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Not Charlie Sheem's House Of Whores XXX


Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 3/4/11



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Parody, Compilation

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Bree Olson, Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson, Shyla Jennings, Tanner Mayes, Melanie Rios, Gigi Rivera, Jenna Presley, Chloe Jones, Rose, Dane Cross, Rocco Reed, James Deen, Jay Rock, Bad Boy, Alex Baby. Bonus sex scene: Amia Miley, Layla Rivera, Delilla Darling, Jaelyn Fox, Eric John

Length: 149 minutes

Dates of Production: 2003, 2006, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011

Extras: One of the main highlights in this section is the bonus sex scene from Hustler Video's Not Monday Night Football XXX that lasts twenty-three minutes. Cheerleaders Amia Miley, Layla Rivera, Delilla Darling, and Jaelyn Fox show Eric John a very good time in the locker room. The sex is hot and there is some toy play activity between the perky ladies. Their performance has good replay value with the girls and the stud showing energetic efforts. Next, the two behind the scenes segments also offer the viewer solid entertainment value. The footage comes from Not The Bradys XXX 3: Pussy Power and Not Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man XXX. There is a nice looking photo gallery and eight trailers too. The entertaining trailers are Not Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man XXX, Not Mash XXX, Not Charlie's Angels XXX, Not The Cosbys XXX 2, Not Married With Children XXX 2, Not The Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet The Partridge Family, Not Airplane XXX, and Not Bewitched XXX. A replay DVD intro option and a Free Speech Coalition All Star Piracy message round out this nice section. 

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition.

Overview: Not Charlie Sheem's House of Whores XXX is the first parody about Charlie Sheen to come out of the gate and one of the kings of adult parodies, Will Ryder, directed this film. The studio is the king of parodies X-Play. In this film, it centers on the bevy of adult porn beauties that the talented actor has allegedly had intimate relations with along his merry way. Of course, the headliners like Capri Anderson, Kacey Jordan, and Bree Olson are present, but the other women also provide good fuck for your buck stimulative enjoyment too. On a personal note, I had interviewed Bree Olson and she is a good person. Also, I knew Charlie's sister and I wish him well.

Scene One: Not The Bradys XXX 3: Pussy Power. As Kacey Jordan and Dane Cross are talking on the couch, the narrator is speaking over them as he tells the audience about her chattiness with the news outlets about her experiences with Charlie. When we first hear Kacey's voice for the first time, she makes a move on Dane by feeling his groin. Suddenly, she is providing a solid oral massage on the fella's meaty plaything.  A guy could become even harder by the look in her eyes. Afterwards, he tastes her honeycomb well with some good finger action before the stimulative riding moments occur. The sight of her pussy lips wrapped around his cock is a turn-on. The viewer is going to want some of that fine looking scrumptious morsel. Meanwhile, the turned-on Brady rides him with good effort and bouncy energy. More good screwing moments follow as Kacey "Cindy" Jordan gets rammed from behind. Her stressful facial expressions show that Dane's workover is having an effect on her. However, she appears to enjoy the spoonful of pleasure a whole lot more though. At the end, the guy unloads his cum on her receptive cute face.

Scene Two: Capri Anderson and Shyla Jennings acknowledge the camera while the narrator introduces them and gives some information about Capri's dalliances with the Hollywood star. Soon, the friendly women make out on the bed. Their lip lock activity is cool. Then, Shyla manually massages her friend's love mound with some lube. The atmosphere between them feels personal. Moments later, the girl uses a purple vibrator on her pal's vaginal plaything with much fondness. The camera shots of Capri's cooter look very inviting. It's not a surprise that she is very desirable and in high demand. Afterwards, Capri is sitting on a Sybian with Shyla at the controls. Their one-on-one chemistry continues to gel while they kiss. It is evident that Shyla gets highly turned-on as she raises the vibrating sensations on the machine. She also loves to rub Capri's ass and snatch. They would be great together if they had the opportunity to show off a more one-on-one lovemaking display.  

Scene Three: Not Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man XXX. After some outdoor bionic action by part of the cast, Bree Olson and Rocco Reed are kissing indoors. Bree is adorable as she takes in the guy's adoration for her. This beauty is a constant piece of eye candy throughout this scene regardless if Rocco is pleasuring her or if she does the pleasuring herself. Later, the cute woman sucks his dick with a lot of passion. Her eye contact with her partner is very good. If she was staring up at you with those lovable eyes, you would be swallowing a lot of saliva and holding on from not cumming too soon. Afterwards, Rocco licks and sucks her sweet and pretty passion fruit. His tenacity really gets her off. Then, the close-up shots of her butt are cool as he doggies her.  Meanwhile, Bree's vocal comments sound hot. Next, the cockriding actions provide solid shots of her body and pussy. Rocco does a good job in pumping his tool and pleasuring the woman to full enjoyment. Overall, the cockriding moments are the hottest and most exciting ones to watch. Nevertheless, her beautiful body and cute sexual demeanor show the viewer why Bree is an A+ performer and one of the best in the business. She also had one of the best male studs in the industry too. The scene ends with the guy shooting his load inside her mouth.

Scene Four: Not The Bradys XXX 3: Pussy Power. The narrator acknowledges that Tanner Mayes may or may not have had a sexual encounter with the Hollywood winner since both of them do not remember. Anyways, the scene has sexy Tanner Mayes and James "Peter" Deen making out on the floor in his room. Moments later, she applies a very hot blow job workout on his pecker. She also enjoys sucking on his balls too. Her efforts are quite sensually dirty and any normal guy would had exploded in her mouth by now. After he undresses her, the Brady stud tastes her yummy pinkness a bit before shoving his cock inside her. The guy pumps his sexual rod in a steady fashion and rubs her clit. Both actions are turning the young brunette on. Her pretty body is displayed well during the spoonful of pleasure action. When the screwing activity persists on, it's their doggie and cockriding sessions that really heat up the screen the most. As a matter of fact, James sticks his finger into her tight butthole during their determined fuck from behind activity. At the end, the fella unloads his man juice in her receptive mouth which makes her choke. 

Scene Five: After the narrator gives her credit for being the only starlet to keep quiet about her alleged fling with the movie star, Melanie Rios has her clothes taken off by the very horny Jay Rock. Then, it does not take long until the very beautiful Latina gets to suck on his hard-on. Moreover, her very lengthy effort with her mouth and hands can best be described as a persistent penis pleaser. A guy will remain hard for a very long time with her down there unless the unfortunate fella is unable to hold on to his white sticky ammo.  That result would be a terrible shame considering Melanie's incredible blow job skills. Her amazing cocksucking performance ends with him jacking off at her pretty face. 

Scene Six: Gigi Rivera is on top of the bed while the narrator gives some tidbits about her. Then, the cute woman is on her back as Jay Rock goes down on her to sample the lady's sweet honeycomb. The Latina looks very appealing while taking in his oral actions. Next, Gigi sucks his cock during a very good POV mode. Her oral workover really gets the fella's manhood to stick out. Afterwards, the brunette's butt looks incredible during their doggie session. Then, the excitement level rises when the missionary screwing moments occur. Even though there is a break in the action midstream, Jay is able to get back on track and fuck Gigi with solid determination. I love her moans and how she squeezes the towel on the bed with her hands. Then, Gigi bounces on his cock with very good energy during the remaining sexual activity. The shots of her active butt are hot. At the end, the man cums on ass.

Scene Seven: Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted. Jenna Presley and her boyfriend James Deen are laying in a bed of multiple pillows. After some fun playfulness by the pair, the woman's head is bobbing up and down on his meaty rod aggressively. This lady loves cock. James also fucks her mouth quite aggressively too. This scene is intense and full of high energy. Later, her hot dirty vocal comments and emotional moans during their screwing activity are totally hot. James' always reliable quick rhythm screwing technique is on display extremely well as he gives Jenna an amazing workout through several hard pounding positions. This high intensity and entertaining performance ends with him cumming all over her face. It's a breathtaking piece of work by both individuals.

Scene Eight: Chloe & Rose: Fucked Up Adventure. It's important to note that former Penthouse Pet and adult star Chloe Jones passed away in 2005 from liver failure. In this scene, she and girlfriend Rose are in Brazil having sexual fun with two guys, Bad Boy and Alex Baby. After the ladies have some brief one-on-one time, one of the studs joins them and both of them pleasure Rose's rosebush. In the meantime, the brunette is sucking on the other dude's manly dick. Suddenly, the blond Chloe places her focus on some cock too. Later, Rose is getting fucked from behind and then, rides a meaty rod. The energy level rises immensely when both women are having their womanhoods invaded by an active penetrating pecker. Their moans sound hot and emotional. Later, the guys do a swell job in double-teaming the women. Also, the four-way activity is hot. Finally, each woman has a guy cum on their very receptive mouth.

Final Thoughts: From having seen this film, people will realize why Charlie loves porn stars so much. They are incredible sexual pleasurers who have gorgeous bodies. Also, they appear to be a lot of fun to hang out with even when the sexual antics are not involved. However, it's important to note that these ladies also had remarkable partners in their scenes. People should not take the male studs for granted. They have to have great stamina and reliable penile equipment to give the ladies a good screw over. As to Charlie's angels, this movie shows off their talents well and it's an entertaining flick to rent to find out why these particular ladies are among this Hollywood star's favorites. Heck, any red-blooded fella would want to have a bevy of beauties like these ladies around his house 24-7.


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