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Passions of Carol, The

Studio: Video X Pix » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 4/24/11

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Studio: Video-X Pix

Release Date:  1975

Length: 76 minutes

Director: Shaun Constello

Condoms: Yes

Genre: Classic parody

Category: feature

Cast: Alan Marlow, Ashley Moore, Carter Stevens, Jamie Gillis, Kevin Andre, Kim Pope, Marc Stevens, Sonny Landham, Tony Scott

The Movie – A sexy retelling of the Dickens holiday classic A Christmas Carol, this well-crafted adult feature stars Merrie Holiday as the mean and nasty editor of a skin magazine who is making her poor assistant work late on Christmas Eve redoing layout designs. When she finally goes home, she's visited by the ghost of her former partner, who joins her for a rousing boink session. Then she's off to Christmas Future, where she fins herself as a skanky Times Square prostitute. Then she sees Christmas Present, where her assistant, at last home with his wife, is enjoying a tender and intimate love-making session. This is a very good porn adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

Extras – Audio Commentary by Director Shaun Costello

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Audio/Video – Restored to high definition color in a 1.37:1 aspect ration, the film is a little grainy and the sound not consistent in places.

The is very plot driven, following the lines of Dickens’s Christmas Carol nicely, but taking place in snowy new York City on Christmas Eve. Shots of the Flatiron Building and blizzard-like conditions set the tome and tenor of the film. She makes Janie Gillis work late and then she and an assistant audition a model for her magazine by sucking his cock and having a 3-way with him. The women are thin, not pretty, with smallish breasts and both are brunettes. The sex is decent with some good sucking and 69 action. The girls all have a full-haired pubic region and it makes for a noticeable contrast of today’s mostly shaven pussies. The finale is a shot to Merrie Holiday’s mouth after she pulls the guy’s dick from her assistant’s pussy. The guy’s load barely registered, however.

The Ghost of her former partner appears to Merrie later and is in good makeup replete with chains. He fucks her in her bedroom and drips a load on her pussy.

The Ghost of Christmas Past appears and they go to her assistant’s house where the two fuck and suck her husband in a room surrounding by graphic paintings or drawings of kids pictures. The assistant fucks her boss with the plastic arm of a doll while she sucks the husband’s cock. The guy shoots a nice load on Merrie’s chest at the end.

The Ghost of Christmas Present gets her next and the travel along the ether to the guy’s home she made work late that nigh. The wife is crippled and uses crutches to get around. Jaime Gillis plays the nice guy and his wife sucks his cock as they begin to have sex. She is a reddish-blond with does the deep throating thing quite well. She is very creamy and wet as Jamie fucks from behind in a spoon position on the floor. He then shoots a tiny load onto her ass.

Finally, the guy who is tell show her the future takes her to a seedy room where Merrie is in a frightful orange/yellow afro wig and is a whore fucking some ugly guy. Scary for all concerned!

Final Thoughts: The featurette included here is about NYC’s 42nd Street area back in the days when it was one big adult area and the nostalgia for the times. The movie is well-constructed but the sex does not get you aroused to any level and it serves mainly as a timepiece of a forgotten era where some good stuff was, indeed produced and hot women did exist, but sadly, this is not one of them. Rent this for curiosity but do not buy.

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