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Tits, Tats N Ass


Studio: Bluebird Films » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 3/12/11



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Tits, Tats N Ass

Release Date: March 1, 2011

Running Time: 2:08

Condoms: None

Director: Martha Washington

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Emily Parker, Juelz Ventura, Paris Kennedy & Sparky Sin Claire

About The DVD

“Tits, Tats N Ass”, is put together with five young ladies that you will find a mix in levels of performance. Each has a nice opening, that tells you a little about themselves prior to moving onto the sex segments. There are two powerful scenes with Andy San Dimas and Sparky Sin Claire that will have you jerking off non stop from the moment their scenes start right up to the end.

Andy San Dimas

Andy opens her scene by walking through all the great tats she has. When her partner comes in, once again, Andy delivers another powerful scene. From foreplay to a great response by her as she gets her pussy eaten, is the beginning of non stop exciting and solid sex. Great oral with nice use of her hands, with deep throating and face fucking you will enjoy watching. Regardless of what position she fucking in, she delivers a great wild fuck that will have you jerking off right along with her. Andy is very vocal and doesn’t sit still one moment. When she takes a load on her pussy, she wipes it up with her hands and licks them clean. Fantastic opening scene by Andy and once again she delivers non stop jerk off material.

Positions: Oral, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Spooning

Juelz Ventura

After Juelz counts and shows her tattoos off, she moves onto some fondling and playing around with her partner. Regardless, if she was getting her pussy or asshole licked, she responded to it with pleasure. Following her oral skills that included taking a face fucking, she lays on her side and takes a hard fucking with a nice response in being spooned. From grinding in missionary to pounding in reverse cowgirl, Juelz delivers a good all around fuck. Pulling her lip down with his cock right there, she has a nice load of cum layered on her inner lip tattoo.

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Spooning, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl,

Paris Kennedy

Paris has a nice opening as she tells us all a little about herself. From there, she and her partnerplay around as the get naked and he gives her an oral treatment on her pussy. In getting oral performed on her and as she returned the favor in sucking his cock, the sex was there, but not quite the excitement and energy that I like to see. There was even some deep throating, but that even lacked the expressions of excitement and energy. She fucked decent in all positions, but her strongest was in cowgirl, from the great views of her ass and the way she grinded her pussy on his cock. Even though there were exciting moments as she fucked, there were also those moments that didn’t deliver that true believability, including her sounds and moans at times. In the end, she gets a dose of cum in her mouth and gives his head a nice follow up sucking. Across the board, even with good moments, the scene does not deliver non stop jerking off, but is still worth a one time watch.

Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie, Cum In Mouth

Sparky Sin Claire

If you are one, who shoots a load the instant Sparky comes on the screen, then join the club, cause I am the president of it. Sparky, got my attention right of as she talked about her sexual fantasies with school teachers and her favorite sexual position. Which, by the way is the jockey position. Following some strong oral skills that included lots of spit and deep throating, onto a powerful fuck they go. Every position was strong and exciting to watch as it kept me pouring on the lube and jerking off non stop. I love listening to Sparky fuck, as she starts with these cute whimpers that increase to loud moaning as she continues to get into it. From taking a hard fucking to a finger in her ass, she works up to a load of cum in her sweet mouth, followed by taking some out and rubbing it on her cute and loveable boobies. A powerful scene once again by a very exciting young lady.

Positions: Oral, Sixty-Nine, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggie, Spooning, Missionary, Cum In Mouth

Emily Parker

Emily spends time talking about the way she likes sex and the size cock she likes in her sweet vagina. After playing around, she gets a nice oral treatment on her pussy and returns to her partner with sucking his cock, that included some deep throating. Great views watching her ass bounce in cowgirl, to lots of clit play on herself while she rode reverse cowgirl. Emily’s scene had some good strength at times, but not as strong as I have seen her in other scenes. She just didn’t seem to be into it a 100% like she usually is. Wrapping the scene up, her partner dumps his load on her tits and brings the scene and dvd to an end.

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Missionary

Extras: Pop Shots, Trailers

Audio & Video: The audio had a good quality that stayed consistent from scene to scene. The video quality at times really hurt the girls and their scenes as the you would get digital scrambling often throughout the dvd, especially in Emily Parker’s scene. The over all quality was way off on this and made in very unacceptable and annoying.

Sample of video quality at times in the dvd.

My Final Thoughts

From the poor video quality and all scenes not being solid, it really makes “Tits, Tats N Ass” a mixed bagged of goods. Keep in mind that the video quality is not fault of the performers, but it sure hurts enjoying the ladies to their fullest. Of the five scenes, Andy San Dimas and Sparky Sin Claire were the strength of the dvd and how they had Andy San Dimas’ scene anchor the opening of the dvd, then more consideration should have be made by placing Sparky Sin Claire’s scene as the closing anchor. I enjoy alt girl movies very much. But, when I see the quality of work in the picture and the lack off full strength of some of the ladies in some of the scenes, it makes me really think, that we should just leave the alt girl movies to Joanna Angel and Burning Angels. Across the board, the best I can do with “Tits, Tats N Ass”, is to say, only “Rent It’ and enjoy what you can. There are other dvds out there of better video quality and plenty of scenes with several of these ladies that you would be better off owning.


 



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