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Battle Of The Asses 3

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/9/11

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Battle of the Asses 3

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mason

Cast: Jynx Maze, Gracie Glam, Erik Everhard, Jenna Presley, Manuel Ferrara, Sarah Vandella/Sara Sloane, Jada Stevens, Mick Blue, Madison Ivy

Length: 158:54 minutes

Jynx Maze and Gracie Glam

Date of Production: 12/25/2010

Extras: There was a 12:04 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that included some deleted footage and actress comments, a pop shot recap, a photogallery, spam, and some website information.

Condoms: None

Jenna Presley

Audio/Video Quality: Battle of the Asses 3 was presented in a decent 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as released by director Mason for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. The camera work was again solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows so the picture appeared to be in line with her other work to date. Mason has made or assisted on a number of titles over the years, the technical matters taking back seat to the raw energy of the sex, but her skill levels have definitely been improving with the camera too, showing she pays attention for those that care (in fact, most of her current works look almost identical to those of Nutsack). I saw no compression artifacts though there was about 4.6 Mbps video bitrate but the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the ladies and their well lit bodies. The compositions of the shots helped maximize the potential of the ladies too, rarely relying on extreme close ups all the time as some seem destined to do and the editing by Team Royson looking okay in most cases (though too abrupt at times). The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 256 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, the grunts and groans heard well enough but the music by Mybeatshop elevating the proceedings nicely.

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Sara Sloane/Sarah Vandella

Body of Review: Mason is one of the few remaining female directors able to “get it right” these days when it comes to making strokable, hardcore porn, her many titles at Elegant Angel serving as notice to the wannabe types that direct in name only. Her latest title is an ensemble effort called Battle of the Asses 3, about 2.5 hours of five lengthy scenes where an assortment of women with shapely asses provide some highly strokable material. One look at the curvy brunettes on the front cover, Jynx Maze and Gracie Glam, will tell you if you’re interested, the young ladies among the hottest porn names over the past year. The company website described the movie like this: “The award winning Sam No directs the brand new series, Battle Of The Asses, a collection of the greatest rear ends currently in porn, vying to be the best. Battle Of The Asses 3 features AVN's Best New Starlet Gracie Glam battling it up with Jynx Maze. Also enjoy the appearance of the hot rears of Jenna Presley, Madison Ivy, Jada Stevens and Sarah Vandella.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jada Stevens

Scene One: Jynx Maze and Gracie Glam, the two gorgeous young ladies seen on the front cover, were up first in a scene together with lucky Erik Everhard. They wore what could be reasonably called string bathing suits that ran up their crotches (and ass cheeks), the ladies gyrating sensually in front of the wall of windows as they pawed and caressed each other. That led to some heated lesbian antics including some oral, Erik joining them in the living room to become the center of their world as they all kissed and provided more head. The ladies took turns sitting on his face and he savored their asses really well before the ladies provided superior blowjobs as they shared his erect wand. The majority of the positions were active vaginal, Jynx going the next step to provide her ass for the plucking, all three of them doing oral at regular intervals in a chemistry filled manner. I appreciated that they always engaged one another regardless of whether they were Erik’s primary boning partner of the moment, Jynx’s amazing ass rippling delightfully as she impaled herself on the pecker of the possessed stud. It ended with a pop shot to the ass, some minimal rough sex demanded by the ladies to elevate their energy that much more, his genetic juice launched freely and then rubbed against Jynx’s ass to end the tryst.

Madison Ivy

Scene Two: Jenna Presley, a thick brunette with a lot of junk in her trunk and some huge implants, was up next in an oil filled tease by the pool out back. She wore a black bikini and shook her money maker with a lot of skill, slowly disrobing to display her assets until moving inside the house to bang studly Manuel Ferrara on the living room couch. They warmed up nicely, Manuel sucking her ass and tits in equal measure, Jenna sitting on his face before aggressively slobbing his knob as though starving. The couple then engaged in a variety of vaginal positions showing she thoroughly enjoyed his big cock pounding away at her pussy, some taste testing by both of them adding to the value of the scene. They shared some chemistry too, a kinship of sorts that pushed them to do whatever it took to get each other off, Manuel eventually beating off a load of population pudding to her ass to seal the deal with a squeal.

Scene Three: Sarah Vandella/Sara Sloane, a wild child hotty recently out of her contract, was up next with Erik Everhard, the gal excited to consummate their second scene together (per her comments in the BTS). She was looking thicker than usual but quite physically attractive all the same, her interview and tease in a black bikini capped with the usual oil poured onto her ample sample before she spread her ass cheeks on the living room ottoman. Erik stuffed his face between them and ate away on her perfect pucker, Sarah providing a short blowjob before he started tapping her sweet box in a bunch of positions (much to her delight I might add). She sucked his finger and pushed back to meet his thrusts, the gal getting off more than once from what I could tell. She did more taste testing between positions, throating him with a lot of skill before jerking him off into her mouth to swallow his wad of spunk (while winking at the camera).

Scene Four: Jada Stevens, a lean brunette with a disproportional ass I found fetching, was up next with Mick Blue, the gal starting with an interview in tightly cut shorts and moving that heart shaped ass outside for the tease montage. The oiling up process nearly caused me to lose my own load, the gal rubbing the mixture of oil and water all over her perfect ass before the edit had her on the white couch with Mick. He warmed her up with some oral and rubbing, her head falling to his lap to give him a very enthusiastic hummer showing how much experience she has pleasing men orally. That led to her doing both vaginal and anal positions, both partners doing some intermittent oral on the other as the heated tryst continued. Whether they had chemistry or were just filled with old fashioned lust is subject to debate but in all it was a solid scene full of taste testing and active riding, Mick draining his balls of semen by jerking out a healthy round of spew all over her fabulous ass cheek.

Scene Five: Madison Ivy, an increasingly popular gal with multi-colored hair, was up last wearing some blue jean cutoffs and a pink tank top as she walked outside on the hazy day, shaking her rump and large tits as though getting off as an exhibitionist. There was a change of outfits into a pink two piece before the oil came pouring onto her body, the gal cleaned up before sitting on the lap of Manuel Ferrara in the house on the couch. He played with her precious pucker using his finger and tongue, rubbing her clitoris before extensively eating her out both front and back. He even lapped up her juices when she sat on his face, moving to give him a passionate blowjob before showing just how active her vaginal penetration positions could be. They continued with more active riding and oral along the way, Manuel playing with her pucker and using her ass cheeks to masturbate with but never doing full blown anal as I half expected them to do. The scene finished up when he unleashed his seed all over her face and mouth, Madison providing some post coital head to close things out nicely.

Summary: Battle of the Asses 3 by director Mason for Elegant Angel will be yet another “must have” title for fans of the female cast but also as Highly Recommended for more general fans of gonzo action thanks to the enthusiasm, energy, and sheer chemistry with the majority of those present. The replay value, strokability, and solid technical aspects of the gonzo release will elevate it a notch for many others too, Mason encouraging the cast to really step it up a notch. In short then, Battle of the Asses 3 proved that the company reliance on elegance through simplicity once again scored major points with me, Elegant Angel showing that their star maker machine knows just how to select the ripest of the babes working in the business at any given time. I would have appreciated more anal and more tease footage but in all, this was another fine display of cunning stunts to talk about, Mason letting them flow rather than micromanage their acts as some of her peers at more “family friendly” companies do.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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