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Kung Fu Beauty 2

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/9/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Kung Fu Beauty 2

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: All Sex

Director: B. Skow

Cast: AJ Bailey, Kim Tao, Mia Lelani, Bill Bailey, Jerry, Bella Blaze, Evan Stone, James Deen, Billy Glide
Non-sex roles: Asa Akira, Shylar Cobi

Length: 127:57 minutes

AJ Bailey and Kim Tao

Date of Production: 4/12/2010 to 4/14/2010

Extras: The best extra for most people will be the 27:33 minute long scene from Porn Stars At Home described below. There was also a 7:37 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Mike Marovich, a photogallery, some trailers, spam, and that was all.

Condoms: None

Mia Lelani with Bill Bailey

Audio/Video Quality: Kung Fu Beauty 2 was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec in 480 resolution for this DVD. The flick was shot in 1080i/60 high definition awhile back, though presented in the SD format in a short feature playing off his skills best. The lighting was well handled and this added to the pleasure of watching the gals in play as the lengthy scenes gave them enough freedom to explore their sexuality. The composition of the camera angles was almost always optimal this time, Skow seeing fit to try and enhance the look of the ladies at every turn as possible, the minor grain not bothering me nearly as much as it could have in less capable hands. The fleshtones were usually accurate too and the DVD mastering was well done (the bitrate hovering around 4.0 Mbps), even if the lighting was off at times (the company watermark will be bothersome to some out there but only some given its location). At times there appeared to be multiple cameras used on some scenes, the equipment not matched up so the edits were more readily apparent, a soft haze included at times that I could not quite explain. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 256 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering with the vocals sounding flat and the music pretty decent. The aural qualities of the movie appeared to offer very limited separation and dynamic range, the vocals easily heard in most cases and mixed in with the ambient noises fairly well.

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AJ Bailey with Jerry

Body of Review: B. Skow and Vivid Entertainment have been teaming up for years now, the resulting smut often worthy of your hard earned dollars. While most of their releases have at least a little stroke value, newer titles such as Kung Fu Beauty 2, really depend on your appreciation for the featured performer AJ Bailey. I did not get a chance to see the first volume in the series but it was compared to a low budget pornified “Kill Bill” clone by some, AJ sexy enough for me to want to see her in the follow up here. The rest of the cast was far less known (but curvy enough in most cases to stroke one out for on a slow day) but given how few productions AJ graced before slipping away from the industry, her fans will certainly appreciate this as a vehicle for their object of lust. The back cover described the movie like this: “AJ is back . . . legs spread and fists flying! Now she's a bar owner sucked back into the Ninja game, when as Asian girl asks her to help her protect her family. Through a series of encounters with evil mob bosses, she is able to penetrate the Ninja syndicate and keep her promise to her new Asian girlfriend. If you like your sex far out and Far East, Kung Fu Beauty 2 is all yours. And you won't even be hungry for more an hour later . . .” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Bella Blaze

Scene One: AJ Bailey, the blond featured on the front cover (and former contract performer), was up first at a tabled booth with busty Kim Tao, the two establishing right up front as to who was the dominant partner. AJ took her from the bar to the booth to lay down and kiss, feeling her shaven snatch and verbally admiring it before tasting the slit in earnest. Kim returned the oral favor and was then bent over for a small vibrator to be inserted as she rubbed her own clitoris, Kim’s over exuberant vocals (mostly panting) a little weird but coming across as an okay performance thanks to her erect nipples. Kim than used a different vibrator on AJ, getting her off before they both masturbated beside one another.

AJ Bailey

Scene Two: Mia Lelani, wearing a ninja outfit, was up next with moper Bill Bailey, the guy porking her with a vibrator as she moaned in pleasure. He tasted her briefly but spent more time fingering her, the gal wrapping her lips around his pecker for a slightly messy hummer proving her skill at hand to gland combat. She was an active vaginal rider and engaged in some taste testing, Bill eating her ass before some additional vaginal positions led to him unleashing his genetic juice on her crotch.

Kim Tao

Scene Three: AJ Bailey, wearing her modified black outfit, was then up with hilarious Jerry, in a picnic after his amusing display of prowess. There was a short clip of him getting a handjob on a bridge and surrounding area, AJ replacing her hand with her mouth to slob his knob aggressively at his request. She teased him a little during the process, Jerry doing likewise on the furry blanket they were on, and then started several vaginal positions where she was not always as active a rider as possible. The taste testing was minimal but Jerry beat out a large load of population pudding all over her torso, readying her for the upcoming mission.

Scene Four: Bella Blaze, a busty brunette wearing a black outfit and fishnet body stocking underneath, was up next with the mighty Evan Stone, the two quickly undressing to play on a large couch. He grabbed her tits and felt her growing moist pussy, her hand on his gland until they took turns orally pleasuring one another. She sat on his face and he fingered her a little, her own handiwork including some coy licking until they screwed vaginally. She was active in most positions, her tits flailing about, a modest amount of taste testing included between his full length penetrations. She only looked directly at the camera once, focusing more on the pleasure than the obtrusive device, Evan rubbing out a wad of spunk all over her breasts.

Scene Five: AJ Bailey, back in her skintight outfit, was then up against underwear clad James Deen, the unintentionally funny dialogue by the guy causing both myself and girlfriend to bust out laughing. The transition to the sexual part of the scene was too abrupt but seeing a naked AJ helped cure my desire for better entertainment and they were all over one another with his hand on her pussy and her hand jerking him off. She dry humped him until actively riding his dick, the two kissing between the vaginal positions where each took some time to go down on the other at times. He was not overly rough with her except for spanking, using her ninja speed technique to drain him dry of spew using her hand and mouth, his seed landing in her eye.

Scene Six: Kim Tao, wearing a black top and blue jean skirt, was up next on a shitty couch after Billy Glide used some “dick-fu” to put AJ in her place (in a very funny manner). She wasted no time taking her attire off and sucking his cock, taking as much of him inside of her mouth as possible before impaling her pussy and doing it all over again. She was an active rider and seemed to enjoy his ministrations, Billy giving her a few licks along the way. This continued until he jerked off all over her tits and throat, Kim offering some post coital head before the surprise ending (that led to the possibility of another sequel).

Bonus Scene: Porn Stars At Home: Asa Akira, Jaelyn Fox, James Deen, and Hanna Hilton, were up next in the infamous "Gold Star House" surrounded by an assortment of other folks too. Initially, Asa and Jaelyn jumped James in the game room during a round of pool, the ladies kissing each other while he wedged himself in to get some premium pussy from both of them. He was at least as oral as they were here, servicing both gals before vaginally plowing both of them, the ladies blowing him and taking turns riding his pecker. Asa did a short solo scene as James did Jaelyn though, making me feel something was "off", the trio working better together after that although there was no pop shot. That was when the ladies broke off to start molesting Hanna who was asleep, going down on her as she awakened with James coming up to get some more good loving from all of them. This second section of the scene was too short for my tastes and resulted in the missing pop shot launched on Hanna's titties, the gals licking her until they decided to do some urination on him in the bathroom (though not displayed; the cameraman seen in the corner of the room thanks to the mirror).

Summary: Kung Fu Beauty 2 by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment was not a bad fuck flick. It had a decent cast enjoying some decent fucking with decent technical values but it lacked in any inspirational aspects to stand out as being special, my rating of Rent It indicative of the general value provided. If you are a fan of the cast or even a completists looking for resolution, pick up a copy for your collection but I expect more from the company and director than this. In short, Kung Fu Beauty 2 starred gals like AJ Bailey, Bella Blaze, and Mia Lelani, each of whom will likely have a following given their respective strengths as a performer.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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