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Tits 'n Tats #3 Adult DVD


Studio: Venom » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 3/23/11


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Gonzo
Director: Jordan Septo
Cast: Misti Dawn, Sascha, Tori Lux, Derrick Pierce, Carrie Ann, Mark Zane, Daisy Cruz, Talon, Brooke Banner, Haigo B.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 02:14
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex.

Synopsis

Tits 'n Tats 3 is a five-scene and all-vaginal gonzo flick that highlights, as you might have guessed by the movie's title, girls with big tits and lots of tattoos. Although the guys don't have big tits (thank God!), they, too, sport inkings.

I had great expectations when I slid this movie into my DVD drive. After all, I love both tits and tats. In fact, I even specifically requested a review copy of this movie from its director, Jordan Septo. Thanks, Jordan.

From the perspective of tats, this movie really rocks. Check out the awesome artwork on Misti, Tori, Carrie Ann, Daisy, and Brooke. And, most of the ten breasts featured in this movie are delectable, too. I especially like the boobs owned by Tori Lux...particularly because her right nipple is pierced.

Speaking of Tori Lux, I'm totally in love with this girl. Not only is her full-back artwork incredible, but she also possesses a very fine body and is a hell of a good fuck. Tori's five-star scene in Tits 'n Tats 3 is MUST-SEE!

Whereas the bodies are hot and sexy, three of the scenes fall flat sexually, in my opinion. Since I watch porn to see pretty girls cum, I'm always disappointed if I don't get to see at least one screaming or body-quaking female orgasm per scene. Sadly, Carrie Ann and Brooke never came during their scenes. What a shame.

Some of the guys, too, let me down when they neglected to go down on their woman's pussy to drink deeply from her fountain of girl juice. I simply cannot understand how a guy can refrain from eating his woman's vagina. Can somebody explain this to me?

Most of the scenes follow the same pattern: the girl briefly shows off--and explains--her tattoos. Then, she gets together with her guy and slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am they're off and running. One scene, Scene Five, does have a more extensive set-up during which stunning Brooke Banner stops by a tattoo parlor to get a new inking and she's soon getting her pussy stuffed by a tattoo artist played by Haigo B.

I do suggest you watch this movie...especially for Scene Two. But, I do not think that it is worth keeping in your collection. So, rent it or watch it on line.

By the way, I fucked Stoya's cunt the entire time I reviewed this movie. Find out how here.

Check out some photos of the girls in Tit's 'n Tats 3 here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the amazingly emblazoned Tori Lux. Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Tits 'n Tats can be accessed here.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Misti Dawn, Sascha.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Misti Dawn, seated atop an ornate bed, begins her scene by showing off her tattoos and explaining what they mean and why she chose to have them inked on her body. Her peacocks, I think, are her most impressive tattoos. But, the "seams" inked on the back of her legs are damned hot, too. While she shows off her "heart with wings" chest tattoo, she strips off her black bra to reveal her fine natural-looking tits.

Without much ado, Sascha steps into the bedroom and attacks Misti with his mouth and hands. He kisses her mouth, fondles her curves, and strips off her panties. Meanwhile, she fondles his pants-imprsioned cock. Then, she tugs down those pants and gives his already-erect cock a workout with her insatiable and talented mouth and left hand while using her right hand to stroke her vagina.

Without benefit of any cunnilingus, Sascha beckons for Misti to mount him in cowgirl. As he briefly suckles her pretty tits, she straddles him, lets him guide his cock into her pussy, and then the two fuck each other with energy and fervor as her generous vagina coats his rod with lots of girl juice. Misti does a nice job doing her share of the fucking. And, Sascha ups the ante by massaging her asshole with her finger. In due course, Misti turns around, into reverse cowgirl, without ever letting Sascha's cock slip out of her vagina (hot move, Misti!), and continues to fuck the shit out of Sascha while he lies back and enjoys the ride. Misti soon realizes that she's doing all the work and demands, "I want you to fuck me!" So, Sascha takes over and pounds her incessantly while the two take turns stroking her sensitive clit until she cums.

As the scene continues to unfold, Sascha and Misti fuck each other vaginally in kneeling doggie, spoon (she cums volcanically), another round of sexy looking cowgirl (very hot moves, Misti), and missionary. When the scene nears its end, Sascha begs to cum inside Misti's pussy. But, she wants him to pop onto her tits. So, gallant Sascha does the lady's bidding and, after he pounds her pussy in mish until he's at the brink, he pulls out and showers his load all over her "heart with wings) tattoo and perky breasts. She sucks him dry and massages his sperm into her chest.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing masturbation, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit squeezing, handjob, fellatio, stringers, jaw breakers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she cums), kneeling doggie, spoon (she cums).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Breasts.

Sex rating: 4.075
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.90

What I Liked Most:

  • I love Misti's extensive, colorful, and beautiful tattoos. Her boobs and pussy are damned nice, too.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Misti and Sascha.
  • Misti knows she's really fucking us...not Sascha. So, she turns her mesmerizing towards ours on numerous occasions.
  • Misti's generous pussy liberally coats Sascha's cock with girl juice. No lube necessary!
  • Misti's capacious pussy gapes beautifully whenever Sascha momentarily pulls out. He spreads it super wide for our viewing enjoyment.
  • Misti does a very nice job fucking Sascha's cock with erotic and sexy-looking moves....especially in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.
  • Misti is a demonstrative fuck. She squeals and groans enthusiastically and isn't afraid to use her words to inflame Sascha's lust and to tell him exactly what she feels and wants.
  • I love the way Misti's pretty natural boobs bounce and gyrate while she and Sascha fuck.
  • Sascha massages Misti's asshole while he reams her pussy. He also takes time to kiss her mouth, squeeze her tits, and suckle her nipples during sex.
  • Misti ravenously sucks and milks Sascha's cock to near orgasm during volcanic pussy-to-mouth between positions.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There really should have been some anal pleasure in this scene. At the very least, there could have been some rimming. Assholes need loving, too!
  • The videographer, as is so often the case in porn, makes extensive use of oblique camera angles. This technique, which makes it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen, occurs when the camera operator turns the camera this way and that during filming. It is almost never done in mainstream and its use in porn always puzzles me.
  • The production values leave a lot to be desired. The location is garish and phony-looking and the couple doesn't utilize it very well (primarily bed sex); the make-up/wardrobe/and hairstyling is minimal, and the scene set-up is, at best, perfunctory. There is no musical soundtrack. This scene feels low budget.
  • Misti has extensive pubic-area blemishes. I'm not sure if they are due to razor burn or if they're pimples. In any case, they detract from her otherwise fine body.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Sascha, as is his norm, neglected to eat Misti's pussy at any time during the scene. Don't let the photo in the gallery I've provided fool you. Sascha never dips his tongue into Misti's vagina during the scene.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Tori Lux, Derrick Pierce

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Two begins in much the same way as Scene One. Tori, standing in front of a staircase and dressed in a skimpy black bra and tiny black panties, strips off her outfit while showing off and explaining her extensive tattoos. Believe me, this girl is a flesh-and-blood work of art! Although her full back inking is the most impressive of her body art (God, I'd love to lick every square centimeter of it!), her most controversial tattoo may very well be a coat hanger in her genital area that exemplifies her pro-choice attitude. She also has artwork that proclaims "cunt" above her vagina. In addition to her tattoos, exquisite Tori has a ring through her right nipple (her natural breasts are the stuff of sweet dreams!). I love this girl!

As the scene unfolds, Tori struts into the living room where Derrick Pierce is seated on a couch and anxiously awaiting her. He pulls her close, tears off her clothes, and then worships her flesh with his mouth and hands while she smiles broadly, caresses him, and strips off his shirt. Then Derrick, one of my favorite male performers, does what I'd do: he spreads her legs wide and goes down on her pussy so that he can ravish it with his greedy tongue and lucky fingers. Meanwhile, he squeezes her bejeweled breast with his free hand. Tori loves Derricks actions, smiles broadly, and coos with pleasure. Later, to repay Derrick, Tori gives him an absolutely outstanding blowjob that includes balls-deep deep-throat thrusts, gagging, and sexy stringers. Meanwhile, Derrick tugs on Tori's long black hair and sharply spanks her art-covered ass cheeks.

Multi-orgasmic vaginal sex begins in cowgirl, a position that allows us to savor Tori's fantastic back tattoo. Derrick and Tori fuck each other vigorously and he ups the ante by sharply spanking her ass cheeks while they pound each other. In due course, Tori lifts herself off of Derrick's cock, performs some ravenous--and very slobbery--pussy-to-mouth, and then kneels on the course for some screaming-orgasm-inducing kneeling doggie sex. Later, as the scene continues to unfold, Tori and Derrick enjoy on-her-side sex (she cums again), spoon, and awesome-looking reverse cowgirl (Tori really knows how to ride cock...like a champion cowgirl rides a bull!).

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To finish up this incendiary and five-star scene, Tori enthusiastically pounds Derrick in reverse until he's ready to pop. At the last second, she jumps off his cock and kneels at his feet so that she can take almost his entire load into her wide-open mouth. Then, like a true slut, she swallows. Good girl, Tori.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, body kissing/licking, spanking, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie (she cums), on-her-side (she cums), spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.20

What I Liked Most:

  • I am totally and completely in lust with Tori Lux. I adore her fine body; extensive and gorgeous tattoos; and pretty, natural, and pierced tits. Based upon her pre-scene interview, it appears she has a cool personality, too. I'd love to fuck her. Wouldn't you?
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Tori and Derrick. They have a hell of a good time together.
  • Derrick ravenously eats and finger fucks Tori's vagina during foreplay. To repay him, Tori gives Derrick an out-of-this-world blowjob.
  • I love how Tori's all-natural and medium-sized breasts bounce and jiggle. Her nipple ring adds even more excitement.
  • Tori often shares her lust with us by looking deeply into our eyes through the camera's lens.
  • Rivers of girl-juice flow from Tori's oh-so-happy cunt. Believe me, no lube was necessary during the filming of this scene!
  • Tori's fucking moves are very hot and erotic. Wow, she really knows how to ride a cock!
  • Tori's art-covered ass cheeks, which are truly things of beauty, become even more attractive when they turn bright red in reaction to Derrick's sharp spanks.
  • The sex is hot and sweaty and becomes a bit rough when Derrick pulls on Tori's hair, slaps her face, and chokes her throat while he reams her pussy. And, the sex becomes hungry when Derrick ravenously swaps tongues with Tori.
  • Tori performs some ravenous--and very slobbery--pussy-to-mouth between positions.
  • At the end of the scene, Tori takes Derrick's semen into her open mouth and swallows it. Good girl, Tori.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There really should have been some anal pleasure in this scene. At the very least, there could have been some rimming. Assholes need loving, too!
  • There are problems with the lighting. Most of the video is underexposed (too dark).
  • The production values are not as good as they could be. The make-up/wardrobe/and hairstyling is minimal, and the scene set-up is, at best, perfunctory. There is no musical soundtrack.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Carrie Ann, Mark Zane

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After MILF Carrie Ann describes and shows off her tattoos (I like her angel wings), multiple piercings (including two in her pussy), fine ass, and big inflated boobs (she's proud of them...I wonder why?), she confesses that she's horny and needs to get laid. But, since there's no guy in the picture, she fondles her pussy and clit instead. Then, she notices Mark Zane sitting across the room, stands up, struts up to him, and lets him caress her body and suckle her aroused tits. Within seconds, Mark has Carrie Ann on her back, atop a couch, with her legs splayed wide so that he can greedily eat, spit on, and multiple-finger-fuck her bejeweled pussy. He also suckles her erect clit and clit-hood jewelry. Of course, oral foreplay also includes some hot fellatio and balls sucking as Carrie Ann does her best to suck Mark's soul out of his penis while he pulls on her dark red hair.

Perfunctory--and for-the-buck instead of for-the-fuck--vaginal sex begins in missionary and then continues in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and kneeling doggie. To end this nearly boring scene, during which Carrie Ann comes no where near climax, Mark pumps his load into Carrie Ann's open mouth and onto her face. Then, she commits a mortal sin (at least in my book) by spitting out his semen onto her tits.

I hate to say this, but sometimes sex scenes should be tossed out rather than included in a movie.

Foreplay: Striptease, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, handjob, fellatio.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.

Sex rating: 3.00
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.00

What I Liked Most:

  • Carrie Ann is a reasonably-attractive (yet well used) MILF with extensive tattoos (including angel wings on her back), multiple lip piercings, and two hot clit-hood rings.
  • Carrie Ann is assertive with Mark. She makes sure that he knows what she wants...and gets what she wants in return.
  • Carrie Ann definitely knows how to use naughty language. Too bad it doesn't really serve to inflame Mark's lust.
  • Carrie Ann worships Mark's cock--and sucks her juices off of it--using pussy-to-mouth between positions.
  • Mark takes time to eat Carrie Ann's pussy during brief respites in the in-and-out action. He also spanks her ass--at her request--while they fuck.
  • Carrie Ann's fucking moves, during cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, are hot and sexy.
  • The performers work up a sweat as they fuck.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There really should have been some anal pleasure in this scene. At the very least, there could have been some rimming. Assholes need loving, too!
  • The videographer, as is so often the case in porn, makes extensive use of oblique camera angles. This technique, which makes it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen, occurs when the camera operator turns the camera this way and that during filming. It is almost never done in mainstream and its use in porn always puzzles me.
  • The production values leave a lot to be desired. The location is attractive, but the couple doesn't utilize it very well (primarily couch sex); the make-up/wardrobe/and hairstyling is minimal, and the scene set-up is, at best, perfunctory. There is no musical soundtrack. This scene feels low budget.
  • I'm really sorry to have to say this, but Carrie Ann should not be proud of her inflated tits. Instead, she should sue her plastic surgeon.
  • Again, I hate to say this, but even though Carrie Ann is a MILF and has had several children, she really needs to work on her flabby abdomen.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Carrie and Mark never seem to click. It's like they go through the motions--and do what they're expected to do during a sex scene--but their passion never really ignites.
  • Carrie Ann spits out Mark's semen after taking it into her mouth in an open-mouthed facial. Girls, spitting out a man's semen is extremely disrespectful. It's as if you found it somehow wanting.
  • Carrie Ann never cums during this scene. It is so selfish for a guy to cum without making his woman cum first.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Daisy Cruz, Talon.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: By now you get the idea about how these scenes begin. Daisy Cruz, dressed in a colorful bikini, shows us her tattoos (I like the gun belt on her thigh), strips off her outfit to show off her nicely-enhanced tits, and then walks naked across the room to join Talon, who's seated on a comfy blue couch. Through the magic of poor editing, Talon's suddenly naked and standing upright with his cock inside Daisy's greedy mouth. Talon thrusts his hips to force his cock in and out of Daisy's mouth while she squeezes its base with her hands. This quite effective fellatio, during which Talon pulls on Daisy's long black hair, also includes balls suckling, sexy stringers, and jaw breakers. But, the best part of the foreplay comes next when Talon uses his long and talented tongue and experienced fingers to drive Daisy's bejeweled pussy wild. Believe me, few guys eat better pussy than Talon. That's definitely true in this scene, during which Daisy coos and moans with unbridled pleasure in reaction to Talon's fine techniques.

Talon, obviously in control, soon bids Daisy to stand and, after he sits on the couch, guides his cock into her pussy while she straddles him in reverse cowgirl. Once he's inside, Daisy begins to fuck him with powerful and energetic moves that make her fine tits bounce joyfully. Talon responds in kind and the two are soon fucking each other as a well-engineered sex machine (they take a break for hungry pussy-to-mouth during this segment). Later, as the scene progresses, Talon reams Daisy's vagina in spoon (doesn't she look awesome in this photo?), kneeling doggie, cowgirl, and missionary.

After making Daisy climax during mish, Talon reaches the point of no return and quickly pulls out of her vagina. Daisy immediately positions herself on her knees to catch Talon's load with her open mouth. Unfortunately she, like Carrie Ann in Scene Three, spits out Talon's semen onto her tits. On the positive side, she does massage that cum into her flesh as the scene fades to black.

Foreplay: Striptease, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, stringers, balls sucking, jaw breakers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.

Sex rating: 4.10
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.10

What I Liked Most:

  • Daisy Cruz is a hot and sassy Latina with a fine hard body, nicely-enhanced tits, genital jewelry, and gnarly tattoos.
  • Daisy gives Talon a very good blowjob. When it's Talon's turn to give oral sex, he uses his super-long--and very talented tongue--to drive Daisy's clit and labia wild.
  • I love how Daisy's nicely-enhanced boobs dance so beautifully whenever she moves.
  • Daisy and Talon do a very nice job of fucking each other. They respond flawlessly to each other's moves!
  • Daisy hungrily gobbles Talon's rod using slobbery and deep-throat pussy-to-mouth between positions.
  • The sex is hot and very sweaty.
  • I really like Daisy's energetic moves during reverse cowgirl and cowgirl.
  • Talon does his best to pleasure Daisy's entire body. For example, he tightly squeezes her pretty boobs, caresses her body, strokes her clit, kisses her mouth, gently chokes her throat, pulls her long black hair, spanks her ass cheeks, strokes her labia,
  • Torrents of nasty vocabulary escape Daisy's pretty lips.
  • Daisy's happy pussy liberally coats Talon's cock with girl juice.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There really should have been some anal pleasure in this scene. At the very least, there could have been some rimming. Assholes need loving, too!
  • The videographer, as is so often the case in porn, makes extensive use of oblique camera angles. This technique, which makes it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen, occurs when the camera operator turns the camera this way and that during filming. It is almost never done in mainstream and its use in porn always puzzles me.
  • There are problems with the lighting. Some of the video is underexposed (too dark).
  • The production values are not as good as they could be. The make-up/wardrobe/and hairstyling is minimal, and the scene set-up is, at best, perfunctory. There is no musical soundtrack.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Daisy spits out Mark's semen after taking it into her mouth in an open-mouthed facial. Girls, spitting out a man's semen is extremely disrespectful. It's as if you found it somehow wanting.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Brooke Banner, Haigo B.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in by far the sexiest outfit of any of the girls in Tits 'n Tats 3, amazingly gorgeous Brooke Banner stands in front of the counter at a tattoo parlor and gives us a guided tour of her intricate and beautiful tattoos (her sleeve is amazing!). She confesses that she's at the studio to get more work done. Just then, Haigo, the tattoo artist, joins Brooke and immediately pulls up her miniscule top so that he can get an eyeful--and handful--of her bounteous breasts. The two briefly discuss options for more artwork. But, the lure of Brooke's big boobs is simply too much for Haigo to resist. So, he attacks them with his mouth and hands while Brooke beams with pleasure and caresses him. Haigo then takes time to tug aside Brookes clothes so that he can closely examine, and mildly ridicule, Brooke's other inkings. Of course, he also licks and spanks all her best assets. Taken aback by Haigo's criticism, Brooke retorts, "What do you have on you?" This question, of course, gives Brooke license to strip off Haigo's clothes...since she wants to see his body art, of course. As you can imagine, Haigo is fully erect by this time. So, his cock springs out of his pants when she opens them. Never one to waste a good opportunity, Brooke then attacks his hard rod with her mouth and hands--even though she finds "another bitch's" hair on his penis. Brooke's fellatio technique is very hot, and includes deep-throating, stringers, and gagging. Meanwhile, Haigo shows his appreciation with his words and by pulling Brooke's pretty blond hair. And, he thrusts his hips back-and-forth to force his penis deep down her throat.

In due course, Haigo bends Brooke over the counter, into doggie, briefly rims her asshole, fingers her ripe and ready labia, spanks her ass cheeks, and then slips his dick into her pussy for some hot in-and-out action. Brooke moans with delight as Haigo reams her cunt. And, she inflames his lust with suggestive vocabulary, too. After taking some time to strip off Brooke's remaining clothes, Haigo enjoys some ravenous, balls-deep, and gag-inducing pussy-to-mouth as Brooke confesses that her pussy juice tastes "really good." Indeed. Then, Haigo invites Brooke to join him in the back. When they reach a cushioned and upholstered work bench, Brooke jumps on top and then enjoys a thorough reaming by Haigo's dick in missionary, reverse cowgirl (doesn't Brooke's body look fantastic in this photo?), cowgirl, and spoon.

To finish up, Haigo and Brooke step down from the bench and she kneels in front of him. Haigo then jacks off onto Brooke's face and into her mouth. Brooke then sucks him dry and swallows his load. Good girl!

With the exception of a missing female orgasm, this is a very solid scene.

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, body kissing/licking, tit sucking and squeezing, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, gagging, boy-on-girl rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 3.40
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.80

What I Liked Most:

  • Brooke Banner is fucking gorgeous. She even looks fine with her clothes on! And, her sleeve of tattoos is beautiful.
  • The scene is set in an interesting location (lobby of a tattoo parlor) and has a much more effective set-up than those in Scenes One through Four.
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Brooke and Haigo.
  • Brooke gives Haigo a very spirited blowjob replete with dee-throating, stringers, and gagging.
  • I am grateful for the anal pleasure Brooke receives when Haigo rims her asshole.
  • Brooke's bountiful tits bounce so beautifully in response to Haigo's--or her--moves.
  • Brooke uses torrents of suggestive language and passionate sounds to inflame Haigo's lust.
  • The sex is hot and sweaty.
  • Brooke's fucking moves are really impressive during reverse cowgirl and, especially, cowgirl.
  • I am really impressed with Brooke's ingenuity--and her flexible body--as she uses the very limited space atop the work bench to frantically fuck Haigo in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. She makes the whole bench vibrate and rattle!
  • Haigo sharply spanks Brooke's pretty butt and caresses her ripe body while they fuck.
  • Brooke swallows Haigo's semen at the end of the scene. Remember, girls: Waste not!
  • This scene has the best production values of any scene in this movie. All that's missing is a musical soundtrack.
  • There are some very nice close-ups of the action during this scene.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The videographer, as is so often the case in porn, makes extensive use of oblique camera angles. This technique, which makes it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen, occurs when the camera operator turns the camera this way and that during filming. It is almost never done in mainstream and its use in porn always puzzles me.
  • There are problems with the lighting. Some of the video is underexposed (too dark).
  • Haigo should have fucked Brooke's big and bountiful tits. Hers are easily the biggest boobs in Tits 'n Tats 3 and they simply beg to be fucked!

What I Didn't Like:

  • Haigo neglected to eat Brooke's pussy at any time during the scene. Don't let the photo in the gallery I've provided fool you. Haigo never eats Brooke's vagina during the scene.
  • Brooke never cums during this scene. Even though Brooke says she's going to cum during cowgirl, I never saw any evidence of such orgasm. It is so selfish for a guy to cum without making his woman cum first.

Extras

The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains: a full-motion chapter selector that identifies each scene by the girl's name; multiple chapters per sex scene; a three and one-half minute cum shot recap reel; a seven and one-half minute self-running slide show that is accompanied by music; and a 17 and one-half minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS contains: before-sex impromptu interviews of the girls; after-sex debriefings of the cast members; and video of the still photo shoots. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Tits 'n Tats 3 include:

  • the tattoos! And, to perhaps a lesser extent, the piercings! The girls in this movie are definitely and delightfully edgy.
  • Tori Lux. I'm totally in love with her.
  • Scene Two, featuring Tori Lux and Derrick Pierce. Even though this is just a boy-girl scene, it really rocks and earns a solid five points.

Tits 'n Tats 3 could have been better if:

  • there had been some anal sex. Other than a little rimming and anal massage, assholes don't get any lovin' during this movie.
  • the video was more professional. Lighting and oblique camera angles plague this movie.
  • more attention had been paid to the movie's production values. The locations are pretty mundane (except the one used in Scene Five) and the couples don't utilize them very well (primarily couch sex); the make-up/wardrobe/and hairstyling is minimal, and the scene set-ups are, with the exception of the set-up to Scene Five, perfunctory. There is no musical soundtrack. This movie scream out, "low budget."
  • Haigo had fucked Brooke Banner's tits. Don't you think they're big--and fine--enough to fuck?

Things I didn't like about Tits 'n Tats 3 include:

  • Too many of the girls didn't get to cum.
  • Two of the guys totally neglect cunnilingus during their scenes. I cannot understand guys who bypass pussy eating.
  • Too many of the girls spit out their guys' semen. That's disrespectful and should always be avoided.
  • The sex in Scene Three is, at best, perfunctory.

Recap
Average sex rating: 3.92
Average video rating: 4.40
Average audio rating: 4.10
Average production values rating: 3.20
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 3.878

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



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