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Chick Flixxx

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 3/30/11

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Genre: All sex.
Director: Ren Savant
Cast: Annabelle Lee, Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura, Lexi Love, Teagan Presley, Jessica Jaymes, Stephanie Cane, Briana Blair, Amber Rayne, Jordan Lynn, Alyssa Reece, Rachel Roxxx.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Teagan Presley.
Length: 02:04
Condoms: NA
Bonus: One bonus star for the outstanding cast, which includes 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Teagan Presley.


Chick Flixxx is an all-sex all-girl five-scene movie featuring the incomparable Teagan Presley and 11 more luscious babes. The movie contains one five-girl orgy and four girl/girl scenes, two of which are anal-intensive.

Chick Flixxx was directed by Ren Savant, who also directed Kayden Kross in the epic award-winner The 8th Day. Ren brought lots of his feature knowledge to this more "ordinary" title...and it shows.

In particular, the scene scenarios, scene set-ups, locations, sets, wardrobe, and make-up are all top-notch. I particularly like the scene set-ups, such as the "machine-shop" girls in Scene One and the "pony" girl in Scene Four. Also noteworthy and interesting are the scenarios. In Scene Two, for example, Jessica Jaymes, a bartender, fucks a customer (Stephanie Cane) atop a pool table while a room full of bar patrons watch and cheer! How cool is that?

But, the best think about Chick Flixxx is the sex. Believe it or not, the scenes average 4.9 on a five-star sex rating scale. Of course, the director had some control over the heat that developed in the sex scenes. But, the majority of the credit has to go to the outstanding cast and their inestimable reserves of lust.

Chick Flixxx earns one of my rare XCritic picks. You ought to have this movie in your library.

Check out some photos of the girls in Chick Flixxx here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the incomparable Teagan Presley and the out-of-this-world five-girl orgy! Enjoy!


Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Chick Flixxx can be accessed here.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: All girl orgy/anal
Performers: Annabelle Lee, Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura, Lexi Love, Teagan Presley

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in skimpy outfits that would never pass an OSHA inspection, Annabelle Lee, Asa Akira, Julez Ventura, Lexi Love, and Teagan Presley work feverishly in a machine shop (outstanding videography, shot-from-below camera angles, and special effects). Sparks fly as they grind metal drill holes and bell-like peals ring as they use sledge hammers to force materials into compliance with their wishes. Of course, since this is porn, our eyes get treated to lots of naked and grimy flesh as the girls work up a sweat.

After a while, Teagan gets pissed off and storms away from her work bench. She heads straight toward a couch, plops down on it to rest, and scowls menacingly. The other girls quickly notice Teagan slacking off. Disapproving of her actions, they put down their tools and go to investigate what's going on. They quickly surround Teagan and try--unsuccessfully--to talk sense into her. When they realize that Teagan's not about to budge, they literally pounce on her and wild Sapphic fur begins to fly. They begin by tearing off Teagan's--and each other's--clothes and, within seconds, all five bare bodies are getting it on!

At first, Annabelle and Asa make Teagan the center of attention as they use their tongues and fingers to drive her mad with lust. Meanwhile busty Julez and Lexi Love form a twosome and get hot and heavy with each other. But, the groupings change repeatedly during the ensuing 25 minutes or so. And, each girl gets to be the object of her girlfriends' attention.

Pussies take center stage first. The girls use their tongues and fingers to pleasure each other...and themselves. But, as the scene unfolds, toys appear...and then disappear into the girls' hungry vaginas. Even better, those lucky toys go deep into Teagan's, Lexi's, Annabelle's, and Julez' assholes. And, the girls keep the toys squeaky-clean using pussy-to-mouth and ass-to-mouth.

To end this scene, which will send Sapphic-sex lovers to heaven, the sated girls collapse into each other's arms and share triumphant kisses. This is a fucking awesome scene that scores 5.1 on my 5-point scale.

Foreplay: Stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, spanking, caressing/fondling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie, sitting (she cums), standing.
Anal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie (she cums), sitting; DP with toy/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • The scene set-up is extremely creative and is head-and-shoulders above the standard striptease scene opener. Damn! You'll wish you worked in Teagan's machine shop!
  • The cast is remarkable. Not only are all the girls luscious individually, but they also become a very effective team when it comes to giving and receiving pleasure.
  • All of the girls have gorgeous tattoos. Julez has pierced genitals and Lexi Love has a wild bush of pubic hair...quite a treat in this bald-pussy era. Gotta love such beautifully decorated girls!
  • I like the variety of girls in this scene. Blonds, brunettes, D-cups, and A-cups.
  • The chemistry that develops between the girls is, to say the least, explosive. The pleasure is real and palpable.
  • The girls are delightfully assertive with each other. They take complete control of one girl, who becomes the center of the other girls' attention. Teagan, in particular, is particularly talented in getting what she wants from her partner(s).
  • This is an anal-intensive scene. Teagan, as is her custom, enjoys a royal ass reaming. But, she's not the only one: Julez, Annabelle, and Lexi take it up the ass, too.
  • Toys play a large role during this scene. Some of the toys are particularly wicked--yet beautiful works of art.
  • Teagan's fucking-back moves are awesome. So are Asa's.
  • The girls form ever-changing couplings, trios, and love trains. And, they find time to masturbate to pleasure themselves, too.
  • The girls pleasure all of each other's bodies. They kiss, suckle, stroke, and lick just about everything they can touch. And, they pull each other's hair, too.
  • Annabelle's dildo-driving technique is superb and makes Asa scream ecstatically. Lexi does a damned nice job reaming Julez' asshole with anal beads, too.
  • The orgasms--and ass-gasms--begin soon after the girls get started...and continue unabated throughout the rest of the scene. Asa's vaginal orgasms and Annabelle's convulsive ass-gasm, in particular, made my day!
  • When the girls are not cumming, their horny bodies are covered with goose pimples.
  • The girls encourage each other with torrents of naughty commentary.
  • Asa grabs a toy with her mouth and uses it to ream Lexi's pussy.
  • Teagan's and Julez' luscious big tits provide lots of bouncing action for boob lovers like me.
  • Julez and Lexi get both of her their stuffed at the same time...with toy (ass) and fingers (vagina).
  • The close-ups, camera angles (other than the problem with oblique angles--see below), and special effects are really excellent and are a credit to director Ren Savant.
  • The production values are top notch. The location and sets (and their use) is so much more creative than the all-too-common "let's fuck on somebody's couch" routine that is prevalent in porn. The musical soundtrack, which accompanies the scene set-up but fades away when the sex gets hot and heavy, is very effective. And, the girls' outfits, which certainly wouldn't pass OSHA requirements for machine-shop attire, are sexy and provocative. It's no wonder the girls literally attack each other sexually!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • I am disappointed that I did not get to see Lexi Love squirt during this scene. She cums repeatedly. But, no fountain erupts from her vagina.
  • As is too often the case in porn, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming so that the final video does not respect the horizontal and vertical axes. These oblique camera angles, which are nearly unheard-of in mainstream, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • Abrupt edits cause a loss of continuity. This is especially unnerving when two girls are fucking and then they're instantly different partners.
  • Although I understand the director's concept when planning this scene's lighting, there are portions of the action that are lost in shadows. That's a shame.
  • There is some unwanted ambient background noise. However, given the location, that's to be expected.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Jessica Jaymes, Stephanie Cane.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Jessica Jaymes plays a bartender in a crowded biker bar. As the male and female patrons play pool and toss back one after another of Jessica's straight-up pours, unsuspecting Stephanie Cane (she has gorgeous eyes) steps through the doorway, struts down the hallway while absorbing lots of approving looks from the bar's clientele, steps up to the bar, and plants a passionate kiss on Jessica's mouth. As the crowd watches with delight, the girls do ravenous tongue battle for a minute or so. Then, Jessica invites the customers to check out the new girl. Stephanie passes among the patrons, enjoys lots of bumps and squeezes, and then jumps on a stage for a little pole dancing action (great up-skirt video) that includes some hot glimpses of her best assets. In due course, the patrons turn their attention to Jessica and chant, as one, "Do her...DO HER...DO HER!" Of course, Jessica agrees. So, totally in command, she struts across the bar to the pool table...and Jessica.

Jessica bounds up onto the pool table, straddles Stephanie, and possessively kisses her willing mouth while greedily stripping off Stephanie's--and her own--clothes. Of course, the crowd cheers with delight...especially when Jessica spreads Stephanie's legs and goes down for a deep and tasty drink of girl juice. And, she slaps Stephanie's labia and finger-fucks her hole, too.

As foreplay continues, Jessica pounds her knee forcefully against Stephanie's cunt (to knee-fuck it) and sharply spanks her ass cheeks. Even better, Jessica mashes her own vagina against Stephanie's to trib her. Stephanie loves it and squeals ecstatically.

After a while, the girls switch roles so that Stephanie can devour Jessica's bejeweled pussy to orgasm. Then, refusing to allow Jessica's pleasure to diminish, Stephanie grabs a toy and frantically reams Jessica's still-throbbing cunt (God, Jessica's clit-hood ring is pretty!) while sucking on her erect clit. Jessica cums even harder--twice! Stephanie even licks up the mess in Jessica's pussy and shares it by kissing Jessica's mouth.

As this raucous scene continues, Jessica again takes control of Stephanie's spit-lubricated pussy and pounds her relentlessly (in missionary) with a hot-pink toy. Jessica makes Stephanie cum and then eats her pussy clean. Then, Stephanie rolls over into kneeling doggie, atop the pool table, so that Jessica can again pound her cunt with her tongue and with the toy using rapid-fire strokes. Then, the girls simultaneously pleasure each other orally--and with their fingers--using 69. Meanwhile, the crowd yells "cum, CUM, CUM!" Unwilling to disappoint their fans, both girls climax together and then share a congratulatory kiss as the scene fades to black.

Foreplay: Striptease, pole dancing, stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, spanking, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus (she cums), finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, labia slapping, knee fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie (she cums), tribbing, 69 (she cums).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.975
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

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What I Liked Most:

  • Jessica Jaymes is extremely hot! Not only is her hard body gorgeous, but she also sports nipple rings and genital jewelry.
  • Stephanie has gorgeous eyes.
  • The scene's scenario, during which a super-hot bar tender ravishes a pretty female patron atop a pool table while dozens of male and female customers cheer them on, is beyond titillating. This is the kind of thing we mere mortals wish would happen to us.
  • The location, which is a real bar (see the BTS), is perfect for this scene and is well used by the performers and their audience.
  • Jessica is extremely possessive of her girl-toy Stephanie. When the customers try to touch Stephanie's body--or move in for a little action--Jessica heatedly beats back the interlopers.
  • In addition to being possessive, Jessica is also very aggressive with Stephanie. It's obvious that Jessica is the mistress and Stephanie is her girl-toy.
  • Jessica's big tits, crowned by her erect pierced nipples, bounce delightfully in reaction to her--or Stephanie's--moves.
  • Stephanie's cunnilingus technique is top-notch. She makes Jessica cum with her tongue!
  • Jessica's clit gets hugely engorged when Stephanie pounds her vagina with a dildo.
  • Toys are expertly wielded by the girls on each other's pussies.
  • Jessica's reaction to pleasure is, to say the least, explosive. She cannot contain herself and ends up bouncing all over the pool table when Stephanie pounds her cunt.
  • The girls share 69. Damn, I love this position and wish more couples would use it during their sex scenes.
  • The orgasms are strong and frequent. When Stephanie's not cumming, her ecstatic body displays its pleasure by breaking out with gooseflesh.
  • The close-ups and special effects are really excellent and are a credit to director Ren Savant.
  • I really like the girls' sexy-slutty wardrobe.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • I wish the girls had reamed each other's assholes.
  • As is too often the case in porn, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming so that the final video does not respect the horizontal and vertical axes. These oblique camera angles, which are nearly unheard-of in mainstream, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • The color balance is a bit too orange for my taste.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Briana Blair, Teagan Presley.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: In the most "conventional" of the scenes in Chick Flixxx, Briana Blair and Teagan Presley, dressed in virginal white underwear and transparent white gowns, pose and model seductively for us and for each other. Teagan begins on the second floor of a mansion and shows off her perfect flesh as the camera captures her moves from very effective angles. As Teagan teases and pleases, she strolls leisurely down an elegant staircase to where sexy blond Briana Blair, dressed exactly like Teagan, reclines on a couch (great special effects). As soon as Briana sees Teagan, she jumps up, runs across the room into Teagan's arms, and gives her a wild and passionate kiss. Within seconds, the girls are caressing each other's flesh, nuzzling each other's necks, and stripping off their clothes. Teagan escorts Briana back to the couch where the two sit and continue to make out erotically as they bare more and more of their bodies (nice special effects).

Teagan quickly takes control: she suckles Briana's fine tits and then licks her way down her abdomen. Eventually, Teagan's wandering pierced tongue finds Briana's white panties and then licks her still-covered vagina. Teagan incessantly teases Briana's pussy...and even gives her a wedgie with her panties. Of course, those panties are an intolerable impediment. So, Teagan removes them and then goes down eagerly on Briana's beautiful vagina with her tongue and as many as three fingers. Briana loves Teagan's touch and groans with appreciation. Briana even shoves two of her own fingers into her vagina along with two of Teagan's! And, she eagerly sucks her own copious girl juices off of Teagan's fingers.

As the scene unfolds, the girls take turns fucking each other with fingers and tongues in sitting-style sex, and kneeling doggie. Teagan, in particular, looks so fucking hot when she sits on the edge of the couch and fucks back while Briana finger-fucks her pussy.

Later, as the girls' lust escalates, they whip out some toys and fuck each other relentlessly in doggie, missionary (super tight close-ups), and sitting. Best of all, they repeatedly make each other cum--like volcanos.

To finish up the scene, the girls lick Teagan's most recent cum off of her toy and then kiss sweetly.

Foreplay: Striptease, stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, caressing; fondling, hair pulling, wedgie (with panties), tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie (she cums), sitting (she cums), mutual masturbation; double vaginal penetration with two sets of fingers and toy/fingers.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.20

What I Liked Most:

  • The two busty blonds (Blair and Teagan) look super-fine together. What superb eye candy.
  • Briana has a very nice body and nicely-enhanced boobs. I like the colorful star tattoos on her back.
  • The sexual tension that develops between the girls during the scene set-up explodes with lust when the girls touch.
  • The foreplay is fucking awesome. Teagan really knows how to ignite a woman's fire!
  • Teagan's fucking moves are absolutely delightful. Damn, she can really move her amazing body! Briana does a nice job shaking her ass cheeks while Teagan pounds her pussy, too.
  • Both girls have nice big boobs that dance and gyrate when they fuck.
  • The girls inflame each other with lots of deliciously naughty vocabulary.
  • The girls do lots of pussy-to-mouth on their fingers and toys.
  • Teagan's pussy becomes so fucking happy that her girl juice literally flows out of it.
  • The girls are delightfully aggressive with each other. They know how to get what they want from each other and, in doing so, give each other untold pleasure.
  • Teagan is just a bit rough with Briana. In particular, she powerfully pulls Briana's long flowing blond hair.
  • Briana's pussy gapes beautifully when Teagan slides the toy out of it. Teagan's tunnel of love opens wide, too.
  • Teagan shoves two fingers into her pussy while Briana reams it with a huge toy. Thus, Teagan gives herself a double-vag penetration.
  • Briana's orgasm, during kneeling doggie, makes her body convulse and her legs tremble. Wow! That must have felt good! Teagan, too, cums like a volcano when she fucks back while Briana thrusts a toy in-and-out of her vagina.
  • The close-ups and special effects are really excellent and are a credit to director Ren Savant.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • I wish the girls had reamed each other's assholes.
  • As is too often the case in porn, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming so that the final video does not respect the horizontal and vertical axes. These oblique camera angles, which are nearly unheard-of in mainstream, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • Although I understand the director's concept when planning this scene's lighting, there are portions of the action that are lost in shadows. That's a shame.
  • Abrupt edits cause a loss of continuity.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Girl/girl/domination/anal
Performers: Amber Rayne, Jordan Lynn.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Amber Rayne begins this, the most visually-compelling scene in Chick Flixxx, by prancing, like a horse, around a yard in front of a stately mansion. Amber, who reveals in the Behind-the-Scenes featurette than she trains horses, moves with show-horse precision as her mistress, Jordan Lynn, keeps total control of the reins. After Jordan puts Amber through all her paces, and provides a little discipline (with a paddle) when necessary, Jordan painstakingly escorts Amber up a long flight of stone steps and into a living room. Then, Amber remains at attention as Jordan inspects and spanks every inch of her hot little body. After Amber passes inspection with flying colors, Jordan lies back on a couch and clicks with her mouth to command Amber to begin the pleasure-giving process. Amber reacts instantly, erotically licks and strips off her mistress' boots, suckles and licks her toes and legs, strips off her pants and blouse, and then pleasures her breasts and vagina with her mouth. As Amber greedily licks and tongue- and finger-fucks Jordan's pussy, Jordan reacts by erotically undulating her hips to, in effect, fuck back. How sweet to behold!

In due course, Amber speaks up and asks her mistress, "Do you have anything that you want?" "Oh, yeah," Jordan gasps, "your tongue." Amber reacts with great skill and enthusiasm as she licks Jordan's clit and labia with rapid-fire strokes. "You really know how to do that," whispers Jordan. Indeed. Amber also knows how to wield a double-headed dildo (a long and thick shaft for the vagina and a pair pf bunny ears to please the clit) and does so with great enthusiasm in both missionary and orgasm-inducing kneeling doggie. During this segment, Amber also pleases her mistress by suckling her erect and ripe nipples and by frantically rimming and tongue-fucking her tight asshole.

After Amber makes Jordan cum in kneeling doggie, the girls kiss to celebrate. Then, Jordan repays her "pony" by thrusting a toy in-and-out of her vagina, in missionary, with fast and furious strokes. After a while, Jordan grabs the toy, licks it clean, and says, "This is fun and everything, but 'pony' wants to play with her butt!" "Ahh!" coos Jordan, "OK!" With that, the hottest anal sex of the movie begins when Jordan frantically reams Amber's anus with a bulbous purple toy in kneeling doggie. During this edgy segment, Amber finger-fucks her own asshole with four fingers (wait until you see the resultant gape)! And, Amber multiple-finger-fucks her own pussy while Jordan reams her asshole with the toy (nice toy/fingers DP). Later, Jordan briefly fucks Amber's asshole in missionary. Then, the heat escalates even more when Amber rams a second toy into her pussy while Jordan keeps thrusting another toy in-and-out of Amber's asshole. Amber, your holes are amazing and oh-so-accomodating! Amber's resultant orgasm is all-consuming. But, her pleasure doesn't end yet...she and Jordan keep pounding her holes--sometimes one-at-a-time and sometimes simultaneously--as her body climaxes repeatedly. Jordan even gets an opportunity to frantically ream Amber's asshole to orgasm in piledriver. During this segment, Amber shoves four fingers up her asshole--in addition to Jordan's toy--and takes a double-anal penetration. And, Amber does ass-to-pussy with her fingers, too. What a nasty bitch. Gotta love her!

Before this incendiary scene comes to an end, the girls sit facing each other on the couch and rub their pussies together, a scorchingly-hot activity known as "tribbing." They make each other cum one more time and then kiss triumphantly.

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, body kissing/licking, spanking, spanking with riding crop, foot/leg worship, domination, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, tongue fucking, girl-on-girl rimming, anal tongue fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, piledriver (she cums); DP with four fingers plus toy, DP with two toys (she cums).
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.775
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • This scene's scenario really rocks. Believe me, you'll dream about its edginess.
  • I really like Jordan's rock-hard body and the nicely-groomed patch of pubic hair that crowns her beautifully-accommodating vagina.
  • Absolutely incendiary chemistry develops between Amber and Jordan. Amber loves being Jordan's submissive and Jordan loves her little "pony" Amber.
  • Amber's "show horse" outfit is unique and very titillating.
  • Amber, who reveals in the Behind-the-Scenes featurette that she's a horse trainer, does an excellent job mimicking a horse. Her moves and sounds can really pass as equine!
  • The Amber-on-Jordan cunnilingus during foreplay is hotter than hell and very sweet to watch.
  • Jordan's fucking-back moves, especially in missionary, are titillating to the max.
  • Jordan's pussy gapes big and beautiful! Similarly, Amber's asshole stays open and inviting for us.
  • Jordan does a very nice job encouraging and rewarding her little "pony" with coos of delight and naughty words.
  • Amber's command of nasty language is even more developed than her mistress Jordan's.
  • Jordan's happy flesh becomes covered by gooseflesh as her pleasure escalates.
  • Amber four-finger-fucks her own anus. Then, she "winks" her gaping asshole for Jordan.
  • Amber gets her vagina and anus double-penetrated with two toys and with a toy (ass) and multiple fingers (pussy).
  • Amber gets her asshole--and pussy--fucked in piledriver. This appealing--yet hard to accomplish--position is always appreciated. And, to make it even better, Amber double-stuffs her own asshole during this segment...four fingers plus a dildo!
  • Wait until you see Amber's fucking-back moves...especially during anal piledriver.
  • The girls rub each other's pussies together (tribbing). They make each other climax. How hot!
  • The close-ups and special effects are really excellent and are a credit to director Ren Savant.
  • The "estate" location is beautiful, perfectly supports this scene's theme, and was well used during the filming of the scene.
  • This scene is quite anal-intensive. Amber loves getting her asshole reamed and Jordan does a first-class job giving Amber what she wants!
  • The make-up, wardrobe, and acting are top notch. The musical soundtrack, which supports only the scene's set-up, is effective.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • As is too often the case in porn, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming so that the final video does not respect the horizontal and vertical axes. These oblique camera angles, which are nearly unheard-of in mainstream, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • Transitioning footage is not provided between several of the sexual positions.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Girl/girl/anal
Performers: Alyssa Reece, Rachel Roxxx.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: To finish up the five volcanic scenes in Chick Flixxx, cute and adorable Alyssa Reece and hot and sexy Rachel Roxxx (gotta love her nipples rings!) play hide-and-seek in a dimly-lit warehouse. Knowing that the reward for finding each other will be explosive sex, the girls, dressed in sexy and minimal outfits, tear around the warehouse while taking numerous opportunities to strip and pose erotically for us (nice bodies, girls!). They even crawl over--and pose on--a fork lift! By the time the girls find each other, they are mostly nude. And, their lust is so inflamed that they physically run into each other and embrace madly. Alyssa quickly disengages from Rachel's embrace, runs to a nearby cardboard box, tears open the package, and grabs a dildo from inside the box. Beyond wild with lust, Alyssa then shoves Rachel onto a palette, tears off her clothes, turns the vibrating toy on to "high," and then uses the toy to ream Rachel's vagina while the two share incendiary kisses. Alyssa also works her tongue into the mix so that Rachel's pussy enjoys simultaneous tongue and toy action. Rachel's pussy soon experiences its first orgasm of the scene. Then, she greedily licks her own juices off of the toy. But, Alyssa doesn't let Rachel come down from orgasmic heaven. Indeed, she slips her fingers into Rachel's cunt to keep the pleasure flowing. Rachel even helps out by jacking her own clit. Rachel's tsumani-like second orgasm makes her first seem like a ripple in a lake.

After the girls kiss passionately to celebrate Rachel's orgasm, it's Rachel's turn to drive a clear-glass toy in-and-out of Alyssa's accommodating vagina while Alyssa sits atop a blanket tossed over some palettes. Insatiable Alyssa not only strokes her own clit, but she also holds the tip of a vibrator against her most-sensitive button. Alyssa's body soon trembles through and orgasm. Rachel licks up the mess and then shoves the toy back into Alyssa's cunt as she sits atop a stack of palettes. This time, Rachel simply holds the toy in place and Alyssa fucks it until she cums again. Then, the girls lick the toy clean and kiss to swap girl juice.

As the scene continues to unfold, Alyssa kneels, in doggie, so that Rachel can ream her pussy (with a toy), spank her ass cheeks, and rim her asshole from behind. Alyssa helps out by vibrating her clit with a toy. The result? Alyssa cums so hard that her legs tremble violently.

The rimming that Rachel gives Alyssa, nasty as it is, is just a prelude, however, for the real anal fun that is to come. Rachel sits back in missionary, spreads her legs super wide, and then groans with delight as Alyssa slides a bulbous and curved metal dildo past her sphincter and into her instantly-accommodating asshole. While Alyssa thrusts the toy in-and-out of Rachel's tightest hole, Rachel helps out by finger-fucking her pussy (nice DP) and by stroking her clit. Rachel's body loves the sensations and trembles with delight as it inexorably approaches a giggling ass-gasm. After Rachel cums, Alyssa licks her asshole to clean it up.

After a bit more missionary anal sex, which causes Rachel to climax again, Rachel kneels in doggie on some palettes and does almost all of the "work" as she uses amazingly sexy moves to fuck a huge orange toy expertly wielded by Alyssa. Alyssa even ups the ante by sharply spanking Rachel's "fucking hot" ass cheeks. Rachel eventually convulses through yet another world class orgasm that, at long last, seems to satisfy this amazingly insatiable and horny bitch. Love ya' Rachel!

The girls kiss sweetly as the scene fades to black.

Foreplay: Striptease, stripping, kissing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, tit squeezing, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie (she cums), sitting (she cums)
Anal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie (she cums); DP with toy/finger, two toys.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • As is the case in all the preceding scenes, the scenario that begins this scene is really effective. The girls hunt each other, like children playing hide-and-seek, and pounce on each other once they meet.
  • The dingy and dirty warehouse location used for this scene is perfect and shows the director's creativity.
  • I absolutely adore Rachel Roxxx' tits! Her unique nipple rings are very attractive! Of course, the rest of her body is damned nice, too. I especially like seeing her perfectly-shaped and blemish free ass cheeks covered with gooseflesh.
  • Explosive chemistry ignites between the girls at the beginning of the scene and sustains them throughout the rest of it.
  • The girls share lots of highly-motivating nasty commentary with each other.
  • Rachel Roxxx' moves are exciting and oh-so-effective. Whew! They are best, I think, in anal doggie.
  • Rachel's orgasms are explosive. They make her convulse! And, when Alyssa cums in doggie, her legs shiver uncontrollably as untold pleasure courses through her body.
  • Alyssa holds the tip of a powerful vibrator against her clit while Rachel reams her vagina with a toy.
  • Alyssa's vagina gets so fucking wet that her genitals gleam with girl juice.
  • Rachel licks Alyssa's clit while she reams her vagina with a toy.
  • Rachel takes time to masturbate while she toy-fucks Alyssa's pussy.
  • Alyssa fucks Rachel's toy as Rachel holds the toy stationery in Alyssa's vagina.
  • During the last third of this scene, the sex becomes anal intensive as Rachel gets her asshole reamed by Alyssa's curved metal toy in missionary and kneeling doggie.
  • Rachel DPs herself by shoving her fingers into her pussy while Alyssa pounds her asshole with a toy.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • As is too often the case in porn, the videographer turned the camera this way and that during filming so that the final video does not respect the horizontal and vertical axes. These oblique camera angles, which are nearly unheard-of in mainstream, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • There is missing transitioning footage between some of the sexual positions.
  • Although I understand the director's concept when planning this scene's lighting, there are portions of the action that are lost in shadows. That's a shame.
  • I also understand what the director wanted to do with the scene's color balance. But, I think that the result of the too-yellow lighting is less-than-flattering for the girls' skin.
  • There is some unwanted ambient background noise. However, given the location, that's to be expected.


The DVD-9 disc contains a still-frame chapter selector that identifies the performers in each of the five scenes, Dolby Digital Sound, multiple chapters per sex scene, a 15-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette, a 26-minute girl-girl bonus scene from Banging Bitches that features Nikki Benz and Jenny Hendrix, 46 minutes of performer interviews, a four and one-half minute additional interview of Teagan Presley, the internet teaser trailer for Chick Flixxx, a four and one-half minute self-running slide show that features hard and pretty girl photos from Chick Flixxx, 11 1/2 minutes of previews of Adam & Eve movies, nearly six minutes of phone sex ads, and an ad for Adam & Eve's website.

The BTS contains footage of the girls being made up by the makeup artist; interviews of the director and cast; video of the girls slathering their fine bodies with lotion and getting dressed for their scenes (wait until you see Amber Rayne don her "horse" outfit); lots of footage of naked (or nearly naked) female flesh; shots of the director planning and rehearsing the scenes with the cast members; shots of the unique locations used during the filming of Chick Flixxx; on-set tomfoolery; shots of the crew preparing the equipment; video of the still photo shoots; and behind-the-camera glimpses of the filming of the sex scenes and scene set-ups. The performer interviews are very interesting and worth watching because they give us an insight into the girls' personalities. And, the girl/girl bonus scene really rocks (how could it not, since it features Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Nikki Benz?). This selection of extras, although not as extensive as those bundled with fall blockbusters, is damned good and offers excellent value. Four and one-half stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Click Flixxx include:

  • the cast. Frankly, whenever you see Teagan Presley in a cast list, you should be sure to check out the movie. But, this cast goes beyond Teagan in its appeal. I particularly enjoyed the bodies--and performances--of Rachel Roxxx, Briana Blair, Jessica Jaymes, Asa Akira, and Julez Ventura. All of the girls in Chick Flixxx are hot as hell.
  • the stupendous sex in Scenes One (the five-girl orgy), Two (the "spectator" girl/girl scene), and Five (the hide-and-seek scene). These three scenes earned either perfect five-star scenes are close to it. The other two scenes are also A-grade scenes.
  • the provocativeness of Scene Four. Although the sex is not as hot in that scene as in some others, the scenario is really intriguing.
  • the intensity of the anal sex in Scene Four. The ass fucking in Scenes One and Five is first class, too.
  • the scene set-ups. Unusual, provocative, and mesmerizing...to say the least. Director Ren Savant ought to be quite proud of what he accomplished in this "ordinary" all-sex movie. I say "ordinary," because he also directed the epic The Eighth Day.
  • the musical soundtrack. Each scene has the perfect music to accompany the scene set-up footage. For example, baroque harpsichord music accompanies the "horse" training action in Scene Four. And, hard-driving and exciting music perfectly supports the hide-and-seek action in Scene Five.
  • the locations, wardrobe, and make-up.
  • the extras, which are head-and-shoulders above those on most "all sex" DVDs.

Chick Flixxx could have been better if:

  • the videography had been a bit more mainstream. There are too many oblique camera angles, issues with insufficient lighting, unflattering color balance, transitioning footage...and all the other shit that I complain about regularly.
  • Lexi Love had squirted during Scene One.

Things I didn't like about Chick Flixxx include:

  • not a thing.

Average sex rating: 4.90
Average video rating: 4.60
Average audio rating: 4.30
Average production values rating: 4.36
Extras rating: 4.50
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.732

X Critic Pick
(4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)

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