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Jenna Haze's Legs Up Hose Down


Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 2/28/11
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Genre: All sex.
Director: Jenna Haze.
Cast: Jenna Haze, Zoe Voss, Scott Nails, Tori Black, Prince Yahshua, April O'Neil, James Deen, Faye Reagan, Lexi Belle, Marie Luv, Mark Ashley, Lily LeBeau, Mick Blue, Toni Ribas, Voodoo.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Jenna Haze, Tori Black.
Length: 05:19
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: One for condom-free sex and the second for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Jenna Haze and Tori Black.

Synopsis

Legs Up Hose Down is a seven scene all-sex romp directed by superstar Jenna Haze. As you can imagine, given the movie's name, Legs Up Hose Down has two strong themes...leg and foot worship and stockinged legs.

Legs Up Hose Down clocks in at about five and one-third hours. That's about twice the sex in most movies. Believe me, you'll really get a lot of fuck for your buck!

But, quantity isn't enough. I'm here to tell you that the quality of this movie is very good in most respects. Primarily, the sex rocks. There are seven A+ scenes! Most of the scenes scored more than five out of five while a couple earned almost five. That's damned impressive.

And, there are a variety of scenes, from boy/girl to boy/girl/girl to boy/boy/girl to girl/girl/girl. There's something for everybody...especially those who love long stocking-clad legs.

Director Jenna Haze did a very nice job with the locations, scene set-ups, wardrobe, and makeup. You might consider the wardrobe and makeup to be unconventional. But, I think they show great creativity.

There are also some very nice special video effects employed during the tease segments that begin each scene. I like the chic black-and-white look used in a couple of the teases.

Speaking of scene setups...most of the scenes begin with a conventional striptease. But, Scenes Three and Seven have setups that would give the pope a hard-on. In Scene Three, magnificent April O'Neil takes a sexy bubble bath and shaves her legs. And, in Scene Seven, Jenna Haze gets dressed in way-sexy lingerie so that she can take it off later for Voodoo.

Two of the girls in this movie are completely new to me, and I am impressed with both. Long and lithe Zoe Voss is a real fashion model while April O'Neil has a body that defies explanation. I am also impressed with Lily LeBeau. I've seen her with several girls...but this is the first time I've enjoyed her performance with guys. Believe me, she's a girl to watch.

Legs Up Hose Down is definitely worth getting your hands on. It's worth having in your permanent library. And, it's one of my rare XCritic Picks.

By the way, I fucked Stoya the whole time I previewed this movie. Click here to see how.

Check out some photos of the girls in Legs Up Hose Down here. Pay particular attention to the photos of April O'Neil. What a body! Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Legs Up Hose Down can be accessed here.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl/anal (minimal).
Performers: Jenna Haze, Zoe Voss, Scott Nails.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in very sexy black fishnet pantyhose and sporting make-up that makes them look cat-like, Jenna Haze and Zoe Voss give us one-on-one striptease shows that are guaranteed to make our cocks swell or pussies drip. These teases, which are presented in very chic and attractive black-and-white and are accompanied by well-chosen music (there's a different soundtrack for each girl), zero-in on the girls' pretty legs and feet and their titillating pantyhose. And, of course, they highlight the girls' very sensuous and erotic movements as well as their skillful masturbation techniques.

As the scene unfolds, the girls join Scott Nails in a very nicely appointed living room and, while straddling him so that he can enjoy every second and every nuance, make out with each other eagerly. They kiss each other, caress each other's bodies, and finger each other's pussies (Scott gallantly rips an opening in Zoe's pantyhose so that Jenna can give her cunnilingus). Soon, Scott can no longer restrain himself. So, he slips his cock out of his pants so that Zoe can give him a hot foot job. Quickly, Jenna joins in and sucks Scott's cock while Zoe continues to stroke it with her feet. Then, the girls give Scott out-of-this-world two-girls-on-one-dick fellatio.The girls try to outdo each other while pleasuring Scott's penis. They use their hands and mouths and swallow him balls-deep. Later, Scott repays the girls by simultaneously finger-fucking both their pussies. And, the girls minister to each other's vaginas, too.

Of course, foreplay leads to sex...which begins in kneeling doggie and progresses through several more positions (see list below) as Scott takes turn fucking one juicy hole after the other in round-robin fashion. Meanwhile, the girls pleasure each other and Scott as the three individuals morph into a superbly-crafted three-headed sex machine. Believe me, a great deal of sexual skill and prowess is on display throughout the remainder of this hotter-than-hell scene.

There's a minimal amount of anal sex, too. Jenna finger-fucks her own asshole while Scott plows her pussy. So, she gets, in essence, a mini double-penetration (DP). But, this scene is primarily vaginal.

To end this orgasmic scene, Scott reams Zoe's cunt in piledriver until he's ready to cum. At the last second, he pulls out and shoots his voluminous load all over the outside of her pussy and asshole. Then, naughty Jenna laps up the semen with her tongue and eats it. Jenna also scoops up fingers-full of cum from Zoe's asshole and feeds it to her.

This scene is why I watch porn! Outstanding.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, masturbation, spanking, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, foot/leg worship, tit sucking, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, multiple-girl fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, gagging, balls suckling, foot job.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she cums), kneeling doggie (she cums), spoon (she cums), on-her-side, piledriver (she cums).
Anal Positions: Anal finger fucking; DP with cock/finger.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Exterior pussy/anus.

Sex rating: 5.00 (points totaled 5.225)
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90

What I Liked Most:

  • The girls' make-up is highly unusual and very appealing.
  • The girls' teases segments are really well done. You'll definitely want to refrain from fast-forwarding or otherwise skipping these pre-sex shows.
  • During the girls' tease sequences, they lock their eyes with ours so that we can share their lust.
  • The girls give Scott a two-girls-on-one-dick blowjob.
  • Outstanding chemistry develops among the trio. They become a well-crafted sex machine in which everybody does everything possible to please the others.
  • Jenna's use of naughty language is, to say the least, incendiary.
  • Jenna Haze's moves are incredibly hot...especially in reverse cowgirl.
  • Jenna's juicy cunt drenches Scott's cock with girl juice. Zoe's generous pussy liberally coats Scott's rod, too.
  • Zoe sits on Scott's face and fucks it while he, in turn, plows Jenna's cunt.
  • The girls take time to minister to their own pleasure needs. Jenna not only fucks her own pussy, but she also suckles her own toes.
  • The girls do plenty to please each other while Scott reams one of their pussies.
  • The girls' orgasms are real and cause them untold pleasure. Jenna's body, in particular, starts to rebel against the non-stop pleasure! "Oh, my God, it's too good! I swear to God I'm just like one continuous fucking orgasm!"
  • Scott fucks Zoe's pussy in piledriver. How sexy!
  • Jenna scoops Scott's semen out of her cunt at the end of the scene...and then eats it!
  • There are superb close-ups throughout the scene.
  • There is chic black-and-white video during the scene setup while the girls dance and pose provocatively for us.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The lighting and color leave a great deal to be desired. Portions of the video are overexposed (too light), the color balance is often unflattering to the girls' fleshtones, and there is occasional lens flare.
  • I wish that anal sex had gone beyond finger-fucking. Jenna loves to get her asshole reamed and I'm surprised she didn't during this scene.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal.
Performers: Tori Black, Prince Yahshua

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in bright green tights and a matching green and turquoise bra, AVN Female Performer of the Year (2011) and 2009 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Tori Black poses and dances erotically for us as rhythmic music provides the beat. Tori's long and pretty stockinged legs and her generous and shapely ass take center stage as Tori struts her stuff in a long hallway in a very chic home. And, Tori teases the hell out of us by baring her cute breasts, by jiggling and baring her fine ass cheeks (great camerawork), and by flirting with us using her sparkling eyes and pretty smile.

In due course, Tori walks into a very nice living room, lays on the couch, and continues to unabashedly tease us. She even caresses and licks her own legs, shoves her hand into her panty hose, and strokes her labia and clit in missionary and doggie.

As the scene continues, Prince Yahshua steps into the living room to join Tori. As his huge cock strains the fabric of his pants, he wantonly licks, caresses, and spanks Tori's sexy body, worships her feet and legs with his mouth, and eats her pussy through the fabric of her pantyhose. Tori's lust ignites immediately and, in response, she shoves Prince down onto the couch, straddles him, and gives him a full-body lap dance while he caresses her curves, licks her feet and flesh, and suckles her tits.

Foreplay soon accelerates as Tori pulls Prince's huge cock out of his pants and attacks it with her greedy mouth. Then, to prove her dominance, she straddles him in 69 so that he can gobble her pussy (Prince has to tear a hole in Tori's pantyhose) while she, in turn, deep-throats his lucky cock (lots of drool!). Then, to prove he's the man, Prince stands and lifts Tori, upside down, so that the two can enjoy standing 69. Before moving on to sex, Tori spends some time fucking Prince's face.

When Tori simply has to get fucked, she mounts him in cowgirl and fucks him (vaginally) like a wild animal. Very high energy vaginal sex continues unabated in several positions including hotter-than-hell standing cowgirl (he lifts and carries Tori as she dances on his dick while facing him). During vaginal sex, Tori and Prince spend lots of time between positions pleasuring each other orally (she does great [and very slobbery] pussy-to-mouth and he ravenously eats her pussy and asshole).

The best part of the scene, however, begins when Prince opens Tori's asshole with multiple fingers. Once her sphincter has relaxed, he shoves his cock into her asshole and fucks her frantically in doggie while she encourages him with non-stop naughty commentary and shrieks of pleasure. Randy Tori experiences one ass-gasm after another as they enjoy several anal positions (see list below). She even gets both of her holes stuffed at the same time with fingers and cock.

To finish this "A+" scene, Prince frantically reams Tori's asshole as she straddles him in side-saddle cowgirl. Then, at the last second, he pulls out and then Tori drops to her knees, tilts her head back, and opens her mouth to receive his load. After he fills her mouth with his semen, she milks/sucks him dry and then shows us her full mouth. The video cuts away before we get to see if she swallows.

Foreplay: Striptease, stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, masturbation, spanking, caressing/fondling, foot/leg worship, lap dance, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, clit stroking/jacking, face fucking, 69, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, standing cowgirl.
Anal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl (she cums), reverse cowgirl (she cums), kneeling doggie, spoon, on-her-side; anal tongue fucking; DP with cock/fingers and two sets of fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth.

Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.00

What I Liked Most:

  • Excellent chemistry develops between Tori and Prince. They have a great time together.
  • Tori is quite assertive in getting what she wants from Prince. She even straddles him and pins him down with her body so that she can have her way with him.
  • Prior to oral sex, Tori gives Prince an awesome full-body lap dance as she straddles and pins his body against the couch.
  • Tori and Prince share 69 during foreplay. I love 69 and wish more couples would enjoy it during their sex scenes. Even better, Prince stands so that Tori, upside down, can deep-throat his cock while he gorges himself on her pussy juices.
  • Prince takes time between positions to eat and finger-fuck Tori's pussy, worship her feet and legs, pull her hair, spank her ass cheeks, and rim/tongue fuck her asshole.
  • Tori, too, uses respites between positions to suck Prince's cock down her capacious mouth using pussy- and ass-to-mouth.
  • Tori confidently tells Prince to do exactly what she wants him to do and then rewards him with ecstatic groans and torrents of nasty vocabulary.
  • Tori gets her asshole royally reamed. She even takes cock/finger and multiple-finger double penetrations.
  • Tori's asshole gapes beautifully after being reamed by Prince's king-sized cock. Her glorious pussy gapes, too, and looks like a pretty pink butterfly when its wings (her outer labia) flutter as Prince reams her asshole.
  • Tori does lots of nasty ass-to-mouth (ATM) during the scene. She gobbles his balls, too.
  • Tori's mouth spews an almost non-stop flow of very motivating--and quite nasty--commentary.
  • Prince really loves fucking Tori's holes and does so with extreme energy and redline-speed strokes.
  • The sex is very high energy and causes both horny bodies to become drenched with sweat.
  • Tori experiences multiple ass-gasms during the scene.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The lighting and color leave a great deal to be desired. Portions of the video are overexposed (too light), the color balance is often unflattering to the girls' fleshtones, and there is occasional lens flare.
  • There are numerous video craftsmanship problems, including jerky camera movements, soft and fuzzy video, and an excessive amount of oblique camera angles.
  • There is some static in the audio track.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: April O'Neil, James Deen

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Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a red satin bathrobe, busty and beautiful April O'Neil walks into her elegant bathroom, tests the temperature of the water in her tub, removes and hangs up her bathrobe (you'll gasp when you see her fantastic body) and then climbs into the tub. I really don't want to tell you much about the next few minutes, during which April erotically bathes in soapy water and shaves her glorious legs, because I don't want to ruin it for you. This scene set-up is MUST-SEE! Now, excuse me while I watch April bathe and give her yet another load!

OK...I'm back. Once April is squeaky clean and smoothly shaven, she gets out of the tub and towels off (excellent camera angles highlight her fabulous flesh) and fixes her long and flowing brunette hair. Just then, James Deen steps into the bathroom, spies magnificent April and, of course, can't keep his hands off of her. He caresses and kisses her, slips off her towel so that he can squeeze and suckle her fantastic tits, and squeezes her ass cheeks. April loves his touch and lets her assertive side take control as she pushes him down onto the tub's edge, mounts him, and gives him a to-die-for stark-naked lap dance. James takes complete advantage of the situation to ravish giggling April with kisses and caresses. And, he spends lots of time pleasuring her pretty legs and feet...feet that she skillfully uses to give him a foot job after he pulls down his pants.

As foreplay intensifies, April sucks James' semi-erect cock to full mast (she swallows him balls-deep and makes sexy stringers from her mouth to his rod) while he encourages her with his words and by pulling her pretty brunette hair. She even sucks his balls and fucks them with her bounteous tits! To show his gratitude for April's excellent oral skills, James repays her by skillfully stroking her labia with his fingers and by multiple-finger-fucking her juicy hole.

James finds April's pussy to be dripping wet when he probes it with his fingers, so, temporarily bypassing cunnilingus, he has her sit on his lap and then she fucks him with hot and sexy moves in cowgirl as her fine titties dance joyfully. Then, before moving on to multi-orgasmic missionary sex, James positions April atop the sink so that he can give her outstanding orgasm-inducing cunnilingus. April and James continue to enjoy incendiary vaginal sex in several positions during the next half hour or so (she list below and click the links to see photos). They even fuck in the shower for a few minutes...perhaps because they work up such a sweat outside the shower! Best of all, they have a hell of a good time together and pretty April cums and cums and cums some more!

Perhaps the best part of the scene comes last: April wraps her magnificent breasts around James' cock and fucks it until she makes him cum. Streams of high-energy semen explode from his dick and then splatter onto her flesh as she continues to stroke him until not another drop of semen remains in his penis. Then, to make sure he's completely empty, she sucks him dry.

Although the year 2011 is still young (it's February as I write this review), I definitely think that this is going to be one of the best boy/girl couplings of the year. It's fucking awesome and needs to be on your must-see list!

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, water play, soapy bath, shaving of legs, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, foot/leg worship, tit sucking and squeezing, lap dance, finger-fucking, multiple finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls sucking, foot job.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she cums), standing doggie (she cums), on-her-side (she cums), standing face-to-face, standing cowgirl.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Breasts.

Sex rating: 5.00 (points total 5.125)
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • I am really impressed by April O'Neil. What a fantastic fuck! Not only is her body oh-so-desirable (her tits are fantastic!), but she's also a really demonstrative fuck. And, she's not at all afraid to get what she wants from her guy (Is there anything hotter than a girl who really wants you?).
  • The soapy bath scene set-up, coupled with the footage of April shaving her legs, is fucking awesome.
  • April gives James a nude lap dance during the scene set-up.
  • The chemistry that develops between April and James is definitely incendiary. They have a hell of a good time together! April even giggles with delight.
  • James takes time to lick April's pussy, kiss her open mouth, squeeze her breasts, jack her clit, and rim her asshole between positions.
  • James gives April off-the-charts cunnilingus during sex. April does ravenous pussy-to-mouth, too.
  • April's fucking moves are very hot and sexy...no matter what position she and James use.
  • April is an extremely demonstrative fuck. One look at her lust-filled eyes speaks volumes. Watching her tremble with pleasure completes the story. She has a certain way about her...so excited...so happy to be in the moment. What a woman!
  • James lifts April and lets her dance on his dick as he holds her aloft in standing cowgirl.
  • The sex is hot and sweat-inducing. April's definitely going to need another bath after sex with James!
  • April's numerous orgasms are volcanic, real, and give her untold pleasure.
  • April and James have sex in the shower as streams of water sluice off their bodies.
  • At the end of the scene, April uses her magnificent tits to jack off James. What a great way to cum!
  • Given the restricted space in the bathroom, I'm very impressed with the creativity of the couple in using numerous sexual positions.
  • The camera angles are very effective. I especially like the POV footage during pussy-to-mouth. The shot-from-below shots during standing doggie are amazing, too.
  • The musical soundtrack during the setup of this scene is superb.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There are a few video craftsmanship problems, including some jerky camera movements.
  • The editing occasionally causes a lack of continuity.
  • I wish there had been more emphasis on April's pretty asshole. James does rim it. But, a little finger-fucking would have been nice!
  • There is some ambient background noise that is a bit annoying.

Scene 4

Scene Type: All girl threesome.
Performers: Faye Reagan, Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in ballerina outfits Jenna Haze, Faye Reagan, and Lexi Belle dance, tease, and strip one at a time to the beat of rhythmic music. Lexi Belle is up first, and she does an excellent job inflaming our lust...especially since we love long and pretty legs encased in hose. Lexi not only dances and teases, but she also masturbates by rubbing her pretty labia and clit with her manicured fingers. Eventually, a change in the musical soundtrack signals Lexi's departure and the beginning of sweet Faye Reagan's tease segment. As color and black-and-white footage captures the action, sexy Faye struts down a staircase one tread at a time while teasing the hell out of us by revealing one of her fine assets (aren't her tits beautiful?) at a time. Of course, since this is a leg and hose themed movie, we get lots of opportunities to worship Faye's long legs and nicely pedicured feet. Finally, director and superstar Jenna Haze gets a chance to tease and please. Jenna spends a great deal of time showing off her fine legs. But, she also gives us an up-close-and-personal introduction to her perfect small breasts, too. And, her pretty brown eyes lock with ours for several delicious minutes.

When Jenna's tease comes to an end, she's seated in the center of an elegant couch. Then, exuding sex appeal, Faye and Lexi join her and the girls take a few minutes to size each other up and to entice each other with their sexy bodies. Then, in unison, Faye and Lexi pounce on Jenna and make her the center of the attention by lavishing her with caresses, kisses, and suckles. Of course, they stroke and lick her sexy stockings and shapely legs. They even tear openings in the nylon so they can have better access to Jenna's feet. As you can imagine, Jenna loves it and giggles with delight!

The girls continue to make out for a few minutes as Faye becomes the center of attention. Soon, they form a "love train" so that they can each pleasure another..and gradually bare their breasts and pussies.

Outstanding girl-on-girl cunnilingus then develops as the girls greedily eat--and finger-fuck--each other's pussies in missionary, kneeling doggie, and pussy-on-pussy grinding (tribbing). Of course, the girls take turns being the center of attention. Thus, each one gets pleasured by two of her girlfriends at the same time. Jenna sums it up nicely when she tells Lexi and Faye: "Work together to get me off." Indeed. In fact, sometimes two girls eat and finger-fuck a pussy at the same time!

Eventually, Jenna grabs a toy and uses it to masturbate while Faye and Lexi enjoy hotter-than-hell tribbing. One the other girls see the toy, they grab it and use it to pound Jenna through an amazing orgasm. After Jenna cums, Faye laps up her juices and then shoves the toy back into Jenna's cunt for more intense in-and-out-action. Jenna gets so inflamed that she even finger fucks her own asshole and gives herself, in essence, a double-penetration.

Later, Jenna gets to enjoy every man's dream when Lexi and Faye double-stack each other (in doggie with Lexi on top) so that Jenna can eat and multiple-finger-fuck both cunts at once. Then, as the scene continues, Faye and Lexi lie side by side on the couch--in missionary--so that Jenna can play with both of them at once--and make them both cum repeatedly. Wow! What I wouldn't give to be in Jenna's place right now! In due course, Lexi, too, gets a chance to fuck both her girlfriends at once. Lucky girl!

To end the scene, Lexi and Faye work together to give Jenna one more earth-shattering orgasm. Then, the girls kiss and nurse on Faye's breasts to celebrate their untold pleasure and innumerable orgasms.

Foreplay: Striptease; mutual stripping; body kissing/licking; masturbation (she cums); spanking; caressing/groping; foot/leg worship; ass jiggling; tit sucking, squeezing, and slapping; nipple biting; cunnilingus (she cums); finger-fucking; clit stroking/jacking; labia slapping; face fucking; girl-on-girl rimming; anal massage.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie, standing doggie (she cums), tribbing, face-fucking.
Anal Positions: Finger-fucking; DP with toy/finger.
Girl cums: Often.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 5.00 (points total 5.10)
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • Faye Reagan is adorable. Her multitudinous freckles scream out: "I'm so cute!" and her all-natural breasts (and puffy areolas) are to-die-for.
  • Lexi Belle does an excellent job during her tease segment. There's no way you can watch this and not want to worship her feet and legs!
  • The girls look so good together. And, they fuck so well together, too. This scene was cast extremely well because the girls' looks and sexual appetites complement each other perfectly.
  • The girls' ballerina outfits are unusual and easy on the eyes.
  • I know I've said it often about other scenes in this movie, but the sexual chemistry among the trio is very hot.
  • The girls spend lots of time looking deep into our eyes through the camera's lens.
  • The girls' cunnilingus skills are superb. Each girl really knows how to eat pussy!
  • The girls are quite assertive with each other. They really want each other...to please each other and themselves. Jenna is especially confident and boldly sits on and fucks her girlfriends' faces.
  • The girls pay lots of attention to their girlfriends' sexy legs and feet. There's lots of leg licking and toe suckling.
  • Jenna and Lexi zero-in on Faye's fine breasts. One of the girls is often suckling them.
  • As always, Jenna's use of torrents of naughty language to inflame her partners is incendiary.
  • The girls function very well as a trio. They are like a well-designed sex machine.
  • Faye and Lexi rub their pussies together using hot-as-hell tribbing. Their technique is, to say the least, titillating!
  • The girls use toys to pleasure themselves and each other.
  • The girl's orgasms come often and with great intensity. Lexi's orgasm, caused by Faye's superb cunnilingus technique, is totally off the charts.
  • There's a bit of anal sex and some toy/finger DP action, too.
  • Jenna gets and opportunity to multiple-finger-fuck (and eat) both Faye and Lexi at the same time. She gives them both orgasms and then lets them suck her fingers clean.
  • Lexi humps Faye's ass cheeks with her pussy.
  • Jenna chokes Faye to increase the intensity of an orgasm she receives when Lexi frantically fucks her cunt. Faye's body trembles uncontrollably when she cums.
  • The special video effects during the girls' tease segments--including black-and-white and vintage film effects--are really well done.
  • The location used for this scene is very nice. The music, too, was well chosen and nicely supports the on-screen action during the scene set-ups.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The color balance and camera exposure settings leave a great deal to be desired. During portions of the video, the image jumps from light to darker as the camera automatically changes its f:stop.
  • There are numerous video craftsmanship problems, including jerky camera movements, soft and fuzzy video, and an excessive amount of oblique camera angles.
  • There is some ambient background noise that is a bit annoying.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Marie Luv, Mark Ashley

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a bright purple leotard with a blaring yellow belt and matching hose, chocolate seductress Marie Luv dances and poses erotically to the beat of well-chosen music. She establishes intense eye contact with us, shows off her contortionist skills (Damn! She's flexible!) and never-ending legs, caresses her flesh, works her muscular ass cheeks for us (Wow!), bares her pretty all-natural titties and squeezes her rock-hard nipples, and strokes her still-clothed pussy. Marie becomes so fucking horny during her tease routine that her girl juices soak through the crotch of her leotard. Sweet! Believe me, Marie's show is so fucking hot that your cock will ache or your pussy will drip!

Eventually, Mark Ashley joins Marie and begins to fondle her pretty body. He plays lots of attention to her long and lovely legs and to her still-clothed pussy. He spanks her labia, gives her a wedgie, tugs aside the crotch of her leotard, spreads her labia, frantically jacks her erect clit, and then eagerly finger-fucks her vagina. Marie loves his touch and coos with unmistakable lust.

Soon, Mark strips off his own pants and presents his mammoth and fully erect cock to Marie for her enjoyment. She gives him a damned fine blowjob and foot job while he encourages her with his words. Then, to repay her, Mark buries his face between her legs and gives her ravenous cunnilingus and rims her asshole, too. Mark does such a fine job with his tongue that he gives her the first of many orgasms.

Foreplay soon morphs into sex when Mark plunges his dick into Marie's cunt and fucks her to orgasm in missionary. Marie loves it so much that rivers of girl juice flow from her pretty pussy. As the scene continues to unfold, vaginal sex continues for a while in kneeling doggie. But, the best part of the scene begins when Mark slides his cock out of Marie's pussy (in doggie) and then inches it into her ass for some raucous anal in-and-out action that provides sexy Marie with ass-gasms in every anal position they use (see list below). And, what ass-gasms they are! Sexy Marie's body trembles and convulses uncontrollably as untold pleasure courses through her body. Marie even ups the ante by using a pocket rocket to vibrate her clit while Mark reams her asshole.

Even though most of the remainder of the scene is devoted to anal in-and-out action, Mark doesn't neglect Marie's pussy. In fact, he switches back and forth between her holes to keep them both happy! And, he ravenously eats her cunt when she straddles and fucks his face.

To end this very intense and extremely pleasurable scene, Mark pounds Marie's pussy in doggie until he's ready to explode. At the last second, he pulls out and blasts his load all over the outside of her ass cheeks and into her shapely cleavage. As Marie erotically shakes her ass cheeks, rivers of semen flow down her butt crack and into her pussy. A sweet ending for a hot scene.

Foreplay: Striptease, masturbation, foot/leg worship, tit squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, tongue-fucking, labia slapping, wedgie (with panties), handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, gagging, boy-on-girl rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side (she cums).
Anal Positions: Missionary (she cums), reverse cowgirl (she cums), kneeling doggie (she cums), spoon (she cums), on-her-side (she cums), on-her-belly (she cums).
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Ass cheeks.

Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.00

What I Liked Most:

  • Marie Luv is hot! Check out her magnificent legs, her perfectly-toned ass cheeks, and her mischievous smile. And, I love the look of her bright pink pussy surrounded with chocolate brown flesh!
  • Marie gives us an outstanding dance routine during the scene setup. She's not only extremely flexible, but she knows how to move her body to the maximum effect.
  • Marie's pussy gets so fucking wet during the scene setup that her girl juice soaks through her panties! Her generous vagina continues to supply an ample amount of lube throughout the entire scene.
  • I am really impressed with Marie's performance during this scene. She's a damned fine fuck with a hair-trigger orgasm trip...especially when she's getting her asshole reamed!
  • Mark does an outstanding job eating Marie's pussy. He makes her cum with his mouth. Maybe that's why such incendiary chemistry develops between them.
  • Marie is somewhat of a contortionist and moves her body in numerous almost-unbelievable positions while she and Mark fuck.
  • Mark takes time between positions to fuck Marie's pussy and asshole with his fingers and tongue. And, he kisses her open mouth, rims her asshole, and repeatedly spanks and jiggles her fantastic ass cheeks to increase her pleasure, too.
  • Foot fanatics will love the amount of emphasis given to Marie's pretty legs and feet. Mark can't keep his hands--or mouth--off of them.
  • Mark fucks Marie's ass cleavage between in-and-out positions. So few performers do this technique and I'm always pleased to see it.
  • Marie is a very demonstrative fuck. Not only does she fuck back with abandon but she also inflames our lust (and Mark's!) with very naughty commentary and growls ecstatically. And, you'll love the look of unbridled lust in her eyes.
  • This is a very anal-intensive scene. Not only do Marie and Mark fuck anally in several hot positions, but she also experiences world-class ass-gasms in anal missionary, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side, and on-her-belly. In fact, Marie's ass-gasms are out of this world! Her entire body convulses uncontrollably.
  • Marie's asshole gapes beautifully when Mark momentarily pulls out of it.
  • Mark squirts a massive amount of lube onto--and into--Marie's asshole to lubricate the works.
  • Marie uses a pocket-rocket vibrator to play with her clit while Mark reams her asshole. Excellent!
  • Marie sits on--and fucks--Mark's face between positions.
  • Marie performs greedy ass-to-mouth on Mark's dick between positions.
  • Mark splatters Marie's butt cheeks with his semen at the end of the scene. Hot!
  • The camera angles used during the scene are very effective.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There are numerous jerky camera movements during the scene.

Scene 6

Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl threesome.
Performers: Lily LaBeau, Mick Blue, Toni Ribas.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Displayed in video that has been artistically and effectively enhanced in a grainy sort of way, girl-to-watch Lily LaBeau dances erotically for us to begin Scene Six. Pretty blond Lily is dressed in a very sexy black outfit with sheer black hose and garters. Whew! That's hot, girl! As Lily moves seductively, the camera worships her body, very, pretty face, and long legs. Lily worships back by erotically removing bits and pieces of her outfit so that out eyes get to feast on her beauty.

As Lily dances, she moves around a very nicely furnished living room until she comes to an upholstered platform. She lies atop the platform to continue her tease show by showing off her pretty legs and by stroking her pussy with her knowing fingers. And, she fucks us with her wicked eyes, too.

Eventually Mick Blue and Toni Ribas join Lily and begin to ravish her body with her hands, mouths, and tongues. Her mouth, legs, ass, tits, and pussy all get lots of attention as Lily tells them exactly what they must do if they want her pussy. Lily gets precisely what she wants and, in appreciation, she pulls both guys' dicks out of their pants so that she can stroke them with her hands. Soon, those dicks are getting lots of use as the guys fuck her hose and her mouth with them. Meanwhile, Mick pleases Lily's pussy with his mouth and hands.

Mick's dick simply cannot wait another second. So, he slides behind her, while she's blowing Toni, and fucks her with high-energy strokes in spoon. As the scene unfolds, the guys take turns plowing Lily's pussy in doggie (she fucks back so well!) cowgirl, missionary, reverse cowgirl, on-her-side, spoon, and on-her-belly. While one guy's reaming Lily's hole, she ravenously sucks the other's lucky dick. And, they double-fuck her vagina with cock/fingers and two sets of fingers.

To end this raucous scene, both guys jack off onto Lily's face and into her mouth while she kneels on the floor between them. Not one to waste, Lily swallows their seed. Good girl!

Note: One of my rules for boy/boy/girl sex is that there needs to be double-penetration or I take off one-half point from the scene's score. In this case, the guys did not give Lily a conventional anus/vagina DP with their cocks. But, they did DP her pussy with cock and fingers. So, following the letter of the "law," the scene doesn't get a point penalty.

Foreplay: Striptease, kissing, body kissing/licking, masturbation, caressing/fondling, foot/leg worship, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, the guys fuck the crook of her leg behind her bent knee.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl (she cums), reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, on-her-side (she cums), on-her-belly (she cums), piledriver, double-vaginal with two sets of fingers.
Anal Positions: Finger fucking; DP with cock/finger.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open-mouth facials; she swallows.

Sex rating: 5.00 (points total 5.125)
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • Lily LaBeau is rapidly gaining my attention as one of the hottest of the more recent porn stars. She's equally as compelling with girls as she is with guys. For example, see my review of Her Little Secret.
  • Lily's all-natural body is quite attractive. But, her pretty face melts my heart!
  • Lily is quite assertive in getting what she wants from the guys. She tells them exactly what she wants and they give it to her!
  • Lily gives the guys superb pussy-to-mouth. After one guy temporarily finishes with her cunt, she sucks her juices off his rod while the other guy slides in and fucks her pussy.
  • In most boy/boy/girl scenes, the girl is so busy pleasing two cocks that she doesn't have time for herself. In particular, few girls in b/b/g scenes actually cum. Congratulations to Lily for not only making both guys cum, but for getting off herself.
  • I'm not sure what director Jenna Haze does to ignite such incendiary chemistry among her performers. But, whatever it does, really works. Damn, Lily and her guys go nuts over each other. The chemistry is particularly noticeable between Toni Ribas and Lily.
  • Mick makes sure he pleasures all of Lily's fine body. He rims her asshole, tongue-fucks her pussy, and worships her feet and legs with his mouth and hands.
  • Toni takes a more "edgy" role with Lily than does Mick. He smothers her face, chokes her throat, spits in her mouth, sits on her face, tea-bags her mouth, pulls on her hair, and slaps her tits, too.
  • Mick fucks Lily in oh-so-sexy piledriver.
  • Lily uses very sexy moves to fuck back...often in perfect sync with her guy's pistoning cock.
  • Lily's panties play a central role in the scene. The guys tie them around their cocks, sheathe their cocks with them, use them to give Lily wedgies, and fuck her pussy with them. After they remove her underwear from her cunt, she sucks them with her mouth!
  • This scene is really chock full of exciting sex. There's never a dull moment!
  • The guys fuck Lily's pussy in round-robin style during doggie. They take turns reaming her!
  • Even though Lily's mouth is almost always stuffed with cock, she's able to scream ecstatically and motivate us all her her lust-filled words.
  • Toni double-stuffs Lily's pussy by shoving several fingers into it while he fucks it with his cock.
  • Lily uses her feet to fuck Toni's cock.
  • Lily swallows her guys' semen at the end of the scene. She knows not to waste. Good girl!
  • There are very good special video effects during the scene and top-notch close-ups, too. The camera angles, too, are superb...especially the shot-from-below angles used during Lily's striptease.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • During portions of the video, the image jumps from light to darker as the camera automatically changes its f:stop.
  • There are numerous video craftsmanship problems, including jerky camera movements, soft and fuzzy video, and an excessive amount of oblique camera angles.
  • The editor did not provide transitioning footage between sexual positions.
  • I wish there had been some anal sex. There's a bit of rimming, but that's all.

Scene 7

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Jenna Haze, Voodoo

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Although Scene Three's bathtub scene setup is the hottest, I think, in Legs Up Hose Down, the scenario in Scene Seven is fucking hot, too. Gloriously nude Jenna Haze steps into her lavish bathroom to get dressed in sexy lingerie and to prepare herself for sex with Voodoo. Little-by-little, Jenna layers on one sexy article of clothing after another and takes special care donning her shear nude-colored hose (Excellent musical soundtrack and titillating camera angles highlight the action!). Once Jenna is dressed, she applies lip gloss and caresses her curves, sending tingles of ecstasy throughout her sexy body. She even fondles her erect and hard nipples. Meanwhile, we worship her up-close-and-personal through the camera lens.

In due course, Jenna leave the bathroom and crawls across a long leather couch while continuing to tease the hell out of us with her stocking-clad legs and one-of-a kind body. She even masturbates a bit for us!

After a while, Jenna moves to her bed, lies atop it, and continues to tease and please. This time, however, she divides her eye contact with us and with Voodoo, who's off camera. Inflamed with lust at the sight of sexy Jenna, Voodoo soon steps out of the shadows and joins Jenna on the bed. Voodoo begins by ravishing Jenna's feet and legs with his tongue and hands while Jenna encourages him with her as-always well-chosen naughty words. Soon, he's kneading, licking, kissing, and spanking her ass cheeks as she lies on her belly. Eventually, Voodoo rolls Jenna over onto her back and drops his pants so that she can give him an erotic foot job as her silky hose caress his lucky dick. His lucky penis also takes great pleasure in her erotic double-fisted handjob and slobbery fellatio techniques. She even strokes his cock with her feet and sucks it at the same time! Talk about flexible! Meanwhile, he pulls on her long brunette hair, spanks her firm and shapely ass cheeks, and groans with delight.

As the scene unfolds, Voodoo moves Jenna into doggie, tugs aside her pretty panties, and then gives her an outstanding rim job and superb cunnilingus. Off-the-charts and orgasm-inducing cunnilingus continues for a few delicious minutes in missionary. Then, Voodoo slides his rock-hard rod into her fucking wet pussy and pounds her fast and deep in mish while he reaches down, chokes her throat, squeezes her boobs, and nurses on her nipples. Meanwhile, she squeals with delight and talks deliciously nasty. As the scene unfolds, vaginal sex continues in cowgirl (Jenna's moves are amazing!), standing cowgirl, and kneeling doggie. While Voodoo reams her pussy in doggie, Jenna finger-fucks her asshole to prepare it for Voodoo's huge cock. She also jiggles her ass cheeks in a most appealing way!

With about 15 minutes of the scene remaining, Jenna straddles Voodoo in reverse cowgirl, eases his cock into her super-tight asshole and then dances erotically as his dock penetrates deeper and deeper. Jenna and Voodoo also make good use of spoon for anal sex. Jenna's asshole, as always, is made for sex and rewards her with deep and powerful ass-gasms.

To finish up this hot scene, Voodoo pounds Jenna's anus in spoon until he's ready to pop. Meanwhile, Jenna helps increase his excitement with a flood of suggestive commentary. When he can no longer hold back, he pulls out and shoots a voluminous load all over Jenna's stocking-clad feet. Then, she pulls her feet to her mouth, laps up his semen, and eats it. To make sure that she doesn't miss a drop, she removes her stockings and sucks the

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