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Monster Curves Vol. 12

Studio: Reality Kings » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 2/6/11

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Studio: Reality Kings                      

Release Date: 1-19-2011

Length: 4 hours

Director: N/A

Condoms: No

Genre: Big Butt

Category: Gonzo

Performers: Lexxy, Sophie Dee & Ahran Asytn, Lynn Love, Ava Addams, Melanie Monroe, Giselle Taylor  

Hype and Pub: Are you a fan of women with coke bottle shapes? When you see that round thing in your face, do you get sprung? If this sounds like you, then this is the movie for you. We have here a collection of breasts and thighs that would give the Colonel a heart attack, and rumps so big and juicy, you`ll wa...

The Movie: Five scenes of Reality Kings’ big butt brand of gonzo porn that is always graphic and hopefully fun.

The DVD –   

Lexxy – This woman is very pretty with ah hour glass body and gorgeous hair. She is shown walking along a public beach where she speaks to the camera and teases Voodoo who is splashing in the ocean water. They move to a bench somewhere—looks like a park along the beach or could be a huge private estate—and fuck in very bright sunlight by a pool, Lexxy’s all-over tan body and bubble butt riding Voodoo’s huge cock like she is galloping to warn the locals the attackers are coming! Her boobs are big and fake but look nice with big nipples. They fuck in several positions which showcase all of her great assets. He shoots on her great ass and they jump in the pool to clean up. Nice scene!

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Sophie Dee & Ahran Asytn – are seen in a hot tub at the rear of a large home splashing and laughing and pulling down the shorts of a guy who is dangling his legs into the water. They pull down their bikini tops to expose their breasts and suck the guy’s dick and balls. They sit on him and fuck him and have their pussies eaten as the three precariously balance themselves on this artsy and modern tub. They then move to the grass for more three-way sex and a cum blast to both of their open mouths, waving at the camera and giggling with their tongues dripping the guy’s load.

Lynn Love – her butt is being lovingly squeezed as she rides a bike along a beach front. Later, in an outside kitchen of a house nearby, she crawls up on the kitchen table and preens for a guy who after a few minutes both start shedding clothes and they play and grind against each other. Lynn is pretty enough with nice rounded ass but she has little boobs and does not seem to be into the scene, looking at the director or somewhere off to the side and acting a little too much instead of responding naturally. The guy pops on the side of her somewhat fearful face—although she is trying to squeeze a smile out of it—and that’s that.

Ava Addams – This woman defines the Monster Curves theme of this disc and is quite breathtaking to look and watch fuck and suck. She has dark hair and a body which slinks across the room like a curvy mountain highway. Her nipples are huge and erect and she is very nasty as she spreads her legs and masturbates for us. Voodoo appears and starts to grab and rub all of Ava’s round and massive appendages. They have sex in an oversized chair and it looks confining in its comfort and usability. Their sex is fast and furious and the he explodes on her face with a big blast in the finale.

Melanie Monroe – She and a guy are in a shower, half-clothed, and she is sucking his cock. She had been wearing a miniscule pink bathing suit with gloves and got it all wet and soapy in the shower and she and guy go at it standing up and on the shower floor, again the setup restricting in the positions attainable and the heat it generates. The water is running the whole time and the people worry more about keeping it out of their eyes than in having sex. Melanie is one striking woman and if she had went to the bedroom instead of the shower and had sex in that pink outfit I would have gotten off, but in this scene the water spoiled everything. The guy shoots one tiny little burp of cum onto her ass and the scene ends!

Giselle Taylor – She is a busty blonde who strolls into a plain bedroom wearing a pink top and yellow fishnet hose. There she meets a stud who whips his dick out and she starts sucking it. Her tits are huge and pierced and she is very tan. They fuck without too much passion and she cums on her tits at the end, her eyes closed and trying to avoid any residual splash, but then rubbing the stuff onto her boobs.

Audio/Video: Video was gorgeous and the sound was heard loud and clear.

Final Thoughts:  The only extras on this disc were a photo gallery and some trailers. My verdict is for you to Rent this disc and see if it brings you anything to move you to buy it for your collection. I personally did not see much. Although there were a couple moments of above average sex, there was not enough for me to get too excited. Ava Addams was the highlight to me and showed what could be done if the studio had gotten some similar women and kept them out of the damn water!

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