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Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E. » Review Date: 2/14/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Zero Tolerance

Genre:  Gonzo/Curvy

Condoms:  None

Director:  Mick Blue

Length:  143

Date of Production:  2010

Cast:  Brandy Aniston + Mick Blue, Bridgette B. + Mick Blue, Rebeca Linares + Toni Ribas, Alexis Texas + Pat Myne, Jennifer Dark + Mick Blue

Overview:  Curvies is the latest offering from Zero Tolerance that caters to aficionados of voluptuous vixens.  No better starlet to take center stage than Alexis Texas, who grabs the DVD cover of the series debut.  With Alexis Texas leading the tribute of voluptuous girls of the industry, viewers can expect a disc full of talent including Brandy Aniston, Bridgette B., Rebeca Linares, and Jennifer Dark.  Mick Blue helms the premiere volume and not only calls the shot behind the camera, but also performs with the talent.  Connoisseurs of curvy women and thick thighs should feel right at home.

Brandy Aniston, an incredibly seductive brunette with a tightly toned body begins with a jaw dropping tease.  Brandy shows off her curves while wearing a sexy bra and panty set and teases us poolside.  The tease continues with Brandy walking indoors and into Mick.  Once Mick gets his hands on Brandy, he gets to work on her tits and eating her box.  However, it’s Mick who gets the better deal and gets serviced with a knob job before piping Brandy.  After Mick reams Brandy with some missionary action, Brandy climbs into reverse cowgirl and gives us a view of her thick thighs and big tits.  Mick isn’t known for his tender ways as he goes full-speed with Brandy and gives it to her every which way.  The hardcore fucking never eases us and only intensifies as the scene continues.  Unfortunately, the action eventually comes to an end with Mick blowing his load on Brandy’s cute face.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Foreplay, Pussy Eating, Blowjob, Ass Eating, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Facial

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Bridgette B. continues to impress with her phenomenal body and amazing new breasts.  The mixed beauty gives a light tease and shows every curve she has working for her.  Bridgette walks towards Mick, who happens to be hard and ready.  However, Bridgette takes her time and teases Mick with some foreplay, some cock sucking, and titty fucking.  Once Bridgette decides it’s time to get to business, she gets on top of Mick and rides his cock furiously.  Bridgette is a performer that prefers being in control and cowgirl position is where she really shines.  Mick being an intense performer, both Bridgette and Mick make for a sexually charged scene that delivers nothing but hardcore action.  The intensity between both performers never lets down and continues until Mick unloads on Bridgette’s tits.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Blowjob, Foreplay, Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cumshot

Rebeca Linares keeps the momentum of Curvies going and gives an entertaining tease via poolside.  The busty brunette shows off her tight curves and round booty.  The tease continues as Rebeca grabs a nearby water hose and uses it to cool down her snatch.  She eventually makes her way indoors as Toni is eagerly waiting for her in the bedroom.  Rebeca teases Toni every way possible, but eventually lets him loose and has her doggystyle.  Rebeca is in a league of her own as her innocent looks suggest one thing, yet she demands the opposite.  Rebeca’s ability to keep up to pace and beg for nasty sex makes her a top-tier performer.  The hardcore action keeps its steady pace and has Toni working Rebeca as hard as possible.  The scene closes with a pop shot on to Rebeca’s ass.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Pussy Eating, Blowjob, Doggystyle, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Cumshot

Alexis Texas is a performer that needs no introduction.  The world-class starlet has made a name for herself [and her ass] with her passionate sex, beautiful looks, and monstrous behind.  This particular scene continues the ongoing pattern and opens with a tease and has Alexis applying baby oil across her curves.  Unfortunately, Alexis’ tease is somewhat lacking and isn’t as entertaining as previous scenes.  Nevertheless, Alexis movies indoors, where Pat Myne is patiently waiting.  Pat goes to town on Alexis’ pussy and eats her box and gets lost in the trenches of Alexis’ ass.  However, it’s Alexis who gives a phenomenal blowjob that almost has Pat finishing before even starting.  As with any other Alexis Texas performance, the starlet gives it all she has and Pat has trouble keeping up.  The two go through several positions, but Pat tends to always have to slow down.  The chemistry between Alexis and Pat is present, but one can’t help but notice that Pat didn’t bring his A game.  Nevertheless, the scene works and won’t leave Alexis Texas fans disappointed.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Ass Eating, Pussy Eating, Blowjob, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Spoon, Facial

Jennifer Dark is the last girl rounding up the disc and teases us with a cute bikini set.  The tall and slender redhead begins stripping poolside and playing with herself.  The tease runs at a slow pace, but eventually finds Jennifer indoors with Mick waiting on the sofa.  Mick initiates some foreplay that leads to Jennifer returning the favor with a blowjob.  The action starts with some cowgirl, but eventually leads to Mick taking control and reaming Jennifer in missionary and eating her pussy in the process.  The scene tends to lack the same enthusiasm and sexual passion found in the previous four scenes.  Mick consistently delivers outstanding scenes, but it seems as if Jennifer is too much a novice or just didn’t have chemistry with Mick.  Nevertheless, Mick does the best he can with what he has and is still able to deliver.  The scene wraps up with Mick giving Jennifer a facial.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Foreplay, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Missionary, Pussy Eating, Spoon, Titty Fucking, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Facial

Special Features:  Director Mick Blue includes ten minutes of behind the scenes footage, five Zero Tolerance trailers, a photo gallery, and a popshot recap.  The only worthwhile extra is the BTS footage between Brandy Aniston and Mick Blue.  Brandy shares a story about hooking up with a friend in a public place, while Mick has a much more comedic story along the same lines. 

Audio/Video Quality:  Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (192 Kbps) and is clear throughout the entire presentation.  There are never any instances of artifacts, background noise or distortion.  Mick Blue shot Curvies in 1:78:1 anamorphic widescreen using the MPEG-2 codec and mastered it in the standard 480i resolution.  Colors and flesh tones were strong throughout each scene with little to no overexposure or saturation.  The entire feature had a steady pace and top-notch editing that kept everything moving at a great pace.

Final Thoughts:  In all honestly, I was very impressed with Mick Blue’s Curvies.  I expected an average flick, but instead was caught off-guard with a thoroughly entertaining feature.  Mick Blue is not only a solid talent in front of the camera, but has steadily become a talent behind the camera as well.  Additionally, Mick tends to always cast beautiful women that produce impressive performances when paired with Mick himself.  Curvies isn’t perfect, but is as good as it gets for a series debut.

Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E.

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