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Best Of Big Butts Vol. 5

Studio: Naughty America » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 3/1/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

The Best Of Big Butts 5 is, as the title implies, a rock solid compilation of scenes featuring lovely ladies with a little bit of derriere to spare. As some wise men once sang, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin’ and we all know that fat bottom girls make the rockin’ world go round, so it makes perfect sense that horndogs the world over would go for such a collection of scenes, particularly when it’s got A(ss) list talent like this one does. There’s no plot to speak of nor is there really much in the way of set up to review – just pretty girls with beautiful big asses getting plowed left and right. Here’s a look at how that all works out:

Chapter 1 – JR Carrington: The blondes are up first and JR kicks the door down in her scene that starts off with a prologue where she and her ‘man de jour’ buy some lingerie for her. They then head back to the back room and she models it for him. He’s turned on right away so she gets her tits out and he plays with them. From there she heads downtown and gives him a pretty hefty hummer, taking him down her throat and using her big fake tits on him, paying extra special attention to his balls, which wind up in her mouth frequently. He returns the oral favors and eats her shaved beaver before she blows him again and then gets fucked missionary style on the couch. From there she rides him cowgirl style and then reverse, finally giving us a look at that ass they advertise on the packaging. She gets on all fours and he fucks her from behind, she sucks him off, then he piledrives her a bit before pulling out and stroking off into her mouth. If fake tits are your bag you’ll dig this scene, as puzzlingly her sand bags get more attention than her rump roast. A disappointing first scene in that it doesn’t play up the rear the way it should. Next!

Chapter 2 – Jessica Lynn: Beautiful blonde Jessica walks in on that Daniel guy who appeared in some Vivid Alt stuff a few years back and wakes up him so that she can make out with him, get naked, and then lay him back and suck him off. She’s got a killer body and the camera loves her. She goes down like a champ and uses her eyes to turn us all on before hoping on and getting right to the reverse cowgirl style action with that perfect 10 of an ass right there in the middle of the frame where it belongs. She goes for some pussy to mouth clean up action and then rides him cowgirl style before switching it up for some oral action, this time letting him do the work. He slips it to her missionary style before rolling over onto all fours and giving us another prime view of her tush until he pulls out and decides to blow his load into her mouth and down onto her tits. This second scene is an improvement as it gives us more rear end action and has a much more natural flow to it.

Chapter 3 – Alexis Texas: AVN Award winning cover girl Alexis is up next, starting her scene by waiting on a table in a restaurant where a lucky customer orders up a plate of booty with a side of poon. She gives him a shoulder rub and then takes his cock out of his pants to lavish with some oral love, taking her clothes off and playing with her tits as she goes down. She bends over and he just can’t help himself, going in for the kill and grabbing those cheeks like his life depends on it. She gets on her back and he eats her out and fucks her missionary style, as she works her clit a bit and then goes down on him again. She gets on top of him for some reverse cowgirl action and her cheeks hypnotize us as she bounces on his rod. She blows him again and gets on her side for an ass-centric vaginal spoon fuck, and then strokes him off a bit before getting fucked doggy style from behind. He pulls out and shoots his goop onto her pretty face, proving that there’s more to Ms. Texas than just the best ass in the business – she really is a beautiful woman and one of the best performers out there right now.

Chapter 4 – Jennifer Dark: From here we switch over to the dark haired ladies as the very beautiful Jennifer Dark walks in on her boss and relives him of some of his tension by giving him a shoulder rub and then a handjob. She gives him head, licking him a lot and working the shaft of his cock for maximum effect, and then lets him put it between those gorgeous tits. He lays her back and spreads her wide open, lapping her cooze for all its worth, and then he fucks her missionary style and spoon style. She sucks his balls for good measure and then finally gets bent over in front of him to give us a shot of her caboose in action. He fucks her from behind and then flips her onto her side for an ulterior look at her rump, finishing up the scene with some pussy to mouth, cowgirl and finally ‘hold up in the air reverse cowgirl’ action before finishing all over her chesticles. Another solid scene, this one has some nice passion and both parties seem to be having a good time with one another here. It doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but when it’s high quality hot shit fucking, you probably won’t care so much.

Chapter 5 – Bobbi Starr: After Ms. Texas the best scene on the disc has got to be the gorgeous and sorely underrated Bobbi Starr’s entry. One of the best looking and most adventurous ladies in the industry, she joins up this time around with James Deen for a scene that starts with a chat on the couch. Four minutes later he’s dry humping her and a minute after that she’s naked and spread with his tongue up her twat about as far as any one man’s tongue can go. He fucks her missionary style and foot fetishists will appreciate some of the camera work here, as her toes get right in close to the lens. She diddles her clit while he pumps away and her pleasant belly looks soft and sexy. She blows him as he plays with her hair for a few minutes and then we get down to some serious ass business as she rides him reverse cowgirl style and lets the cheeks fall where they may. She strokes him off and then gets on her side, her ass in full view, for more vaginal sex until James gets her on all fours so he can eat her ass while he jerks off. He fucks her doggy style and then pulls out of her as she drops to her knees and takes his load down her throat. Well done, Ms. Starr, my hat (and pants) are off to you.



This film looks like it was shot on video and sadly, parts of it are a little over lit. While the clarity is ok on this 1.78.1 non-anaorphic (ouch) widescreen presentation when the lights are up and at a distance, like a lot of modern porno there are some scenes where once the penetration starts things get a bit too washed out, making things a little tricky to make out. Other than that, this looks ok, but this is an issue at times and needs to be mentioned. Aside from that, this is an average looking disc, not much better or worse than the thousands of other titles out there on the market. The transfer isn’t properly flagged for progressive scan playback, so expect some sawtooth artifacts if your setup is configured for that.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 was shot in English and that's how it hits DVD. The dialogue that opens each of the five scenes is pretty clear, and there aren't any problems with hiss or distortion. Once the fucking starts there isn't much said but the few times that dialogue is exchanged there weren't any problems understanding what was said.


Aside from chapter selection and a small still gallery, this disc contains absolutely no extra features whatsoever. No bonus scenes, no trailers – nada, zip, zilch.

Final Thoughts:

The Best Of Big Butts Volume 5 is a really good collection of reasonably ass-centric material. You get the impression it was put together as an afterthought but it really doesn’t matter so much. The presentation is unremarkable and the extras pretty much non-existent, but you get four really strong scenes and one average one – on top of that, yeah, Bobbi Starr and Alexis Texas, on the same disc. Recommended. You knew it would be.

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