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Driller: A Sexual Thriller

Studio: Other » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 4/6/11

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Street Date: 01/25/11


Genre: Adult

Run Time: 83 min

Year of Production: 1984

Director: Joyce James

Producers: Timothy Green Beckley

Condoms: No

Performers: Tajia Rae, Angelique, Renee Summers, George Payne, Michelle Maren

Devil’s Den Teaser:Enter the horniest house of horrors ever! Zombies! Werewolves! Psychos! Pop stars! A depraved dungeon full of werewolves, zombies, mutants and hunchbacks converge for creepy copulations and outrageous orgies in this seldom-seen slice of 35mm vintage XXX sex and slime from 1984. Unsuspecting female fans of music megastar 'Mr. J', including adult legend Tajia Rae, are subjected to the sick and sinful advances of horribly hung hunchbacks, sex-starved psychos and the flesh-hungry undead when he leaves the stage from his latest tour and decides to give his groupies the grope of a lifetime! You will not believe the secret sexual weapon that this shape-shifting superstar unleashes to turn his fans’ screams into creams, but it lives up to the title of the film... and did we mention it's a musical?

 The Movie: Long before the current Adult movie parody craze  came  to be, DRILLER: A SEXUAL THRILLER had the movie goers dazed and confused at  first and leaving  fans of MJ Thriller wondering what brought this on. Porn viewers back then could not understand why it was made into a porno. I’m guess that back those porn watchers weren’t as particular in their taste as they are now. With all the parodies being releases and the better quality of film used its quite different watching something from the 80’s.

The DVD:

 Audio/Video:Devil’s Den presents Driller: A Sexual Thriller in a 1:33:1 full frame aspect ratio. This transfer was made from 35mm  original film . Colors and black levels looked somewhat  decent on my  pc , on the  tv it was a clearer  picture with very little distortion. Detailing looked crisp and the images remains stable throughout. It should be noted that the opening and closing credits do not look as sharp as the rest of the transfer does. The audio portion is clean, clear and balanced presented in Dolby Digital Mono English.

Extras:The extras for  Driller include a trailer for the film (31 seconds ), two image galleries, a audio interview with actress Esmeralda (4 minutes 33 seconds) and a interview with producer Timothy Green Beckley aka Mr. Creepo (27 minutes 50 seconds ).The audio interview with Esmeralda, takes a looks back to her scene. While the interview with Timothy Green Beckley focuses on the production aspects of the film , casting, locations, the difficulties that arose between the mainstream and adult performers and the film’s original theatrical release.

 Opening Scene: Driller opens up with a theatre full of spectators and fans waiting to watch Mr. J dance. As the   audience gets rowdy one of the ladies tears off her top exposing herself to Mr. J. As the other watch   the show Louise is in her own world daydreaming about Mr. J. After the  show is  over the  fans express how  good the  show  was and this is where the problems  start for  Louise and  Dan who is her boyfriend who is a major  geek to say the least.

 Scene 1:  Taija Rae & Dick Howard:

Louise and Dan are back at her home in the living room and are trying to be very  quiet  about things. Dan on the other hand has other plans and is very vocal about what he wants. Louise on the other hand wants nothing to do with him touching her and keeps refusing his advances. Dan doesn’t see her complaints as a turn –off more of a turn on and he takes what he wants. After a few minutes on top he unloads all over her face.

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 Scene 2: Mr. J & Taija Rae:

 In dream sequence Louise’s sexual fantasies come to life right before her eyes as her bedroom is invaded by zombies, ghouls and werewolves that break out into the first of many dance skits throughout the movie. The female zombies tear off some of her nighty revealing her breasts then disappear into the mist. Next we see Mr. J on top of her already changed into his wolf form. He then  shows off his massive organ that looks like a drill bit and penetrates her. After a few moments and against Louise’s approval he unloads a green slime like substance outside of her.

 Scene 3: Esmeralda & Quazi-modo:

 In a  dark  dungeon  we  find Esmeralda all  tied  up  showing her  bare  bottoms to the  camera.  Quazi-modo then breaks out the cat-o-nine tails and proceeds to use it on her ass. After a few long strokes, he unties her and demands her to play with her clit as he stokes his cock( at least that is  what the  scene  makes one to believe). Esmeralda works her clit getting so aroused that she squirts while Quazi-modo end up getting off as well.

 Scene 4:

This last scene has five different scenes going on at one time. Louise has been kidnapped and brought to the dungeons of Mr. J. As a prisoner Louise is made to watch the sexual perversions that are going on all throughout the dungeon. The  ghouls do  break into  another  dance  skit before the separate scenes start.

                                                          Ghoulish Dance

a- Skeleton Bride and Groom- Renee Summers & Rod Retta - Spread out in a  double  sized coffin you have the ghoulish  couple  making out and  doing some  serious  heavy  petting before the  groom goes to get his  rocks off on his  bride.

                                               Girls In Gold Getting It On...

b- Two unnamed  girls  whose  bodies are painted in gold are first  shown playing with the  other  with  light  up dildos.Then  they are  shown again with  different  toys and  their  bodies no longer  painted in gold and are using the toys on the other making sure that the  bring  the other to an orgasm.

                                                          Virgin Sacrifice

c- Virgin Sacrifice- Cassandra Leigh & Frank Serrone  & George Payne: Laid out on a  slab of rock a scantily  dressed  virgin is  being  sacrificed  to the hooded men ( George & Frank).With monks chanting in the background the young  virgin proceed to suck  one of the men off while the other  is fingering her. She is made to get on all fours and one of the hooded men begins to eat her out while she sucks the others cock. The men switch positions as one   does her from behind and the other is in her mouth. A few pumps later both   men   unload on her.

d-The Orgy-Angelique  & Four Unknown men-The men  each take  turns with her in the missionary position  then grab her on all fours as  each of the  guys took  turns banging her  from  behind  while  she  sucks  each  guy off. After each of the guys got a piece of the action they all made sure to unload either on her body  or  on to her face.

                                 Nixon Wannabe  Getting His Rocks Off

e- While the other orgy was going on in full swing, there was another group of people going at it  but this time the men had  Halloween  masks on. The one that  stood out the most was the guy with  the Nixon mask on. He made  sure to  touch upon  the former President’s key  phrases(I am not a Crook! etc). Everyone is paired up and or in a small group of their own 3 on 1 until they all get off.

Final Thoughts: Although this  was the  first  attempt  back in the  80’s to make a porn parody , in my opinion  you have to watch it without the  pre ordained conception  of how much porn has  evolved since  then. The campy  plot and  multiple  dance scenes isn’t for those that  watch  porn  to  get off on. As one of my colleagues ask me “is it stroke worthy or in my case rub worthy and I had to be very honest with him that it wasn’t.

                                                         Gropped By Ghouls

 If you are into porn with music then yes this is something that one would enjoy.  As  for the transfer  from 35mm film to  DVD , I was  also  disappointed with it, viewing it on my  computer  doesn’t  do it justice it  was  too dark . When I watched it on  the  Sony  tv, you  were  able to   see it much  clearer and notice the  huge  difference  from  pc to tv.

 25 years ago, who would think that Michael Jackson’s Thriller would eventually go on to cater to a different kind of audience. Driller came to life from the very warped mind of Timothy Green Beckley (Dr. Creepo) who saw it as his claim to fame and had hoped to even get some kind of feedback from Michael Jackson people, be it positive or negative.

 Today’s  porn the men and women have  hardly  any hair on their bodies and in Driller there is  a lot of hair  everywhere!  There was no such thing as breast enhancement, everything was all nature. The  women  did have meat on their  bodies unlike today  where the  women are  very  petite and  well groomed( ie hair, nails, toned bodies) and the  same  goes for the men  except they are  well  built with a  six pack  abs and  tanned bodies and  well endowed.

 Driller: A Sexual Thriller has the capability to get you aroused once you get over the fact that it was made back in the 80’s. My one favorite scene, the orgy is at the end. I guess they decide to keep the best for last. As for giving it a rating Driller.. for those that are  collectors of 80’s porn  then I would  suggest to  add it to your collection, other than that  I would have to say “Rent It” for now and  make your  own decision from there.


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