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Simpsons: The XXX Parody


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/9/11


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Simpsons: The XXX Parody (Marge & Homer’s Sex Tape!)

Hustler Video/Full Spread Entertainment

Genre: Parody

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Anthony Rosano, Briana Blair, Evan Stone, Asia Zo, James Deen
Non-sex roles: Josh Thomas, Eddie Adams, Seth’s Beard

Length: 106:35 minutes

Andy San Dimas

Date of Production: 9/5/2010, 9/16/2010

Extras: There was a 15:26 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, a 2:00 minute long photogallery on the special effects, and a traditional photogallery, as well as a cumshot recap from the scenes, and spam.

Condoms: None

Briana Blair

Audio/Video Quality: Simpsons: The XXX Parody was presented in a sharp looking 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen picture as shot by director Lee Roy Myers for Hustler Video using the MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. The movie took more liberties than some of the director's works of the recent past, the cast showing a strange degree of comfort in the approach as written by Lee Roy Myers. There were few compression artifacts and the video bitrate seemed to hover around the 5.2 Mbps, the fluid camerawork helping with the transition from the original animation to this live action porno. The cast was spray painted yellow to look more like the cartoon cast, additional special effect work in post production adding to the effect too. The editing by the director and Honey Myers enhanced the final result and it compared nicely to some of Myers earlier efforts, ensuring fans of the genre should be pleased. The audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, no separation between the channels, a limited dynamic range, and the musical theme sounded much like the original score. In all then, the show was a good send-up to a popular television show, the technical aspects about as far as I would suggest a director go in emulating a cartoon but clearly showing some thought.

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The mighty Evan Stone as McBain

Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers is considered one of the very best porn parody makers in the business, arguably second only to Will Ryder even though his work has been more consistent of late. While he continues his transition away from his former place of employ to his own studio (Nightingale Pictures), he still picks up some work from companies like Hustler Video, this time managing to do the impossible with Simpsons: The XXX Parody. Pornifying most television shows is tough enough given the limits of the acting talents of the ever-changing pool of performers but adding on a whole new dynamic of taking a cartoon to make a stylish porn rendition on a tight budget is just crazy. Still, the production is labeled as “Marge & Homer’s Sex Tape!” almost as a nod to the celebrity sex tape genre, the results being far better than I thought they would be when first announced last year during casting. Andy San Dimas plays “Marge” to Anthony Rosano’s “Homer”, James Deen clocking in as “Moe” and the mighty Evan Stone portraying a fine “McBain”. As a long time fan of the cartoon and the way it parodies pop culture, it seemed only fair that the porn version came from one of the two parody kings acknowledged by the masses as capable of transforming a wide variety of shows into strokable porn (at this writing, only two are consistently good; Ryder and Myers), the voice over work adding substantially to the end result.

Asia Zo

The back cover described the show like this: “The most popular celebrity sex tape to ever be released! Finally, the biggest TV stars in the world from the most popular TV series ever are parodied and pornified in Simpsons - The XXX Parody! In this live-action sex satire, Home borrows Flanders' video camera and tries to convince Marge to let him glaze her tight pink donut. Mmmmmm... pink donut. But instead, everybody else in Springfield seems to be getting their shorts eaten, until Marge finally decides to let her hair down, and show you and Home how wet and wild it can get underneath that green dress. Witness sexed-up spoofs of your favorite Springfield characters; Marge, Homer, Cookie Kwan, Mo, McBain, Barney, Flanders and more!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Andy San Dimas

Scene One: Andy San Dimas, playing Marge with blue hair, yellow skin, and a neon green dress (the gal featured on the right side of the front cover), was up first as she engaged in some sexual tease before slobbing the knob of Anthony Rosano in point of view fashion. Andy provided some enthusiasm and energy but the scene was cut short, only to be picked up later (I labeled it “Scene four” although it was a continuation of the action.

Scene Two: Briana Blair, the gun toting blond seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next with the mighty Evan Stone as McBain. Her mesh outfit covered her bikini but they did not last long with Evan tearing them off to have better access to her tots and snatch. Once naked, she dropped to her knees to aggressively slob his knob with some playful enthusiasm, the couple then trying a variety of vaginal positions with intermittent oral by both partners. They seemed to have some chemistry together, Evan staying in character throughout the scene as she worked his bone actively in the storage room. Her rounded rump looked best bent over the table while he planked her and she rubbed her own clitoris, Evan unleashing his wad of genetic juice all over her ass.

Scene Three: Asia Zo, the short Asian chick seen on the upper left hand corner, was up next as she inquired of James “Moe” Deen what he was doing in his apartment (he was setting up his camera). After some silly banter, she jumped in his lap on a cheap chair, the couple undoing their clothing as he diddled her pussy and sucked her tits. Once warmed up a little, she actively blew him until his turgid member was ready for a set of vaginal penetration positions. James gave her some oral too but it was not as lengthy as what she provided him, their tryst leading to a powerful pop of population pudding hitting her face as well as most of her torso. What they lacked in chemistry was largely made up for in terms of energy.

Scene Four: Andy San Dimas, back up to finish the job from the opening of the movie, was up last with Anthony Rosano. There was some frisky tease before she acted like he was going down on her in POV, Andy bouncing off his rod actively while overdoing the vocals on the couch. She did some taste testing and they continued boning again, her ass the target of some manual manipulation though his pecker never got to see the inside of her rectum. It ended when she power sucked him to completion all over her face, the load of spunk glistening in the admittedly strange light.

Summary: Simpsons: The XXX Parody by director Lee Roy Myers for Hustler Video was slightly disappointing in that it had what amounted to only three scenes but there were some clever stabs at the original show I found entertaining too. The voice work by Josh Thomas was exceptionally good and the sexual aspects were better than most such parodies coming from the company so I rated it as Recommended or better depending on how much you enjoy the original show being poked fun at like it pokes fun at pretty much everything else. Evan should get his own spinoff given the strength of his characterization of McBain, and while Andy San Dimas wasn’t the best choice for the role as Marge (none of the women seemed to be great choices as I think about it), James Deen as Moe and Eddie Adams as Flanders showed some promise too. In short, Simpsons: The XXX Parody had some flaws but it showed more originality than almost all the previous parodies released by Hustler put together, the net result making me wonder if a sequel could go even further in re-establishing the company as a parody powerhouse of quality over their current state of quantity.


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