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PRON: The XXX Parody


Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/12/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Pron The XXX Parody

Goodnight Media

Genre: Parody

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Director: Lee Roy Myers & Sam Hain

Cast: April O’Neil, Anthony Rosano, Lexi Belle, Rocco Reed, Diamond Foxxx, Tommy Pistol, Andy San Dimas, Brian Street Team, Zoe Voss
Non-sex roles: Lee Roy Myers, Seth’s Beard, Freddy Fingers

Length: 143:31 minutes

April O'Neil with Anthony Rosano

Date of Production: 11/9/2010, 11/10/2010

Extras: The extras started off with a slideshow and then added a 16:07 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The antics by Tommy Pistol aside, there was a variety of comments made by the cast and crew, the “Rampage” loving Myers clearly enjoying himself in the process. There was also a 2:37 minute long look at the special effects from the movie, both split screen and side by side comparisons showing how minor differences have a big impact on the final product.

Condoms: None

Lexi Belle with Rocco Reed

Audio/Video Quality: Pron was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by directors Lee Roy Myers and Sam Hain for Goodnight Media. As the company’s first movie, the pair of award winning directors both cranked it up a few notches over some of their past works to provide an entertaining but sexually heated parody, poking fun at the original mainstream flicks but also paying them tribute as a valid pornified effort too. The special effects were not as heavy handed as the originals, allowing the sex scenes to shine on their merits, and the CGI was suitable for a parody of this nature (especially considering the show was set in the early 80’s). The camera angles flattered the women and gave enough variety to stave off criticism other companies earn by the way they use too many close-ups, Myers and Hain both well known for how well they craft their sexual and dialogue scenes to fit the need of the show rather than whatever makes for an expedient shot. The visual elements were distinctive and this was a nice change of pace over the generic parodies that have swept the marketing landscape over recent years, both directors able to improve on the majority of genre releases thanks in part to the small touches they add. The video bitrate tended to hover around the 4.4 Mbps bitrate when spot checked but ultimately, fans of either “Tron” release will probably appreciate this effort far more than average on many levels, the technical aspects certainly fitting for a tribute such as this. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering with the usual 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate. There was a nice balance between the musical score by Hype Jones, the vocals, and the special effects too, some separation noted and the dynamic range as claustrophobic as the originals to give the movie a similar “feel” in a manner that very few features tend to do. Such efforts require a lot of work for relatively little praise so it is nice to see the company expanding on areas that the big boys of porn so frequently fail at, even those that tout their technological prowess so often.

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Diamond Foxxx with Tommy Pistol

Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers and Sam Hain are two of the most popular parody directors out there at this writing, each winning numerous awards such as best movie or best director here at Xcritic and elsewhere. The two paired up to tackle what could have been the “Avatar XXX” boondoggle of the year in their first release together, a movie called Pron The XXX Parody, but a devotion to going the extra mile made it instead a very appealing pornification of the original two mainstream movies. When researching the movie, I found that the company was started by Myers, Hain, and the infamous Popporn duo of Bangs & Buckton, this quartet of talent surely about to show their former employers how to “get it right” given their near dominance of the market for quality fuck flicks. Rather than rely on marketing alone, each of the above simply put more effort into their flicks, the ratings at Xcritic showing the results over and over.

Andy San Dimas with Brian Street Team

The company explained it like this: “Goodnight Media is a studio that was created as a new alternative to traditional studios. Goodnight Media is the future of Adult Entertainment. Currently available on multiple media platforms, such as DVD, Broadcast, Web, IPTV, and Mobile, Goodnight Media is also prepared to evolve with new technologies as they emerge and expand. Marketing for Goodnight Media will extend from modern porn consumers to people that have rarely or if ever experienced this type of adult entertainment before. Goodnight Media's content will come to the viewer, and then the viewer will cum to Goodnight Media's content. Goodnight Media movies are of the highest-quality, star the sexiest adult stars, are made by the top directors, cover many genres, are for men, women, and couples, have hot sex, are extremely entertaining, and are affordable. Created by award-winning adult Director, Lee Roy Myers, Director of the hit XXX parodies of The Simpsons, The Big Lebowski, Seinfeld, and The Office, Goodnight Media came about when Lee Roy and Critically-Acclaimed Director, Sam Hain (Director of the Adult parodies of the X-Files and Star Trek TNG), and Kings of Porno-Comedy, Brian Bangs & Spock Buckton (Directors of the Adult parody of The Jersey Shore) had a discussion about a studio of the future; one that would always have a high-end, highly-sexy, and highly-entertaining product, but would also be on the front line of technological advancements. And so, Lee Roy, with the help of his porno friends, built Goodnight Media, the studio that makes Porn that you will dream about.”

Zoe Voss with Anthony Rosano

As far as the movie itself is concerned, it was a solid first company effort, showing the kind of care few others care to offer and a great many touches to make the transformation of the original concept complete, ultimately showing that as difficult a movie to pornify as “Tron” could only be done by this select group without a bunch of suits dictating lots of silly rules to water down the final product. While not a strict copy of the original with sex thrown in, the porno includes a variety of nods along the way, including some of the geek humor only fans (like myself) will appreciate, a superior approach to making it on a dime and tossing in everything to appease a wider audience as others seem so willing to do. The box cover stated it like this: “In this visually-stunning sexy spoof of the cult classic, Tron, and its modern high-tech sequel, the real world collides with the Grid, and it's a tech-geek's wet dream! When Kevin Fling is fired from his job as a pleasure product engineer, he decides to hack into the Enrection computer system. But, he gets more than he bargains for. Sucked into the Computer System, Kevin goes on an exciting journey through a world of beautiful & horny programs, busty software, fast & dangerous Light-Suckles, and glowing vaginas, to take on the evil & powerful Masturbation Control Program. Catch shining examples of how penetration should really be seen, with Pron - The XXX Parody! End of line.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Special effects like the original

Scene One: April O’Neil, a fetching little hotty with an all natural body, was up next as she took on Anthony Rosano in a funny little tryst. His outside persona was “hacking” the system to find lost files, the computer representation being him probing her body with tongue and penis to get what he wanted. The couple had some chemistry together and she showed all the usual signs of being turned on (erect nipples, elevated respiration rate, flush skin) as he pleasured her. In return, she blew him while maintaining eye contact and they moved on to several active vaginal penetration positions. Her little moans and aural comments added to the strokability, both giving additional head in the form of taste testing (and April titty fucking him) until he launched his load of genetic juice all over her mug and upper torso as she looked up to him in awe.

Lee Roy Myers served as voice talent too

Scene Two: Lexi Belle, playing a beautiful corporate shill, was up next with partner Rocco Reed, her offer to assist Anthony furthering the plot with just the right nod to the dialogue. She was falling out of her top and ready to undress Rocco when Anthony left the room for some fresh air, her bra removed to grant Rocco greater access to those sweet little breasts of hers. They kissed and she kept her glasses on (a fetish for some), her playful little hummer including ample hand to gland combat to increase the friction and enhance the experience. Lexi then started aggressively riding his pecker vaginally, her lean figure always a treasure when in motion with someone she likes. The active riding and taste testing soon led to Rocco dropping a wad of population pudding on her perfect ass, Lexi tasting it before the scene cut away.

Scene Three: Diamond Foxxx, a curvy MILF with superior oral skills, was up next in a blowjob-only scene with meat puppet Tommy Pistol. As much as I am no fan of such scenes in general, Diamond provided a lot of passion and enthusiasm to her scene, her eye contact and energy making it stand out nicely. She spit on it at times to provide more lubrication, throated him with ease thanks to his modest size, and otherwise served as his cock socket until he eventually unleashed his nut of spunk all over her face, Diamond pleased with the results of her oral work and titty fucking to drain his balls.

Scene Four: Andy San Dimas, serving as a blond icon able to serve those in need, was up next with heavily tattooed Brian Street Team as the couple kissed. Her wig and skintight white outfit contrasted with his black attire, some choking and roughness giving her additional tactile pleasure from the looks of her response. He massaged her clitoris and she knelt before him to seductively blow him, her active blowjob as messy as it needed to be to get him ready for some oral reciprocation. He fingered her and replaced his digit with his pecker, Andy impaling herself on the cock in several positions as her snatched engulfed him readily. The look on her face showed her efforts were not in vain either, her desire to embrace her inner whore making this scene a nice addition to the rest of the movie on chemistry alone. She even fingered her own ass as he drilled her hard, his wealth of seed landing all over her ass by his hand to complete her services for the moment.

Scene Five: Zoe Voss, looking as perfectly suited for this futuristic fuck flick as any of the others, was up next after a sexual tryst involving Anthony Rosano. Their verbal banter was evidence of his continued excellence in parodies, her need fulfilled in order for him to progress. They kissed and embraced one another, moving to the couch where her desire for a real man was to be satisfied. He worked her tits with his mouth to make her nipples perky, the gal panting as he continued to work his way down her crotch. He fingered her as he ate her actively, Zoe coyly toying with his rod orally before servicing him like a seasoned champion. She offered both hands on and hands free oral too, each suitable for spank bank material, her eyes constantly looking up at him until they maneuvered into a virtual 69. Then came the active vaginal riding by the gal; starting off slowly but moving on top of him to truly let loose with her body to get off. There was some taste testing by both of them after that but the dynamic was served best by a variety of vaginal positions, Zoe instinctively knowing when he was ready to toss a load of semen at her face so she positioned herself at his knees and gave post coital head after he came.

Summary: Pron by directors Lee Roy Myers and Sam Hain proved that the pairing of two talented directors did not mean the resulting product would be any less appreciated than their individual efforts, the distinctive visual flair used adding to the feature aspects just as the wonderful casting enhanced the heated sexual trysts included. Sexy Lexy Belle, exotic Zoe Voss, appealing MILF Diamond Foxxx, hotty April O’Neil, and popular Andy San Dimas were all having a good time here, parody prince Anthony Rosano rounding out the cast nicely (along with the other males) to make this winner worthy of being Highly Recommended or better but truly a “must have” for genre fans and those who appreciated the mainstream movies over the years. In short, Pron The XXX Parody was a great balance of the original elements from the first movie parodied, the need for passionate sex, and the humor the directing duo are known for, culminating in one of the best first company releases in memory so give it a look.


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