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Teen America: Mission #5

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 3/5/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: All sex.
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Christian, Dascha, Devon, Jayna Oso, Jean Val Jean, Keri Sable, Lee Stone, Sandra Shine, Teagan Presley, Tommy Gunn.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Teagan Presley
Length: 02:26
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: One for condom free sex and the second for Dr. Jay's 2007 Must-See Girl Teagan Presley.


OK! I've seen enough! I've watched every episode of the Teen America series and can state unequivocally that if it says "Teen America" on the disk, JUST WATCH IT.

In case you haven't seen any if this series, here's a synopsis of Teen America. Jack (from Jack's playhouse) plays an unemployed deadbeat. His dad pulls some strings and gets him a gig doing interviews for an upcoming teenage beauty pageant known as "Teen America" (don't you love the obvious connotation of "Tits and Ass?"). Being Jack, those interviews take on a decisively sexual slant and the girls, being cheerleaders, hookers, volunteers, and other All-American types, are all too eager to strip off their clothes and please the interviewers as well as you and me.

I strongly suggest that you watch this series in order from Mission 1 and beyond. That way, you'll fully understand the shenanigans that you see on the screen. In addition, you'll appreciate the extra effort that some girls provide when they literally beg Jack to let them audition for a second time.

If you like white-hot sex and gorgeous girls, you've just gotta give Teen America a look.

Check out some photos of the girls in Jack's Teen America 5 here. Enjoy!


This is gonna be a short review. I'm just going to tease you a bit so you'll see why it's worth your while to buy or rent this DVD or watch the movie on-line. So, here's what's in store for you.


I've been a fan of Devon's for several years. I've always enjoyed her clean-scrubbed All-American-Blond good looks, her hypnotic eyes, her electric smile, and her sweet on-screen disposition. However, her sexual performances have always been sweet and loving rather than hard-hitting and edgy--she "makes love" on screen rather than fucks. No more! This is the first time I can recall seeing Devon so edgy. Perhaps it's the bondage gear she wears or because she's coupled with one of the most forceful and dynamic porn studs, Lee Stone. Just wait until you see Lee choke her and spank her butt and tits while she's gagged and her hands are bound behind her back in handcuffs! And, you're gonna love it when Lee lifts her up, holds her aloft, and fucks the shit out of her in the standing reverse cowgirl and cowgirl positions. She looks SO FUCKING FINE! In my opinion, this is Devon's hottest scene ever.

In addition to her fiery scene with Lee, Devon also takes on stunningly gorgeous longhaired brunette Sandra Shine in the first girl/girl scene in a Teen America episode. Instead of being the submissive, as in her Scene with Lee, Devon becomes the dominant. She spanks Sandra's ass, suckles and squeezes her all-natural boobs, spanks her tits and pussy with a paddle (awesome video!), and tongue-, finger-, and dildo-fucks her pussy until she has a body-quaking orgasm (Devon drives the gorgeous toy with her mouth!). Of course, Sandra reciprocates and pleases Devon's body, too. Bottom line, Devon is explosive in Teen America: Mission 5. Of course, her eyes will still make you melt and her cuteness and enthusiasm will make you smile.


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Teagan, who gave, in my opinion, her finest performance ever in Teen America: Mission #1, is back for a second audition to try cinch the pageant by showing off her new boobs. Believe me, if the award were given only on the basis of fantastic enhanced breasts, Teagan would win hands-down. As you know, many times otherwise perfect breasts are ruined by incompetent plastic surgeons. Not so with Teagan. Whomever she hired to "pump her up" did a magnificent job. In my review of Teen America: Mission 1, I said, "Eighteen-year-old Teagan talks in a quite nasty fashion, can deep-throat huge cocks, regularly goes panty-less, eagerly takes butt-plugs and cocks up the ass (great gapes), does ass-to-mouth, loves to be disciplined with a paddle, is an energetic performer, is very demonstrative as sexual pleasure envelops her body, swallows cum like it was candy, and cums like a volcano. And, she does all this while being a cute and absolutely adorable young woman with a great body and sumptuous ass." None of that has changed in Mission #5. I must say, however, that even with her new scrumptious boobs that scream out "SUCKLE ME," I enjoyed her Scene in Mission #1 more than the one in this episode. For some reason, I don't think Teagan enjoyed herself in her scene with Christian as much as she did in Mission #1 when she fucked the shit out of Tommy Gunn. However, both scenes taken together, Teagan is certainly a top-notch contender for the Teen America Crown!

Keri Sable!

Eighteen-year-old Keri Sable, who temporarily became one of Wicked Pictures' stable of awesome contract babes, performs violently with Lee Stone. Keri is a luscious, long, and lean blond with an all-natural body, an ass that will give an 80-year-old geezer a hard-on, and fabulous all-natural titties. Lee Stone paddles and squeezes her boobs and fine ass (with and without virginal white panties), rims her asshole, and lifts her above his head to eat her pussy (awesome video). In addition, he lifts and turns her body upside down so that they can perform 69 while standing. Damn, no porn stud performs better than Lee! And, they fuck in numerous hard-driving positions including the standing cowgirl position. Of course, Keri gobbles and deep-throats Lee's super-long, bent, and spit-slobbery dick. And, after he jacks off onto a clear glass table, she licks up his semen and greedily devours it.


I haven't been able to see this delectable blond perform before because she is (was?) a contract girl for Vivid and, for whatever reason, Vivid doesn't send us review copies any more. Her body is absolutely superb (magnificent boobs and a rock hard belly) and, to make things even better, she's kinky, too. In her scene with Tommy Gunn, she wears a choker connected to a leash and handcuffs--not much else! During the scene, Dascha uses the leash to keep Tommy's cock under control while she gives him a very hot and enthusiastic blowjob! Dascha has a huge and very proud clit that swells to gigantic proportions when she's aroused, a short passion fuse that quickly burns down to orgasm, very energetic and sexy moves (especially during cowgirl), a very nasty mouth, and a penchant for anal sex that is satisfied during the scene with both a huge butt plug and Tommy's oh-so-lucky cock (great gapes). I really like her and am disappointed that I've had to wait so long to see her in action.

Jayna Oso!

All the girls in Teen America movies are on the A++ list. Although I haven't yet singled-out exotic Latina Jayna Oso, she, as well as Dascha, Devon, Teagan, Sandra Shine, and Keri Sable, is absolutely gorgeous and her body literally screams out, "Kiss me, snuggle me, grope me, FUCK ME IN ALL MY HOLES!" Jayna was also in Mission #1 and is back to celebrate her advancement to the quarterfinals. Of all the scenes in the movie, hers most exemplifies "edgy" as she is completely blindfolded when her partner, Jean Val Jean, uses a paddle to caress and spank her titties, belly, pussy, and tongue. She's also blindfolded when she gives him a very slobbery and noisy blowjob. And, to prove she's a nasty and edgy bitch, Jayna and Jean also exchange lots of spit. Her nastiness is also confirmed when she takes a large butt plug (and, later, a string of anal beads) up her ass so that Jean can double-penetrate her and when she sucks her ass juices off toys and cock. And, she laps up and swallows Jean's semen at the end of the scene. Yes, director Robby D. gets the BEST girls for Teen America.

Lee Stone!

I know it's odd for me--a guy--to single out another guy's sexual performance. However, Lee always gives 125% in every scene--at least all those I've seen him in. His physical strength makes it possible for him to hold girls above his head so he can eat their pussies while standing. He can also hold up girls and fuck them while standing. In one movie, he actually carried a girl down a staircase and across a house while fucking her! He's an awesome guy--both on-screen and in person. If he's in a scene, it's probably incendiary.

Toys and props!

I don't think that any other series better employs scintillating toys and props than Teen America. From anal butt-plugs to bulbous anal beads to gags to handcuffs to leashes, Teen America: Mission #5 goes the extra mile to visually excite the viewer while respecting the performers. In other words, it looks damn good but the girls don't get hurt.

Edgy--almost "rough"--sex!

In addition to the superb use of toys and props, the girls get into some pretty kinky sex: paddling, spanking, choking, spit-swapping, cum-swallowing, and, of course, lots of anal sex. There are also several double-penetrations (butt-plug or anal beads and cock).

Eye contact!

Director Robby D. knows that we want the girls to pay attention to us as well as to their on-screen male partners. So, he has them look right at us, through the camera lens, as they're sucking cock, fucking, and gobbling semen.


Be sure to look at the photo gallery to see what the girls wear in this movie. In Mission 5, I was particularly inflamed by the oh-so-sexy outfit worn by Sandra Shine in her scene with Devon. Pitter-patter went my heart.

Plot and conversations!

Each of the scenes has a very cute plot including a role for the girl to play (including varying and quite creative "day jobs" for each girl). During the "interview" segment in the set-up for each scene, "Jack," behind the camera, and the featured girl carry out the plot with what appears to be a completely unscripted conversation. These chats are quite endearing and give you an insight into each girl's real personality.


She's NEVER been better!

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): The widescreen video is the best of any Teen America episode I've seen. Lighting, camera angles, and color balance are all very good. I'm not giving the video a perfect five-star rating for only one reason: I've seen what Robby D. can do in breathtaking movies like Teagan: All American Girl. Although the video in this movie is superb, it's not that magnificent. Four and one-half stars!

Audio (technical): The audio was well recorded and presented in 5.1 Dolby Digital. Since there's really no musical soundtrack, the 5.1 Dolby seems to be a bit overkill. Still, the moans and groans, as well as the dialog, are clear and crisp, if not out-of-the-ordinary. Four stars.

Extras: The Extras are pretty minimal in comparison to other contemporary adult DVD releases. Of course, there's a Chapter Index and Scene Access. There's also a manually-operated Photo Gallery and a self-running Slide Show (same photos as the Photo Gallery accompanied by up-beat music). Trailers of other Digital Playground releases and company contact information round out the offerings. Three stars.

Aesthetics: From a visual perspective, the aesthetics are very nice. The locations in which the scene setups and sexual encounters occur are exceptional-looking homes. The girls wear outfits that superbly support their "roles" in the movie and are nicely made-up. On the other hand, there was no attempt to support the on-screen action with music. Four stars.  

Average sex rating: 4.70
Average video rating: 4.50
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 4.00
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.44

X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)

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