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Squirt Girl Alexis Ford


Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 4/12/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: All sex.
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Alexis Ford, Mr. Pete, McKenzie Miles, Tommy Gunn, Brooke Lee Adams, Chris Johnson, Charley Chase, Rocco Reed, Marcus London.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 01:54
Condoms: None
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex.

Synopsis

Squirt Girl Alexis Ford is a conventional five-scene, boy/girl, all-vaginal movie featuring Alexis Ford, one of Adam & Eve's contract stars. As its name implies, Alexis Ford, and her co-stars McKenzie Miles, Charley Chase, and Brooke Lee Adams, all squirt prolifically during their scenes.

Although, as contract star, Alexis Ford pulls top billing, and appears in two scenes (Scenes One and Five), the top squirter is, by far, McKenzie Miles. I've seen this hard-bodied hellion in several flicks now and am very impressed by her looks, her performances, and her fire-hose-like squirts.

Overall, however, I must admit that Alexis does a particularly nice job in Squirt Girl Alexis Ford. I really like her tease segment in Scene One, during which she washes a classic Chevy pickup--and herself--with lots of soapy water.

One of the best things about Squirt Girl Alexis Ford is the slow-motion instant replays that follow most of the squirts. I've seen a lot of squirt-centric movies and don't recall this being done before. I think it is an excellent idea and it made watching Squirt Girl Alexis Ford one of the best squirting experiences I've ever had.

The combination of good-to-excellent sex coupled with excellent videography ranks this movie among my "highly recommended" flicks. It's worth a look and, if you're a squirt aficionado, a place in your library.

Check out some photos of the girls in Squirt Girl Alexis Ford here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the girls squirting. Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Squirt Girl Alexis Ford can be accessed here.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/minimal anal
Performers: Alexis Ford, Mr. Pete

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the scene begins, sexy Alexis Ford, dressed only in a bright red bikini bottom and matching high heel shoes, bends over a classic 40's-era Chevy truck and washes it with soapy water. As rhythmic music accompanies the action, Alexis also soaps her luscious curves and plays with herself for our viewing pleasure. And, she uses the water from a flowing hose to rinse off, too (she strokes the hose as if it were a cock).

After a couple of minutes of soapy fun, Mr. Pete enters the picture, tosses away the hose (he plans to replace it with his own), grabs Alexis' body, and then kisses her mouth, caresses her fine body, suckles her tits, strips off her bikini bottom, spanks her shapely ass cheeks, squeezes her all-natural boobs, and finger-fucks her sweet pussy and tight asshole (he inches two fingers past her sphincter). Meanwhile, Alexis encourages him with her words and coos of pleasure. Later, Alexis takes on Mr. Pete's "hose," by sucking, stroking, and swallowing it balls deep. She even makes sexy stringers and delightfully gags on his dick!

Without benefit of any cunnilingus, Mr. Pete lifts Alexis onto the front fender of the Chevy and then fucks her in missionary. During this segment, Mr. Pete pulls out for a while and uses his hands to frantically finger-fuck Alexis' pussy until she sprays her first load of female ejaculate all over the truck's fender. Then, thanks to the "miracle" of slow-motion, we get to experience that ejaculation again. Then, as the scene continues to unfold, Mr. Pete gets to ravish Alexis' horny body--and make her cum and squirt repeatedly (nice slow-motion instant replays)--in mish, kneeling doggie (he spanks her until her ass cheeks turn bright red), side-saddle cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl.

To finish up the scene, the couple returns to missionary so that Mr. Pete can pound Alexis' cunt until he's ready to explode. At the last second, he pulls out and showers his load all over Alexis' pretty belly. Alexis uses her fingers to massage the semen into her labia and then licks her fingers clean. Then, she licks up her own squirt from the truck's fender.

This would have been an "A" scene had Mr. Pete taken time to eat Alexis' pussy.

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, water play, spanking, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, soapy car wash, tit sucking and squeezing, finger-fucking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, gagging, anal finger-fucking, anal multiple-finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she squirts), reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl (she cums), standing doggie (she cums).
Anal Positions: DP with cock (pussy) and finger (asshole).
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External abdomen.

Sex rating: 4.30
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 3.90

What I Liked Most:

  • The door location and the classic Chevy pickup truck prop are very nice.
  • Alexis looks damned good clad primarily in soap suds!
  • I love Alexis' genital jewelry! Her naval ring is very attractive, too.
  • The kissing, especially during foreplay, is hot and erotic.
  • Alexis' fine-looking and all-natural tits bounce delightfully in reaction to Mr. Pete's--or her--moves. They look especially nice dangling when she gets fucked in doggie.
  • Alexis does a nice job encouraging Mr. Pete with her pleasure-filled moans and nicely-chosen naughty words: "Fuck like a whore!"
  • Alexis squirts! I know that people will argue whether it's female "ejaculate" or just pee. I don't give a damn! It sprays out of a pussy and looks damned hot. What's better than that?
  • Extremely nice chemistry develops between Alexis and Mr. Pete...even though he fails to eat her pussy!
  • Mr. Pete seems to like Alexis' pretty natural tits as much as I do. He squeezes them and slaps them repeatedly during the scene. Alexis loves it and growls with appreciation.
  • Mr. Pete also pleasures Alexis' mouth, clit, and ass cheeks, too. In fact, his hand print glows bright red on her butt!
  • Alexis' fucking-back moves are hot and sexy.
  • Mr. Pete double-penetrates (DPs) Alexis' holes by shoving a finger up her asshole while plowing her pussy with his penis.
  • The close-ups and special effects are very effective. In particular, I really like the slow-motion instant replay of the female ejaculation segments.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There should have been more emphasis paid to Alexis' asshole. Sure, there's a little finger fucking. But, assholes need more than that!
  • The scene suffers from an overabundance of oblique camera angles. These angles, caused by the cameraman turning the camcorder this way and that while filming, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
  • There's some unwanted ambient noise in the soundtrack. The scene was filmed outdoors, so some extraneous sounds are inevitable. But, they should have been edited out.
  • Not much attention was paid to Alexis' wardrobe.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Mr. Pete never went down on Alexis to eat her pussy. I'll never understand guys who forego cunnilingus.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: McKenzie Miles, Tommy Gunn

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: In a backyard perched at the edge of a hill overlooking Los Angeles, magnificent McKenzie Miles, dressed in a hot black bikini, struts her stuff poolside to the beat of well-chosen music. As McKenzie strolls around the pool, she pauses to pose and give us glimpses of the rock-hard flesh beneath her minimal swimsuit. She also shows off her excellent strip-tease skills as she moves erotically and caresses herself lovingly. McKenzie eventually circle the pool and stops at a couch which has been thoughtfully positioned on the pool's deck. She continues to pose seductively as the music-video-style imagery stokes our fires.

Just when I thought that McKenzie's "dance" was going to make my cock explode on its own volition, Tommy steps into the frame, approaches McKenzie, briefly caresses her fantastic curves, and then strokes her still-clothed pussy with his practiced hands. Finding the bikini bottom to be an impediment, Tommy strips it of and then proceeds to rim McKenzie's asshole and attack her pretty pussy with his fingers and tongue. McKenzie coos with real pleasure and her body trembles uncontrollably as her body ramps up for the first--of many--squirting orgasms she'll experience during the next half hour or so. After McKenzie's stream diminishes, a welcome slow-motion instant replay lets us see the action again. Then, nasty Tommy bends down and licks up the mess he made! McKenzie loves it and squirts again!

To repay Tommy, McKenzie then strips off his jeans and gives him a spirited deep-throat blowjob that's accompanied by skillful handjob action, stringers, gagging, and balls-suckling. Tommy enjoys the fellatio so much that he pulls on her hair and fucks her throat!

Sex begins in cowgirl. As McKenzie rides him like a champion bull rider, Tommy pistons in-and-out of her vagina at redline speed. Within seconds, McKenzie starts to squirt...and cums repeatedly (nice slow-motion replays) while she and Tommy continue to fuck each other powerfully and erotically. As the scene unfolds, Tommy and McKenzie enjoy 69, reverse cowgirl (I could almost feel her long-distance squirt coming through my computer's monitor!), spoon (her body convulses when she squirt/cums), and kneeling doggie.

To finish up this hottest-of-the-movie scene, McKenzie and Tommy return to spoon. Tommy pounds her pussy relentlessly and then, at the last second, pulls out. Then, as McKenzie's cunt gushes yet again, Tommy explodes all over her belly. This boy/girl near-simultaneous ejaculation goes beyond "hot." Nicely done, you two.

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After Tommy's spasms recede, he reinserts his cock into McKenzie's pussy and reams her gently as her orgasming body calms down.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit squeezing, cunnilingus, finger fucking (she squirts), clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, gagging, balls suckling, boy-on-girl rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl (she squirts), reverse cowgirl (she squirts), kneeling doggie (she squirts), spoon (she squirts).
Anal Positions: None; minimal boy-on-girl rimming.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External abdomen.

Sex rating: 4.825
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.20

What I Liked Most:

  • McKenzie Miles has a great body. God, what a gorgeous girl. I especially like her rock-hard belly that's crowned with nicely-enhanced breasts.
  • The outdoor hillside location is beautiful. The pool is attractive, too. Too bad that McKenzie and Tommy didn't fuck in the water (they do take a dip during the BTS footage).
  • McKenzie squirts often and with a great deal of force. Few squirters can match the velocity and length of her streams...she's in the rarefied group that is home to Sindee Jennings and Jada Fire! The couch upon which McKenzie and Tommy fuck gets so fucking wet that it's amazing that the couple didn't slip and slide around.
  • The cunnilingus and finger-fucking are awesome! Tommy even makes her squirt with his fingers--during foreplay. Way to go, Tommy!
  • Tommy really seems to enjoy McKenzie's ejaculations. He even laps up her girl juice!
  • Tommy truly enjoys McKenzie's cunt, too. Wait until you see his redline-speed and oh-so-frantic moves when he fucks her!
  • McKenzie's fucking-back moves are very sexy and erotic.
  • McKenzie gobbles her own ejaculate off of Tommy's dick using pussy-to-mouth.
  • McKenzie and Tommy share some sweet 69 between sexual positions. I really love mutual oral and wish more couples would use 69 during sex scenes.
  • McKenzie frantically jacks her clit to increase her own pleasure and to intensify her ejaculations. Tommy, too, uses his fingers--and the tip of his cock--to stroke McKenzie's clit...and makes her squirt like a fire hydrant.
  • McKenzie's body convulses with untold pleasure when she squirt/cums during spoon.
  • At the end of the scene, both McKenzie and Tommy ejaculate at nearly the same second.
  • The close-ups and special effects are very effective. In particular, I really like the slow-motion instant replay of the female ejaculation segments.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There should have been more emphasis paid to McKenzie's asshole. Sure, there's a rimming. But, assholes need more than that!
  • Tommy should have fucked McKenzie's tits. Look at these proud and perky mams. Wouldn't you fuck them?
  • The scene suffers from an overabundance of oblique camera angles. These angles, caused by the cameraman turning the camcorder this way and that while filming, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
  • The scene also suffers from jerky camera movements.
  • There's some unwanted airplane noise in the soundtrack. The scene was filmed outdoors, so some extraneous sounds are inevitable. But, they should have been edited out.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Brooke Lee Adams, Chris Johnson.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Wearing a black and red bikini that doesn't begin to cover her fine young tits, Brooke Lee Adams, one of the best of the newest crop of porn stars, poses and teases outside a sliding g lass door that opens to a colorful garden. Show shows off her pretty thong-clad ass, caresses her womanly curves, and gives us an up-close-and-personal introduction to her pretty all-natural boobs. In due course, she enters the bedroom, climbs atop the bed, and continues to tease and please in a very seductive manner as she removes and tosses aside her minimal attire. Damn, this girl really knows how to tease...my aching cock proves it!

In due course, we realize that we're not the only ones that Brooke Lee is teasing. Indeed, Chris Johnson soon joins her and the two share some sweet caresses before she goes down on his cock to give him wanton fellatio that's augmented with stringers and superb handjob action. Meanwhile, Chris pulls on her flowing brunette hair and encourages her with his words. Then, to repay Brooke for the oral action, Chris gives Brooke Lee some out-of-this-world cunnilingus. Using only his fingers and tongue, he makes her cum for the first time during the scene. Brooke Lee shows her appreciation by squealing with delight and by motivating him with well-chosen words of encouragement.

Sex begins in spoon as Chris fucks her from behind while using his hands to squeeze her fine breasts and caress her body. Then, as the scene continues to unfold, Brooke Lee and Chris enjoy cowgirl, on-her-side, missionary, and kneeling doggie. During kneeling doggie, Chris takes a break from the in-and-out action to eat and multiple-finger-fuck Brooke Lee's super-soaked pussy while she lays on her back in missionary and kneels in doggie. The result? Brooke Lee squirts all over the bed!

To end the scene, Chris, of course, gets to "squirt," too. He pounds Brooke Lee's pussy while she kneels in doggie and, at the last second, pulls out so he can spray her ass cheeks with his seed.

Foreplay: Striptease, kissing, body kissing/licking, spanking, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit squeezing, cunnilingus (she cums), finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, handjob, fellatio.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl (she cums), kneeling doggie (she squirts), spoon, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External butt.

Sex rating: 4.55
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.20

What I Liked Most:

  • Brooke Lee is, in my opinion, one of the best newcummers in the business. I love her all-natural medium-sized tits...and how they bounce when she gets fucked. And, she's mischievous and fucking cute!
  • Brooke Lee gives a magnificent striptease show. Although I was flaccid when the scene began, she made me hard as a rock in less than a couple of minutes!
  • Chris gives Brooke Lee superb cunnilingus. He makes her cum with his mouth!
  • During foreplay, Brooke Lee and Chris develop some incendiary chemistry that animates them through the rest of the scene.
  • Brooke Lee does a very nice job of fucking back...even in spoon! I particularly enjoyed seeing her do all the "work" in kneeling doggie.
  • Brooke does a nice job of communicating her pleasure with us. Her coos, groans, shouts, and naughty words make her ecstasy evident.
  • I enjoy seeing Chris caress, fondle, spank, and suckle Brooke's body while he fucks her vagina. Her body screams out "hold me!"
  • Brooke Lee's soaking wet vagina provides plenty of lubrication for Chris' pistoning cock. No lube necessary!
  • Chris pounds Brooke Lee's pussy at redline speed. He really enjoys reaming her!
  • Brooke Lee squirts...not as much as McKenzie in Scene Two, but enough to make me happy!
  • The close-ups and special effects are very effective.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • At least some lovin' should have been given to Brooke Lee's asshole.
  • The scene suffers from an overabundance of oblique camera angles. These angles, caused by the cameraman turning the camcorder this way and that while filming, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
  • The scene also suffers from jerky camera movements.
  • There's some annoying background noise that should have been edited out.
  • I wish that the editor had provided footage showing Chris insert his penis into Brooke Lee's pussy after every transition.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Charley Chase, Rocco Reed.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Charley Chase, dressed in a black thong bikini, revealing black fishnet "pants," and "big hair," poses and dances in a nicely-appointed living room as effective music-video-style editing and background music enhance the experience. Charley does a nice job showing off her fine ass cheeks and her long pretty legs.

Too soon, I think, Rocco Reed joins Charley and they enjoy some full-body bumping and grinding as they strip off each other's clothes (If you're like me, your heart will skip a beat when Rocco bares Charley's pierced tits!). Rocco fondles and squeezes Charley's fine body and kisses her welcoming mouth as their chemistry begins to ignite. Charley soon pulls down Rocco's jeans and gives him a fine blowjob that's replete with deep-throat strokes, rivers of drool, and animated balls sucking. And, she double-fists his rod with both of her hands, too. Believe me, you'd love to be in Rocco's position of looking down at Charley worshipping his cock with her hands and mouth (great camera angles and close-ups)!

Even though Charley gives Rocco excellent oral pleasure, he does not respond in kind. So, without benefit of cunnilingus, Charley mounts and furiously fucks Rocco in reverse cowgirl. Charley tosses her hotter-than-hell body up and down frantically and soon experiences her first squirting orgasm of the scene (nice slow-motion instant replay). But, she's totally insatiable. So, after her squirt has diminished, she guides Rocco's dick back into her pussy and resumes her frantic--and oh-so-sexy--fucking moves. Charley makes herself squirt again and then sucks her ejaculate off of Rocco's lucky cock. Hell, she even licks his soaked legs.

As the scene unfolds, high-energy--and extremely satisfying--sex continues in cowgirl, kneeling doggie (she repeatedly squirts all over the couch and her body trembles with unbridled pleasure), missionary, and on-her-side. Then, to finish up the scene, Rocco pulls out of Charley's vagina, while fucking her in missionary, and squirts his load all over her womanly belly and onto the patch of pubic hair that crowns her vagina. She then milks him dry and tastes his semen.

This would have been an "A+" scene if Rocco had gone down to eat Charley's lovely pussy.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, caressing/fondling, clit stroking/jacking, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, balls sucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (she squirts), kneeling doggie (she squirts), on-her-side (she squirts).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External abdomen.

Sex rating: 4.40
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90

What I Liked Most:

  • Charley Chase has a hot body. I particularly like her pierced nipples and clit hood. Speaking of breasts, her natural boobs bounce and dance delightfully when she fucks the shit out of Rocco.
  • Charley gives Rocco an amazing blowjob. Oh, that all women would have such oral skills!
  • Charley's fucking moves defy explanation...in every position. She's insatiable!
  • Charley is a very demonstrative fuck. Her screams, growls, and nasty vocabulary ("Take it! TAKE MY PUSSY!") are feral!
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Charley and Rocco. They really have a good time together!
  • Rocco strokes Charley's clit with her fingers while she fucks his cock. And, he takes several opportunities to spank her generous ass cheeks. These actions increase her pleasure even more and causes her to squirt even more voluminously.
  • Charley squirts voluminously on several occasions.
  • Charley repeatedly sucks her ejaculate off of Rocco's cock, using pussy-to-mouth. And, she licks her voluminous cum off of his body, too.
  • The sex is hot and sweaty.
  • Rocco pounds Charley's vagina with redline-speed strokes. Damn, he enjoys fucking her!
  • The close-ups and special effects are very effective.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • At least some lovin' should have been given to Charley's asshole.
  • The scene suffers from an overabundance of oblique camera angles. These angles, caused by the cameraman turning the camcorder this way and that while filming, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Rocco never went down on Charley to eat her pussy. I'll never understand guys who forego cunnilingus.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Alexis Ford, Marcus London.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Alexis Ford, returning for her second romp of the movie, begins Scene Five dressed in a very sexy outfit that nicely shows off her fine curves. She caresses herself and struts around a single green couch in a minimally-furnished room while extremely effective special effects and music heighten our experience. Alexis makes her tease very personal and repeatedly locks her mesmerizing eyes with ours as she does oh-so-naughty moves for us. Eventually, Alexis lies down on the couch and, on cue, Marcus London walks up to the couch, bends down, and spends some quality time fondling her body, kissing her mouth, and squeezing her perky breasts. Then, she invites him to join him on the couch so that they can make out more comfortably. Marcus attacks Alexis' breasts with his ravenous mouth and, as you might expect, her nipples rise and harden delightfully. While they kiss, Marcus strips off his shirt so that Alexis can caress his muscular chest while squeezing his full-on jeans-imprisioned erection with her hands. Believe me, those jeans are soon history when Alexis tugs them down so she can have unfettered access to his throbbing rod. While Alexis skillfully blows (how slobbery!), deep-throats, and strokes Marcus' penis, he encourages her with his words and pulls on her pretty blond hair.

As the scene continues, Marcus bares the rest of Alexis' body so that he can feast from the bounty between her legs (love your clit hood ring, Alexis!) while she pants and groans happily and motivates him with nasty commentary. Marcus lavishes lots of tongue action on Alexis' clit and suckles her clit-hood ring while reaming her soaking wet cunt with multiple fingers (nice close-ups). And, he finger-fucks Alexis through her first squirting orgasm of the scene (nice slow-motion replay).

After Alexis' pussy stops gushing, Marcus slides his cock into that wettest of holes and fucks her furiously in missionary. Alexis loves the in-and-out action and rewards Marcus with yet another stream of girl juice. Later, they enjoy kneeling doggie, and reverse cowgirl (her hard-driving moves are hot and sexy). After reverse, Alexis and Marcus stand facing each other and then, using his super talented fingers, Marcus frantically strokes Alexis' G-Spot until another blast of girl juice squirts out of her vagina. Then, they return to one last position, on-her-side, for one last squirt before Marcus unloosens his load all over Alexis pretty belly. She massages his seed into the skin around her genitals as he slides his still-hard rod back inside for a few more strokes. Great scene, you two!

After Scene Five ends, be sure to watch the credits roll. What a treat!

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking (she squirts), clit stroking/jacking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she squirts), reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side (she squirts), on-her-belly, standing face-to-face (she squirts).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External abdomen.

Sex rating: 4.75
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

What I Liked Most:

  • I love Alexis' genital jewelry!
  • Excellent chemistry develops between Marcus and Alexis.
  • Alexis' fellatio technique involves rivers of her spit!
  • Marcus is very talented with his fingers. It appears that he knows exactly how to stimulate Alexis' G-Spot to make her gush...over and over again!
  • Alexis' orgasms come hard and often.
  • The sex is hot and sweat-inducing.
  • Alexis' pretty natural tits look very nice when they dangle and bounce...especially when Marcus fucks her pussy in doggie.
  • Alexis does a very nice job encouraging Marcus with her ecstatic sounds and her words: "I like feeling your hard cock inside me. You're turning me on!"
  • Alexis' fucking moves are powerful, sexy, and erotic...especially in reverse cowgirl.
  • Alexis' ejaculate soaks the couch upon which she and Marcus fuck.
  • Alexis sucks her own cum off of Marcus' cock using ravenous-and quite slobbery--pussy-to-mouth.
  • The close-ups and special effects are very effective.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • At least some lovin' should have been given to Alexis' asshole.
  • The scene suffers from an overabundance of oblique camera angles. These angles, caused by the cameraman turning the camcorder this way and that while filming, make it appear as if the performers are going to slide off the edge of the screen.
  • The editing made me feel a loss of continuity on a couple of occasions.

Extras

The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full-motion chapter selector that identifies each scene by its performers; multiple chapters per sex scene; nearly 12 minutes of on-set interviews during which the girls talk about squirting, how they learned to squirt, and so on; a 12 1/2 minute bonus scene, from Hot Squirts, that features Cytherea and Randy Spears; four and one-half minutes of bloopers; a four and one-half-minute self-running slide show that's accompanied by music; nearly eleven minutes of Adam & Eve movie previews; an ad for adameve.com; over five minutes of phone sex ads; the Internet Promo Trailer for Squirt Girl Alexis Ford, and a 16-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The very-well-done BTS contains video of the still photo shoots, clips of girls squirting, funny impromptu interviews of the cast members (guys as well as girls); on-set tomfoolery; extra sex footage; and after-sex debriefings. This is a nice set of extras and is above average in today's marketplace. Four stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Squirt Girl Alexis Ford include:

  • the squirting! I love gushing pussies.
  • the slow-motion "instant replays" of the squirts. I don't think I've ever seen this effect before and I like it! These "replays" make this one of the best squirting experiences I've ever had.
  • the cast. Not only are they voluminous squirters, but they're all good fucks, too. And, they're cute!
    • McKenzie Miles. I love her body and her amazing squirts.
    • Alexis Ford. This girl is really growing on me.
    • Charlie Chase. What an amazing fuck!
    • Brooke Lee Adams...one of the best of the 2010 crop of new porn chicks.
  • the musical soundtrack. Although not particularly inspired, it is much better than you'll hear on most all-sex movies.
  • the special effects, which are most prominent during the scene set-up striptease segments, are really well done and add measurably to the movie's overall appeal.

Squirt Girl Alexis Ford could have been better if:

  • there had been real anal sex. There's a tiny bit of rimming and finger-fucking. But, there really should have been some full-on in-and-out action.
  • there had been some titty fucking. McKenzie and Charley, in particular, have very fuck-able tits. Why didn't their guys take advantage?
  • the video were not plagued with the "porn-isms" I always rant about: oblique camera angles, jerky camera movements, annoying ambient sounds, and so forth.

Things I didn't like about Squirt Girl Alexis Ford include:

  • Mr. Pete never went down on Alexis to eat her pussy. in Scene One.
  • Rocco never went down on Charley to eat her pussy in Scene Four.

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.565
Average video rating: 4.80
Average audio rating: 3.70
Average production values rating: 3.96
Extras rating: 4.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.405

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)


Dr. Jay



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