks Tom like a pro.  The action is full of heat and Jynx is nothing short of a nympho as she begs to get ass fucked.  The scene continues to intensify as Tom gives it to Jynx in the ass for the remainder of the scene.  Jynx is a girl that increases in beauty as we witness her get down and dirty.  The scene is undoubtedly the strongest of the five and is gracefully shot by Ivan, as he manages to capture an astounding performance by Jynx and Tom.  The scene culminates with Tom unloading his nut juice onto Jynx’s pussy and asshole.

Sex Tags:  Ass Eating, Fingering (Anal), Blowjob, 69, Cowgirl, Doggystyle (Anal), A2M, Reverse Cowgirl (Anal), Cowgirl (Anal), Missionary (Anal), Cumshot

Bonus Scene:  The bonus scene included by Ivan is of Carolyn Pierce and Tom Byron from Big Ass Fixation.  The scene is somewhat dated and was shot in 4:3 full frame, but holds up well to the test of time.  The scene is worth a viewing but is not something that will constitute repeated viewings.  However, a bonus scene is a bonus scene and is a nice addition to buyers of the disc.

Special Features:  Extras include the bonus scene mentioned above, three trailers, a behind the scene feature, photo gallery, and filler commercials.  The worthwhile extras being the bonus scene starring Carolyn Pierce and the behind the scenes feature that captures Ivan’s typical antics, bloopers, and post-scene interviews.  Additionally, the three included trailers are for Hit Me With Your Best Squirt 2, Booby Patrol, and The Human Sexipede.

Audio/Video Quality:  Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (192 Kbps) and is consistently strong throughout the entire feature.  There are no instances of artifacts or distortion picked up by the camera-mounted microphone.  Ivan shot Big Ass Handy Women in 1:78:1 anamorphic widescreen using the MPEG-2 codec and mastered it in the standard 480i resolution.  Colors were strong and vibrant and presented accurate flesh tones with little to no over exposure.  Lastly, Ivan has always been a talented editor and Big Ass Handy Women further proves his overlooked skills.  Editing was minimal with no annoying cuts and kept a strong and steady pace, all while keeping a strong consistency in each of the scenes.

Final Thoughts:  Ivan and Tom Byron have become a powerful team as they have directed/produced some of the better gonzo within the last two years.  As most companies continue to focus on parodies, Ivan has shifted to themed gonzo, which has worked well for him.  Most recently, Don Houston gave Big Ass Cheerleaders 2 high markings and further solidified Ivan and Tom’s partnership.  Big Ass Handy Women is an incredibly well shot flick with an all-star cast of beautiful women, ferocious sex, and talented male performers.  Big Ass Handy Women is not only a must-own, but also reminded me of the fact that great pornography still exists in 2011.  Lastly, Big Ass Handy Women is the first flick of the year that I give our highest honor, XCritc Pick.  XCritc Pick



Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E.







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