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Big Tits In Uniform 3


Studio: Brazzers » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 4/4/11


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Studio: Brazzers

Release Date: 2-3-11

Length: 3 hours 1 minute

Director: N/A

Condoms: no

Genre: Big Tits, uniforms

Category: all sex

Cast: Shyla Stylez, Sienna West, Lezley Zen, Madison Ivy, Madison Scott, Nika Noire, Briana Blair  

Audio/Video: Very good

Extras: Bonus Scene with Madison Scott - Her FIRST ANAL scene!  Photo Gallery, Cum Shots, Trailers

The Video -

"Security Sluts" - Lezley and Shyla are mall cops who catch Ramon shoplifting. Instead of turning him in to the cops the girls decide they should fuck the shit out of him.

This is the best scene on the disc as both women look great as mall cops who catch a good looking guy putting stuff in his long overcoat. They restrain him and punish him by almost smothering him with 15 pounds of boob flesh! Lezley Zen is looking better as she grows older and is certainly someone I am going to seek out in future flicks. Shyla is herself here—a big boob blond that exudes sex and sluttiness. They take the guy into an office and strip him, sucking his cock and letting him get some feels. The girls caress each other as well and the four massive mammaries are a site to behold. Both women were energetic and furious in their fucking, with Zen taking the honors by a nipple! The girls deep kiss each other with extended tongues and I was emboldened to grab a hold of something to steady myself. The pop shot was to their open mouths with tongues extended and they kissed to share the goo. Excellent scene!

"Stop! Crosswalk Tits" - When Johnny sees the new neighborhood crossing guard, he can't help but notice her huge tits. He invites her to his place for some one-on-one action!

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Sienna West is the crossing guard (really?) and the amazing thing here is the filming of this out in public with a lot of stores and people around. Porn shooting in SoCal must have lost its interest to passers-by. The sex in his office is pretty good but he takes her tits out of a beautiful sheer bra too quickly. Women with big boobs need to stay in their undies as long as possible so we men can enjoy it right—right!? Anyway, they get cranking on a leather sectional and I thoroughly enjoyed her deep French kissing of Johnny. There is some titty-fucking and then real fucking, Sienna into the action with gusto. A whole range of positions are attempted with great success and the pop shot is to her open mouth with tongue extended and it is a “Niagara Falls” of bubbly, creamy spew covering her beautiful face.

"Cummunist Cunt" - It's 1963 and the cold war is raging. Nika is being interrogated by Keiran about the location of missiles. Fortunately he has a big tool to make her talk.

Nika is cool looking here as a guard of sorts and looks great in a shorty uniform with cap and knee high boots. She is also smoking which is an added turn-on and little used anymore in porn. Why? The scene takes place in an office and I did not like it due to the violent and way too aggressive nature of Keiran, a guy who seems obsessed with complete domination of his partners. Nika was unbelievably erotic and nasty in this scene but her partner’s responses were disconcerting. The finale was a shot to the face and it was a relief she got out of it as easy as she did.

"Boobie Lieutenant" - Madison is the most corrupt cop on the force. When Jordan calls 911, Madison shows up to his house and turns him into her sex slave.

Another bothersome scene with way too much violence and disturbing visuals as Madison whips a guy into shape as her sex toy. She is blond with a nice rack but whoever conceived this has a major problem and is limiting the sales to a very small audience. She certainly looks nice and anyone would want to watch her and get off but all of the sub-context of what she is doing invades the normal mind and makes this one to skip. Choking is not my idea of a turn-on. Enough said.

"Slutty Milk-Woman" - When Jordan moves into the neighborhood he meets Briana, the sexy milk delivery lady. He quickly learns why all her customers love her.

When did slapping tits—very hard—become stylish and seemingly part of the porn “must dos?” It’s just plain stupid and the women who let men do it to them must not mind. This scene takes place in a kitchen and the guy pours milk on her pussy as he bangs her. The majority of the sex takes place on the kitchen island and it is messy. Jordan is a vocal and horny lover and looks like she matches up well with the sick fuck practically raping her. But, this is my taste, you know, and you can interpret this description as something you might enjoy and I cannot criticize that. As long as no one is hurt, right? The pop shot to the open mouth was good and I will seek out Jordan again, if not in scenes like this one.

The bonus scene was a lengthy one with James Deen and Madison Scott and it borders too on the uncomfortable. The anal fucking is hyped-up and to this practiced and veteran eye of good looking women in porn, Madison ranks low on the scale. This much neck choking and grunting sneers and violent looks that do nothing to arouse anyone but someone who is a couple eye flicks from violence.

Final Thoughts: This thing started out good, but in my mind strayed from a sexy, exciting disc to one with problems. I cannot recommend anything but to Rent this and watch the first two scenes and enjoy them and then return it.



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