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Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/23/11

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Sexsomnia (Alexis Texas Has…)

Vouyer Media

Genre: Gonzo, Sleep-sex


Director: Zander

Cast: Alexis Texas, Marco Banderas, Vicki Chase, Sascha, Aubrey Addams, Mark Wood, Madison Ivy, Mark Ashley, Jynx Maze, Mr. Pete

Length: 117:28 minutes

Alexis Texas

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The only worthwhile extra was a bonus scene from Absolute Amateurs 3 starring Tera Dice/Knightly and Criss Strokes that lasted 27:44 minutes. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, and a slipcover for the case but that was all.

Condoms: None

Vicki Chase

Audio/Video Quality: Sexsomnia was presented in a nicely enhanced anamorphic 1.78:1 ratio widescreen color as shot by director Zander for Vouyer Media. The majority of action took place inside the house with a little tease outside by the pool so the lighting was typically decent, eliminating the usual shadows, grain, and video noise indicative of porn. The camera angles and editing were fair to middling, the lighting leaving much to be desired this time (too many shadows). The fleshtones were a bit saturated at times (due to the lighting) and the bitrate hovered around the 4.5 Mbps area most of the time, minimal compression issues observed. There was also an intermittent, semi-annoying company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen at times. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English in a 256 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, never really adding much by way of aural stimulation but the ladies were easy to hear on those occasions when they were using dirty talk.

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Aubrey Addams

Body of Review: Zander is one of the generic directors at Vouyer Media, his works tending to be really hit or miss with little in between for me. His latest fuck flick sent my way is called Sexsomnia, borrowing the term made popular in the early episodes of House where a partner will engage in sexual gratification while asleep or close to it, the kind of impromptu trysts arising from the concept certainly worthy of fantasizing about. The cover sported hotty Alexis Texas but the cast also included notables such as Jynx Maze, Madison Ivy, and Aubrey Addams so I felt it had a decent chance of working for my spank bank material. For those who keep track of such things, the only anal sex came from Jynx Maze but there was some pretty fair boning going on, the colors a bit on the saturated side thanks to some weak lighting.

Madison Ivy

The company website describes the movie like this: “When the first season of Fox TV’s HOUSE dealt with the topic of “sleep sex,” many viewers assumed the condition had been invented by crafty screenwriters for the sake of a provocative hour of drama. But sleep sex – better known as “Sexsomnia” – is in fact a form of non-rapid eye movement parasomnia (similar to sleepwalking) that causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep. And though the circumstances can vary, masturbation, fondling, and sexual intercourse are almost invariably involved. While little has been known about this sensuous spin on sleepwalking until now, the exciting new release “Sexsomnia” is poised to blow the lid off this condition with the help of some of the most acclaimed performers in adult entertainment. For example, who could be a better choice to take viewers on a XXX trip into the dreamy world of “Sexsomnia” than sleepy-eyed stunner Alexis Texas? This shapely bombshell has won eleven major awards since entering the industry, and she positively shines in her segment here. Blonde spinner Madison Ivy is no stranger to the awards show stage either, having won AVN’s Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene award for the last two years. She brings the same unbridled energy to her boy /girl exploits here, with the results adding up to one of the hottest scenes in the movie.AVN, XRCO and F.A.M.E. award nominee Aubrey Addams keeps the sensual action moving, and the cast is fleshed out by such fan favorites as Vicki Chase and Jynx Maze. The male talent stoking the girls’ passions includes Mr. Pete, Marco Banderas, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood and Sascha. In some scenarios the ladies are sleeping beauties waiting for their men, in others the female talent gets the upper hand. And it’s all topped off with a special bonus scene starring gorgeous Tera Knightley. “Sexsomnia.” It’s sleep sex that’s guaranteed to keep you wide awake in dreamland!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jynx Maze with Pete

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the bountifully beautiful blond featured on the front cover, was up first in sheer lingerie as she caressed Marco Banderas in bed. He was sleeping so she quietly caressed his pecker and sucked him off to a fully turgid state, climbing onto it for some active vaginal positions. This eventually woke him up and he took advantage of her horny frame of mind, her ass cheeks lovingly bouncing when he drilled her in doggy and she pushed back to meet his thrusts. There was some dirty talk and taste testing, Alexis jerking him off to her face as his modest wad of genetic juice hit his torso and her face, Alexis coaxing him back to sleep at the end.

Scene Two: Vicki Chase, a curvy Latina sprawled out on her bed in some loose fitting panties and top, was just too much temptation for Sascha to resist in the next scene. While his weird Mohawk looked like he lost a bet (perhaps to Erik Everhard) and his growing collection of tattoos relegates him to lower tier status, he lightly savored the labia of Vicki as she rested peacefully on the bed. He fingered her and ate her ass, soon engaging in a few vaginal positions as she began to wake up from her slumbering state of mind. She became an active participant at that point and while there was no discernable chemistry between them, the tryst was worth a peek or two thanks in small part to their taste testing ways. It ended when he tossed off a load of population pudding to her ass cheeks, the gal providing some hand to gland assistance along the way.

Scene Three: Aubrey Addams, a foxy little blond with a lean body, was up next as she walked into the bedroom wearing a bright pink bathrobe, Mark Wood unwilling to stir from his sleeping state. Her robe slowly came off as she caressed the covers to find his pecker, sucking him off and shoving his dick inside her pussy for some active riding. This woke him up of course and he seemed to appreciate her efforts at getting him off, Aubrey doing some taste testing along the way even though they had no passion in the action. It ended when he rubbed a round of spunk off to her abdomen, a light sheen of sweat covering her as he spent the entire contents of his balls on her (which she tasted off course).

Scene Four: Madison Ivy, a sexy blond with nice curves, was up next as she repeated the scenario to find Mark Ashley sleeping as she felt the sheets for his package, asking him if he wanted any. He sported a chubby and she gingerly jerked him off as he rested, blowing him and losing the robe to show off her body in skimpy bikini undies. She liked giving him oral too, continuing longer than most before doing several vaginal positions of note, waking him up in the process so he could more actively jump in on the boning. It ended with another abdomen pop shot, Mark having made some attempt to go down on her before the ending positions unleashed his spunk all over her stomach.

Scene Five: Jynx Maze, an all natural Latina with a beautiful face and perfect ass, was up last as she coaxed Mr. Pete into a fully erect state while he slept. She took off her robe to reveal some sexy aqua colored lingerie, the sheer nature of it allowing all of her assets to be on display as she jerked him off and sucked his growing erection. The loving knob slobbing by the gal aside, she wanted him inside of her pussy so she took matters into her own hands to grant her one wish, Pete waking up to incorporate some anal action into the tryst. Jynx was just as active during the anal penetration as the vaginal too, Pete finally busting a nut on her fine ass to end the show.

Summary: Sexsomnia by director Zander for Vouyer Media fell short of the mark by offering up a mostly generic set of sex scenes focused on a theme that many might consider dangerously close to non-consensual sex so I rated it as a Rent It but a few of the scenes offered replay value and strokability beyond the appeal of just the lady involved. Jynx Maze made the mark as did Madison Ivy, Alexis Texas hot enough to merit a nod merely by looking so darned strokable. In short, Sexsomnia did little to advance the quality of the company coffers but at least showed a willingness to think outside the box in terms of providing fans what they want in terms of serendipitous sexual trysts we’d all like to wake up to (with the right partners of course) so give it a look if you like the cast, just don’t expect this to be Zander’s best work to date.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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