Cast: Mason Moore, Tommy Gunn, Valerie Summers, Tony James, Paul Black, Tory Lane, Seth Gamble, Jordan, Allie Haze, Rocco Reed, Ashli Orion, Danny Mountain
Length: 113:23 minutes (not the 125 minutes listed on the back cover)
Mason Moore with Tommy Gunn
Date of Production: 2/2011 (release date, not production date)
Extras: There was a cumshot compilation from the scenes and a few trailers but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: The Cuckold Club was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Marc Twain for Bluebird Films. The movie was advertised as being in 1080p but this standard definition version was in the usual 480p, the colors accurate and the composition of the shots decent enough but overall coming across as a bit on the rushed side in terms of the editing. The lighting helped minimize the amount of grain and video noise, the video bitrate hovering in the 3.5 Mbps range when I spot checked it during by viewing of the five scenes, the entire show looking as if it was shot by a single camera which limited the amount of footage. In short, it looked better than many of the other specialty fetish titles on the market, particularly those in the cuckold market, but it was a far cry from the better works of most major companies at this writing. The audio was presented in a 2.0 LCPM English using 1536 Kbps bitrate and a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no discernable separation between the channels and the dialogue was not always easy to hear but it was fair in this regard when compared to most low end flicks focusing on this fetish.
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Tory Lane with Seth Gamble
Body of Review: Marc Twain is best known as a director for Bluebird Films, the company making tremendous strides toward recognition with a few of their parody titles last year. Emerging from out of nowhere, they became a “name” studio overnight, the masses soon finding out that the company also distributes a wide variety of fetish and gonzo porn such as the MILF World produced title called The Cuckold Club. The five scenes in the movie were all dedicated to the concept of a loser male having a slutty wife (or girlfriend) that not only cheats on him, but does so in front of his face. In a few cases, the ladies also engage the moper husbands in their role playing scenarios, typically berating them continuously with a barrage of shit talk but for the most part, the uncredited men were tossed in without any build up as to why they were such losers in the sack (but otherwise worth keeping around). I was primarily interested in seeing Ashli Orion, Mason Moore, and Tory Lane, but all the ladies seemed to have the right attributes to make them strokable in a scene. The back cover described the movie like this: “Watch as these wives spew insults at their husbands while they get fucked by strange men. As Mason gets fucked by a guido, she squirts all over her helpless loser husband. Watch Tory fuck a pretty boy while her naked cuckold muscleman husband grows more and more angry. And that's only the tip of the iceberg... or the tip of these loser husbands little dicks.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Allie Haze with Rocco Reed
Scene One: Mason Moore, the heavily tattooed curvy babe on the lower middle of the front cover, was up first with muscular Tommy Gunn, her fake accent jarring as she complained about her husband’s work ethic interfering with their love life. Tommy was wearing a black wife beater shirt to match her brightly colored one, her shorts barely covering her ass as they made out on the couch. She then unfastened his pants to unleash his pecker for sucking, Mason making a show of it for her audience of one sitting nearby. This led to some active vaginal positions and Mason pissing all over her husband, screaming as she released the fluid all over, the boning couple looking covered in sweat. The scene closed out when Tommy withdrew from her snatch and rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her face, her mouth receiving it as she caressed her body.
Ashli Orion with Danny Mountain
Scene Two: Valerie Summers, a curvy brunette foreigner wearing traditional blue lingerie (half bra, fishnet stockings, garter, and matching high heels), was up next in bed as she aggressively rode the cock of Tony James when moper Paul Black walked in on them. With no set up, the established routine came afterwards, Valerie going down on her bed buddy while repeatedly looking at her sad sack husband (who looked like a cross between director Robby D. and Dave Cummings) pouting on the nearby couch. The oral led to more vaginal positions showing her active riding style, her sex partner only marginally better than the other guy from what I could tell. In any case, she did an okay job even with the complete lack of chemistry, the trysting partner barely able to maintain an erection at times. She jerked off Tony to her face (he took his pud from her midway through) and took the facial of population pudding, pulling Paul towards her as though to share it with him with a kiss before the screen faded out.
Scene Three: Tory Lane, the curvy slut seen in B&W on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next with sex partner Seth Gamble instead of “roid head” muscleman Jordan in the living room. She showed her ass and they kissed, both doing some oral to one another before actively engaging in vaginal penetration positions while Jordan watched on with a dismayed look on his face. Tory hammed it up once again, tossing Jordan a bone by sucking his very small pecker and riding him as well, some minor rough stuff included at her bequest. In real life, Jordan would have probably ripped their arms off and beat them with the limbs but the overly sensitive loser just took whatever verbal abuse she dished out according to the premise of the show, both men rubbing out a load of spunk to her upper torso, Seth actually landing most of his on her face while Jordan landed as much on the couch to piss her off.
Scene Four: Allie Haze, a cute gal with a lean body, was up next as she selected Rocco Reed over her usual partner, his feelings hurt when she compared their kissing skills in favor of Rocco. For his part, Rocco helped her disrobe and spent some time working her tits orally, moving south to eat her snatch and get frisky before she reciprocated with an active hummer. They screwed vaginally in a few positions and engaged in some taste testing, Allie’s ample sample of an ass looking good when she bent over for a few swats by Rocco, the couple showing some rare chemistry for the flick as the loser sat hopelessly alone on the sidelines. The scene ended when Rocco tossed off a modest load of spew to her face as she caressed his legs and gave some post coital head.
Scene Five: Ashli Orion, the sexy and all natural brunette seen featured on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up last as she paraded around the bedroom wearing slutty shoes and a bikini top, masturbating until Danny Mountain came in (technically, happening the next day). Her loser mate was still at his computer and she aggressively slobbed Danny’s knob on the bed, Ashli tossing around her moper as she continued working on Danny’s rod. Danny then ate her out and the two boned vaginally, some taste testing enhancing the final outcome even though the two provided no chemistry at all together. The verbal berating of the moper continued though and Danny ended it by unleashing a wad of semen on her ass, Ashli sucking him off one last time as the loser cried in his chair.
Summary: The Cuckold Club by director Marc Twain for Bluebird Films was designed for a very narrow audience, those who enjoy watching women at their cruelest so your mileage is going to vary a whole lot as to the quality of the production. The technical matters were handled well enough and only the limited scenarios kept it from getting a higher rating than a Rent It, the lame extras not helping much nor the lack of chemistry in almost all cases providing reason to elevate it much in my estimation. In all, the selection of ladies was decent, it was just that most of the men were barely better than the mopes they were replacing, the concept weakened thematically as a result, my favorite performers being Tory Lane, Mason Moore, and Ashli Orion. In short, The Cuckold Club will serve those who want better ladies than the third tier (and lower) production companies tend to offer these days but don’t expect these scenarios to stray too far from established norms, the lack of originality hopefully something the director addresses in future efforts.
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