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Tales From The Gloryhole


Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 2/16/11



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: All sex.
Director: Zander
Cast: Courtney Cummz, Mark Wood, Halie James, Mark Ashley, Haley Cummings, Anthony Rosano, Jenaveve Jolie, Marco Banderas, Mason Moore, Tory Lane (bonus scene), Chris Strokes (bonus scene).
Must-See Girls in Cast: Tory Lane.
Length: 02:11
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus point for condom-free sex and a second point for Tory Lane, a Dr. Jay's Must-See girl who give Chris Strokes an out-of-this-world blowjob in this movie's bonus scene.

Synopsis

Tales from the Gloryhole is a five-scene, boy/girl (there's one b/b/g trio), primarily vaginal, and all-sex movie featuring anonymous fellatio and sex through an opening in the wall of an ostensibly private room. For example, a girl goes into a restroom stall and notes a full-mast penis sticking through a hole (i.e., a "gloryhole") in the wall. She attacks it with her mouth and hands and then fucks it in standing doggie. Later, the owner of the penis joins her in the stall and the two continue sex in other positions. Then, the guy disappears behind the wall and sticks his dick through the gloryhole and lets the girl suck and jack him off.

Tales from the Gloryhole boasts a damned good cast. In particular, Halie James and Haley Cummings have two of the finest racks of all-natural grade-A tits you'll ever see. And, each of those two girls gives a damned fine performance, too. Hottest of all, however, is orgasm queen Mason Moore. Not only does this exotic hottie squirt like a firehose, but her body also trembles uncontrollably when she cums...and cums...and cums again.

I had great expectations for Tales from the Gloryhole. I like the producing studio (Vouyer Media), I've enjoyed other movies directed by its director (Zander), I like the risque notion of anonymous through-the-wall sex, and, again, the cast is excellent. But, the movie let me down on two fronts. First, there are several unconscionable--by my way of thinking--errors that marred my enjoyment of the sex: only two of the five girls gets her pussy eaten (the other guys are so selfish that they don't give their girls oral sex); Courtney Cummz and Jenaveve Jolie spit out their guys' semen (a mortal sin in my book), and the boy/boy/girl trio lacks double penetration. Second, the videography is, to be as kind and polite as possible, amateurish. I know high school students who can shoot more professional video.

Nonetheless, the performances by Halie, Haley, and Mason rock and are well worth a look. Therefore, I suggest you rent this movie...or watch Scenes Two, Three, and Five online.

Check out some photos of the girls in Tales from the Gloryhole here. Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Tales from the Gloryhole can be accessed here.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Courtney Cummz, Mark Wood.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Wearing a hot black leather outfit that shows off her intricate and colorful tailbone tattoo, Courtney Cummz struts into a "bathroom stall set" that is, to be kind, disgusting (The toilet is full of trash instead of water and it isn't even mounted to the floor...so it slides all over when Courtney and Mark fuck later in the scene!). As she tugs down her pants and sits on the commode, Mark Wood (and we) watch her every move through a round hole strategically drilled in the stall's wall. Courtney lights and smokes a cigarette, spreads her legs wide, and then begins to stroke her bejeweled pussy with well-practiced fingers. And, as her lust escalates, she slips multiple fingers into her dripping wet vagina and masturbates frantically while undulating her body erotically. She makes herself cum, then licks her fingers clean, masturbates some more and slaps her labia with her fingers. She even slips her tits out of her top so that she can suckle her own nipples and slap her boobs.

After Courtney makes herself cum at least twice, she spies a very hard and very erect dick sticking through the hole in the wall. She gives it a look of unadulterated lust, exclaims, "This is a nice hard cock!" and then attacks it with her greedy mouth and talented hands. Courtney uses rivers of her saliva to lubricate the action, deep-throats and gags on him, slaps her tits with his rod, and gives him a double-fisted handjob, too. Suffice it to say that this blowjob rocks!

Once Courtney is sure that her surprise dick is as hard and large as it can be, she bends over into doggie, backs up toward the wall, and guides the cock into her pussy. Then, as the cock's owner remains on the other side of the wall, Courtney does an amazing job fucking his dick as very effective camera angles capture the action from below. In due course, Courtney sucks her juices off of the cock using pussy-to-mouth and then invites him to join him in her stall.

Once Mark Wood has joined Courtney, she gives him some more totally amazing pussy-to-mouth fellatio (God, she really knows how to suck cock!). Then, she mounts and fucks him, using totally outstanding moves, in reverse cowgirl while he sits on the toilet. Meanwhile, she tells Mark exactly what she wants him to do...like slap her legs or rub her clit while she's fucking him. And, she uses torrents of nasty commentary to keep him excited. As the scene unfolds, Courtney continues to show off her sexy and erotic moves in cowgirl. Later, Courtney lets Mark do the "work" when she lies back on the commode so he can fuck the shit out of her pussy in missionary while she frantically strokes her own sensitive clit. The result? She cums volcanically!

After Courtney cums, she sucks her juices off Mark's rod. Then, abruptly, he disappears from the stall and his dick reappears through the gloryhole so that Courtney can skillfully jack him off into her mouth. She milks him with both hands and vacuums him with her mouth until not a drop of semen remains inside his dick. Then, she ruins it all by disrespectfully spitting out his cum. What a waste!

Although this scene is pretty hot overall, it is indelibly marred by two glaring defects: 1) Mark never ate Courtney's pussy, and 2) Courtney spat out Mark's semen.

Foreplay: Stripping, masturbation, tit squeezing, tit slapping (with cock), finger-fucking, multiple finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, labia slapping, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, gagging.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.

Sex rating: 3.95
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.80

What I Liked Most:

  • Courtney's black leather outfit is hot and sexy.
  • Courtney's masturbation technique is damned effective...she makes herself cum at least twice before she notices Mark's dick poking through the wall of the stall.
  • It's especially nice to watch Courtney masturbates given her beautifully-bejeweled clit hood and girl-juice-flowing vagina.
  • Courtney accurately spits a wad of saliva onto her pussy while she masturbates. Damned good aim, Courtney!
  • Courtney gives Mark a tremendous blowjob through the gloryhole. Whew!
  • Much of the blowjob was shot from our point-of-view (POV), so it looks like Courtney is blowing our dicks.
  • Courtney makes excellent use of naughty vocabulary to inflame Mark's--and our--lust during the scene.
  • Courtney's copious saliva plays an extensive role in the scene as she spits with great accuracy to lubricate the action.
  • Courtney makes repeated eye contact with us throughout the scene. She knows that she may be working with Mark, but she's fucking us.
  • Courtney uses standing doggie to fuck Mark's cock through the wall! And, she uses damned sexy moves to do it, too. And, her voluminous girl juice flows out of her pussy, down his cock, and then down the wall!
  • Courtney's large, shapely, and nicely enhanced boobs look very nice when they bounce in reaction to her sexy moves.
  • Courtney is assertive with Mark, taking charge. Don't you love it when your woman wants you that much?
  • Courtney's fucking moves are out-of-this world.
  • Courtney jacks off Mark at the end of the scene. Don't you love it when your woman takes over and makes you cum? I love the loss of control.
  • There are excellent close-ups of the action throughout the scene.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The location used for this scene is pathetic. It is supposed to be a public restroom in which Courtney goes to pee/masturbate and then sees a dick poking through the hole in the wall. Unfortunately, the set is filthy, the commode is full of trash rather than water, and the toilet isn't even bolted to the ground (it slides all over the room when Courtney and Mark fuck). We expect better than this, Vouyer Media.
  • The video is, to be kind, amateurish. The cameraman can't stay still for a moment, turning the camera this way and that to cause dizzying oblique camera angles. And, the camera movements are jerky rather than smooth and fluid. Send the videographer to film school, Vouyer Media.
  • The editing appears to have been done by an amateur, too. The result includes frequent loss of continuity and missing transitions between sexual positions.
  • There should have been at least some anal pleasure during this scene. At the very least, a bit of rimming would have been appreciated.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Courtney spit out Mark's semen at the end of the scene. Porn girls, there are few things in life more disrespectful to a man than taking his cum into your mouth and then spitting it out. For God's sake, if you don't like semen, don't take open-mouth cumshots.
  • Mark Wood, as is generally the case, doesn't go down to eat Courtney's pussy at any time during the scene. Obviously, he can't perform cunnilingus when his cock is sticking through the gloryhole. But, there's no reason he couldn't eat her while they fuck each other inside the bathroom stall. I'll NEVER understand guys who forego cunnilingus during sex.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Halie James, Mark Ashley

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Two follows almost exactly the same scenario as Scene One. Instead of a bathroom stall, adorable Halie James, dressed in a plaid schoolgirl skirt and skin-tight and nearly see-through white blouse, steps into a store's changing room to try on some new clothes. Of course, the wall of the room is outfit with a gloryhole so that Mark Ashley--and we--can watch her every move. Halie chats briefly with a friend on her cell phone and then strips off her top. I don't know how you'll react, but I gasped when I saw her fucking amazing tits for the first time. Halie admires a couple of articles of clothing and then decides to take advantage of her "privacy" by sitting on a chair, by spreading her legs super wide, and by masturbating vigorously while playing with her scrumptious tits. She strokes her clit (great close-ups), slaps her labia, and finger-fucks her slushy cunt while encouraging herself with naughty commentary.

As in Scene One, Halie eventually looks up and sees a massive disembodied cock sticking through a gloryhole. She briefly looks at it longingly and then grabs it with her hand so she can stroke it while using her other hand to continue playing with her pussy. Eventually, she decides that the penis deserves her full attention. So, she moves closer to the wall, takes the cock into her mouth, and gives him a talented combination that's replete with stringers, deep-throat thrusts, gagging, and jawbreakers. And, she uses her magnificent breasts to fuck his cock, too.

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Following the pattern established in Scene One, fellatio is followed by through-the-wall doggie sex as Halie backs her cunt up against the wall, guides Mark's cock into her pussy, and then lets him slide in-and-out while she squeals in ecstasy. She even fucks back as tight close-ups capture the action.

After a while, Halie takes a break from fellatio and sits back on the chair to masturbate. Inexorably drawn to Halie's intoxicating pussy, Mark steps into the changing room, drops to his knees, and then attacks her vagina with his insatiable tongue. He greedily suckles her clit and tongue-fucks her pussy, too. Halie responds by groaning happily, by pulling his hair, and by playing with her fine breasts.

Foreplay quickly morphs back into in-and-out action when Mark shoves his cock into her cunt--in missionary--and pounds her hard and deep at redline speed (nice close-ups). Of course, she screams with delight as her pleasure begins to build...nearly to orgasm. After an abrupt--and quite unpleasant--cut, Halie rides Mark's pistoning dick in cowgirl while encouraging Mark with an uninterrupted flow of nasty commentary. She almost makes him cum! But, pro that he is, Mark is able to keep himself under control...and keep on fucking! Eventually, Halie takes over and hurls her hot little pussy up and down on Mark's lucky cock while he lies back and enjoys the ride. However, the best is yet to come. After another very unprofessional edit, Halie straddles and rides Mark in reverse cowgirl (her bouncing tits are going to leave you breathless!) as he pounds her relentlessly with powerful, energetic, redline-speed, and balls-deep moves that make her cum: "I fucking love it!" she screams. Afterward, she ravenously sucks her cum off of Mark's dick and then he spends some time eating her pussy and rimming her asshole before plunging his cock back into her in kneeling doggie. Then, Mark disappears behind the wall and sticks his dick through the gloryhole so that Halie and suck and jack him off all over her magnificent breasts (Can you think of a better target?). This footage was captured from our point-of-view. So, it looks like she's jacking us off.

This is the most-complete--and highest scoring--scene in Tales from the Gloryhole.

Foreplay: Masturbation, tit squeezing and fucking, finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, gagging, jaw breakers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she cums), kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None: there is a bit of rimming, however.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: External breasts.

Sex rating: 4.75
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.20

What I Liked Most:

  • Halie is adorable and has an outstanding body. I like her soft and womanly curves and her tattoos.
  • Halie's all-natural tits are delightful. They are glorious to behold, even when she's dressed! What until you see 'em bounce when she moves. Whew!
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Halie and Mark.
  • Halie effectively uses racy commentary to inflame her own lust...as well as Mark's and ours.
  • Halie fucks Mark's cock--through the gloryhole--with her fantastic tits. Wow!
  • Halie tends to her own pleasure by masturbating while blowing Mark's cock through the gloryhole.
  • Halie's dripping vagina liberally coats Mark's cock with all-natural lube.
  • Halie's horny body breaks out with gooseflesh...a sure sign of intense pleasure!
  • Halie's moves in cowgirl are intense, sexy to watch, and very pleasure-inducing. You're going to love watching her dance on his dick!
  • Halie's a very demonstrative fuck. She squeals, screams, talks nasty, and makes everybody within earshot know how good she feels.
  • The sex is hot and sweaty.
  • Halie jacks off Mark at the end of the scene (nice POV footage). Don't you love it when your woman takes over and makes you cum? I love the loss of control.
  • There are super-tight and very effective close-ups throughout the scene.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Although the location is much better than that used in Scene One, the tawdry-looking "changing room" screams out "We had no budget for a decent location."
  • The video is, to be kind, amateurish. The cameraman can't stay still for a moment, turning the camera this way and that to cause dizzying oblique camera angles. And, the camera movements are jerky rather than smooth and fluid. Send the videographer to film school, Vouyer Media.
  • The editing appears to have been done by an amateur, too. The result includes frequent loss of continuity and missing transitions between sexual positions.
  • There should have been more anal pleasure during this scene. I appreciate the brief rimming Mark gives Halie between positions. But, some real penetration would have been appreciated.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl threeway.
Performers: Haley Cummings, Anthony Rosano, Mark Wood.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Gloriously nude Haley Cummings steps into an oversized shower, sits on a built-in ledge, spreads her legs, strokes her labia and clit, and plunges her spit-lubricated fingers into her gorgeous cunt (she even eats fingers-full of her girl juice). And, she squeezes and guides her to-die-for breasts into her mouth so she can suckle her own nipples. Unbeknownst to Haley, two guys--Anthony Rosano and Mark Wood--are watching every one of her sexy moves and listening to her sweet groans through two strategically-positioned gloryholes in the wall of the shower. Of course, the sight of magnificent Haley makes the guys' dicks stand at full attention. So, one bold guy shoves his penis through a hole. Of course, randy Haley immediately sees the mammoth rod, giggles with delight, walks across the shower stall, and takes the lucky penis into her mouth for some intense hand/blowjob action. While she "works" on one guy's dick, the other guy figures, "what the hell," and shoves his rod through a second gloryhole. Delighted at her good fortune, Haley gives head to the second dick, too. For the next several minutes, Haley moves back and forth between the two lucky penises, strokes them with one or both hands, sucks them greedily, and gags on them. Even better, she stands between the two gloryholes and gives both guys simultaneous handjobs. Meanwhile, she coos, "God, I want both of these dicks inside me!" But, before she gets to that, she wraps her titties around one cock and uses those massive mammaries to fuck it (nice POV camera angles). Meanwhile, the cock owned by Anthony Rosano gets tired of waiting. So, it orders Anthony to join Haley in the shower.

Immediately after Anthony steps into the shower, he shoves his cock into her pussy and fucks her in doggie while she continues to service the other dick--through the gloryhole--with her mouth. Meanwhile, Anthony takes several opportunities to spank Haley's shapely and generous ass cheeks. After a brief respite, during which Haley performs ravenous pussy-to-mouth on Anthony's dick while still stroking the other penis through the gloryhole, Haley sits on Anthony in reverse cowgirl and enjoys a frantic pounding (you're going to love watching her bouncing breasts!) that's punctuated with mutual oral pleasure in 69.

After a continuity-destroying abrupt edit, cock #1, and its owner Mark Wood, join Haley and Anthony in the shower. Then, Mark fucks Haley's vagina in doggie while she, in turn, sucks Anthony's dick (awesome bouncing boobs, Haley!). For the remainder of the scene, Haley engages in the typical boy/boy/girl scenario of "fuck one, suck one." She does her best fucking in cowgirl (Anthony in her pussy), reverse cowgirl (Mark in her pussy), and side-saddle cowgirl. But, she looks damned fine getting fucked by Anthony in spoon. Best for her, however, are reverse cowgirl and spoon...during which she gets to scream through orgasms.

Toward the end of the scene, Mark again disappears behind the wall so that Haley can have an opportunity to fuck through the gloryhole...in standing doggie. Meanwhile, she blows Anthony's cock. Then, she gets on her knees and sucks/jacks off both cocks--one at a time--onto her massive and gorgeous breasts (Mark's cock pokes through the gloryhole while Anthony's is still in the shower with Haley).

This is a hot and sexy scene...except for one thing: It's a boy/boy/girl scene and Haley didn't get DP'd.

Foreplay: Masturbation; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; finger-fucking; multiple-finger-fucking; clit stroking/jacking; labia slapping; handjob; double-fisted handjob; fellatio; gagging.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she cums), side-saddle cowgirl, standing doggie (she cums), spoon (she cums).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Both pops are onto Haley's magnificent breasts.

Sex rating: 4.325
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.20

What I Liked Most:

  • Haley Cummings has a remarkable body. Her tits are the definition of big all-natural beauty and her curvy body is built for sex. She's definitely one to watch!
  • Let me state it again: Haley's breasts are amazing. A few years ago, I thought that Whitney Stevens had the best-ever all-natural breasts. Damn, I was wrong. You have got to see Haley's boobs..especially when they bounce and dance while she fucks! And, you've got to see her fuck because she's a much better performer than the aforementioned Whitney.
  • Haley talks to the dicks while she sucks and strokes them...as if to make them beings unto themselves.
  • Haley positions herself between the two gloryholes and gives both dicks simultaneous handjobs.
  • Haley wraps her fantastic boobs around each guy's cock, as it sticks through the gloryhole, and fucks it (nice camera angles from our point-of-view).
  • Haley keeps our--and her two guys'-- lust engines stoked with lots of nasty vocabulary.
  • Excellent chemistry develops among the threesome...especially between Anthony and Haley. Perhaps it's because Anthony takes time to spank Haley's ass cheeks, to pull on her hair, to eat per pussy (in 69) and to pleasure all of her body...not just her pussy.
  • Haley's fucking moves--especially in cowgirl--are naughty!
  • Haley jacks off both cocks at the end of the scene. Don't you love it when your woman takes over and makes you cum? I love the loss of control.
  • In most boy/boy/girl threesomes, the girl is so busy pleasing the two dicks that she never gets to cum for herself. Kudos to Haley for getting herself off as well as her two partners. And, each guy gets the honor of getting her off.
  • I've literally condemned the locations used in Scenes One and Two. Thankfully, the set for Scene Three is in a well-appointed, clean, and functional shower.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The video is, to be kind, amateurish. The cameraman can't stay still for a moment, turning the camera this way and that to cause dizzying oblique camera angles. The camera movements are jerky rather than smooth and fluid. And, the lighting is substandard. Send the videographer to film school, Vouyer Media.
  • The editing appears to have been done by an amateur, too. The result includes missing transitions between sexual positions.
  • There should have been at least some anal pleasure during this scene. At the very least, a bit of rimming would have been appreciated.

What I Didn't Like:

  • I am not a fan of boy/boy/girl threesomes unless the guys double-stuff the girl's holes. In this case, Haley's pussy gets pounded by one cock while she sucks another. What's the point of the second guy?

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Jenaveve Jolie, Marco Banderas.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Four is a virtual repeat of Scene Two...except the performers change to Jenaveve Jolie and Marco Banderas and the "set" changes from a dressing room to a small sitting room. Jenaveve, dressed in a smoking-hot black fishnet outfit, reclines on a black leather couch, masturbates (nice close-ups), and plays with her pretty boobs. After a while, she notices a dick sticking through a hole in the wall. So, like the girls in the preceding scenes, she strokes, sucks, and deep-throats it through the wall (some of the action is from our POV). And, she suckles the cock's balls, too.

Following the now-familiar pattern begun in Scene One, Jenaveve then does an outstanding job fucking the disembodied cock through the gloryhole in standing doggie (great shot-from-below camera angles). Jenaveve's pussy loves being stuffed with anonymous cock and her sexy moves and passionate groans betray her pleasure.

Later, lucky Marco joins Jenaveve in the sitting room and we get to watch through the gloryhole as sweaty Jenaveve shows off her hot and sexy moves in reverse cowgirl. She even gets herself off while Marco lies back, enjoys the ride, and plays with her big and shapely tits! After Jenaveve screams through a wild orgasm, she sucks her juices off of Marco's cock and then mounts him in cowgirl. As in reverse cowgirl, she takes the lead, bouncing up and down on his lucky cock with gusto and unbridled enthusiasm. Then, abruptly, Marco is again behind the wall with his dick poking through the gloryhole. Jenaveve jacks him off into her mouth and then commits a mortal sin--at least in my book. She spits out his semen! Why waste it, Jenaveve?

In addition to being flawed by Jenaveve's decision to spit out Marco's semen, this scene is marred by an unconscionable lack of cunnilingus. Why didn't you eat her pussy, Marco?

Foreplay: Stripping, masturbation, tit squeezing, finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she cums), standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.

Sex rating: 3.55
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 3.30

What I Liked Most:

  • Jenaveve's show-it-all fishnet outfit, which she wears throughout the scene, is fucking hot!
  • Jenaveve's hot and sexy body breaks out with gooseflesh while she masturbates.
  • Jenaveve gives us a very hot masturbation show at the beginning of the scene. She really knows how to handle her pretty pink hole.
  • Jenaveve masturbates while sucking Marco's cock through the gloryhole.
  • Jenaveve makes lots of lusty eye contact with us. She knows she's really fucking and sucking us.
  • The sex is hot and sweaty.
  • Jenaveve's fucking moves...especially in reverse cowgirl...are fucking outstanding.
  • Jenaveve jacks off Marco at the end of the scene. Don't you love it when your woman takes over and makes you cum? I love the loss of control.
  • I like the shot-from-below camera angles employed when Jenaveve fucks Marco's cock through the gloryhole in standing doggie. The close-ups and POV segments are quite nice, too.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Although the location is much better than that used in Scene One, the garishly painted "sitting room" screams out "We had no budget for a decent location."
  • The video is, to be kind, amateurish. The cameraman can't stay still for a moment, turning the camera this way and that to cause dizzying oblique camera angles. The lighting is often insufficient, and the camera movements are jerky rather than smooth and fluid. Send the videographer to film school, Vouyer Media.
  • The editing appears to have been done by an amateur, too. The result includes frequent loss of continuity.
  • There's continuous background noise throughout the scene. It's quite annoying.
  • There should have been at least some anal pleasure during this scene. At the very least, a bit of rimming would have been appreciated.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Jenaveve spit out Marco's semen at the end of the scene. Porn girls, there are few things in life more disrespectful to a man than taking his cum into your mouth and then spitting it out. For God's sake, if you don't like semen, don't take open-mouth cumshots.
  • Marco doesn't go down to eat Jenaveve's pussy at any time during the scene. Obviously, he can't perform cunnilingus when his cock is sticking through the gloryhole. But, there's no reason he couldn't eat her while they fuck each other inside the bathroom stall. I'll NEVER understand guys who forego cunnilingus during sex.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Mason Moore, Chris Charming

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: By now, you know the drill...the girl goes into a private place...she masturbates...she sees a cock poking through wall...she sucks the cock through the gloryhole...she fucks the cock through the gloryhole...the cock and its owner join the girl for more in-and-out action...the cock goes back on the other side of the wall...she jacks cock off.

Sad to say, but that, in a nutshell, is Scene Five. Even worse, the scene is even set in the same disgusting bathroom set used in Scene One. That's a shame because Mason Moore is totally hot.

There's a lot to like about this scene. In particular, Mason gives us an incendiary solo masturbation show at the beginning of the scene. And, Mason's legendary blowjob skills are definitely on display...especially when she appears to suck our cocks during some hot POV fellatio. Finally, her numerous orgasms during the scene are amazing. Not only does she squirt like a fucking fire hydrant, but her entire body trembles and quakes when she climaxes. What a joy it must be to feel Mason cum...and not just see and hear her. At least, through the miracle of DVDs, we are able to witness Mason's amazing orgasms in doggie, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl. Finally, Mason does a nice job handling the pop. She jacks him off (POV camera angles) into her open mouth--through the gloryhole--and then sucks and milks him dry.

On the other hand, I am not too impressed with Chris Charming's performance. In particular, he never went down to eat Mason's pussy during the scene. Why skip such an essential element of good sex? After all, she gave you oral pleasure! Not only that, but you let her do almost all of the "work." You could have at least fucked back when this amazing dynamo was dancing on your dick!

And, I'm not at all impressed by the technical and production values of this scene. "Amateurish" is a compliment.

Foreplay: Masturbation, tit squeezing, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, stringers, deep-throat, jaw breakers.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl (she cums), reverse cowgirl (she squirts), standing doggie (she squirts).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth.

Sex rating: 4.375
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 2.90

What I Liked Most:

  • I love Mason's exotic look, curvy yet firm body, extensive tattoos, and attractive piercings. You've simply got to love a girl whose genital tattoo says "Hit it Like a Champ."
  • Mason's solo masturbation segment is superb and she gets herself off with her fingers. You'll wish you were in the same place as the camera was while this segment was filmed.
  • Mason's horny body becomes covered with pleasure-induced gooseflesh.
  • Mason's eyes are amazing. The wicked look in them when she's in ecstasy defies description.
  • Mason's fucking moves...in every position...are so hot that words will not do them justice.
  • The sex is hot and sweat-inducing.
  • Mason is an extremely vocal fuck. She screams ecstatically as pleasure overwhelms her.
  • Mason squirts powerfully and often when she cums.
  • Even better than Mason's squirting orgasms is her trembling and convulsing body after she climaxes. Mason's entire body shivers and quakes uncontrollably when she cums. Seldom do women obtain as much pleasure from sex as does insatiable and incredible Mason Moore.
  • Mason jacks off Chris at the end of the scene. Don't you love it when your woman takes over and makes you cum? I love the loss of control.
  • The close-ups, throughout the scene, are gynecologically-close! Sweet.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The location used for this scene is pathetic. It's the same gross bathroom stall used in Scene One. We expect better than this, Vouyer Media.
  • The video is, to be kind, amateurish. The cameraman can't stay still for a moment, turning the camera this way and that to cause dizzying oblique camera angles. The camera movements are jerky rather than smooth and fluid. And, the lighting is often insufficient. Send the videographer to film school, Vouyer Media.
  • The editing appears to have been done by an amateur, too. The result includes frequent loss of continuity and missing transitions between sexual positions.
  • There are ambient background noises that interfere with our enjoyment of the scene.
  • There should have been at least some anal pleasure during this scene. At the very least, a bit of rimming would have been appreciated.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Chris doesn't go down to eat Mason's pussy at any time during the scene. Obviously, he can't perform cunnilingus when his cock is sticking through the gloryhole. But, there's no reason he couldn't eat her while they fuck each other inside the bathroom stall. I'll NEVER understand guys who forego cunnilingus during sex. If I were with Mason, I'd quench my thirst on her squirting pussy repeatedly.

Extras

The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full-motion chapter selector organized by scene and identified by girl, multiple chapters per sex scene, a 15-minute "Cutting Room Floor" (i.e. Behind-the-Scenes) featurette, an 11-minute blowjob-centric bonus scene from Oral Olympics featuring Tory Lane and Chris Strokes (few girls give better head than Tory!), a five-minute self-running slide show of hot still photos accompanied by music, trailers for three Vouyer Media movies, and website access information. The BTS contains after-sex clean-up and debriefings of the girls; impromptu on-set interviews of the girls before their scenes; and a creative on-the-spot "rap" by the multi-talented Halie James. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace and earns three stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Tales from the Gloryhole include:

  • the anonymity of the sex...at least during the blowjob and standing doggie segments of each scene. The idea of a girl fucking an unknown and disembodied cock is so nasty that it's exciting!
  • the female cast. You're going to fucking adore Haley Cummings' and Halie James' bodies...especially their to-die-for tits. And, you're going to be thrilled by exotic Mason Moore's numerous body-quaking (and squirt-producing) orgasms.
  • how well all the girls fuck their guy's disembodied dicks through the wall.
  • the great solo masturbation techniques displayed by all five girls. Damn, they know their bodies and how to please them.
  • Courtney's blowjob skills, displayed admirably in Scene One, are outstanding.
  • there are numerous video segments captured from our point-of-view (POV).

Tales from the Gloryhole could have been better if:

  • the cameraman had attended even one class on how to use a camera. Frankly, "amateuristic" is too kind a word to describe the slapdash video in this movie.
  • the editor had at least tried to give us a continuous story rather than disjointed clips.
  • decent-looking locations had been used.

Things I didn't like about Tales from the Gloryhole include:

  • the selfishness of most of the guys cast in this movie. Although they expect--and get--first class oral sex from their female partners, only two guys give in return. Thank you to Mark Ashley and Anthony Rosano for catering to Halie James' and Haley Cummings' vaginas.
  • Courtney Cummz' unfortunate decision to spit out Mark Wood's semen at the end of the scene. Jenaveve Jolie does the same thing in Scene Four. Girls, it is fucking disrespectful to take a man's cum into your mouth and then spit it out. It's like you found it somehow wanting. If you don't like to swallow, don't take internal oral cumshots. Your tits, belly, ass, vagina, anus...all those areas of your body are also worthy of his semen.
  • the lack of a double penetration in Scene Three. Why are there two guys in a scene if they don't penetrate both her holes?

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.19
Average video rating: 3.40
Average audio rating: 3.80
Average production values rating: 3.08
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 3.894

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



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