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Me First

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/12/11

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Me First

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: All Sex

Director: B. Skow

Cast: Lia, Tommy Gunn, Daisy Cruz, Jerry, Lexi Swallow, Keni Styles, Bill Bailey, Bridgette B., Sascha

Length: 172:43 minutes

Lia 19

Date of Production: 6/21/2010 to 6/23/2010

Extras: The best extras for most people will be the 17:57 minute long bonus scene from Lia’s First Time or the 19:28 minute long bonus scene from Sex Broker described below. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, spam, and that was all.

Condoms: None

Daisy Cruz

Audio/Video Quality: Me First was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec in 480 resolution for this DVD. The flick was shot in 1080i/60 high definition awhile back, though presented in the SD format in a short feature playing off his skills best. The lighting was well handled and this added to the pleasure of watching the gals in play as the lengthy scenes gave them enough freedom to explore their sexuality. The composition of the camera angles was almost always optimal this time, Skow seeing fit to try and enhance the look of the ladies at every turn as possible, the minor grain not bothering me nearly as much as it could have in less capable hands. The fleshtones were usually accurate too and the DVD mastering was well done (the bitrate hovering around 4.0 Mbps), even if the lighting was off at times (the company watermark will be bothersome to some out there but only some given its location). At times there appeared to be multiple cameras used on some scenes, the equipment not matched up so the edits were more readily apparent, a soft haze included at times that I could not quite explain. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 256 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering with the vocals sounding flat and the music pretty decent. The aural qualities of the movie appeared to offer very limited separation and dynamic range, the vocals easily heard in most cases and mixed in with the ambient noises fairly well.

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Lexi Swallow

Body of Review: B. Skow and Vivid Entertainment have been teaming up for years now, the resulting smut often worthy of your hard earned dollars. While other directors for the company continued to offer short sex scenes with little tease, Skow came on like gangbusters to offer strokable smut with an eye for technical excellence, the glamorized ladies getting nastier in each subsequent movie he has made. His latest flick is called Me First, starring Lia of Lia19, showing her embracing men a few more times in a way she never could when she was a lesbian-only web starlet. The cast of ladies was pretty solid with Lia, Bridgette B., Lexi Swallow, and Daisy Cruz, my hopes for some heated trysts fueled by my experiences of them in action previously. The back cover described the movie like this: “What would happen if you let your girl get off first? Well, if she was Lia, from lias19.com you just might let her. Especially if afterward she let you take her any way you wanted. How about sexy Daisy Cruz, in an over-the-top hospital scene? Or Bridgette in a jail cell, taking it in the ass? Or Lia again, as a student, teaching Tommy Gunn how to fuck her right in class? Or Lexi, who makes herself come before making her Asian fantasies come to life with Keni Styles? Seconds, anyone? We thought so. Be the first to watch Me First, only from Vivid.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Lia 19

Scene One: Lia, first up as a naughty student in a classroom, spent more time out of her bright blue dress than in it, prancing about and masturbating until studly Tommy Gunn walked over to place his pecker in front of her mug. Lia greedily engulfed it like a seasoned professional, her longstanding lesbian antics seemingly forgotten as she used her hand to increase friction and alternated with some throat fucking until a 69 allowed him to lick her too. The couple went at it vaginally in all sorts of positions, Lia a bit too passive for my tastes but looking good nonetheless. It ended quickly when he jerked off a round of genetic juice to her crotch, the look on her face priceless even if the performance was modest at best.

Bridgette B.

Scene Two: Daisy Cruz, a curvy Latina with lots of tattoos, was up next in a makeshift hospital room, the tease showcasing her fetching figure better than I could describe it. Her bikini lingerie looked good on her and she took her time taking it off, masturbating to a climax before Jerry joined her for some oral ministrations. He then began to vaginally bang her, the gal actively participating in the pounding thrusts as well as the subsequent oral, her eye contact and skilled moves making her fun to watch. Whether they shared actual chemistry or just a love connection might be unclear but it was a good scene altogether, her wealth of taste testing ending in a crotch pop of population pudding showing her impact on him.

Scene Three: Lexi Swallow, a seductive blond with a lot of pornish appeal, was up next in a bedroom, her loose black top and purple panties barely disguising her assets as she teased and masturbated in bed. She had fun with it but played the role in a coy manner, the idea that she had fantasies of making it with an Asian male like Keni Styles, definitely out of the mainstream. In any case, she seemed a bit out of it as she worked herself over, Keni stepping in to kiss and go down on her not truly fueling any fires even though both gave some fair oral to the other, culminating in a series of vaginal penetration positions. She rarely looked to be having a good time here, the mechanical attitude weakening it to the point that even the titty fucking and tiny facial did little to improve things, his spunk so limited that he shouldn’t have bothered.

Scene Four: Lia, next up in a black & white dress with matching undies, was then up with Bill Bailey in a diner, the perky blond as delightful to watch as ever. Lia’s ass was thick and round, the smile on her face showing she was into the action, and the camera loved her. The cunnilingus by Bill was shorter than expected, Lia reciprocating with her mouth and hand giving him a clean hummer. The oral led to more vaginal plowing, Lia seemingly more into the penetration this time, the personal chemistry elevating this scene over her last. It ended when he tossed off a wad of spunk all over her torso, her dress still on and some replay value established.

Scene Five: Bridgette B., a busty blond sexpot well known for her sexual expertise across a wide variety of porn flicks, was up last in a jail scene, the curvy cutie wearing a red demi-cup bra and tiny booty shorts. Her approach this time was to take things slower and more seductively, the gal caressing her nipples as she pressed her tits through the bars of the cell. She continued to slowly disrobe and masturbate when the shift to the sex was abruptly made, Sascha between her legs and his fingers digging deeply inside of her. He gave her a lot of licks as she sat on his face, the couple moving into a 69 before more strenuous oral by Bridgette was provided, her talented tongue and mouth always a treat to watch when she is in her zone. The vaginal positions were active and the movie closed out on a strong point because of it, moving to anal where she was better than the rest of the team at active riding. It was far from her best work but it was strokable with decent replay value, Bridgette doing ATM before the crotch pop of spew ended their tryst.

Bonus Scene: Lia’s First Time: Lia and Brynn Tyler were up next, reclining naked on a black tabletop as they used vibrators to get off. At first, it struck me that they were having a contest of sorts to see who could leave a puddle fastest but as they relaxed more, the pair paid more attention to one another than the camera following their every move. For me, the best action this time was when Lia laid back and asked Brynn to fuck her with the vibrator, her orgasm satisfying to watch even if I wanted to see more of them paired off together.

Bonus Scene: Sex Broker: After meeting, Lia and Jerry kiss and the action moves into the elevator. He squeezes and sucks her cute breasts. Afterwards, he continues to caress them a bit while he eats her out. Then, the woman gets on her knees and sucks his manhood with a sexy stroke. Her pretty face makes the blow job activity even more stimulating to watch. A standing missionary follows and it is apparent that they like each other. Also, it is very evident that Jerry is placing a lot of determination into his performance. When the action occurs on the floor of the elevator, the intensity heightens especially during their spooning moments. The reverse cowgirl activity creates a great display for the viewer to marvel at Lia's beautiful body. Finally, he pulls out and cums on her beauty spot. Then, they continue to fuck. (review by Apache Warrior)

Summary: Me First by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment was not the strongest offering from the company or director, the cast showing promise in some cases but not living up to their best scenes of the past in the slightest. The technical values were decent in most cases, the camera work not as consistent as Skow is known for, but the loosely tied scenes meriting a rating of Rent It for those into the specific ladies used here. In short, Me First seemed almost as if it were a collection of unrelated scenes shot over a period of time that were tossed together just to put out a movie, even the physical appeal of Lia 19 waning a bit thanks to the weakness of her performances as she transitioned into doing men. Frankly, I’d rather have a performer doing what and who they wanted to than move too quickly outside of their comfort zone, this one best suited for hardcore fans of the cast.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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