Genre: All sex. Director: William H. Cast: Annie Cruz, Anthony Rosano, Aubrey Addams, Georgia Peach, Jada Fire, Lee Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Must-See Girls in Cast: Jada Fire, Aubrey Addams. Length: 2:02 Condoms: None. Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and the second for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girsl Jada Fire and Aubrey Addams.
Cytherea, Squirt Woman extraordinaire, relinquished her title and left a gaping hole (pun intended) that Elegant Angel desperately needed to fill. So, the studio began a search for a suitable replacement. Unfortunately, it seems, most of the applicants just didn't have what it takes to be the one-and-only Squirt Woman. So, when glorious chocolate-skinned Jada Fire climbs out of her sports car (clad in a skirt SO short that virtually nothing is left to the imagination--in fact, the Behind the Scenes featurette reveals a near accident that Jada's sumptuous ass flesh almost caused) and marches past Elegant Angel's receptionist and into the executive office to claim the title of Squirtwoman, director William H. is, to say the least, a bit skeptical. Undeterred by William's lack of faith, Jada hops up onto the desk, tugs aside her panties, masturbates a bit, and sprays William with a fire hose-like blast that leaves him stunned. Within seconds, William is on the phone to excitedly tell Elegant Angel President Patrick Collins that a new Squirt Woman has been found. The search is over!
You'd better believe the search is over. My God! What a woman! What a G-Spot! What a urethra! What ejaculations! I surely hope that Jada makes many more Squirt Woman movies!
After the initial plot, during which William concedes that Jada really is the Squirt Woman for whom they have been searching, Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman becomes an all-sex movie that features a traditional five scenes. William interviews Jada about her experience on the set between the fourth and fifth scene. However, the plot, as it were, is pretty much over after the first five minutes. That doesn't bother me one iota because the lack of plot provides all the more time for explosive female ejaculations!
Bottom line? If you like to see women squirt, you simply gotta see Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman.
Check out some photos amd screen captures of the girls in Jada Fire Is Squirtwomanhere. Pay particular attention to the numerous shots of the gilrs squirting like fire hoses! Enjoy!
I fucking loved Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman! In fact, I loved it so much that I'm awarding it a coveted five-star sex rating. Although I do give lots of movies sex ratings between four and five, a solid five-star sex score from me is extremely rare! Although I may sound a bit arrogant, that five-star sex score is really all you need to know about Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman. This one is a definite must-see!
I my humble opinion, there's really no need for me to give you a blow-by-blow description of Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman. However, I know you want to know at least a little bit about the movie before plunking down your money to buy it, rent it, or watch it on line. So, I'm going to give you my top ten reasons for loving Jada Fire and her Squirt Woman adventures.
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I guess I'd better tell you up front, for full disclosure, that I love women who squirt. If you read my reviews, you know that I adore pussies and everything about them (with the exception, of course, of yeast infections!). I particularly enjoy seeing girl-juice, semen, or female ejaculate expelled from a bright pink vagina. Give me a squirter or a cream pie and I'm in heaven! But, if the idea of a woman ejaculating when she comes is unappealing to you, read no further...because you won't like Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman. However, if you worship pussies like I do, click the link to buy or rent Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman.
Jada Fire's body is fucking amazing! She's a chocolate-brown African American with huge all-natural breasts; large areolas; perky nipples; booty to kill for; a soft, warm, and an inviting womanly belly that covers more than a skeleton. Jada's face is alluring, her big brown eyes are enticing, and her smile is mesmerizing. And, her big lips just beg your cock to slide inside her mouth. Best of all, she is voluptuous and curvy in all the right places. Damn, I'd do almost anything to be able to spend a half hour cuddling Jada's naked body! In addition, Jada's pussy is stupendous. Not only is its bright pink flesh superbly accentuated by her dark-chocolate brown labia, but, of course, it squirts like a rocket launcher! Believe me, her bright cherry-red hole is beautiful, especially when a high-velocity spray of cum is expelled from it. I would do anything to eat her gorgeous pussy and then be sprayed by one or more of her amazing ejaculations! Even though it's unlikely that I'll get my wish, I am satisfied with second best: Jada appears--and squirts repeatedly--in each and every scene of Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman.
Jada's squirts are nothing short of amazing. I've made it a point to see a lot of squirters--since I like them so much--and I've got to admit that Jada's ejaculations are among the most plentiful--and abundant--that I've ever enjoyed. And, they are expelled with extreme velocity. Jada can literally spray somebody across the room!
Jada is not the only squirter in the movie! Sierra Sinn and Annie Cruz also ejaculate like fire hoses. So, during each of their scenes with Jada, the girls shower each other with a seemingly unending flow of warm and sweet fluid. Sometimes they even synchronize their ejaculations! The girls also drink as much of each others' cum as they can. In fact, the girls and the guys slurp up and swallow massive amounts of female cum. And, there's squirt swapping, too!
Four of the five scenes are b/g/g threeways. I fucking love to have two girls at the same time. Don't you? The remaining scene is a boy/girl. Don't get me wrong...Jada's one-on-one with Manuel Ferrera is as hot as her last name. However, the threeways are what really make my blood boil.
There's a real emphasis on female pleasure in Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman. Each and every woman gets to fuck hard and passionately using her best extremely erotic and effective moves. As a result, the girls cum and cum often. To me, female orgasms are the single most important thing about sex--whether I'm having it or watching it. So, I particularly enjoyed watching the girls get off--whether or not she squirts--in Jada Fire is Squirt Woman. Of course, the guys get lots of pleasure, too. Jada is a superb cocksucker, energetically rides dicks like a champion cowgirl, moves like a wanton whore, talks deliciously nasty, and enjoys every second that she's fucking. In addition, she really knows how to fuck a guy's face. What more could a man want? The other girls are not slouches, either. Of particular note are Sierra Sinn and Aubrey Addams.
Jada begins each and every scene with a dick-stiffening or pussy-drenching striptease. Damn, Jada sure as hell knows how to move her body to obtain the greatest possible reaction from her viewers! (And, her moves during sex are incendiary, too.) To begin each of the four threeways, Jada's female partner also strips and dances for us. Part of each striptease is a masturbation sequence that results in at least one massive female ejaculation. And, if there are two girls in the scenes, the girls make out with--and often tongue- or finger-fuck--each other before being joined by the guy.
Jada and her squirting female partners make sure they drench everything--and everybody--in sight. Nothing leaves Jada's set dry! That includes the camera!
Jada squirts as her male partner is cumming. They, in essence, shower each other with their bounty. If there are two girls in the scene, one girl gets showered with both semen and ejaculate at the end of the scene. In particular, the popshot/spray that darling Aubrey Addams receives on her giggling face at the end of Scene Four is noteworthy.
Even though pussies are the center of attention in Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman, assholes are not neglected. Indeed, Jada (with Manuel Ferrera, Anthony Rosano, and Lee Stone), Georgia Peach (with Anthony Rosano), and Annie Cruz (with Lee Stone) all take it up the ass.
Aubrey Addams is prominently featured in Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman. Believe me, if you haven't see this absolutely adorable and cuter-than-can-be girl fuck and experience an orgasm (she doesn't squirt), you're not watching enough porn! Aubrey is a superb fuck and her orgasms leave me breathless!
By the way, I liked Jada Fire's and Aubrey Addams' performances in Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman so much that both girls became Must-See Girls in 2008.
Video (technical): The conventional 4:3 video is a bit above average. In particular, the camera angles are superb--and are especially effective during the striptease segments. The camerawork is even more impressive when one considers that the camera and the camera were repeatedly drenched during the movie. I liked the color balance and am pleased that the limited amount of editing did not damage the continuity of the sex. Sometimes the lighting leaves a bit to be desired. In particular, much of the video was shot against white backgrounds. So, the brightness of the background is often a bit overpowering. There's also a bit of black "noise" that appears as a flickering line at the top of the screen (I don't know what caused that). Other than that, the clarity of the video is good. And, there's no hint of pixelization or other digital compression artifacts. Three and one-half stars.
Audio (technical): The audio was well recorded. In particular, you can hear both the dialog and the sounds of sex at appropriate and consistent volume levels. Music accompanies the striptease segments but then fades away so that nothing gets between your ears and the sweet sounds of pleasure. Three and one-half stars.
Extras: In addition to standards such as full-motion chapter selector and interactive menus, Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman includes a six-minute Behind the Scenes featurette that contains mostly impromptu interviews of the girls (primarily Jada) and extra footage of the sex scenes; a 16-minute bonus squirting scene featuring Cytherea, Billy Glide, and Kat; a three-minute squirt shot recap feature that highlights many of the most prolific squirts of the movie; a six-minute self-running slideshow; trailers for six Elegant Angel releases; website information, and phone sex ads. This assortment of Extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three and one-half stars.
Aesthetics: A very nice home (or homes), chic furniture, and attractive outdoor locations were used when filming Jada Fire Is Squirt Woman. A sports car, parking lot, reception area, and office were used during the plot segment at the beginning of the movie. I do wish, however, that director William H. had resisted the urge to, like so many other porn directors, have his performers fuck on the couch. William, there are lots of "sets" in a location house. Please try to use them! I liked the girls' outfits--especially the wide range of wardrobe (including jewelry) that Jada sports at the beginning of each of her scenes (thankfully, she strips off her clothes at the beginning of each scene so her chocolate flesh is completely bare during sex). The girls' hair and makeup are attractive and appropriate, too. A reasonable musical soundtrack (not particularly inspired) accompanies the striptease segments but then fades away during sex. Four stars.
Recap Average sex rating: 5.00 Average video rating: 3.50 Average audio rating: 3.50 Average production values rating: 4.00 Extras rating: 3.50 Bonus point(s): 2.00 Overall rating: 4.30
Legend: X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall) Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall) Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall) Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall) Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)