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12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Vol. 17


Studio: Madness Pictures » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 3/20/11



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

The twelfth (and at the time of this writing, latest) entry in the ongoing series of Madness Pictures video releases featuring the hottest girls from their stable of beauties in erotic solo action, 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 17

Scene 1: Victoria Lawson Sexy dark haired cover girl Victoria Lawson starts things off with a brief strip tease in which she shows off her polka dot underwear before spreading her legs and fingering her clit. She’s completely shaved and pretty smooth looking and once her fingers have worn out their welcome she uses a big purple vibrator on herself. It seems to get her clit pretty worked up as she climaxes once it hits her there and she cleans it off with her pretty little mouth.

Scene 2: Gracie Glam Gracie keeps the polka dot theme going as she blabs away for a minute or two that you’ll probably fast forward through. Once the talk is over, she spreads her legs and fingers her bald beaver nice and slow like. The editing shows her down on all fours in black and white for some reason, and it’s distracting and annoying, but Gracie is a fox so we can look past this. She too has a purple vibrator thing, they must have been on sale that week, and uses it on and in herself before getting down on all fours. That black and white stuff was foreshadowing I guess. She’s got a great ass but sadly doesn’t stick anything in it. Sigh.

Scene 3: Friday The third brunette in a row is stalky big titted Friday who also talks too much before getting her fingers down between her legs for a little self gratification. She shows off her big ass and tits and keeps her black heels and lingerie on, which is a nice touch, and is able to suck her own tits and finger her own ass, so she gets bonus points for that. She’s bigger than the other girls but very attractive and, as the title of this DVD implies, a bit nasty. She fucks herself with a pink vibrator and then sucks it clean to end the scene.

Scene 4: Danica Dillan Beautiful dark haired Danica, like the other girls, talks a bit before getting down but soon teases us and then gets naked and plays with her nipples – a nice start. She lies on the couch and fingers her pussy and then rolls over onto all fours and slips a finger up her ass and two in her pussy. She has blue nail polish and for some reason this is appealing – or maybe I’m just weird. She stuffs a glass dildo up her ass and another up her pussy and basically DP’s herself. For this reason, my hat is off to you, Ms. Dillan. Very, very nicely done.

Scene 5: Christina Skye The first blonde of the feature is Christina who, after a brief interview, does the requisite tease scene and then loses that blue dress and gets naked. She pulls herself open and plays with her tits and then gets on all fours to finger her box and kneed her ass cheeks. She fingers her ass and snatch and then uses a clear dildo on herself which she sucks and then crams into her pussy.

Scene 6: Violet Monroe Violet’s got auburn colored hair, which is a nice touch, and is sporting some fancy slinky black get up when her interview takes place. She kinda looks like Darlene from Rosannae but in a hot way, she’s got a crooked smile and sexy eyes. At any rate, she too talks a lot before stripping and then giving the camera a close up look as she slips a few fingers into her cooze. She’s shaved (with a bit of a landing strip) and seems to enjoy the smoothness, making a lot of good eye contact and getting into things nicely. She puts a pink dildo inside herself and gets on all fours but is soon on her back again, really giving it to herself with the toy.

Scene 7: Rebecca Bardoux Brown haired Rebeca is older than everyone else in this feature but her looks are holding up and so if you don’t mind a bit of cougar action, well, here you go. Experience counts, right? She talks and talks and then spreads her legs on the couch to finger her bald beaver for us. Her body is in good shape as she uses a familiar looking pink vibrator on herself and is smart enough to leave the sexy black stockings on. She gets on all fours and pounds the toy against the couch to get it in as far as it’ll go to finish the scene.

Scene 8: Payton Leigh Blonde Payton is a bit MILFish, but that’s not a bad thing. She bats her eyes at the camera as she talks about things we don’t care about before getting naked and laying on her back on the bed. She fingers her pussy, not shaved for once though well groomed, and shudders a bit as she touches herself which makes you think this might not just be for our enjoyment. She fingers herself and uses a different pink dildo/vibrator thing on herself and works her clit with her free hadn.

Scene 9: Claudia Adkins Dark haired gothy Claudia talks too much but then wisely stands up, struts, and gets nude so that we can watch her show off her tight ass and twat for the camera while down on all fours in front of us. She fingers her shaved but not bald pussy and then uses a pink beaded glass dildo on her box which seems to do wonders for her.

Scene 10: Natasha Nostrovia Big titted brunette Natasha also talks a bit before standing up and showing off a nice plump ass and a pretty solid pair of way too fake looking bazooms which mar an otherwise very nice curvy body. She lays back on the leather couch and spreads her legs to rub her bald puss and diddle her clit, before a familiar pink vibrator winds up deep in her holiest of holes. She’s got a bit set of lips on her pussy which is interesting to look at and sets her apart and seems to really enjoy her scene once the vibrator dildo things goes into spinning power drill mode.

Scene 11: Zoe Holloway Foxy dark haired Zoe’s penultimate scene also features a lengthy interview that you’ll probably fast forward through in order to get to her strip tease. Once she’s got our attention, this stone cold fox shows off her fake tits and then ditches her leopard print panties to let us ogle her as she fingers her pussy. She sucks her fingers and then goes back for seconds before rolling onto her side and then onto all fours at which point she unleashes a gold vibrator onto her box. She uses it until she’s good and ready and then sucks it clean as she brings herself home by fingering her clit and, at this point, deliciously wet pussy. Well done, Zoe. Well done.

Scene 12: Kelly Leigh Last but not least, blonde cougar Kelly delivers the last of the useless interviews before showing us that her body has aged very well indeed without the aid of implants or other surgical alterations. She plays with her lovely tits and teases us a bit before spreading her legs and playing with her unshaved snatch. She works a few fingers in there nice and deep and intensifies her actions as her pleasure increases before busting out a blue vibrator and fucking herself silly with it.

The DVD

Video:

While the image was obviously captured on video and not on film, the overall clarity of the picture is quite good thanks to a decent authoring job and some well lit scenes. Colors are natural if a little harsh looking due to the lighting required for those gynecological close ups, but black levels remain strong and skin tones look lifelike and natural. There are a few spots where some mpeg compression is obvious, as well as some mild edge enhancement, but these aren’t serious problems and overall this movie looks good.

Sound:

The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround mix comes through loud and clear. As mentioned earlier, there isn’t much actual in this movie, just some sex noises and moans and groans, really, but it all works.

Extras:

The extras are slim on this release but there is an amusing featurette included here called Naked Girls Telling Jokes (2:37) in which a bunch of naked girls sit, with their legs spread wide for the camera, and tell bad jokes. The behind the scenes featurette (16:45) is a bit more substantial though at one point Ms. Friday squeezes her nipples to produce milk, which was unexpected – but such is the cycle of life. Congratulations, Friday. Overall though, this doesn’t differ from the feature much aside from that fact that there’s more talking – the girls still more or less play with themselves, they just provide little sound bites here as they do so. Aside from that there’s a still gallery and trailers for a few other Madness Pictures releases

Final Thoughts:

12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 17 is what it is – a collection of twelve nasty girls masturbating. If the title alone is enough to get your goat, by all means check it out. It does what it does well and comes recommended for that reason – just be aware that it doesn’t offer anything more than the title applies. There’s something to be said for truth in advertising and there’s something to be said for watching nasty girls masturbate, so you can’t really go wrong here so long as this is the kink you want.



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