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Tila Tequila Uncorked!

Studio: Vivid » Review by Harry Johnson » Review Date: 3/7/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Home Video, Lesbian, Celebrity

Cast: Tila Tequila, Kristina Rose, Charlie Lane

Length: 2 Hours 18 Minutes

Director: None


Some trailers. That's all you're getting...At least on the Tila DVD. There's a separate DVD included here that's entitled "Vivid 25th Anniversary". This disc is essentially a compilation title with a smattering of scenes from Vivid's 25 years in the business. There's a total of 26 heavily edited and compressed scenes (Lasting over 3 hours) with varying content and stars. It wouldn't have been worth grabbing on its own, but as a special inclusion it's definitely a nice touch!


Tila Tequila: Uncorked is presented on DVD with a 1.78:1 aspect ratio and has been enhanced for anamorphic playback. Because this is a home video the quality is quite low. Lighting is poor, there's interlacing, the camera is often blurred, and there's lots of grain. Despite that there are moments where the image is clean, clear, and nicely colored. Likewise the audio is all over the map with scrapes against the microphone, muffled voices, and an overall flat presentation. The quality all around is on par with expectations, but doesn't leave for a solid home theater showing.


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Ah, Tila Tequila...the celebrity everyone loves to hate. This potty mouthed cutey has made a name for herself through modeling and reality TV. Her nasty mannerisms and outlandish personality have made her a polarizing pop-culture icon. Some love her, some hate her. For those who love Vivid has a new release that should prove to be very tempting. Tila Tequila: Uncorked is an uncensored sex video. It's not professionally produced, but rather a home video of sorts that Tila shot herself.

The film opens up with Tila and Kristina Rose in a high-rise hotel room. The girls are goofing around in lingerie as their room service arrives, and after teasing the bellman they proceed to make fun of him and play around with each other. The next few minutes are the girls joking around with the camera talking about how hot they are. Eventually the camera is given to Tila and there's some solid POV shots as Kristina goes down on Tila's shaved pussy. Kristina spends a lot of time sucking on her clit and fingering her. All the while Tila pants and chants "Oh my God!" right up to Tila having an orgasm signified by "Oh, there it goes!"

The next part of the video was rather obnoxious as the camera was traded off again and the girls scream a lot, laugh, and continue to joke around. Tila poses for the camera, but there's no actual sex for a few minutes. Thankfully it's not long until the girls strip down and Tila winds up masturbating on the bed while Kristina holds the camera. There are some unsightly implant scars on Tila's rack, but the action is still hot regardless. Eventually Kristina puts the camera down and the two get it on for a bit. Yet again this is broken up after a while by some more chatter, flirting, and joking between the girls.

About five minutes of the film from this point is spent talking about Tila's pussy and how pretty and tight it is. Tila sounds like she's on something with all the slurring (big surprise), but eventually Kristina goes to get a bright blue vibrator to fuck her with. Afterwards Tila plays with her pussy again until she cums and there's more discussion about her vagina and how tight it is. It's rather repetitive, but there are some hot moments in between. Some more oral and finger play comes next, but eventually the girls get dressed as they have company on the way.

As the night progresses Kristina, Tila, and Charlie Lane continue to joke around with each other and banter for the camera much the same way we saw earlier in the film. Tila is naturally the main attraction and she gets the most attention paid to her, but Kristina and Charlie get in on the goods as well. There's plenty of oral, finger, and vibrator play with loads of joking around and laughing thrown in for good measure.


At the end of the day Tila Tequila: Uncorked is a solid celebrity sex video, and it's a nice change of pace in many ways. The focus on Tila's lesbian side and the inclusion of a threesome, complete with two porn stars really makes the action smoking hot. Sure it's just a home video with no direction and plenty of flaws in between, but it's spontaneous, sexy, and worth checking out whether or not you like Miss Tequila.

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