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This Ain't Jeopardy XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 3/30/11
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This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX
Hustler Video
Directed by
Running Time: 2hrs and 8min
Price: 24.99

Starring:

Nikki Hunter
Mary Carey
Diamond Foxx
Breanne Benson
Britney Amber
Codi Carmichael
Dayna Vendetta
Dale Dabone
Mr Pete
Billy Blaze
Alec Knight
Tommy Pistol
Anthony Rosano
Danny Mountain

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Website Info
Slide Show
Behind the Scenes (38 minutes long)
Hot Sex Talk
Trailers ( 6 trailers )
Blooper Reel (4 minutes , most of which involve Dale messing up his lines )

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 192 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 5 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

I am not sure why we need a porn parody of Jeopardy, and after watching it, I still wonder why we need one. I have to admit that the actual Jeopardy parts were fairly funny, but I have to say that overall the sex wasn’t that great. I am pretty sure this is opposite of my last parody review, in which the parody part was horrible, but the sex was decent. So I think at some point in time they will get both aspects right. I am starting to think that most of these parody are just MILF movies scene that somewhat resemble a show or movie. But like I said, I have only reviewed a few movies in this genre, so maybe it’s just the ones I am getting that are that way. But I have to say that they don’t skimp on the special features, you get about 50 minutes of extra footage, so that is a definite plus on their part. But overall, I think this deserves a RENT IT rating, it has it’s moments both in sex and comedy, just not a constant win throughout.

Scene One: Mary (1/5 rating)

She shows up late for work, and tells him that she will be ready in a bit after she takes a shower. She heads to the bathroom and gives us a strip tease as the credits roll by. She starts her shower and we see that he is sneaking a peek of her while she is lathering herself up. Who knew girls showed off their flexibility while they shower. After she is done soaping up, she starts to play with her pussy, shoving a few fingers deep in her pussy. After her shower, she gets to work and we see that she is the make up person for him.

Scene Two: Breanne and Dale (2/5 rating)

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So he has hired a masseuse to come in and help relieve some stress before the taping of the show. He rolls over and shows how stiff his crotch is and let’s her grab and tease it, until she pulls his underwear off and continues to massage it. After the massage, she slowly sticks it in her mouth and begins to swallow and stroke it. After a long oral session, we cut right to action as they start off with some missionary action in her pussy. He gives her pussy a decent workout, and then they switch up to some doggy action as she is leaning over the massage table. I will say that she has a pretty decent body and the lingerie and stockings are a nice touch. Some more heavy pounding once again from him, as he works over her pussy. Gotta say this was a rather tame and vanilla scene with some bright spots of some heat between them, and she brought out the sexy talk, which was also nice. They continue with some spoon action and then he ends up jerking himself off until he gives her a money shot in the mouth.

Scene Three: Dayna , Tommy, Alec and Billy (1/5 rating)

It’s time for the show to start and we get to meet our contestants, including a very funny performance from Mr Pete. Ok the categories and some of the questions are pretty hilarious. And we get a video of a blowbang, which I guess is going to be our next scene. She is sucking and stroking each guy off, as they take turns in her mouth. The picture seems kind of fuzzy compared the rest of the movie, for awhile, but seems to clear up eventually a bit. Pretty boring blow bang, nothing too exciting going on, most of the time the guys are trying to keep hard and one seems to be failing at that. They leave their money shots in her mouth as the scene comes to and end.

Scene Four: Britney and Anthony (4/5 rating)

Back to the show, we get another video, as we see Britney is in a bathroom stall about to have herself a little glory hole action. She starts off with some decent oral work on cock number one, and we get a little glimpse of her boobs as they start to fall out of her top. She then teases the cock with her breasts and pussy, and then leans over and shoves the cock in her pussy for some doggy action. I have to say that she is putting a lot of energy in this scene as she continues to fuck the cock in the wall. But he finally walks out of his stall and into hers, and then she props her self up against the side of the stall for some more doggy action in her pussy, followed by some reverse cowgirl action as he sits on the toilet seat. I have to say that this is the best scene so far and I hope we get a few more that are just as good or better coming up. Anyways, he ends up on the floor and she sits on his face as he licks her pussy before she ends up back on top of him, as she braces herself in the stall. After a few close ups of her face while she is getting fucked, she flips around for some cowgirl action really gets the booty bouncing as she rides him. They both seem to be really into this at this point, as he gives her a few slaps on the ass while she rides him. She climbs off and gives him some oral attention, which includes some face fucking and then back to the cowgirl as she screams for him to fuck her harder, which he does until she ends up on her knees and takes a money shot all over her face.

Scene Five: Nicki and Danny (2/5 rating)

Back to the show, and another question, which leads to a video. We see that she is on her knees working him over with her mouth and tongue, as her boobs are out. He takes his cock and gives them a few smacks, before it’s quickly back in her mouth. She really works over his cock pretty good as she continues with a pretty wet blowjob, and after some pretty hot dirty talk about what she wants to do with his cock, she climbs on top for some reverse cowgirl action in her pierced pussy. She really shows her enthusiasm as she lets him sit there as she does most of the work. I just need to say that this really seems like they had some scenes laying around and they needed a way to put them out in a movie. And I say this because some of the conversations seems to make me think we have missed some of the story. Anyways, he continues to fuck her from behind as she leans over the railing. Hey there, mister boom mic, we see you there for a second, but then she says she will sign the paper after he fucks her ass. So we continue with some reverse cowgirl in her ass, and we see some close ups and a few weird side angles as the scene continues.  I am afraid this is another rather vanilla scene with a few bright spots in it. Speaking of bright spots, we get some more of that great oral action as she licks the taste of her ass off his cock, but then she is back on his cock pretty quick for some more anal action. The anal continues in some missionary action and then he delivers the package in her mouth and face as the scene comes to an end.

Scene Six: Codi and Pete (1/5 rating)

Back to the show, and we see that Codi seems to be kicking some ass until they get to Final Jeopardy and it seems that our reigning champion is going to move on. After the taping we see that Codi and Pete are getting rather friendly, and he asks a few questions and then leaves them alone, and Pete turns her around and grabs on to boobs. They move in front of the player area and she ends up bent over, as he pulls down her panties and dives into her ass, licking her pussy and ass. He stands up and shoves a few fingers in her pussy, while he gives her ass a few slaps. She turns around and gets a look at his cock as it sticks out his pants, and he pulls it out and gives her some face fucking as she deep throats his cock. She then ends up bent over and he fucks her from behind with some hard and deep thrusts in her pussy. They follow that up with some reverse cowgirl action, as he sits on the floor and she bounces up and down on his cock. They move to some spoon action and this is where he once again gives her pussy a good pounding. He must have really been hanging on to her ass, cause she has some rather red hand prints on her ass. He finger bangs her a bit before they get back to the spoon action, and then she is back on top for some cowgirl action. He gives her a somewhat weak money shot in the mouth as the scene comes to an end.

Scene Seven: Diamond and Dale (1/5 rating)

We see that Dale is back in his room and it seems that he did this dirty episode to help the ratings. Diamond walks in and says she can’t do another episode and he tries to calm her down, as he rubs her shoulders. She then turns around and begins to play with his crotch, until he slides down his pants, then she moves on to his cock and balls, with some deep throating thrown in every once in awhile. After she works over his cock, she uses it to slap her boobs for a bit, but that is short lived as she goes back to work on his cock and balls. We cut to her naked on the table, bent over on her side, and he slips his cock in her pussy and begins to work it over. They both end up on the table, which doesn’t seem that stable for some cowgirl action as she works her hips on his cock. They continue until she gets  money shot in the mouth and we get to hear the theme song once more as the credits roll by.


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