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Cover Girls

Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/2/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Cover Girls (Vince Vouyer’s Cover Girls)

Vince Vouyer Unleashed/Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Compilation, Gonzo

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Director: Vince Vouyer

Cast: Gianna Michaels, Lexington Steele, Shyla Stylez, Kagney Linn Karter, Toni Ribas, Lisa Ann, Sean Michaels, Jayden Jaymes, Jordan Ash, Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Vince Vouyer, Aletta Ocean, Joe Blow

Length: 239:28 minutes

Date of Production: 4/14/2009

Extras: The best extra for me was the inclusion of a complete DVD of Young Ripe Mellons #1, the reissued version from the company vaults (it was initially released under the Red Light District banner though that version is now OOP). There were various trailers, a cumshot recap, and a photogallery as well as web access.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Cover Girls was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Vince Vouyer for Vince Vouyer Unleashed using the MPEG-2 encoding and 480 resolution you would expect of a standard definition title. The lighting was flat and even most of the time (except some flare ups or stylish attempts at trying new things), still better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn and topping a few of Vince's recent efforts. There was little grain and the fleshtones were even better this time making me think that the HD picture might look even better on one of the newer high resolution formats, but only by a small margin given the look of the ladies thanks to his fine work shooting the scenes with the bitrate coming in around the 3.6 Mbps rate most of the time. There was some pattern noise but it was not common, the same holding true for some color saturation issues here. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good as Vince could make them and given his level of skill developed over the years, he showed he still has what it takes to make hot women even hotter looking but I hated the company logo used as a watermark in the lower right hand corner so often. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (192 Kbps bitrate) but there was no separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances.

Body of Review: Vince Vouyer has long been one of my favorite directors, his current work under the Vince Vouyer Unleashed label among the best he has ever done. Almost overnight the man has reinvented himself in some ways and the results show he is not just another mope with a camera. His latest fuck flick making it my way is a compilation of eight hardcore scenes, the decision to select the best action possible arguable (we all have our personal favorites) but outstanding nonetheless in Cover Girls. We all look for something different in compilations but this one starred such notable ladies as Lisa Ann, Shyla Stylez, Kristina Rose, and Gianna Michaels, the rest of the pack certainly worthy of your time, money, and seed too. Clocking in at just under four hours, the technical values were also an upgrade over companies relying so heavily on filters and camera tricks, my appreciation for the casting and camera work alone making it stand out in my opinion. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Titty Sweat 2: Ball Savvy: Gianna Michaels, the hugely popular hotty featured on the front cover, was up next with stately Lexington Steele, her basketball skills such that she impressed the world in her loose white top and tight blue shorts (that provided some camel toe action). She needed lessons and ended up with him, the sunny day enhancing her looks as her tits kept falling out for him to gaze upon. The lessons on the court led to some sexual action in the bed, the sweaty duo making the most of their time together with him nuzzling her chest and her reciprocating with a solid blowjob. Gianna has long appreciated a big cock and Lex was more than happy to provide one for her, the clothing tossed to the floor so he could gain access to her pussy orally and with his dick. There was some chemistry this time, Gianna wanting him as much as he wanted her, the lady offering up dirty talk to push him harder and faster as they started to bone vaginally. There was kissing and she actively impaled herself on his cock, the camera almost always trying to capture the action from the point of view of the tits. Lex plowed her until he burst with seed during the ending titty fuck, Gianna licking her lips in appreciation.

Scene Two: Black Listed 1: Shyla Stylez, the voluptuous blond featured on the front cover, was up last to bring it home, her looks and sexual attitude always welcome in a porno as far as I'm concerned. She wore a skimpy black bikini top and colorful booty shorts, the giddy babe telling the world it is okay to work with black men. While I'm not a fan of implants, her overall attitude towards sex has been so positive that she tends to liven up any scene she is in, one of her favorite guys to work with being her partner here, the infamous Lexington Steele. The tease and interview aside, the couple started pawing each other on the couch, Lex savoring her tits while she gave him a lap dance of sorts. Shyla blew him and he skipped giving her head to bone her pussy, her ass warmed up by her fingers for him to drill. The moans were a bit overdone by both of them but the sexual energy was off the charts, the pair showing some chemistry along the way. Shyla was an active vaginal rider and while the anal was tougher for her to handle, she did provide some dirty talk and taste testing. Lex then came with a lot of force, his seed landing all over her face and the couch with Vince joking about it until the camera faded out.

Scene Three: Titty Sweat 1: A Little Gardening: Kagney Linn Karter, the cover cutie in yellow top and pink booty shorts, was up first in the garden as she worked up quite a sweat planting impatiens around a palm tree, the heat of the sun bearing down on her to make her tits sweat and her shorts ride up that great ass of hers. Toni Ribas noticed how good she looked and when she asked for assistance, he pointed out that he was on vacation, her sweaty body invoking his arousal, especially after she said she'd do anything he wanted to gain his assistance. This being a porno, she wasn't talking about baking him a cherry pie but sexual favors, the couple retiring to the living room where he started by licking the titty sweat right off her boobs. The titty play was solid but he wanted more, the couple settling into a 69 where both went at one another very heatedly indeed. The oral was then followed by a series of vaginal positions where she was intermittently active, the scene showing her strengths and weaknesses as a newcomer performer. By the end of the scene, Toni was ready, willing, and able to launch his load of genetic juice onto her face, though she did such a fine job of milking his nuts that he was unable to assist her gardening efforts after all.

Scene Four: Anal Junkies on Cock 1: Lisa Ann, the cutie on the front cover that currently appears to be the leading MILF in the industry, was up next as she took on the massive Sean Michaels, the pair displaying more chemistry than any of the other pairings of the movie combined. Sean slowly warmed her up with his tongue and fingers, easing the entry of his cock into her asshole after some extensive toy play. Lisa put on a good show but she seemed to adore Sean boning her backside most, panting and lusting after his rod as it tore into her butt. He also drilled her vaginally but it wasn't as heated even during the technical DP. By the end of the scene, Sean rubbed one out onto her face as she knelt before him, the way she maintained eye contact elevating the heat of the scene for me. Whew!

Scene Five: Butt Dialed: Fist of Fury: Jayden Jaymes, the sexy young hotty featured on the front cover, was up next as she came over to service Jordan Ash. She wore her blue bikini top and impossibly hot shorts, the gal accidently calling him thanks to the concept of butt dialing as she was trying to pack. This was another case of the woman being way out of the reach of the moper guy, Jayden one of the premium hotties of the day and Jordan a third (perhaps fourth) tier moper. Still, she attacked his rod orally like a champion, slobbing his knob messily before he ate her ass and they screwed vaginally. She was passive most of the time but loud about it too, Jayden getting better with time though she always seemed to find the time to clean his cock between positions. The relative lack of chemistry held this one back too but I admit that Jayden was one fine piece of eye candy, the scene closing out when he unleashed his wad of population pudding to her mouth.

Scene Six: Black Listed 2: Ah Tori Black, I feel sometimes I shouldn't have to say anything about you in a review, you always aim to please, and this scene was no different. The scene starts with an interview with Tori and we also get the little teaser clips while she is being interviewed. And once again, she talks about who she hasn't worked with, and guess who is waiting for his chance. And this will be a first for her, her first interracial anal scene on camera, and she is a little worried, that her small ass won't be able to handle him at first. She walks over and begins to grind on him, as the clothes start to come off. She starts to play with herself as Lex goes off camera for a bit and he comes back and she begins the oral on him. She stands up and leans up against the chair and Lex slowly begins to fuck her in the pussy, slow at first, but he speeds up quickly. So far so good, she literally takes all of him and he keeps fucking her pussy. During this whole scene I am reminded one of the reasons I am such a big fan of hers, it's gotta be her sex talk, frickin awesome. She switches to cowgirl and bounces her amazing ass on top of him. But enough of the pussy play, it's time for the anal. She takes it pretty easily, you can see on her face that she can feel how deep he is going on her. And once again, she starts having a hard time breathing, so you know she is really enjoying this. She flips over and then takes some more of him in the ass, doggy style. Well we find out that she can take all of him, and the scene ends with a money shot in the mouth. (reviewed by Sean DPS)

Scene Seven: POV Junkie 1: Saving the best for last! Kristina is a fantastic girl to watch in porn. She has a perfect attitude and always gets very engaged with the action. She also has a smoking hot body, nice tits and a round ass. This scene is another one with outfit changing mixed into the sex. Kristina starts off dressed in a white top and tight jeans. How tight you may ask? Well look at the picture on the right! That tight! The camera focuses on her butt as she gets her outfits ready. I could stare at her ass all day long. Once ready she pulls down her jeans just enough to expose her pussy and ass. Vince uses this opportunity to fuck her doggie style. The action is steamy with Kristina giving an impressive performance as her tasty ass jiggles like crazy. She also uses an anal plug in her ass which is followed by anal sex. Next Kristina puts on some hot pink panties with no top and boxing gloves. After teasing a bit in her pink panties, she goes to work on Vince's dick. She sucks him off with good energy. Then her panties come off and they continue to fuck in anal and straight. She continues to use the toy in her pussy. They break and Kristina changes outfits again. She puts on a slutty schoolgirl outfit (picture on the left). She looks amazing in it. They continue with more oral and penetration. The final outfit in a black top and panties. It isn't as hot as the schoolgirl outfit. She sucks and fucks Vince some more before taking a facial. This scene was one of the DVD's best. Kristina was very impressive in this scene. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Eight: Feed the Models: Hungry Hungarian: While two guys (Joe Blow and Sean Michaels) are near a dumpster, they notice the lovely Aletta Ocean. She is searching in trash dumpsters like the one they are standing at. She is searching for food. The men talk to her briefly before she rubs their crotches. Soon, she is taking out their dicks one at a time. Her oral workout on them is very cool looking. Afterwards, the dudes take turns screwing her doggie style. The energy level heightens with an aggressive fuck from behind. Then, she bounces on a cock. Her breasts look incredible. Aletta's determined oral work looks hot. The anal action begins during a spoonful of sugar. Later, the butt fuck continues as she does some cock riding. The energy level heightens again during the double penetration activities. Miss Ocean's moans become louder and more energized. After some cock sucking and ball sucking, they guys take turns feeding her with their cum shots. (review by Apache Warrior)

Summary: Cover Girls by director Vince Vouyer for Vince Vouyer Unleashed was definitely a winner by any stretch of the imagination, the inclusion of a whole movie from the director’s back catalog an appreciated gesture too. With an award winning cast, solid technical values, more replay value and strokability than even the craziest porn aficionado could use to fill their spank bank, I figured this was well worth a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, there was no shortage of reasons to appreciate this compilation of Cover Girls, director Vince Vouyer proving that his latest body of work is among the best you will find in the gonzo genre so check it out already.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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