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Ass Titans 5

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 4/17/11

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Studio:  Evil Angel

Release Date:  2-1-2011

Length:  2 discs – 4 hours

Director: Raul Cristian

Condoms: no

Genre: Anal, Euro

Category: gonzo

Cast: Phoenix Marie, Riley Evans, Eliska Cross, Lea Lexis, Shannya Tweeks, Bea Still   

Audio/Video: Excellent, great package and design of the discs

Extras: Bonus Scene with Christina Bella, Photo Gallery, Cumshots and Trailers

The Movie – Raul Cristian's Ass Titans 5 continues the Cruel Media tradition of the finest and sexiest in international sluttage. Raul's handpicked selection of professional ass whores get royally dominated by his revolving team of shaved, well-hung, beefy male terminators, and no girl's ass is spared. The first scene documents a live Webcast with blonde American sluts Riley Evans and Phoenix Marie, teamed with two muscular gents who are dressed strangely in fishnets and women's wigs! They all get down to business, though, in an all-out, hard-core anal pounding party. Phoenix actually sits at the computer and chats with fans as she's getting her asshole reamed from behind! A short foot-job and lots of brutal sodomy later, the ladies each get a mouthful of sperm as a souvenir. Then little Lea Lexis takes on the massive member of Erik Everhard in a nasty scene of rough anal and ass-to-mouth penetration that's belied by the petite blonde's giggly, cheerful attitude. French brunette Shannya Tweeks seems to get more than she bargains for when two Euro-dicks torment her poor asshole with probing hands and swinging cocks. The submissive cutie is ridden like a beast of burden, crawling on all fours across the lawn while a maniac urges her forward by fucking her abused ass. With spitting, slapping and double anal penetration, porn doesn't get much rougher than this! After that, we meet Eliska, a cropped-hair beauty from the Lorraine region of France. She proves herself an expert cocksucker, and willing to take a double penetration. After getting her sphincter gaped wide from nonstop buggering, Eliska's ass is showered with two loads of semen. Not to be outdone, the next girl, Hungarian blonde Bea Stiel, takes on a team of three men who relentlessly fuck her throat and ass until her poor sphincter is swollen and purple. They each ejaculate in her open mouth, and Bea swallows it all. Finally, in a DVD bonus, veteran porn queen Cristina Bella gets the Cruel Media treatment from a stud who plows her tender asshole and her mouth in turn. Cristina ends up with a dilated anus and a mouthful of gooey cum. The butt sex here is positively Titanic!

Disc 1

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Riley Evans and Phoenix Marie – This scene starts out with the two women and two studs dressed in ugly feminist attire and the girls dressed in hot lingerie. They are online while being filmed and viewed over the Web and start putting on a show which the men eventually join. Phoenix is just unbelievably beautiful and slutty in her attire and I think I could have cum ten times just watching her in these openings minutes playing with Riley. The scene takes place in a large living room and is very aggressive with the men grabbing throats and slapping read ends loudly. While I don’t care to watch throat grabbing, I plowed through like the good reviewer I am. The women are quite vocal and the anal sex is replete with ass to mouth action and positions of countless variety. Unbelievably, the guys had some problems getting wood every once in a while, probably fucking too hard and long and needing a pause. But they get revving again and in the end each girl takes a pretty good load to their open mouths.

Lea Lexis – Little Lea fucks Eric Everhard in a loft after she preens for us a little bit. She is a dirty blond with a nice body and after they get going shows a nasty side that surprises you from a small woman with a nice smile. Her ass hole is easily penetrated and the fucking is predominately in that hole. She is very vocal and Eric tosses her around like a doll, at one time getting six fingers into her ass hole and spreading it wide. The close-ups are clinical at times and border on seeing and knowing too much information! The finale is a shot to her open mouth as her ass is up in the air doggy style and we see the muscles flex back and forth.

Shanya Tweeks – Shanya is a dark hair cutie with a nice body dressed in sexy school girl type of clothes and is fucked by two guys out by a pool on an overcast day. Oddly, most the fucking is on a two seat swing which proves awkward to execute certain moves as the action make the thing swing uncontrollably. The get a little more naked and then fuck on the deck and here is gets a little rough, with choking and aggressive pounding. The men then pick her up and carry her to a dog pen where they make her crawl out of it on all fours and fuck her in the ass as she is heading toward a garage where they continue to fuck her hard. The end up back in the yard surrounding the location and fuck on the green grass. Back then to the garage for a DP and then back on the lawn for some more fucking. The end comes with popshots to her now sweaty face and hair which is pulled and yanked and her throat choked as the guys spray her stressed countenance.

Disc 2

Eliska Cross – On a patio of a home that looks to be in Las Vegas, two guys dressed in prison stripes double-team Eliska, a French woman with very short hair and a nice body, one whose ass hole stretches beyond comprehension. Fucking her on a variety of garden/patio furniture, she sucks dick and jerks the guys off like she is hurrying to catch one of those proverbially late French trains. But the furniture is not large and the positioning makes all look uncomfortable and strained. None of the sex here is really exciting; instead, it is physical exercise of the sexual kind. At the end both men shoot on her upturned ass and smiling, they fist each other.

Bea Stiel – Bea is a really sexy blond dressed in pink and black lingerie with black fishnet hose. She is a very light hair blond with a great round ass. Preening for us in a living room, three guys appear from behind a couch wearing corny Lone Ranger masks and proceed to take her to school sexually. One guy fucks her ass while one sticks his dick in her mouth and another masturbates her clit. The action is very fast and furious and tiny Bea is used like a fuck doll, being positioned here and there like a spinning top. But she doesn’t seem to mind and follows the men’s commands willingly. The three guys cum in her open mouth at the end and none of the three could spurt more than just a couple pops of weak-looking cream.

35-minute Bonus Scene with Christina Bella – This is one hot looking babe with great tits, a tanned body, cool nails, and sexy makeup. She puts herself on exhibition, masturbating by inserting several fingers into her ass hole and then tasting them! After several great minutes of this she goes to a guy on a black leather chair and sick on his dick, letting the huge pole just slide right into her butt. This doggie style fucking is way too long and for many minutes you do not see anything but his dick going in her butt. No faces of other body parts. She eventually unsaddles him and sucks his cock and then gets back on, this time facing the camera. There are a couple more positions before he shoots another drippy load of cum into her open mouth.

Final Thoughts: The sex in this collection of strong anal scenes was rough and not for the weak of heart. The women were all pretty good looking and very nasty. The opener with Phoenix Marie and Riley Evans was good as was the bonus scene with Christina Bella. The goofy setups with guys in masks and whatnot is stupid and makes me wonder about the level of intelligence it takes to direct a porn movie. The dwelling on gyno shots takes a lot of the excitement away from the viewing and the emphasis on ass hole stretching is boring and as far from erotic as something could be. Nonetheless, I urge you to Rent this disc for the two scenes I mentioned and I will leave up to you to judge the rest. Those two scenes will make your acquisition a good one.

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