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Official Deal or No Deal Parody

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Bill The Hobbyist » Review Date: 4/3/11

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Official Deal Or No Deal Parody

Release Date: February 3, 2011

Running Time: 2:13

Condoms: None

Director: Miles Long

Cast: Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Diamond Foxxx, Gracie Glam, Lizz Tayler & Teagan Summers

About The DVD

“Official Deal Or No Deal Parody”, takes you to Canada where the FCC rules are not as strick and more of what goes on during the show can be seen. You get a mix of opening skits that all lead to sex with five lovey ladies. You will see a little bit of everything from contestants going all out to win to conducting auditions to be on the show.

Alexis Texas

Winning no money, our contestant gets to fuck the one and only Alexis Texas. Starting with her strong oral skills, Alexis includes lots of spit and rubbing of his cock at the same time. When it is, Alexis’ turn to get her sweet pussy licked she responds well in every way. I love the way Alexis fucks, but my favorite is always cowgirl. From the way she drives on his cock and watching her ass bounce, I bust a nut every time. With excitement and a open mouth, she takes his load of cum and licks his head clean. As always a great fuck by Alexis.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Cum In Mouth

Brooklyn Lee

Brooklyn Lee, having a choice to get her legs broke by a pirate or her man shoving his cock up her ass, goes with the later. Following oral on her, she takes his cock and sucks hard that included deep throating. Even though at times her sounds and reactions were a bit overkill, she still took a good fucking as she slapped her ass against him in cowgirl and followed with taking his cock deep inside her ass. Busting his nut on her ass, she wipes it with her fingers and licks them clean.

Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary, Anal, Reverse Cowgirl

Gracie Glam

Gracie Glam, is phenomenal not only in the sex she delivers but also in her overall acting skills. When the banker only offers her $142, Gracie goes up stairs to make a dick sucking deal and a whole lot more. Being very aggressive, she goes after his cock with all she has and leaves nothing out. From ball sucking, deep throating and face fucking, she had me stroking right along. With her fantastic expressions and sounds, she fucks like there is no tomorrow. Watching her slam and grind with spreading her ass wide apart, had me shooting my load all over the place. Winding down a exhilarating scene, Gracie takes a mouth full of cum and swallows it down.

Positions: Oral, Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Cum In Mouth

Lizz Tayler & Teagan Summers

In addition to Gracie Glam, Lizz Tayler and Teagan Summers are the only other two that delivered strong acting skills in the opening segment of their scene. Conducting auditions for contestants, the two girls make sure they check everything out. With, Lizz starting off orally on his cock, Teagan is quick to join in. Not only do the two work a cock well orally in the beginning, but they continue it throughout the entire scene. Both were very strong with sucking his cock, balls and included lots of hand play. But, when the two of them were licking up and down his shaft together, I was shooting my load all over the screen. There was nice back and forth fucking as they both road strong and hard. As the scene comes to an end, Teagan was sucking his balls as Lizz jerked him off into her mouth and then let Teagan join to clean him up. From the way they licked his cock together and the final segment till him came, is fucking fantastic, hot and I would love to have them work me over like that too. So, on a two girl blow job I would love to have, well, umm Lizz and Teagan call me :)

Positions: Oral, Doggie, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Cum In Mouth

Diamond Foxxx

Howie, in his dressing room gets barged in on by Diamond Foxxx. He finds that she is the one he has been watching on the Internet. Diamond, orally works his cock over and includes lots of licking as she does. Slapping her ass up and down hard in cowgirl, with her ass cheeks bouncing to driving and pounding in reverse cowgirl, Diamond delivers a online fantasy that comes true for him. While fucking away in missionary, he pulls out his cock and cums into a bottle and puts the lid on it to bring the scene and dvd to an end.

Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Missionary


Audio & Video: The content of both were at very good levels and the close ups were plentiful, crisp and very clear.

My Final Thoughts

The problem with parodies is with everyone scrambling to put them out, you get a big mix of quality from scripts, sets, acting and even sex. Many that come out, in my opinion aren’t even close to being a decent parody. Most of the time the sex is strong, but the overall content of the parody itself lacks greatly. “Official Deal Or No Deal Parody”, falls into that bracket that for the most part the sex is very good, but the parody script content actually sucks. There was not one moment that made me laugh, chuckle or even smile. I know that many are focused to have dumb scenes and lines, but the non sex scenes and lines in “Official Deal Or No Deal Parody”, were dumb in a different way. It was weak and had no content. This really hurt the dvd overall cause the strong acting of Gracie Glam, Lizz Tayler and Teagan Summers was there, but the script that was handed to them had no meat to it. If this was a dvd just with the sex scenes, I would give it a higher rating. But since it is a parody, I must rate it overall as a parody. So, in that department, I would say “Rent It” to watch the sex, but that is about all, because as a parody you will be disappointed. Keep in mind, what this dvd lacks as a parody, was nothing to do with the performers as they could only work with what they were handed.


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